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Sakamoto Ryoma
Dr. Clark
Typical bronze statues
All right Momota
How was your first dick machine?
I didn't sign up for this...
That's true
I think the game's difficulty
Their first one was easy
Was different...
It was the same
That's terrible of you to say
How many times are we gonna get hit
Whoa
That is
All dependent on you guys
If you're all the same nothing will happen
We'll be together
If you're all the same nothing will happen
Let's be the same
Okay, here we go
The next theme is...
Subject Yoshimoto Shinkigeki
T/N: Yoshimoto Shinkigeki is Yoshimoto's comedy troupe theater.
What??
This is hard
A Yoshimoto Shinkigeki pose
There's gotta be something
Gotta be something
All right everyone
This is a hard one
Here we go
Let's do it
Do a typical Yoshimito Shinkigeki pose
Typical, right?
Here we go, here we go
All together
Let's ask
Kanechika what are you?
Nipple Drill
Hot Hot
Clapping Punch
Nipple Drill
Drill
Falling down
Falling down?
Falling down??
Falling down?
What is that?
That's Shinkigeki right
That means it's time for the
Dick Machine
Oh no
OWWW!!!
I got hit on the tip
The tip, the tip
It went in
Right on the tip
Falling down was really bad
Clapping Punch
Stupid Sakata
Kai-no
Typical Yoshimoto Shinkigeki Poses
Not falling down
Right
Did you think everyone was going to say "falling down?"
A gag, definitely
If it was a gag I thought we'd never match, there's too many legends
But if it's falling down there's only one...
What is falling down? I don't know what the hell you mean
No one is called "falling down"
Okay, here we go
This is your theme
Here it is
Subject: Figure Skating
Figure skating
This is doable
Oh, okay
Doable, okay
This is a lucky question
Do the one!
Do an easy pose okay
A typical figure skating pose
All together
I have no idea
Hamada doesn't get it either
This is simple
Do a clear pose
Oh, two of them
Good one
Good, good
Oh no
This is it
Okay
Ina Bauer
Hmm what?
Spinny spinny spinny spinny
Oh no
Dreadful
Dick Machine, go ahead
Really hurts
Honestly
Hamada
This was a totally free question
What was that
What pose did you do?
What did you do?
What was this again?
Spinny spinny spinny spinny
The decision to do spinny spinny was really quick
Spinny spinny without hesitation
has an unexpected tragedy
That 7th generation guy
Up next
In the next game all 6 have to succeed in a row
Gaki vs 7th Generation
All 6 Succeed in a Row!
All 6 Succeed in a Row!!
Each attempts a simple problem anyone can do
If all 6 succeed in a row they are CLEAR!!
Okay everyone,
You will attempt simple problems anyone can do
If all six in the group can do the problem in one go, you've cleared it
If even one person messes up along the way it's collective responsibility
All six get the Dick Machine
Oh no
Is it always going to be the Dick Machine?
I'm going to be a stickler about it
The sack is the worst part, it gets swollen...
The sack gets inflamed and it's really bad
Please stop
I beg you
How badly do you want it to stop?
I really
really want it to stop
You have to stop doing rakugo!!
stop doing rakugo!!
Chono?
He got slapped
What kind of put-down was that
Next, the Gaki team will try "All 6 Succeed in a Row!!"
E.T. By Yourself
What's that
What is it
From hands outstretched
If you can touch your pointer fingers together without bending your arms you are CLEAR
Without bending the arms
You succeed if you can touch your pointer fingers together
Don't do it
Don't do it okay
I don't get it
If your fingers don't meet you are OUT
However
If your fingers don't meet
I can do that
If you are too slow you are OUT
Or if you are too slow, you are OUT
We can do something this simple
That's right
I can do it
You only have to touch the fingertips of your right and left hand
We're making fun of this
But my partner hasn't said a word
Why hasn't he said anything?
The sense of uneasiness is brutal
Okay here we go
Our first person
Momota tries E.T. By Yourself
That's right
That's fine
It's the most basic
If one person messes up then it's all no good?
