Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Scaring the shit out of Heipo
Heipo Spirit sport camp!
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Translation: Lei
Typsetting/timing: Hinnerk Slayeer(Alex)
Team Gaki presents:
Endo
Tanaka
Yamasaki
Matsumoto
Hamada
Heipo
Matsumoto-san?
yesyesyes?
Where did you go?
Uhm..since it's October, we thought a sport camp would be fitting.
We all wanted to do a sports camp together but
but it was hard to make a reservation for the campsite
in the daytime
so it was easier to make a reservation at night
So people started to complain that a sports camp at night was strange
So it was suggested that Heipo go alone
I know...
You have a lot of free time anyways, right?
yes yes.
It was scary, wasn't it? Being alone?
I know..
Eh!?
What do you mean "eh"??
Why are you saying "eh"?!
we don't know!
I was in the mountains
by myself, at midnight..
do you know how scary that is???
Something smells!!
DID YOU FART??
Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai
ya Arahende
Presents:
aaaahhh, what, what, what is happening?
What is happening?
What is wrong with that guy?
Shall we watch the video now?
Let´s start
Please enjoy.
1:00 AM
Heipo arrives at the bus to get transported.
I'm scared
I'm really scared!! I don't want to do this!
Please sit over there
Over there?
Please sit over there
Is here alright?
Why is he scared of getting into a car??
I don't like this
You should also put on your seatbelt
I hope I can find it.
got it!
I don't like this!
We will start to drive now.
Heipo was really under tension that day, wasn't he?
He shouldn't be.
Where are we going?
Driving further into the mountains
The car is traveling at midnight.
That looks scary.
Please put these on...
What are those things...!?!
I don't want them!
It's for your face.
Oh! It's a lamp!
How do you turn it on?
Yes, here.
Ah, his face
Ahh you scared me
I'm scared! I'm just gonna take a drink...
Why is he drinking so much??
I was just really nervous and was thirsty!
You're not even doing anything!
The camera is already filming.
[staff]
Until you reach the tent,
record your face as much as possible.
What! I have to film by myself..?
It's filming already?
[Driver]
Yes, it's filming.
What do I do with this?
You should know that!
[Staff]
Press here...
I'm getting scared of my own face
What do I do?
Is this okay?
EH?!! But I can't do this kind of thing!
I have to hold this and walk around?
[staff]
Yes, please.
This camera is so heavy!
You're worried about that?
Eh?
We're there?
Eh?
What do I do? What do I do?
OH, SCARY!!
Heipo Spirit camp!
Somewhere in the wilderness
Eh?
What?
I'm stuck!!
Ow, wait, it's my seatbelt...
He forgot to unbuckle the seatbelt
What do I do?
Just go to the tent on the other side.
[Staff]
just get off the car!
AAAAaaahh
[Staff]
Inside the tent, there is a change of clothes
Come with me! Let's go together
[Staff]
Only that camera can record your face
asking him to do a good job..
I can't see! I can't see!
I can't see anything!
What is this?!
Ah!
Don't leave me!
Don't leave!
Missing Translation
You're not recording clearly.. Do your job!
What is this? The sky? Stars?
Are they even stars?
What's happening?
Heipo
What's happening?
Who are you asking: "What's happening!"
It's the sports camp today isn't it??
This looks really scary!
What's wrong?
Something was there
Eh?
I don't like the tent
It's scary!
Don't pop out at me!
Don't pop out...?
SCARY!!
He is the worst!
What do I do??
AHAHAHAHA
What is
this...
I don't know..
I don't know what do I do?
I don't get it~!
Change clothes already!
What do I do?
Just change clothes!!
Water please
he was even told to change clothes!
You are asking too many questions!
He should know that he should change!
What do I do? What do I do?
WAAA!
What do I do?!
Aah, running shoes! I found them
I'm going to change...
and that microphone
can you do something about it?
Take it off yourself!
Please?
He could easily do it himself!
He's trying to call somebody!
Neh...
AHHH!
