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We are doing it this year again, No Laughing
Las Vegas
The stage is Las Vegas
America shaken to its core!?
The greatest assassins will attack one after another
The greatest assassins
You're going bald!!
And...
Why did he agree to appear? A guest of historical proportions
A world-class top athlete participates
I didn't come here to do this
The surprising twist to Chono's slap
She is ???
For real?
New Year's Eve Special
Absolutely No Laughing
Grand Paupers
Las Vegas
24 Hours
No Laughing Grand Paupers Go To Las Vegas
The morning of the beginning. The refreshing sunlight
Announces to the men their challenge
I was just using a bidet
The weather's good
The water was
Colder than I expected it to be
And for that reason I wanted to call it a day
I see
That would be crazy though, if you left because of that
You can't just do that
Guess I can't?
They have this here again, this year
I told them to change that
Write it more politely
Yeah, it totally...
"Wait!!"
That's two exclamation marks
"Wait here," it says
How rude
So, space ourselves out with these
Oh, right. We have that kinda stuff, geez
Weather's good
The weather is good
Really amazing
Hey!!
What is that...
Hey
He has... brought something with him
Downtown's Former Manager
Fujiwara Hiroshi
Yeah, he's brought something with him
That's scary, that's scary
Is it following him?
It is... following him, yes
Yes, yes. Something is running over here
What are they? Insects?
Dogs?
Yeah, not insects
Come come
It's some sorta big...
What is that. Amazing
Creepy
Amazing
Good boy, good boy
Their movements are realistic
They're showing him affection
Amazing
That's amazing
They're really showing me affection, aren't they?
They really are
These are my pet robo dogs
I see
Their names are Hanamaru and Daikichi
Fujiwara's beloved robo dogs
Hanamaru and Daikichi
T/N: A reference to Hakata Hanamaru and Daikichi, a comedy duo.
Which one is Hanamaru?
They're so cute
Hanamaru! Daikichi!
Don't ignore him!!
Give a reply!!
Which is it?
They're Hanamaru and Daikichi
His mind is overwhelmed with his lines
His mind isoverwhelmed with his lines
Doesn't matter whichev...
Yeah, that's...
Whichever is fine
These guys...
Amazing
Will never attack their own company
Great feature of the robo dogs
Absolutely will not attack their own company
T/N: This refers to Matsumoto harshly criticizing Yoshimoto Agency (the company that employs the Gaki members) for a scandal in 2019.
They're really obedient
Don't say that
Not like there's a person they'd attack, anyway
In comparison
You guys
Especially Downtown!!
Attacking your own company like that
We didn't
What an idiot
We're not acting like a family at all!!
That's for us to say!!
Anyway
What was the point of that!?
... Daikichi are the cutest
Their steps are so damn noisy
They will do whatever they're told!!
Make them sit then
If I throw this bone
Great feature of the robo dogs
They can fetch a bone
They will fetch it
For real
For real!?
No way
Here we go
All right
Hanamaru, get it
So that one is Hanamaru
Ehh, amazing!
Amazing
How amazing
Straight to...
It can't get it!!
It didn't get it
It only went there
Only went there
How hilarious
So much set up for them to fetch and then they didn't. They know how to get laughs
Great feature of the robo dogs
They know how to get laughs
They can't even fetch if they wanted to
True true
I'm gonna tell you this year's theme
Wait, Fujiwara!!
What, what?
Fujiwara
Oh
Wow
I'm gonna tell you this year's theme
Wait, Fujiwara!!
Fujiwara
Were you about to just plainly announce this year's theme?
Come on
We agreed the three of would do it this year and we rehearsed so much
That's right
Pant
They're panting
You can really hear it
Musical Stars
Inoue Yoshio
Kanda Sayaka
Wow
All right, Gaki members
This year's theme is Grand Paupers
No Laughing Grand Paupers
You will become poor people and
What's that?
You will spend the next 24 hours in destitution
No way
If you laugh during that, of course you'll get spanked
Right on your butts!!
But one thing differs this year
This year's stage is
The most dazzling town in the world Las Vegas!!
There are ways to get rich quick all over that city!
If you gamble and win, then the American Dream won't remain a dream
I see
You have a chance to go from Grand Paupers to Grand Millionaires
Aren't you excited?
Then, let's get going
Go to
T/N: "Go To" was Japan's campaign to help the economy and boost domestic tourism. However, it was suspended in December 2020 to January 2021 due to coronavirus.
Las Vegas
There's more?
Oh, more coming
More came out
Dancers make an entrance
A musical
It turned into a musical
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We will never forget
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The days when we can't meet with our loved ones
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The dogs are dancing
For real
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But now we must protect our bodies
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And we should all work toward that
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Sa
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TN: 3Cs: Three conditions that facilitate transmission of infectious diseases: Closed spaces, Crowds, Close contact
Let us avoid the 3 Cs and use disinfectant
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Spray spray spray spray
shu
ko
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Coronavirus, don't underestimate it
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We must take countermeasures
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All the main staff have undergone PCR testing
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Furthermore, during rehearsals
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You're gonna sing too!?