You're OUT then
Well
Momota if you mess up it's all over!!
it's all over!!
Oh no
Oh no...
You gotta do it right!!
Don't pressure him
100% having the opposite effect
What a bad leader
Here we go with E.T. by Yourself
Momota go ahead
Momota succeeds
How quick
Good job
Here we go
That's right
Muscle boy let's go
Who you calling muscle boy eh
Muscle boy
Matsumoto Muscle Boy... go for it!
Matsumoto tries E.T. By Yourself
Matsumoto Muscle Boy... go for it!
Slow slow slow slow
I'm not slow!
I'm not!
Did you even watch E.T.!!
E.T. did it like this!!
Hang on
He fine-tuned it
His speed was slow
Hey, we're on the same team
He doesn't want to do it
Whose side are you on?
Sorry
Matsumoto tries E.T. By Yourself again
I wasn't trying to be slow
Quickly and directly
Can I do it like this?
Yeah that's fine
E.T. By Yourself, go ahead
That's so slow!
That's slow
So damn slow!
Safe
That's no good
Matsumoto barely succeeds
Just barely OK
Let's go
Hamada let's go
This this this is the guy
Do it speedily
Who said "this is the guy"
I didn't
Hamada tries E.T. By Yourself
Hamada
Go for it
We're counting on you
Out
You were shaking
It's rehabilitation!
Oh seriously
You're an old man
An old man
This stinks
Dick Machine
Dick Machine, go ahead
Too scary
Something changed
This was made overseas
All 6 Succeed in a Row!!
The 7th generation will try next: All 6 Succeed in Row!!
DVD Catch
DVD catch
On the edge of a desk, a DVD placed half off
A DVD is placed half off the edge of a desk
Flip from below and catch with the same hand to CLEAR
Flip the DVD from below
Flip from below and catch with the same hand to CLEAR
If you catch it before it falls on the floor, you are clear
This is easy
How is it? Hard?
It's hard
You have to catch with the flipping hand right
Here we go
From Kanechika
Kanechika tries the DVD catch
Starting with me okay
Kanechika we're counting on you
Okay
You can do it
I can do it
Let's try and win
Here we go
DVD Catch... Go ahead!!
Be calm!
Kanechika it's all right
Kanechika fails
Kanechii!!
Lame!!
Super lame!!
Kanechika that's no good
You have to clench it skillfully
But just now Matsumoto
Actually you were out but I let it go right?
About three times...!
Actually you were out but I let it go right?
You did, yeah
That's right
Stop!!
Stop that!!
It was the first try so...
That one doesn't count
Don't mess up, now we're equal
Kanechika tries DVD Catch again
Here we go
It's surprisingly hard
Kanechii, go ahead with DVD Catch!
Here we go
Please dude
Pressure's building
You can do it
This is so hard!
Like that!
That's it!!
You're clear
Kanechika succeeds
Clear
It didn't fall
Okay Rintaro
Rintaro tries DVD Catch
Go for it
This is impossible
No it isn't
Let's keep this rolling
It ends here
Oh man oh man
Okay Rintaro go ahead with DVD catch
This is hard
Oh man
That sucked, Rintaro
Safe!
He's okay
That was pretty ugly
Was this okay?
Rintaro succeeds
Nice
If that's gonna happen the Dick Machine is better right
Hurts more than any punishment
And you broke it, look
It's completely broken
This calls for the Dick Machine right
Here's a new one
It's filthy
Gross
They found it laying around nearby
An old school desk has appeared!
If you break the next table it's over you know
Here we go
Don't break it
Don't break the table
Asei tries DVD Catch
Go ahead with DVD Catch
It's super low
Really low
Yep!
That was horrible
No, no, no, no
Asei fails
Wait, wait, wait
Which means
Dick Machine
Dick Machine!
Scary, scary...
I don't want this!
I don't want this!!!
This is crazy, this is crazy
Hey
Matsumoto do you mind showing us how it's done?
Go show them!
The superstar!
Okay, now, let's go!
Matsumoto's DVD...
Hold up!