Ah!
It must be
What?
I don't know.
Nothing's even started!!
It's cold...
aaa it's hot...
I almost dropped it..
What do I do with this?
I don't understand the mic!
Missing Translation
This is really getting bad.
What should I do..
He hasn't even done anything
Nothing has started
It's tight...
this is too small!
Eh..
What?
Ah!
I don't know
what is he doing..
but it's scary!!
What do I do?
This is so bad
this is really bad!
AH!
Eh? What is happening?
Isn't that.. isn't this a sports camp...?
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
eh?
Stop this!
I said stop...
Isn't this sport camp?
Nothing has even started yet!
Even though he's all alone!
It's a sports camp
Welcome
to the midnight
sport's camp
it will begin now~
The athletes
please gather
in front of the podium~
This looks really scary
AAAH~ QuitQuitQuitQuit
StopStopStopStopStopStopStopStop!
StopStopStopStop!
What happened?
Just me!
Heipo
almost loses consciousness!!
It was just really really scary!
Scary~
What is happening here?
They told me to gather
in front of the podium
gath-...
EH
What?
Ah, it's just my voice
EH!?
eh...
this is so bad
it's really bad!
Now it's time
for the athlete's oath~
Heipo, come to the podium~
this is kinda funny
that's funny
but nobody's here
it's lonely isn't it?
I'm really scared
Ah!
AAH!
AAAAH!
the mic is scary!
Gre...
Greetings athletes!
AH!
whatwhatwhatwhat!
what!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What is it?
Missing Translation
What are you doing?
that is kind of scary
It was really scary!
We will now
prepare for the game~
You can go to your tent..
for now~
A break?!?
UH! Uhuu!
Scary...
Scary, Scary, Scary, Scary.
Can I rest now?
Ah...
I don't know.
What is it!
What is it?!
even though nothing is there!
can he air this??
what is this?
curtains?
curtain?
Heipo gets scared by the breeze
really....
He calmed down a bit
Now the three legged race will begin~
three legged race?
how?
Ple
ase
co
me
out
si
de
to
the
ce
nter
of
the
gr
ound
ah! i don't want to! i don't want to!
what kind of reaction is that?
I can't take this
On Screen Text
I can't stop laughing
You can't stop laughing right?
Ah! Ah!
Ah! It's here it's here it's here!
what what what what!
Whaaaa! Who are these people!
well, this is scary
stop stop stop stop!
this is scary
scary scary scary scary!
What do I do?
Ehh What do I do?
They're ghosts ghosts
ghosts??
The first event
Three Legged Race
The first event is
the three legged race
Uwaa!Scary! Scary Scary Scary!
Uwaa! Scary! Scary Scary Scary!
Wait sorry sorry sorry
What... I don't want to do this.... This place is scary!
This place is scary?
Now... on your mark...
it's partially scary
Now... on your mark...
get set...
Wait!
What the heck!
Ow ow ow ow it hurts...
cooperate with your feet!
Ow ow ow ow it hurts...
scary
it is scary
I don't feel good
What!
who?
Who is it!?
Say it!
You! Stop that!
Put that on air!
Say it now
I felt somebody's presence..
Help m- ahhhhh!!!
what! what! what! what!
something's there
something's there?
something's there
It's scary here right
I can't do this
ah! ah! something's there!
something passed by! who!?
it's really scary!
what!
my stomach hurts!
Aaahh! Stop! What- what is this!
What happened!?
The lights just went out!
What happened~ Please!?
Eh!
What was that...
Eh the lights went out right?
Nothing happened!
Eh the lights went out right?
They went out right?
They went out, but...
Ahhh I'm tired
of course you're tired
you've completely lost
that was tiring
Aaaah!
Now we will begin the tug of war~
the second event
Tug of War
The next event is the Tug of War
There is a human head on a stand in the center of the rope
In this tug of war, on a stand in the center of the rope
human head
there is a human head
Heipo
if Heipo gets pulled
if he loses, he will be come face-to-face with the head
the head will be right in front of him
that's right
I see
Now the Tug of War will begin~
human head
ahhh scary!