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Face shields were worn
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He sucks so bad
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It's been a tough year but, let's do our utmost, give it our best
It's all just to see Sayaka smile
Yoshio, I'm flattered but we can't
Coronavirus countermeasures are for the whole country
No! For the whole world!
Sayaka, Yoshio, let's sing once more for the world
Of course, while being very careful about air droplets
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Coronavirus, let's all come together and do our best
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We at Gaki no Tsukai
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Will definitely deliver laughs to you
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Don't get too close out of your desire to get laughs
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Please respect social distance
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Thank you!! Inoue baby! Kanda baby!
Splendid
Let's go, then
Let us go
"Enjoy!!"
She said "enjoy?"
Thank you
What the hell
Goodbye
Amazing
It was wonderful
The dog is following us
We can hear them so loudly
Let's be careful
They're talking quite a lot
Yoshio
They do talk quite a lot
Sayaka
Will those two shut up?
That's how it is. Do you get it?
Is this why there was about a 15 minute delay?
There was a little delay
There was, wasn't there
I see
Right
The rehearsal for this
The rehearsal had some issues...
While taking coronavirus countermeasures, aim to become Grand Millionaires
They take on the challenge of 24 Hours casino life
Before that
We're calling this Grand Paupers
And that's what you're wearing? Though if you ask me,
That's already pretty much like Grand Paupers
How rude
We've prepared some clothes for you. Go and change
They must dress appropriately
To become Grand Paupers
We have to turn into paupers?
I see
I have a bad feeling about this
I'm on the right-most side
You never know. They might open up from the other side
Why not just let it be Hamada
So Hamada's not on either end
That's right, that's right
What is that?
Is everyone ready?
Yes
This year, we're gonna go all at once
Really!?
Oh
Open!!
The usual bobbed hair wig
Enough with that already
Can't you go easy on us?
Since what month did you decide on that?
You ordered it around summertime?
No, no
I was about to wear the hat
But they took it away and they brought me this wig instead...
You should just say "Hold up"
That's right
You always mention little stuff like that
Normally, one would say that
Heh
Why are you laughing!!
So that's how it is this year
How dirty!!
I thought everyone would be like this
Only Hosei is ragged for real
Yours are all clean
Yes, they're still clean
I asked about Hamada's wig but
You're a mess!!
Go ahead
It was prepared for me, I had no choice!
Our outfits aren't the worst
Yes you're right
Ours are still preferable
What's up with this?
It's so dirty!
That outfit is way too dirty!
It stinks too
It stinks?
Ah it stinks too
It stinks
You're all Grand Paupers, but
Do your best and aim to become wealthy in Las Vegas
No Laughing Rules
While in Las Vegas
Absolutely Don't Laugh
The rules are simple
While in Las Vegas, you are not allowed to laugh
Let's go to the bus stop
Geez
We're riding the bus?
Let's head to the bus stop
This year too?
If they get on the bus, laughter will not be forgiven
The start approaches,
Can you line up here?
Yeah
Got it
Hm? Could it be?
Is it coming?
You mean the bus?
Yeah
Ah, it's here!
Wah it's here, it's here!
Amazing
It's here this year too
Ah it's here it's here
What's written on it?
Mameto... Mameto Regency
Omamett Regency
We're going to a hotel
A hotel?
Las Vegas's strongest...
Hotel and Casino!
Interesting
Isn't it?
I don't get "the strongest" part
Yeah
Me either
Omamett Regency
Omamett Regency Hotel and Casino shuttle bus
Hotel and Casino
The King of Las Vegas casinos,
Heipo, whose portrait is drawn on the bus
That is headed for the hotel
Once you get on the bus the game starts
Guess we should hop on
Let's get on let's get on
Let's ride let's ride
Yeah yeah
Mhm
Here we go again!
No Laughing Grand Paupers
GO TO LAS VEGAS 24H
Yep
We're on the bus again
Ow ow ow
They are finally headed to the hotel, but what lies ahead!?
The bus is finally headed to the hotel
What's waiting up ahead?
To have a hotel with a casino...
In Japan no less
But you don't have any money right?
Absolutely none
As expected
Yeah
Endo, how much money do you have saved?
My savings?
Actually I have loans too
Ah, because you got your house built?
I got my house built so I have loans
How much do you pay back every month?
It's not a monthly payment
How much have you-
It's a pay-when-you-can method
How much have you paid back?
X60,000 yen
T/N: The first digit is censored out, but it's roughly about $X,600 in USD.
You're paying back a good chunk
You're laughing a lot!!
Why are you laughing so much?