If I don't get it what's gonna happen?
It will get super lively
What the hell
Super lively
This is so risky
You guys will get the Dick Machine again
What?!
Let's do this
Why?! What?!
Okay, then
Okay, if you mess up...
Matsumoto PASS
Matsumoto FAIL
7th Generation Team Dick Machine
Gaki Team Dick Machine
Wait! Hold up!
That's crazy!
It's only him, right?
If it's just him, he gets it!
If that's the case why the hell am I doing this?
Matsumoto DVD Catch Challenge
Okay, let's go
You weren't even trying dude
You just flipped and stuck your hand out
I'm putting on a show
That's why it's so funny!
In that case, then
Matsumoto gets the Dick Machine alone!
Only Matsumoto Dick Machine
That's crazy
Okay, stand by, please
Stand by, please
This is bad
It's really bad
Doing this by myself is so scary
It sure sucks
Dick Machine START
Just me is scary!
Super scary!
That looked bad
It looked super strong
Coming up next, the Final Destiny Game
Let's move on to the last challenge
The final challenge is
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors
Gaki vs 7th Generation
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors
The rules are easy!
Match the rhythm and make sure you lose the game!
Match the rhythm and make sure you lose to your opponent's hand
I see.
WIN or TIE and you're OUT!
If you win or tie with your opponent, you're OUT
BEFORE
AFTER
We'll keep going until one of the contestants loses
AFTER
BEFORE
Everyone in the team will have a turn, and if you lose you're eliminated
The chosen players continue until they fail. Everyone plays until one team survives.
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
It will gradually speed up
Momota won't lose, right?
Seiya
Momota
I'll be okay!
He's responsible
Here we go!
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
Momota fails
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
He ended up winning
It's harder than it looks
Let's keep it going
Momota
Endo
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors
START!
Endo, you gotta do it
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
Hold on
Endo fails
That's just habit!
From the start your rhythm sucked
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
After that,
The next loser was
Tanaka
Hosei
Tanaka
Hosei got eliminated, too
Four opponents in a row
Soshina feels unbeatable
Change him out!
Do something to convince him, please
Do something?
SWITCH HIM OUT
SWITCH HIM OUT I SAID
Do something
DO SOMETHING?
Do a funny gag to get him to switch
CHANGE, DON!
Quit doing Rakugo!
For real, then
Let's switch out, Soshina
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
Soshina moves to the end to wait his turn
Let's go, Seiya
Let's get started
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
Seiya...
Seiya fails
YES!!!
PLATOON!
T/N: Matsumoto is making a reference to the movie, Platoon.
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
So...
Kanechika
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
I wonder how Kanechika is
Let's go, let's go!
Let's start off with Matsumoto
BEFORE
AFTER
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
Let's go, let's go!
Good!
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
Yeah!
AFTER
BEFORE
What a super lame way to lose
Matsumoto fails
I lost like a normal everyday person!
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
So, the last one...
Let's go, captain!
Hamada
Matsumoto
Come up, Hamada!
Come knock everyone out!
Do it, please!
Do it, please
Alright! Then, let's go
BEFORE
AFTER
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors, Hamada START!
AFTER
BEFORE
Good!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
Good, good
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
Amazing!!
No way!
No way!!
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
It was him, right?
It was you!
Do it right!
Which one did that?
You put your hand out, right?
I did
Asei fails
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
Up next, his fight with Rintaro
Rintaro
Kosei
He beat Kosei, and evened the playing field
No way, no way!
No way!
At last...
YES!
I'VE MADE IT!!
Soshina, go!
It's time, it's time, it's time
Avenge us, really!
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
DEFEATED
Hamada vs. Soshina's final battle
Hamada made it all the way here
Thank you very much
Look at this, please
I eliminated all of them
Yeah, but
The 7th Owarai Generation will be avenged by me
So cool!
Okay, let's go
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
That's it!
BEFORE
AFTER
Way to go!
AFTER
BEFORE
That's good!
Good!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
You're doing great!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
Hey!
That was a tie
The winners are, the 7th Generation Team!
