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She came out for real.
Why did she do that just now?
Is she making fun of Takeshi?
How about it? Can you show us a splendid performance?
Please introduce yourself.
This ain't no joke, ya idiot.
I am Beat Takeshi.
Ah, I am Beat Takeshi.
Can't do impressions at all
Why are you moving?
Please don't move, Mr. Takeshi.
Let's hold back.
Takeshi robots' other ability: let's show you.
Takeshi robots' ability ①
Given any theme about unlikable scientists the robot will perfectly be able to improvise on it.
Was your name Endo? Then you go first.
Every day eating nothing but curry rice scientist.
If two people meet
and the curry smell lingers
it's as if turmeric is protruding.
Surely is no good, no good, no good.
Ya idiot, fu fu.
The talent lacks in perfection
Takeshi robot, retreat at once.
Takeshi robot's immediate retreat
She might appear in something else?
There might be scientific value in having amateurs like you ask a question.
Are there any questions? Housei.
Regarding Takeshi robot
Takeshi robots' special move.
Does it have a special move?
I was waiting for this question.
I won't tell you!!
Tanaka.
Let me see...
What kind of trouble might occur?
Only this thing I won't tell you!!
Matsumoto, anything?
Takeshi robots' energy
How is it supplied with energy?
This is the secret to this robot
I won't tell you!!
The price is?
Won't tell you!
How much is the price?
1 billion yen
Asked twice and he will respond.
It's not absurdly overpriced.
You get all that.
Ain't no joke, ya fool.
Second appearance / World Great TV ver.
Regarding this Beat Takeshi Robot
not only Beat Takeshi
Takeshi robots' ability ②
Can become any celebrity.
it can get the abilities of any celebrity.
For example
Please do Mori Shinichi.
Complete transformation to Mori Shinichi
My sweet mama-
Your voice became so soft.
Going that far.
No matter which celebrity you say, it will be able to obtain every single ability.
Tanaka, please state a celebrity.
Wada Akiko.
Make a dialogue between Wada Akiko and Takeshi.
Wada Akiko and Takeshi dialogue
Those times were
mmmh.
How long will you be nostalgic for those times, ya idiot!!
I must part
see you later!
Where are you going, Takeshi robot?
Beat Takeshi robots' retreat
yeeeees
I will announce the next robot.
What's wrong?
I understand.
This is the middle of a presentation, but
an esteemed professor from our faculty has decided to say some encouraging words.
An esteemed professor has come to share encouraging words.
Esteemed professor!
Esteemed professor Asano Yuuko
Esteemed professor Asano Yuuko.
Long time no see, Miss Yuuko.
I never thought that you would become this great.
Jeez
It hurts
Coming here, I am reminded of so many things.
Former researcher Nakamura Yoshinobu Producer
Yo!!
It's definitely this bastard.
Yoshinobu.
Long time no see.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
She completely cut him off.
(Yoshinobu) what an amateur.
This is bad!!
Today, we have some new employees learning the ropes.
New staff, huh?
Greetings from the esteemed professor
You...
Stand up, won't you?
What kind of scientist do you want to be?
World's
You don't have to answer seriously.
Only because you are so cute.
You there, won't you stand up?
Wow, what a great chest.
What is the percentage of your body fat?
About 12-13%, don't you think?
So great.
Asking about body fat and the esteemed professor falls in love
Merely being asked about body fat and you get kissed...
Having such great newcomers, I feel completely relieved.
That's true, Yuuko.
Yoshinobu.
This time the esteemed professor falls in love with Yoshinobu
Sorry, impossible!!
For me to appear
From esteemed professor, back to Asano Yuuko.
in a variety show
after all,
it's a strange incident, isn't it?
TN: Parody of the song "Honnō-ji incident" by Egu-Splosion The word strange and incident is the same in Japanese.
The strange thing about Asano Asano Yuuko Egu-Splosion
The Asano incident
Year 2016 new year's disaster
Asano Yuko was tricked by Gaki no Tsukai!!
Why-y? Why-y? Why was Asano tricked?
Asano Yuuko was persistently begged by the staff
and by that guy over there: 50 year plus with a bald forehead
Why-y? Why-y? Why was Asano tricked?