Wait a minute
Isn't he?
Right?
You don't gotta interrupt me to declare that!
Ehh!?
You were laughing a lot
You just cut me off and declare XXX,XXX yen!?
A good XXX,XXX yen
You didn't wanna say it out right huh?
Yeah, like, isn't it a bit embarrassing?
Not at all, being able to pay back XXX,XXX yen a month
That's pretty good
Nah nah
No really, it's all thanks to everyone, really
Arrived at a bus stop
This is gonna be rough
Yeah
Ooh~
Isn't this a miracle!
Film Director
Eiji Kotoge
This bus is filled with outrageous diamonds-in-the-rough
Yeah actually now
I'm in the middle of filming a movie but
The starring actor playing as the love rival
Suddenly stopped contacting me
So I've been looking for a substitute
Miraculously
I've found you guys fit the image
I want you guys to do the roles
Works by Director Kotoge
Protagonist's Love Rival Audition
Please
Uh, okay, um
Hmm, what should I do
For starters, you go first
What's your name?
Naoki Tanaka
Naoki Tanaka yeah? Okaaay
Aoharu Youthful High School Audition
Naoki Tanaka and the main lead's confrontation scene
Aaand action!
Love Rival Tanaka
I've finally found you
Protagonist
Ryoma Takeuchi
T/N: Ryoma Takeuchi is an actor most well known for his lead role in Kamen Rider Drive.
You don't have to do this
This ain't right
You have a point
Right?
Exactly
Seems something amazing is about to start
Hey
What are you doing in a place like this?
You really haven't confessed your feelings to her?
You...
Heystop playing around!!
Hey, stop playing around!!
OK!?
You know there's hardly any time left, right!?
Hurry up and confess while she's still alive!
Youthful High School
The heroine is about to die
He's putting his all into it
Last time
When you told me how you felt
Were your feelings towards her all a lie?
Say it one more time
Please
Go ahead and adlib here, no holding back
Tanaka: Convey your thoughts to her with an adlib
Go
Tanaka: Convey your thoughts to her with an adlib
From the moment I met you
Um
I started to like you and fell in love
That's no good!!
You can do better than that you ass!!
Go out with me
That's enough we'll leave it at that
Then what's the right answer?
I don't know
I don't get this
You did your best
I was being serious
Alright then you're up next
Hey
You with your eyes closed
Huh? Come on
"Come on" nothing! I'm asking nicely
Hey what's your name?
It's Matsumoto
Ah okay Matsumoto
Give me your first name, your full name!!
It's Hitoshi
Okay Hitoshi Matsumoto
Alrighty we have Hitoshi and
The childhood friend's confrontation scene
Aaand action!
Love Rival Matsumoto
Eh?
Hop!!
"Hop"?
Heroine
Ayami Nakajo
T/N: Ayami Nakajo is an actress and model who has been in titles like Nisekoi (live action) and Snow Flower.
Ryoma and
Hii-kun!
T/N: Taking the first syllable of a name and putting the -chan or -kun suffix makes it sound cute and is often used by female childhood friend characters, even into adulthood.
What's with the "hop"?
What in the world
I'm getting a bad feeling from this
"Hop"!
This is an amazing character
Right?
Another
Amazing character is here
No kidding
If these two just continue on
Yeah
I think it'll be good
Hey, come on
You guys
What are you two whispering about?
We aren't whispering
I have something to do so I'm going
Huh?
Hm?
Eh?
He has errands?
Wait
What?
Why was Ryoma in such a hurry?
Hii-kun
Hii-kun how do you feel about me?
Go ahead and say it
Just a childhood friend?
Or...
How about
Say five things you like about me
Okay say your adlib here
Matsumoto: Ad-lib the 5 things you like about her!
Be serious and say five things please
Five things?
Seriously?
Impossible
Five things you like
If we meet again remember what I said
Matsumoto: Ad-lib the 5 things you like about her!
Alright so
Matsumoto: Ad-lib the 5 things you like about her!
You have beautiful eyes
Yeah?
Next uh
You're radiant
Yeah?
And your smile is also
Charming
And
You have a well balanced figure
You undoubtedly
Have a nice personality too I think
Yeah
That's all wrong!!
All of it was wrong?
It was all wrong?
Tell me from the first line
If I was wrong from the first line
Say something
It was all wrong...
Makes no sense
Okay moving down the line
Let's go with you
Okay
Oh you yeah you what's your name?
It's Hosei
I TOLD YOU TO SAY YOUR FULL NAME
HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS PATTERN GOING TO HAPPEN
Hosei Tsukitei
Okay Hosei Tsukitei, Hosei Tsukitei and
Ayami's father's face to face scene
ACTION
Love Rival Hosei
Dad?
What is this!?
What in the world
Youthful High School
Familiar Casting
Are you serious?