WINNER 7th Generation Team
Which means
GAKI TEAM BATSU GAME
Everyone will take a wet tissue and
SLAP
Wet Tissue SLAP!!
One person from the losing team will have wet tissues
Thrown in their face in this embarrassing Batsu Game
The ones who messed up here were all of you!
You did well, right?
Matsumoto-san...
No no no hold on
It was you, right
If you think about it, it was Momota, right?
Wait, wait wait
You're wrong
Hamada or me? Who should it be?
Choose! Do a vote and majority wins okay?
Please plead your case to us!
I wanna hear that
Yeah, right?
I think you guys are super duper good
I love you guys
My daughter really likes all of you
Really, truly I'm always saying this...
I'm always saying this...
That's a little weak...
Hamada, what about you?
I mean, yeah, so
Later, wanna go grab dinner?
Thank you very much
What do you wanna eat? Let's start there
The Wet Tissue SLAP is going to fall on whose face?
If you vote for Matsumoto raise your hands
After this, Matsumoto SLAP!
You're really dunking them huh?
Properly
They're tissues so
Ok, let's go!
Wet Tissue SLAP!!
I can only do this if the tissue is wet
Please relax!
Once again!
Okay, okay
Good, good!
And with that, the 7th Generation team wins!!
7th Generation team wins!!
It went on beautifully
T/N: Okamoto refers to the current Yoshimoto Agency President and CEO, the agency all of the comedians here work for
I'll definitely tell Okamoto about this
13 hours in
After the battle, the five finally return to their room
Hotel basement hallway
Not knowing what awaits them...
Oh look at this!!
The contents of all drawers have been reset
The contents of all drawers
Have been reset
Same pattern again
They always make us do this more than once
I'm tired
Are you opening yours already?
Are we?
Please wait a sec
You're starting already
There is this letter in mine
Mysterious envelope
So Matsumoto gets the letter?
He hasn't checked the other drawers
I don't know
Oh is that so
Yes
A letter!
How about you, Hosei?
There was a letter
Shall I open mine?
Who knows what's in yours, Hosei
There's nothing written on the envelope
Hold on for a second
Nothing
Nothing!!
How about you, Tanaka?
Right from the get-go
Mysterious DVD
It's a DVD!
You were laughing your heart out
Let's be proper about that
Please stop with that
Hold on...
Let's
I said this
Let's stay on guard guys
I just said this
Let's watch the DVD
This is troublesome
This DVD thing again
In the last turn
Were your drawers empty, Hosei?
The queen of tele-shopping
Yes, there was
Oh, Ahn Mika
Ahn Mika
Presenter
Hello everyone, it's time for Ahn Mika's shopping show
The product that I have for you today is
This!
Looks proper
Doesn't this suit look wonderful?
It looks good
Mens' suit that takes you to the next level
Product No. 001
This suit will take you to the next level. Take a look at this
As they say, the shoulder is the most important part of mens' suits
Look at this, no unwanted wrinkles and this classy silk-like lustre
Silk-like lustre
The classiness of the man will improve significantly
Established 70 years ago in Kanda
Total Order Tatsumi
Looks like a nice place
Handmade by professional craftsmen using traditional tailoring techniques
A one of a kind, the dream suit
This suit is not only good looking
It also has a great distinctive feature
Walking around the city, when all of a sudden
A Thai kick to your butt. Has this ever happened to you?
It must have, right?
Never happened to me
For such cases
Just by wearing this suit you can save yourself from the Thai kick!!
In fact, this suit
Is woven with the thread of Thai talisman dolls That have been used since ancient times
This talisman effect protects you from the Thai kickboxer
That's messed up
This suit is made from the best material, with the best craftsmanship
Sorry to tell you but this isn't cheap
The price you see on the screen
250K Heipo
Ahn Mika
Special Price
250K Heipo
Is what we're giving it away for
Product No.001
A suit that takes you to the next level
A suit that protects you from Thai kicks
Loan services from Heipo Central Bank
250K Heipo No delivery charges
We have a tie-up with Heipo Central Bank for loan services
For customers that do not have cash on hand
Please call us at this number
Tanaka, how much do you have?
