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Physical fitness wise, they totally have an advantage, I mean...
we don’t really need this guy (Ebisu) do we?
He’s our senior
The skill balance between you guys are equal though
He’s already losing hair as well!
You've got a few people there
You’ve got Ochiken here as well
T/N: Housei is a part of the Rakugo society, which is like story telling in the entertainment business. Junior is calling Hosei sort of something like an amateur storyteller.
Ochiken, my ass!
You love it, don’t you!?
Why do you keep saying "Ochiken, Ochiken" over and over?
He’s losing hair as well!!
He is losing hair
Please don’t compare me to him
To each their own
That’s irrelevant anyway
Okay let’s start the game...
First battle is
Assistant
(Nippon TV Announcer)
Tokushima Erika
Chihara Junior
Extreme Praising Praise Praise Battle!
Extreme Praising
Praise Praise Battle!
We won't lose!
To be a top scientist
Various observations are necessary
Everyone’s skill in daily observation will be tested in today’s game
So now this is for everyone, you will be notified of the target
Extremely Praise the target! Praise Praise battle!!
Staying in rhythm, you will have to praise the target
If you are unable to praise or cannot stay in rhythm, you are OUT
Praise, Praise Target
You have to fully praise the target
Clapping in rhythm, you will have to praise in order. If you are unable to praise or cannot stay in rhythm, you are OUT!
He’s funny
Cares for juniors
He’s rich
This will be judged by Junior-san.
He’s smart
The team with the most praises will receive 10 points
Extremely Praise the target! Praise Praise battle!!
The team with the most praises gets 10 points!!
Everyone, remember to follow the rhythm when you’re praising
Don’t be too embarrassed in praising the person
Just give us your true thoughts on the person’s positives
Just mention the good traits; that's it
This is a good chance to speak our minds
That is correct
First
Miyasako
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Ayabe Yuuji
Cunning Takeyama
Hamada Masatoshi
Tanaka Naoki
First round, the first team up will be Team Miyasako
This team of 5 will be thrown into battle
Let’s start off with Miyasako
The topic will be Tanaka Naoki
Tanaka Naoki
Praise Target
Okay let’s get this thing rolling. Start!
He’s kind
He has good taste
He’s a good actor
He’s tall
I love animals
He’s a devoted husband
He’s kind to his juniors
He will give you anything
What? He will give you anything?
What? He will give you anything
What did you get?
You gave me heaps of things, didn’t you?
What kind of things?
What's up with that voice?
What kind of things did you get?
What kind of things?
Things like snacks like when we were working together
Your voice is so friggin croaky!
What the hell is wrong with your voice?
What kind of voice is that? It's so croaky man!
What are you talking about? I can’t hear you!
Does it matter that my voice is like this?
Man, isn’t your hair falling out as well?
Yes that is also true
Is that a problem?
Like have you ever given him anything?
Yeah, there were a bunch of sweets and it looked like he wanted some
He was hesitant, so I offered some to him
Were they your sweets?
It was Tanaka’s 'Cuz it was on his TV drama show
He was the top guy!
Okay then!
It did happen!
He will give you anything!
He will give anything
He has a good physique
NOPE
He's tall
Doesn't he have a good physique?
He does have a good physique!
Yeah he does have a good physique!
His chin is well shaped
Bad feature!
That's a bad feature, dude
His jawline is sharp
If the person himself doesn’t agree, then you are OUT; what did you think?
I think it is an attractive feature of mine
Seriously?
What the hell?
Are you kidding?
Now you say it's attractive
What the hell, man?
He has a good physique
I’m not fussy
He loves kids
He cares for his wife
Huh? He said devoted husband!
That won't do
You can't do that
It’s the same thing as devoted husband, so OUT!
Yeah, boring, boring...
Miyasako
11 rounds
They don’t have that many points either
Wasn’t that exciting...
Not even the production staff laughed.
We are hilarious!!
Let’s see them give it a shot
You know what, the questions were shit
and I ain’t that interested in Tanaka anyway
Second
Fujimon
Fujimoto Toshifumi
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Tsukitei Housei
Tomonori Jinnai
Hakata Daikichi
Next up is Team Fujimon
Can they break Team Miyasako’s 11-round record?
This is taking forever, do we still have time?
Aren’t our members hiliarious?
Come on guys, line up please!
Alrighty then
That’s totally not funny!
Just do it
T/N: Fujimon is referencing a popular Japanese tutoring commercial with the tagline "Ima desho" (今でしょ).
Just do it
Everyone
You killed it!
That was hiliarious!
That’s the punchline, isn’t it?
They're laughing
It was freakin' hilarious
We’re starting with Fujimon!