I see I see
This is bad
Ayami
Dad
Dad, you're headed home now?
Ayami's Dad
Tetta Sugimoto
T/N: Tetta Sugimoto is an actor who has been in several movies and shows as a supporting actor. Which is why he is familiar to many people, but is not quite in the spotlight.
Yeah
Ayami
Go on home without me
Your dad has a talk with Tsukitei-kun
Tsukitei
Eh what are you gonna talk about?
A YA MI
Oookay
This nosy pest will leave
See ya later Tsukitei
Hop!
Just as you know,
Ayami
Has been weak since she was small
Even still, Ayami...
Is always smiling
That's why I...
I want to make fun memories of just my family
That's why, Tsukitei-kun
I want you to stop seeing Ayami
I will protect her to the end!!
HOSEI MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND WITH A ONE-LINE ADLIB ANSWER WHILE CRYING
ALL OF IT'S WRONG
HOSEI MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND WITH A ONE-LINE ADLIB ANSWER WHILE CRYING
Well
That was a bit off
He's strict
Maybe like,
It was too cliche
Anyway
Don't approach my daughter anymore
He's super angry
Yeah
Moving right along
Hey you
Yes
What's your name?
I'm Endo. I'm Shozo
That was close, wasn't it?
You're Shozo Endo, right?
So, Shozo Endo's
One-on-one scene with Ryoma's mom
Love Rival Endo
Ryoma-san?
Endo-kun!
Hikari Ishida
Ryoma's Mom
What the hell is going on? What an amazing cast
Aoharu High School
Super legit actors have been gathering
Nothing but real actors here
There really is, right?
Endo-kun
Yes?
I...
Ryoma and I...
And Endo-kun, too...
I watched you guys all be together with Ayami-chan
It's truly sad...
Endo-kun...
What do you like about Ayami-chan?
Not the things you said before, but five more things
Her lips look incredibly nice, I like that
Ha ha ha
I... I really like that
What a liar
Yeah...
Okay, let's go to the next person
You
What's your name?
It's Masatoshi Hamada
Masatoshi Hamada, right?
Ayami's life is hanging in the balance
Masatoshi Hamada and Ryoma's
CLIMAX SCENE, ACTION!
Love Rival Hamada
Masatoshi... Sorry for telling you to meet me
So...
What are you going to do?
How are you going to tell her your feelings?
Besides that, you're in love with Ayami as well, aren't you?
Hey Ryoma, stop trying to act cool and be honest
You're right
Hey, Ryoma!!
Don't take this lightly!
Just like Masatoshi said...
You have to be more honest with yourself!!
Who the hell
even are you?
Why did you just start talking? You asshole!
Go home, idiot!
idiot!
I was thinking that too
What the hell?
Right?
Right
No, this isn't working at all. This script isn't working
As I thought, Matsumoto-kun, it has to be you
Let's continue this climax scene
I'm counting on you! Okay-- Action!
Love Rival Matsumoto
Masatoshi...
Whether Ayumi's Aoharu will end with a smile or with tears...
It all depends on you
Hitoshi...
What is your Aoharu? Tell me
Aoharu?
T/N: "Aoharu" is written with the same character for "seishun" which means "youth". It's used in many ways such as in Cup Noodle commercials, a camera app, manga, etc. so it's hard to understand what the question is asking.
What's Aoharu?
Aoharu?
Please work hard!
It doesn't ring a bell to me...
You don't understand Aoharu?
I'm sorry...
Aoharu. It's Aoharu
I don't understand Aoharu...
It's just a normal Aoharu
You get it, right?
Ah, you mean that?
Family...
A family's love, right?
It's not that, at all!
t's not that, at all!
Please give the correct answer
Do y'all know it?
Huh?
Then explain it to me, for real
What is Aoharu?
That's enough
You're kidding me
Aoharu is...
For real?
Oh, her condition is...
I made it...
Are you dumb?
Are you okay?
Ryoma, Hii-kun
I don't want to die
I really don't want to die
Hey, Hitoshi!
Hitoshi!
Aoharu High School
The main actor is laughing at an important moment
There's no cue cards or anything
Oi! What the hell...
A letter at a time like this...
What the hell...
Ryoma, Hii-kun
If you two are reading this letter
I'm probably no longer in this world
You're a hot-headed weirdo, but
You're still my the best friend, Ryoma
Even though you're shy and quiet
You always watched over us so kindly, Hii-kun
To me, you two are suta... Sorry
Hahahaha
You're half-assing it!
What are you doing fumbling over the letter!
What the hell?
What are you doing?
Aoharu High School
Fumbling over reading the sentimental letter
Right at the good part...
Hold on...
This was a recording! Just redo it
They should have started over
It was such an important scene
Okay, cut!!
That's a wrap! Thank you for your hard work!
Ehhh, so...
Let's have all the actors take a bow!