14,000 Heipo
But they have a tie-up with Heipo Central Bank
Tanaka, you should give them a call
Oh yeah, he should
Wait a minute
Do I have to do this?
Well, the DVD was in your drawer
But they didn't say it's for me
They didn't, yeah
Regardless of that, you should give them a call
Yeah, you should
Why do I have to do this?
Because you got the DVD
You should call them and ask them, because I might buy one, too
Right
Not many among us can buy that, right?
250K Heipo, is it?
Right
Yes
It's not 25K but 250K, which is a lot of money
You have to borrow quite a lot
I have to borrow a lot
You could just borrow the whole 250K
This is the loan department of Heipo Central Bank's
Ahn Mika Shopping Channel
I would like to buy the Thai kick protection suit...
But I don't have enough money
Yes, sir
Could you loan me the money?
Yes certainly
Please sign on the loan papers at the time of product delivery
Ok
We'll deliver it with same day shipping
I'm trusting you with this
Pleasure doing business with you
Thank you very much
You're in luck
You were a bit
Pushy, weren't you?
I realize that
In the past I've had a very bad experience with tele-shopping
That is beside the point
I'm from Ahn Mika Shopping Channel
Ahn Mika Shopping Channel
Super quick delivery
This here is for Mr. Tanaka
Quick!
Excuse me, sir
That was quick!
Could you please sign here
That must be the suit
Signing the loan agreement
Should be it
He gets the loan with this
That was quick!!
Thank you very much, sir
Same day shipping. So convenient these days. Thank you very much
Thank you very much
Tanaka, why don't you
Go and change into it in the dressing room
Ok
The Ahn Mika shopping channel is so good
Ahn Mika shopping channel
It looks good
Looks like a proper item
Unlike last time
Right?
Yes
Is it heavy?
And it's a suit by Ahn Mika
I'm counting on this
You can wear that suit to the casino as well
Yes, exactly
That's true
That would actually be nice
I want a lip balm
The lip balm is...
It's 1000 Heipo
Buy me one!!
What!?
Hahahaa
I completely forgot we're on the show
Looked like it
Please go ahead
Such a waste
Oh!
What happened?
Matsumoto, hold on
Can you please show me your left hand?
That's your right hand, please show me the left
Please put the money in
So that's what happened
Hamada, can you tell him not do such things
That is not right
That has a bad influence on kids watching
The cheekiness of you for doubting someone's actions
It would be better to be proper about that
Sorry to have kept you waiting
Finally
Sorry to have kept you waiting
Finally
Thai kick protection suit
Looks good!!
Looks perfectly fine
Why the long face?
This is not good
Why?
It makes your shoulders look good
Looks good compared to anything in the past
This is awful
This is awful!
Thai Kick protection suit
Half suit with a missing back
How will this protect you from a Thai Kick?
I do not understand
The package said so, right?
This is awful
If you laugh you still get smacked
Yeah, of course
Oh, that's true
That's right
Thai Kick protection may work because of the mystic powers
Isn't this really awful?
It is!
Even his back is completely uncovered
Also, look at this
This terrible wedgie
Your butt is completely out there
Don't describe it like that
No way
Don't describe it like that
Hold on, I'm scared!!
AAAAA
This is terrible
This is terrible, Tanaka
Hosei's way of describing it was not cool!!
This is terrible
Hosei's way of describing it was not cool!!
I've never had it wedged in that much
You sounded like a child actor reading their lines
Please don't add on things like that
Please hold on, this seriously hurts. This seriously
That's true
If he keeps adding on things
AAAAA
This is terrible
This is horrible
Naked butt
Plus, you still have a big loan to repay
You can see the marks right there
Look and see if he's all right
This is painful
It's still better than a Thai Kick
Look at the swelling
That's what happens
Hosei was like this, too. It was even worse
True
Really!?
You can see the marks
He's only had two hits
You can see precisely two lines for two hits
You can see the marks
You can see the lines