Team Fujimon’s praising target is Fujimoto Toshifumi!
Praise Target
Fujimoto Toshifumi
I’m a devoted husband
He’s got a cute beard
On the second round?
On the second round??
What?
It's just the second round
It is cute, isn't it?
Your second praise is “He’s got a cute beard”
Hold up, hold up
It IS cute
To prove that you mean it, you gotta kiss him
Kiss him if you think it’s cute!
You gotta kiss him
It's cute, right?
This is getting intense
If you don't, you're out
If you think so, then please kiss him
I think Fujimon is a bit of a fairy, so no thanks
I want to!
Hurry up!!
Alrighty then!!
His lips are bloody soft as
So soft!!
My lips are like tingling right now
It was the beard
Okay you proved it
That was just the second round
Okay second round was
He has a cute beard
He has a nice hairstyle
Always cheerful
He has a good dress sense
I’m not shy
He has a lot of shoes
He does have a lot of shoes
Are you that bad?
You just suck
He DOES have a lot of shoes
If you really think so, please kiss him
Alright OKAY!!
Come on guys
He has a lot of shoes
He's a loving son
His reactions are funny
He’s a hard worker
I love kids
He takes long baths
Come on, man!
Come on, man, what was that?
He totally sucks!
You couldn’t even get one right!
If you didn’t get those kisses, you would’ve lost twice already!
First
Miyasako
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Azuma Mikihisa
Cunning Takeyama
Hamada Masatoshi
Tanaka Naoki
Praise Battle: second round
With these 5 members, Team Miyasako will fight back
Okay let's get started
The topic is Hamada Masatoshi
Praise Target
Hamada Masatoshi
Praise timer start!
He’s a very good comedian
He’s very kind
He’s very cheerful
I have a good physique
I didn't know that
No way!!
Nope!
Do you really have a good physique?
Why the hell are you all ganging up on me!?
Which part is good?
It’s not always about the looks, isn’t it?
It’s about posture, right?
He’s short and stout!
He’s the shortest and stoutest!
Let’s go with something else
They did the same thing too anyway!
Like them we’ll just do it again
Come on, Downtown...
He’s very kind
I’m very handsome
Aw come onnnn
No wayyy
I can’t compliment myself?
Hamada-san, you’re not that handsome
You’re pretty ugly!
I can say that about myself, can't I?
Ebisu, why don't you tell him?
You’re not that handsome!
Why is that?
Those were some harsh words!
Frankly speaking, you're just okay looking
He's not even "okay"
Okay, let’s get to it!
You’re too lenient, Junior!
No way he's handsome...
I’m very handsome
He’s good at golf
He’s dignified
He’s a strong drinker
He’s a good actor
I'm a devoted husband
That's an OUT
OUT!
That was the worst OUT this year
Can't I compliment myself!?
Worst OUT this year
Worst OUT
Worst OUT this year
The general consensus is you're OUT
Couldn't back you up on that one
If I didn’t say it, then who would?!
I knew you guys wouldn’t say that about me!
Second
Fujimon
Fujimoto Toshifumi
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Tsukitei Housei
Hakata Daikichi
Ebisu Yoshikazu
Next up is Team Fujimon
Can they break Team Miyasako’s record 8 rounds?
The topic is Ebisu Yoshikazu
Praise target
Ebisu Yoshikazu
He writes interesting manga
He often takes the bus
Wrong
That was shit!!
That was quick...
It was just so sudden
That totally sucked
Too sudden
After the claps, you get no time whatsoever!
I don't like it
That's for everyone
That's how it is!!
Taking the bus is fine, isn’t it?
Taking the bus
He often takes the bus for work, right?
That's right, for work!
Okay we accept "He often takes the bus"
Keeping up the rhythm
He often takes the bus
He’s into boat racing
He’s kind to others
You're just clapping
He can't even do it
No good.
That's an OUT
You couldn't even follow the rhythm, so please stop
You must have something good to praise yourself with
It was over when Nakai came.
"Ye-s" Nakai in the house.
Yep, good job. Let's start from your part.
Let's go.
No matter what curry he eats-
Too early.
Early.
OUT! It's OUT!
Let's go!
No matter what curry-
Make it match!
After the thump thump.
If you can't even do it now, you will fail with anyone.
No matter who the theme is about, you will fail.
He can't even get the rhythm.
Lets go
Curry is delicious anywhere.
You are just praising curry.
Team Miyasako is in lead.
An unexpected turnout with Downtown after this.
If you win, you are OUT Rock-Paper-Scissors.
The loser continues.
If you win, you are OUT! If you lose, you continue!!
To become a top-notch scientist,
reacting fast is essential.