What the hell
What is this!?
Let's have the cast give a greeting
Aoharu High School
The whole movie cast comes out for greetings
Actor Matsumoto, thank you very much. Your acting was lovely
Ah, really?
Thank you very much. It was great
Matsumoto-san's acting
Made it hard to believe he's a comedian, it felt like real acting
I learned a lot, thank you
Next, Takeuchi-kun
Thank you very much, really
I went to Kobe for a shoot...
And at the hotel, I kind of
I took a secret photo of Matsumoto-san
Forgive me, but it was such a great photo
I put it in a frame
That's an amazing secret photo
This is no good!!
What an amazing workout method
One hour since the start
The bus' journey is still not over
One hour since start
The bus' journey is still not over
It's so far
Right? We still haven't arrived yet...
Arrived at a bus stop
It seemed to have stopped
What is it?
Leave me alone! Stop following me, just take a hint!
Please listen to us!
Please!
Please give us a chance!
That's enough, already...
Please give us a chance!
C'mon, man...
Producer
Komoto Junichi
Yoshiko
Ganbareruya
Please!
We want to stand on that stage! That's why we came all the way from Japan!
Actress
Matsumoto Marika
You know that only the best talents and entertainment shows can make it in Las Vegas, right?
Popular Audition Show
A comedian and actress duo want to try out
You're a comedian, right? And you're an actress? Just putting you two together isn't going to make it a hit
Please give us a chance! We worked so hard on our skit
Please!
Can you actually do it?
Yes we can
Okay, then make these five people laugh
If you make them burst out laughing, I'll let you on the show
Understood
Ready... Start!
Okay, so from here on, we will show you all a
Surprise Illusion
First off,
I will put on this eye mask
And I will
Take this paper fan, hold it above her head
And hit her as hard as I can
However!
I will figure out the timing
By sensing when she will hit me
And I will amazingly close my hands
And catch her paper fan
The duo's showman skit
Catching a paper fan while blindfolded
Amazing
I'm putting it on, okay?
You can't see, right?
Nope, can't see
Is this okay?
Ow
That's too strong
Tah-dah!!
No no, not tah-dah!
You got hit super hard
What the hell are you doing
Are you both stupid?
No one is laughing!
I told you to make them laugh, didn't I!?
Go back to Japan!!
YOU ASSHOLE!!
IT'S YOUR FAULT THEY DIDN'T LAUGH!
YOU ASSHOLE!!
IT WAS TOTALLY YOUR FAULT!
Actress & Comedian Duo
Gets super angry when the joke doesn't land
YOU ASSHOLE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU MESSED UP!
NO WAY, ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ISN'T FUNNY
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ISN'T FUNNY!
LIAR! THESE GUYS AREN'T LAUGHING, RIGHT?
How can they laugh at
A country bumpkin short-lived actress
THAT NO ONE HERE KNOWS!!!
YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Y'all badmouth too much
Seriously?
You sure are jabbing at my most sore spot
But you've been working hard recently
Really
I've often seen you
You're Matsumoto Marika, right?
Right
You know about me?
We know
Really? Is that so?
Matsumoto
Do you know of her?
Of course
You, do you know my representative work?
You, you know who I am, right?
Hey!
You, tell me what my representative work is, then
Well... there are plenty
Plenty? Then, what?
Umm...
Star's Coins
It's "Holiday Love", damn it!!
T/N: Holiday Love is a 2018 Japanese drama based on a manga. Matsumoto Marika received recognition for her supporting role in it
You don't freaking know anything!!
That was totally from her heart
That's amazing
You two, get along with each other
Right?
Right, seems they don't quite get along
I have very little time, you know. I'm going back
W-Wait, we still have some gags to show you
Wait! Please wait
Give us another chance, please
You have nothing!
We do! Funny ones too
Really!?
Yes!
You sure?
You'd better!
Right!
And... Start!
All right, we are going to do some impressions for you
We'll do it in turns, so please watch
The duo's comedy routine
Impression
I'm Tabe Mikako!
T/N: Tabe Mikako is an actress
I'm Aunt Komori
T/N: Komori no obachama seems to have been referring to an actress named Komori Kazuko. Obachama was her nickname.
I'm Aunt Komori
I have interpreted for Marilyn Monroe before
T/N: Koyuki Kato is an actress
I'm Koyuki
I'm Aunt Komori
You know... I love James Dean
Don't come here with just that Aunt gag
Who would laugh at that impression!?
What are you doing in this Reiwa era!?
T/N: The joke is from the 80s which is in the Showa Era
Go back to Japan!!
You asshole!!
It's your fault they're not laughing
Actress and Comedian Duo
Gets super angry when the joke doesn't land
You asshole! It's your fault!
You were the one who failed to land the joke!
You asshole!!
It's your fault for doing an impression like Aunt Komori!