I heard that practicing the skit would only take 2 days
But this geezer's memory is so bad that it took 5 days
Call him a producer if you want, but he is a subcontracted producer
Expecting to get some gratitude from Asano he has gained nada
Not great Not great Yoshinobu is not great at all
Day by day I feel older but it's really my luck that has gone
tricked by a bald forehead worst new year's eve hey!!
Too harsh? Too harsh? Isn't that too harsh from an Asano in her 50's?
Not strange
Asano in her 50's is not strange!!
Strange
This is the Asano incident
Asano incident
A●sa●no in●ci●dent
Asano Yuuko was me!!
It really was amazing.
Everyone, please study hard.
Esteemed professor
thank you very much.
Yoshinobu was glaring at us
Let's go back to the presentation and announce the next robot.
Kenkoba professor, this is bad!!
Someone has
stolen the robot
What!? The robot was taken?
Someone has stolen the new robot model!!
Call the police.
They're already on the way here
Who is the one behind this!?
Police officer arrives
Sorry for keeping you waiting, Professor Kenkoba!!
Who are you?!!
Unarmed inspector
Akira 100%
I am the Unarmed Inspector
So you're Mr. Unarmed
I was slightly shook. Apologies.
I was slightly shocked. Apologies. I forgot.
Search for clues!!
Well then,
Were there any witnesses?
The culprit was holding a pistol
That's dangerous,
but what is my subordinate doing?
Unarmed inspector's subordinate arrives
Unarmed detective
Harada Ryuuji
Sorry for keeping you waiting
You're late!
What's he doing here?
Can he do it?
I always see him acting as Suke-san in "Mito Koumon"
T/N: "Mito Koumon" is a long-running period drama which was on-air since 1969 till 2011. Suke-san is a supporting character played by Harada.
You look like that onsen actor, Harada Ryuuji
T/N: Onsen actor is his nickname, as he likes going to various onsens around Japan
smack
He can do it?
How is the situation at the scene?
I heard the centerpiece robot was stolen;
the rookies were also surely looking forward to it
Request for the 5 to cooperate in the investigation
Everyone,
I ask of you to please help with the investigation
This is who I am
Proof of identity in place of a police identification card
He must have practiced that a lot
I think they must have practiced a lot
For those who were not able to see: one more time
It's enough
This is who I am
We have confirmed your identity
We really couldn't see (the crotch)
I am Unarmed Detective
Pleased to meet you
That's right, unarmed!!
Naked butt in front of the face
Spiteful!!
What the hell?
You didn't need to call him!!
Unarmed inspector!
Clues found?
smack
Please take a look at this
Is there such a thing as that?
Something dropped!!
Something dropped!! Pick it up.
Blond hair
Clue to the criminal: Blond hair
Hey, there's some there too
Blond hair...
Professor, do you happen to know of a man with blond hair?
The young intern who quit the other day was blond, I believe
That man must have been the culprit
hm? You over there
With a hat on his head, a suspicious man...
could you take off that cap?
Blond hair... He must be the culprit!!
Wait criminal!!
Pursuit of the criminal starts
Don't think you can escape from me
Wait!!
A lot of practice must have been done
Let's get into the patrol car
Arrested!!
This is something I would pay money to watch
I want to go watch this at a live event or something
Inspector, let us bring him in
Incident of the Stolen new robot: resolved!!
I couldn't really process what happened
yeah
It was amazing: that high level of completion!!
6:30 pm
Science laboratory 10 hours 30 minutes since the start
Matsumoto has found something which caught his attention
Look at this;
doesn't this remind you of something?
This usage of colours...
Ah, wait a moment
this usage of colour
usage of colours...
Right
Q. what do you think of when you look at these colours?
it's remarkable
how that object caught my eye
Cleaning robot
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Can I say it?
Go ahead
What's this guy doing?
Even though we can't laugh
so this did happen
smiling and jumping in joy like that
Even though we can't laugh
even so
Matsumoto-san,
it's a super good quiz
Look at this colour
The colour? Not the shape?
The colour's quite spot-on
I know the answer too
Q. What does this colour remind you of?
※Everyone, please think of the answer along with them
Whisper it
Will Tanaka get the correct answer?
How will he do?
The colour...