Sounds hard. Sure does.
Let's test your reaction time
with a game challenge.
The rules are simple.
Play Rock-Paper-Scissors to this rhythm.
You win by losing more times than your opponent.
First are the captains Miyasako vs. Fujimoto.
Miyasako has to continue losing first.
Okay, Miyasako, are you up for it?
My reflexes are so amazing.
Do your best.
I see.
So I will win easily.
How do you respond, Fujimon?
My head is also fast so
I won't lose.
Do your best
Let's get it on, Miyasako
Rock-Paper-Scissors
where the loser continues
START
Wait!
No, no, no, no.
He sucks.
That's too early in the round.
I want to puke.
Did you see that? His arms went crazy,
and then suddenly his fingers went limp.
Scary
When your part comes up,
I will roast all of you!!
It's so freaking difficult.
Now Fujimon will be
the one who has to lose.
Next person to lose Fujimoto Toshifumi
I just have to keep losing, right?
Take it away.
I can easily do this.
Easy stuff.
Start!
You are on fire.
The winner is
Fujimon.
That's our leader.
De-ci-si-ve win
Decisive win!!
If you do it wrong I will tear you apart!!
Decisive win for us!!
Second battle: Cunning Takeyama VS. Hakata Daikichi.
Takeyama has to lose.
So
Just look at him
He's just digusting The one in blue is disgusting.
I will definitely win.
I am confident.
Even his voice is dirty.
My voice has nothing to do with it.
I only have to do Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Part of that dodgy agency!
No, we are not!!
We're not dodgy in the slightest!
Part of that dodgy agency!!
No, we are not!!
How are you feeling?
As if I'm going to lose to someone who loses his voice on such a big job.
Let's get ready.
Continue-if-you-lose START
Put it out faster.
Wait a minute
The distance it's...
The distance
I want you much closer for the camera.
Even more. Stick it out!
Closer.
Get closer.
All or nothing.
Rock-Paper-Scissors START
You are famous for comedic outbursts, right?
Why did you slip up?
Couldn't do it.
Let's rotate.
Daokichi, your turn.
Loser-continues START
Enough already!
Hakata Daikichi
Decisive winner.
It's a decisive winner.
This person is a decisive winner.
World champion.
This was the world championship.
Just relax and then you can do it.
Last one: Downtown battle.
Last Battle: 53 year old middle-aged Downtown's throwdown.
Starting with Matsumoto.
Hey wait, it's shameful for me to do it with this guy.
Bring me someone with youthful energy.
It's a battle between two who suck equally.
That's low!!
Let's continue with Rock-Paper-Scissors.
START!
Weak!!
It's okay. Weren't ready.
You weren't ready, right?
Junior is too fast.
Stop making it about preparation, please.
This is a match.
Simply put out your hand.
Wait everyone, let's take a picture.
I refuse.
One more time.
I just didn't get it last time.
It's the freaking first time I've ever done this!!
It's the freaking first time for me, you idiots!!
That's true for all of us.
You should only be angry at the blue team!
START!
This is terrible.
What the hell is this!!
You're the leader!!
No, it's just that...
Aren't you the leader?
It's just that I really wanted to win.
You so confidently stuck out a paper
When your partner put out rock.
Because I've never done this!!
Winning by putting it out later. What the hell...
Let's reverse the roles next time.
Okay so...
Ah, okay.
Next person who has to lose: Hamada Masatoshi
I just have to lose, right?
Hamada
Lose-to-win Rock-Paper-Scissors
The loser continues
START!
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lose!
His timing is completely off!
It's just Downtown!!
They're the worst!!
Just trash!!
They just played it like normal.
This is messed up.
Damn it!
Alright, one more time!
This is really hard though
Please keep your cool!
I don't really get it
They're pretty bad
Ready - start!
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lose!
I told you!!
What the hell are you doing, Hamada?!
I WON
Yes it's my win!
One loser and
One loser and another loser!
I won, didn't I?
My turn went really good, didn't it?
You were just as bad!!
Both of you - OUT!!
Matsumoto did it right several times though
No he didn't.
An idiot with another idiot!
And with that,
the recreational scientist team battle ends with both teams losing
Slowly getting colder out here.
We're a bit sweaty too.
~Jan~Ken~Pon~Pon
Daikichi was pretty amazing
It's all about if you can get the hang of the game...
Whoa- It's a kid!
Both of them in Adidas tracksuits...
I'm taking him to the hospital!
He's got a MAJOR FEVER!!
Taking the boy for check-ups
He's so annoying.
How are you feeling?
I've got the chills...
Looks like he just came back from the store
Squeak~
Make the kid change his voice a bit...