You spent 20 years building your career in relative obscurity
You asshole
You only finally won an award in your 19th year
You-
You only finally won an award in your 19th year
You asshole!!
An award for a movie
Damnit! That's right
What kind of award did you win?
You asshole
Say it in front of everyone!
You asshole
At the Yubari International Fantastic Film Festival
I won the New Wave Award!!
I won the New Wave
Award!!
I'm out of time. I'm going back
Wait, we still have some more to show you
Please give us one last chance
Nah, seems impossible you have anything more
We have
But you guys don't have anything else, right?
We do!
Then do it well
Right!
And... Start!
Okay, we would now like to show everyone
Our impromptu riddles
What topic should we pick?
The duo's comedy routine
Impromptu riddles
Well...
How about Downtown's Hamada?
Sounds good!
Speaking of "Downtown's Hamada" and
"Shining a light on a mirror"
What are you thinking of?
Hansha
T/N: Hansha can mean reflection (反射) or organized crime (反社)
Enough already, idiots
You wanna get punched or something?
They came with it so suddenly
Enough. There's no more time, so that's enough. It's all messed up
This is so messed up. Please wait
Please wait a little!
Asshole!!
Asshole!! Wait for me
Asshole!! I'm sorry
They sure said asshole a lot
Sure did
Yeah
Saying Star's Coins was no good
Say what her most representative work is then. Say it one by one
Evolution of Wind
Evolution of Wind!?
He sure is laughing a lot
I'm fine
Evolution of Wind!?
You, fine?
You were totally influenced by my "Star's Coins"
Just a bit of the bus journey left
The hotel they're going to
is right in front of them
Everyone, we'll soon be reaching
The hotel said to be the strongest in Las Vegas
Omamett Regency
Oh, Omamett Regency
So we're reaching it soon
I don't get what you mean by the strongest
Who originally said that?
If it's the strongest hotel, then there's no way we can win
We don't really want to go there, then
Las Vegas, a gathering place for people who dream of striking it rich
This will be the stage this year
Omamett
Regency
Hotels and Casino
Omamett Regency Hotels & Casino
The fierce battles with the assassins will take place here
We are heading to the casino, this hotel's pride and joy
Looks amazing
Amazing
What a super luxurious hotel!
Amazing, isn't it?
Let's go in
You're the one who needs to stop laughing
Wow! Amazing!
Main Casino
We're here! Amazing, right?
Wow, awesome
This really is amazing
They're all playing. There's a show, too
Oh, yeah
Yeah
We've just reached the hotel but
The Omamett Regency's owner
Said that they wanted to meet you all, so let's go there now
Oh, we're meeting the owner
Omamett Regency
The usual paying of greetings to the hotel owner
All right, Hamada, Matsumoto...
Okay
A bigwig sure is different
Wow
They're a wealthy person
Everyone, the owner's coming soon
Okay
Um, don't be rude
Right
There's no way we'd be rude
Hotel owner
T/N: Kanno Miho is a veteran actress married to Sakai Masato
Kanno
Miho
Welcome to Hotel Omamett Agency
I am the owner of this hotel Kwanno
Kwanno
Amazing
Kwanno?
You're named Kwanno?
Kwanno...
Here in Las Vegas
Here in Las Vegas, saying"Money is everything"
Isn't an exaggeration,
Isn't an exaggeration, for this is a city of gambling
However, money is something you use; not something to be used by
Your life is over if you become a slave to money
It means the destruction of your life!!
What's wrong with her, all of a sudden...
What the heck?
Don't say it!
Isn't she in a strange mood?
She just suddenly got into it
Why are you desperately searching
For money?
Hosei, what does money mean to you?
The future
That way of thinking does exist
Hamada, what does money mean to you?
Well, it's needed to live...
Huh? What do you mean by that?
Quite a strong reaction, wasn't it?
What does that mean?
Um...
It's something that you won't be troubled by having...
Huh? What do you mean by that?
And, so....
There is something I wish to show all of you
Did you bring that here?
You're supposed to bring it here!
Hotel Staff
Sakai Ryouta
Kinchan
Onigoe Tomahawk
No, you!
I don't know about this
I don't know either!
Stop fooling around
You stop fooling around
Hey, stop it
We're in front of our guests so stop it!!
stop it!!
Shut up!!
Among all of Japan's actresses
You're considered the dumbest
That's not true
No, no
Sorry, I don't think he really means that...
You sometimes make weird faces on variety shows, don't you?
I believe he just thinks
This person is strange
What's with that?
She's doing it!
Seriously?
Fine, just go bring that here already
I'll go bring that here
Wait, wait
She told me to bring that here, not you
I just have to bring that here, right?
Stop messing around, you bastard
Hey, stop it! We're in front of guests!
Hosei... Can you please stop them
Hey
Hey, stop this
Everyone's telling you to stop!
Shut up!!