What is this?!
On your mark... Get set...
What do I do? I don't wanna do this
It's scary I don't wanna go
Scary scary scary! Nonono!
this is scary
either way there's a ghost...
stop..
Giant Ball Rolling
After this
rolling a giant ball
Obstacle course
and after an obstacle course, he gets lunchtime.
What?
Missing Translation
Is it there because it's cold?
Ahhh! A bug!
What?
It's a bug, right?
ZAP
What is this!?
Ehehehehe!?
Eheh!
Just now something zapped! Zapped!
What... A bug just got in seriously
What? My lunch, I eat it here?
Scary...
Anyways, I'll eat now.
What! What is this!?
Just chopsticks!
It's wet... Damn...
Ahhh! Another bug!
It flew! It flew! A bug!
A bug..?
Lunch is scary
eel lunchbox
lunch is really scary...
it's not scary..
Scary... Ahhh!!
it's eel...
blehhh!
he makes me angry!
I'm scared of eel... I can't, sorry!
Eel is scary scary scary!
you don't like eel?
eh? you don't eat eel?
Ah!
This is a heater isn't it?
ZAP
What is this!?
why would you leave something like this
this is really bad
Ahh~ That scared me~!
he can be used in the world
the fifth event
Folk Dance
Here... a fun folk dance.
Without a word, the ghosts' hands will reach out to him.
Now the folk dance will begin~
Heipo
Eh what do I do?
What do I do?
he's doing it right
this is pretty good
looks fun, right?
he's finally calmed down
electric shock pen in
seconds
Ahhh! Ow! Ow! OwOwOw!
Sukekiyo in
seconds
Nooo~! Stop it!
big-boobed ghost in
seconds
Cute!
bloody spit in
seconds
What!? You scared me!
Ah.. Scary!
It's done...
Ah I found tobacco
what the hell!
Oh there's no water
oh, tea
a bug! ahh damn
Ehh? Who's there?
again, really..
bug bug bug...
the sixth event
Relay
Finally, the team relay.
From the first runner to the third they run half the track,
Until the third runner they will run half,
but Heipo has to run a full lap
but Heipo will run the whole track.
Heipo (anchor)
start
Now...
on your marks...
get set...
Finally, the anchor, Heipo
it's your turn
Aaaah! I don't like Sukekiyo!
take the lead take the lead!
Sukekiyo is fast!
Come'on...Come'on...Come'on...
bone baton
Nonononono!
I don't wanna touch that!
Nononono!
Nonononono!
Sukekiyo is chasing him
Sukekiyo is scary!
Help me!
HELP ME!
HELP ME~!
What the hell?
you're not pictured clearly!
♪the summer has passed, thistle flowers sway in the wind
they could have used anyone's picture!
♪whose longing are they wandering for
finally it's him!
♪left behind in the blue sky
♪my heart is the symbol of summer
what an old picture!
♪my heart is the symbol of summer
the bug went in, the bug went in!
where the hell is this?
is it Vietnam?
how lame!
Heipo's team lost badly
Watching this is so tiring
I'm tired!
really!
You did 6 events, right?
He did, indeed.
Heipo's team lost
if you won with this, that would have been great, but
you happened to lose, so
maybe next year
What! No more no more
there is no next year!
it would have been great if you won
that's right
Have you seen
those ghosts before?
Truthfully, Japanese Television is-
wait, am I allowed to say that?
Japanese Television is next to Bancho Sarayashiki (horror stories)
what what ghosts!?
What are you talking about?
What the hell!
What's happening?
What do I do??
Sit down!
Please sit down!
All: nothing is happening
What do I do?
it's going to come out
what?
One-man show!?
This is a one-man show!
Let's do it at Aoyama Enkei theatre!
Really!
I'll watch it!
Stay tuned for Heipo's punishment!
Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just marks on the floor!
Long time no see!!!
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