Exactly.
"I've got the chills"...
He's pretty obsessed with fevers, isn't he?
12:30 PM
Despite returning to the lab, they keep thinking about that rhythm...
Rock-Paper-Scissors, lose!
Hey, Hamada?
When he said Rock-paper-scissors lose,
You kinda smiled a little there!!
No I didn't!
Alright, ring him out in 3 - 2 - 1
Go! Ba-baaaan.
Yeah, this is a no-laughing game, so.
I did NOT laugh! What's up with you guys?
Those are the rules after all.
We're getting better at hiding it though.
Sometimes they can't tell if we laughed or not
How about you two try it?
Give it a shot. That game.
Let's do it, Tanaka?
Tanaka has to lose to Hosei after he's thrown.
Endo, say "Rock-Paper-Scissors lose!" then?
One, two- Rock-paper-Scissors, lose!
That was amazing.
Now, switch sides?
What? You just won!!
He doesn't even know when he loses...
Still, we did it four times straight.
You wanna try it too?
Okay, so, you have to lose to-
Dude, I know.
Rock-Paper-Scissors, Go!
I HATE THIS, IT KEEPS MAKING ME LAUGH!
This game isn't fun at all!
Wait, me too?
You laughed big time.
This game is dangerous.
They hit pretty hard now, right?
How about we play normally, but you have to win the throw?
Basically win after I've already seen your hand?
Yeah, just win?
I wouldn't lose in a thousand years!!
Right, come over here.
He just has to throw the winning hand.
Okay, Matsumoto and Hosei are playing.
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Win!
Huh?
So I just- the fingers-
Seriously, what.
My ability to focus just disappeared.
I guess the timing is hard to get used to?
Could we do it by saying the outcome?
Saying the outcome?
For example.
Throw after me, right?
Win!
Ah I get it!
Lose!
Win!
Way too slow!!
Could you try it the other way around?
Let me just concentrate like hell, okay?
Win!
Lose!
You're too slow!
Win!
You take so long!!
You're just so slow!
Damn slow!
He's like a really old man.
It's just not a natural movement?
Give it a shot then, if you're so great.
Yeah, let's do it.
It just can't be that hard!
Hamada accepts the challenge.
You were legendarily slow though!
There's no way you can lose!
Takes a while to get used to the moves, right?
Win!
Lose!
Ah~
This guy is awful.
He went Aah~.
I didn't think you'd say "Lose!"
Getting it right instantly is pretty hard, eh?
Yeah!
Seems pretty hard, still funny though.
But the worst thing by far
"Aahn~"
Saying "Aah~" like he did.
Ah-ahn~
Should stop here.
I expected-
I expected you to say "Win!" and got messed up!
The game got way too complicated there.
I can't get over the Ahn~
That Ah~
Is seriously unbearable
Even if a foreigner heard that!
Oh! This guy messed up real bad
Just by how he said Ahn~.
This dude is hopeless
"This dude is hopeless"
These guys hit hard too...
Let's try playing "Look away!"
So like, "Look away-way-way".
Getting it right three times would be pretty amazing.
Coming up with a new game on the spot
Three times?
Alright, Look away-way-way!
Couldn't see his finger at all
What the hell even happened just now?
You got it twice though!
Yeah, not bad!
Pretty hard game, isn't it.
How about Look away-away?
Turning your head like that is already hard.
Yeah, true.
I'll go "one-two, hoi hoi!"
One-two-
Hoi-hoi!
Nice!
Try doing that three times straight.
Hoi-hoi, hoi-hoi, hoi-hoi.
Hoi-hoi!
Probably can't even see his finger.
You need a sixth sense for this.
Right?
This was the worst so far!
You gotta go with your instincts.
If you did it 8 times,
and got it wrong every time, now that would be amazing.
More of a miracle I think.
Increasing the difficulty by going eight times.
So like, hoihoihoihoihoihoihoihoi
You've gotta miss all of them okay?
Ready, set-
Hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi
Obviously we're going to...
Did anyone even keep score?
No one even bothered with score!!
They've been working for 5 hours straight
1 PM
Hamada is still trying to deal with Tanaka's baby-faced weapon.
Could you put that thing on? And then the thai kick?
Eh-wait, what do you mean?
"Put that on and then the kick" What do you mean by that?
Well, without it you can see the kick and prepare for it. Put it on and you won't see it coming.
How y'all doing?
Here at our famous Gaa-Suu laboratories,
we focus on
passing down the secrets of training your body }strengthening team spirit
passing down the secrets of training your body strengthening team spirit
Let's go and do some special training.
Prepare yourselves.
Training the body and mind: The scientists' secret training begins