You live in Osaka now, so don't just brazenly
Come to Tokyo for work
Sorry, I don't think he really means that...
The TV stations have been cutting production funds
Paying for bullet train first class car reserved seat tickets
For a balding comedian who's never found success like you
It makes no sense
It makes no sense that's all they're saying
What a horrible thing to say
The cost performance isn't that good...
I'll bring that here
I said I'd go
I can do it
I said I'd go
You're in front of the guests! This is horrible!!
Stop this at once
She's really getting into the middle of their fight
Stop this!!
You're not supposed to seriously try to stop them like that
You're not supposed to seriously try to stop them like that!!
No, no...
Excuse me, Matsumoto
Could I ask you to stop the fight, please?
Hey, stop that, stop that!
Stop that, I said!
Shut up already!!
The more muscle you put on,
The less laughs you're getting!
Excuse me but I don't think they really mean that...
In case an intruder comes into my house,
Because I have someone I need to protect...
Is what you said, but then you got embarrassed
And your face turned all red and ended up bombing the joke
And so the comedy star Matsumoto Hitoshi's comedic muscle has died!!
...Is all that they're saying
That's what someone...
That's what someone from our side should say
Just bring it!
No, you bring it!
Um...
Tanaka, please...
Please stop the fight
We've warned you several times now. Stop the fighting
Yes, understood
But that's also... you know
Must be because they have nothing to say about Tanaka
There must be something
Tanaka lacks a persona
Come on, strike back at me
So who will bring it?
I'll go
No, I said I'll go
Oh, shut up!
Shut up already, you...
Will you two behave already! We're right in front of the guests!
Excuse me, Hamada
Um, could you please stop the fight?
You better stop now
You're distressing her, so you better stop now
Oh shut it!!
Among your comedian friends you call each other by last name
But with actors and actresses
You are overly-familar calling Masaki Suda, "Masaki"
And Alice Hirose, "Alice"
Any time you see a popular actor, you call them by their first name
To try to close the distance too fast, so stop doing that!
Your ulterior motives are obvious!!
Wait, that wasn't...
That wasn't my intention
The things she says, wow
The owner here, wow
Aren't you going kind of hard on me?
And, you!!
Say that to separate your variety image from acting in dramas
Yes
You use the more difficult written character for
"Hama" in "Hamada" when you act in dramas
Don't try to add that depth to your persona!!
Nobody cares about
how to write your name differently!!
Saying you hate tomatoes but you like ketchup
And you dislike coffee but it's fine
As long as it's café au lait with plenty of milk
And when it comes to socks
You wear the same ones until they're worn out
Your skin looks like the bark on trees, you know?
T/N: "Announcing the Results" is known as a phrase that Hamada says a lot on TV shows that he hosts
Why don't you just announce the results of this!!
Say it!!
What, come on!!
A concentrated attack
Wow...
Excuse me, I got a little heated
Which reminds me, Endo
Last year, you did the "cheek-hitting-dance" on this program
Thanks to that, becoming the talk of the town
You received some work for commercials
And earned quite a bit of small change, is that right?
Not a nice way to say it, but yes...
I wonder, could you show it to me this year, as well?
Here?
Do you know rhythm of the samba?
Yeah!
This year I'll do my best on New Year's Eve, as well!
Ah, ho-ho-hoi
Ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi-hoi
Ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi-hoi
Wonderful!!
It really is different seeing it live!!
Thank you
It's worth 1 million dollars
Oh, really?
Thanks
Hamada
Huh? Yes
I'd like to see yours, too
Wait a minute...
I haven't really done it before...
It's always me...
S-sorry. If you could do it, please
Do you know the rhythm of the samba?
Ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi-hoi. Ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi, ho-hoi!
Ah, that doesn't work at all!
The awkwardness is showing!
"Money, come. Money, come"
Imagine it's a commercial and do it
wages
WRONG
WROOOOOOOOOONG
It should be done like this!!
Ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi-hoi
Ho-ho-hoi...
Hey, Hamada!!
Ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi, ho-ho-hoi-hoi
Man, what a mess
Well then, everybody
At our hotel, please go grab that one-shot fortune dream
Yes...
Yes!
Yes
Thank you
Thanks
Thank you
I really love money~♪
She's still saying that
Next, the five are going to an auction house inside the hotel
Auction House
Celebrities from around the world coming
To buy and sell will be observed
Auction House
It's become quite a hard battle
Shall we observe?
Now everybody, what do you think?
4 million
4 million!
That's 4 million
4.1 million
4.1 million!
5 million!
Auction for a valuable work of art
It's settled! 5 million. Congratulations
That's amazing...
Well then, everybody
Next up is today's centerpiece work
A popular modern artist. A phantom piece from Bastia
The Hamaata!
Piece from Bastia "Hamaata"
It's something that could actually exist, right?
Yeah, yeah
Well, there are such things, right?