I have no idea
Hamada-san's probably a little distanced from it
I don't think so
because his children have all grown up
Endo!!
I get it! I get it!
It's the future for Endo (with his new kid)
Yes...
Just the colour right?
eh?
Baikinman
reminded of
baikinman
T/N: Baikinman is a character in the anime "Anpanman". "Baikin"（ばい菌） means germs or bacteria.
Ah the colour
You gotta be kidding?
No, I really have no idea
Seriously?
At all?
I don't get what you're
talking about at all
This is a big hint
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」 from this?
a i u e o
Hint: the 50 sounds of Japanese
No... not even a millimeter
Seriously?
Say a i u e o in a more...
Say it more energetically
eh?
The rule is a little difficult
No way!
I seriously don't get what you're talking about
with high excitement
Can you please say it?
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
a i u e ooo!!
and next is?
ka ki ku ke kooo!!
Yes, yes
sa shi su se sooo!!
Yes, that's it
ta chi tsu te tooo!!
na ni nu ne nooo!!
Huh? What comes next?
You're already very close
Yeah, close
You can do it
That's it
ha hi fu he hooo!!
ma mi mu me mooo!!
Wait a minute
Hamada...
Well, there are times it's a generation gap, however, it's been a long time since it started
So even if you say that...
The gap
Yeah I understand
Well, it can't be helped, right?
Now, the answer's ha hi fu he ho
(ha hi fu he ho): say it energetically
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
energetically..?
ha hi fu he hooo!!
it's a little...
What do you mean..?
I want a tune set to it
say "ha hi fu he ho" in a variety of ways
ha hi fu he hoo
Say that line like
Like Akko-san
like Wada Akiko
T/N: Wada Akiko is a famous singer & variety show host. "Akko" is her nickname
Hint: say 「ha hi fu he ho」
how about it?
how about trying it
Like Akko-san?
haa hi fu he hoo
yes
No, even if you look at me like that...
You just said it, just about.
Combine that with this please
this
This colour
with this
It's okay, say it
Even if you say that...
What does ha hi fu he hoo have
to do with this?
this is seriously...
No way!!
Seriously!?
I think he knew the answer...
Everyone else knew
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
Hint: Bye bye OO~
Bye bye~
No, even if you look at me like that...
I now feel like crying
My face is wet with tears
I feel powerless
we have to change it
yeah
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
because Matsumoto's tired
I'm too tired
exhausted
this is bad
Ah! something from Anpanman?
you were referring to a character?
from Anpanman?
Yes that's right
Ahhh! so that's it!!
Who?
No idea.
8 o'clock P.M.,
Science lab - 12 hours in
There is trouble stirring up in the laboratories
Everyone, trouble!
Some people who have complaints about our lab came over, so we
have to check what's going on.
Other scientists are involved;
we have to break the fight!!
That serious?
Let's go, guys
That has nothing to do with research...
Hooligans have invaded the labs.
The five have to intervene.
It's not related!
Some people...
Why don't they leave that stuff to the security police!?
Just let them be!
Let's go together
I hear something.
That's enough!
Laboratory corridor
They're doing something
Do it firmly, you!
Stop playing around
I am being serious.
You're not being serious!
scientist
Succhii
hooligan
Yutaka Yoshida
What the hell is this!?
I am doing my best
What is this!?
I am sorry!
We don't know what happened,
but could you please let us off?
This is pissing me off,
Got a problem?!
What is it? Go away!
Hooligan cannot contain his anger.
Shut up, stupid!
This lab is too loud, and I can't sleep!
His voice is so loud
This lab is too loud, and I can't sleep!
Show me the real deal!!
Show me the real stuff, I said! Get it?!
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
"Yoshimoto Shinkigeki" piece "Nipple drill"
Note: "Yoshimoto Shinkigeki" is a comedy theater show
Hey you, what are you doing!?
Won't you come!?
Will you come or won't you come, will you come or won't you come
Will you come or won't you come, will you come orwon't you come
Will you come or won't you come, will you come or won't you come
SAY SOMETHING, YOU!
Don't hit my toes.
I said, Don't hit my toes.
Not the chin!
Not my armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpits!
Can't you hear!? We're this close!
"The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels armpit"
"The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels armpit,"
it's difficult to hear that.
That's what I said!
You did manage to hear all that, didn't you!?
What's wrong with you!?
Don't drill my nipples!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't!Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't!Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't,
Don't, don't
Toes, chin, armpit STOP!
Aren't you gonna do the drill!!?
Will you or won't you do the drill, will you or won't you do the drill?
Aren't you going to?!
Pfft
Won't you...
Wooooooooooon't you......
What the hell is this, is this a joke!?
Won't you, won't you, won't you, won't you
ouch
For how much longer will these two keep going?
Toes, chin, armpit, STOP!
drill drill won't you do the drill?
drill drill drill won't you....do the drill?
Aren't you gonna do it, you!?
What are you clapping for?
Are you just messing around?
Have you taken a hot bath?
It's your fault, dumbass!
Remember this!!
Get a grip!You've got to be kidding me!
Get a grip! You've got to be kidding me!
Well well...
He just got beaten up then left!
Seriously!
You did win
Successfully repelled the Hooligan
Seriously
That guy got beaten up and left.
Yes. he really did
He just left...
It was pretty bad.
Plenty has happened lately
Oy oy oy oy!!
Another hooligan arrives
This laboratory's so noisy
I can't sleep!
Again?
What are you doing, huh!?
I can't sleep!
Tokuma Nishioka
Hooligan
What are you doing!?
I'm talking to you!
No way!
Show me the real deal!
Hey, what are you doing!?
What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki piece "Nipple Drill"
What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing
Won't you-
Won't you come?!
Won't you come!?
Will you or won't you come?
Just when I thought you'd come, you won't come!?
Speak up!
What's wrong with you!?
Stop it!
Don't hit my toes!
Don't hit my chin!
Don't hit my armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
This is great!
Why can't you hear me!?
We're only this far apart!
"The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels armpit" part
is difficult to hear.
That's what I said!
You did catch all that, didn't you!?
What the hell are you-
Don't drill my nipples!
Don't do the drill
Don't, don't, don't...
This is perfect!
Don't, don't, don't...
Toes, chin, armpit- STOP!
Won't you do the drill!!
Will you or won't you
Won't you do it!?
Will you or .....
Awful!
woooooooon't youuuu
What are you doing!
Will you do it, you bastard?
Will you or won't you, will you or won't you, will you or won't you
Will you or won't you, will you or won't you will you or won't you
Will you or won't you, will you or won't you, will you or won't you
ouch
This is amazing
Toes, chin, armpit- STOP
drill drill won't you do the drill?
drill drill won't you...you're doing the drill?
Amazing!!
Incredible!!
What are you clapping for?
Wooooww!!!
Did you spill miso soup on yourself?
I didn't spill anything!
It's your fault!
Amazing!
Amazing...
I'll come again tomorrow!
he's gonna come over again!
Wow...
That was really something
Well done!
Successfully repelled the hooligan
That was so good!
Great job!
I'm glad I got to see that
That was great!!
That was incredible
Impressive, I was moved.
Looks like I win.
Oooooyyyyyy!
No way!?
For real?
From the time this lab was built...
A third hooligan arrives
You've got to be kidding
It's almost too much...
Hey you, it's been a nuisance in the neighbourhood
Hooligan
Girolamo Panzetta
Hey you, it's been a nuisance in the neighbourhood
Absolutely no way he can do it!
Show me the real deal!
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki piece "Nipple Drill"
What are you doing, stop that!
Hey you, stop that!
Wha...hey...will you powder?
Wha... hey...will you powder?
Will you powder?
Nipple... stop...
Don't, don't, don't, don't
For real, was he okay?
This is ridiculous!!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
This is ridiculous!!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
This is really bad
Don't, don't, don't, don't
This one was bad, yeah
He didn't say "drill" even a single time
Don't, don't, don't, don't
It's important, it's important.
Don't, don't, don't, don't
It's important, it's important.
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Toes...
chun,
Uhm
won't you
do it!!
Not right at all!
Let's go
That's bad!!
Nope
That was bad
Well that was a given...
Of course...
To think there'd be a continuation
If Tokuma-san was like that...
That was bound to happen
Tokuma-san was amazing...
We were shown something good
Cheered us up.
Yes, truly