Well then, for today's centerpiece work, the "Hamaata"
Starting from 10 million
11 million
Whoa, amazing
11 million!
12 million!
12 milllion!!
That's too high
13 million
13 million!
How about it?
It's too much, too much
50 million!
50 million?
Maezawa Yusaku
Total assets estimation approx. 227 billion yen
T/L Note: Maezawa Yusaku is a billionaire entrepreneur. 227 billion Yen = US $2.1 billion
50 million
This gentleman appears to be offering 50 million!
He does have that kind of money
That's true
Incredible!
What the hell is he doing?
This gentleman offers 50 million yen
80 million
80 million!?
That much straightaway, wow
It's going up to 80 million
Are there others who would like to bid?
100 million
100 million!?
Incredible
150 million
We are steadily going up!
That's incredible
300 million
300 million!?
350 million
It's steadily going up
1 billion
1 billion!?
2 billion
President Maezawa!
You can't do this, President
Please stop!
President Maezawa, we have no more money!
Who's that?
He's being stopped
Someone like a secretary?
A secretary?
Natasha, we still have money
3 billion
3 billion!?
That's 3 billion
4 billion
It went up by a billion
It went up
10 billion
It has become an amusing battle
50 billion
That's 50 billion!
100 billion
100 billion!?
500 billion
500 billion!?
800 billion
800 billion? Anymore than that and...
950 billion
Over there we have 950 billion
What the hell
1 trillion
1 trillion?
No, no, no
10 trillion
10 trillion!
100 trillion
100 trillion!
1 quadrillion
1 quadrillion. Amazing
10 quadrillion
What!? 10 quadrillion...
100 quadrillion
What!?
1 quintillion
What are they talking about?
10 quintillion
100 quintillion
100 quintillion?
No, I mean...
100 sextillion
No more from you already
1 novemdecillion
I have no idea what that number is
100 novemdecillion
1 vigintillion
Novemdecillion?
You've won...
It's settled!
The Hamaata has been sold for 1 vigintillion
The 1 vigintillion bid for "Hamaata" has been accepted
No, no, no
Do such numerical units actually exist?
President Maezawa...
We really don't have any money
Mr. Matsumoto
Yes?
You see...
Your book "Isho" sold really well
Hm
I've heard that you received a lot of royalties
Yeah, yeah...
No, no...
Could you please lend me about 1 novemdecillion...
As if!!
It's the first time I've ever heard of that numerical unit!!
I don't have that
Mr. Hamada
Yes?
You see...
Way back when, I listened to "WOW WAR TONIGHT" a lot
Yeah
Thank you!!
I heard you received a lot of royalties
Oh no, not at all
Please lend me around ten quadrillion
I don't have that
Come on...
President Maezawa
You're being indecent. Please stop it
"The Hamaata" is so ugly
That's so cold
Good for him
The grand paupers of the world really are incredible
Why did you...?
Why did you participate?
Why did you start bidding?
L-let's go!
You were jacking the price up...
Novemdecillion...
Novemdecillion
4 hours into their ordeal
Next, the 5 of them will be specially allowed
The Show's Rehearsal
To sit in on the rehearsal of tomorrow's show
They're about to do a rehearsal, you see
We get to see it?
Is it okay for us to watch?
We'd prefer to see the real show
Right? We would prefer the real show
Will you get seated over there?
Ah, but we're getting prime seats...
But getting to see a show in Las Vegas is pretty great
It's quite neat to get to watch alone like this
Well then, please watch the rehearsal closely
The Rehearsal Begins
Yoshiaki Umegaki
Entertainer
Thanks for having me!
T/N: Roku de Nashi is a song originally called Mauvais Garçon by Salvatore Adamo. It was translated to Japanese by Tokiko Iwatani in 1964.
Roku de Nashi (Good-For-Nothing)
Smile!
I can't pull a smile...
In this old bar
I've had so much to drink
Also popular in Las Vegas!! The staple performance of shooting beans
T/N: Yoshiaki Umegaki has been doing this skit of shooting beans out of his nose to this song while dressed in drag for several years.
My old memories all start to blur
It's been a while since I saw this!
It has
My lover has left me
People call me notorious
Good for nothing
Amazing!
Good for nothing
What a harsh thing to say
Good for nothing
That's so irritating
Good for nothing
There really are so many ways to shoot them
For real!
What a harsh thing to say
Thank you so much for coming today
That came flying at us
I will now introduce you to a young apprentice of mine
Eh? Who?
Goro Inagaki!!
T/N: Goro Inagaki is one of the members of the former famous idol group, SMAP. He also appeared in last year's Batsu.
Goro Inagaki
Umegaki's pupil
In this old bar
I've had so much to drink
Goro, you don't have to...
My old memories all start to blur
Carrying on the staple performance of shooting beans
You should just stop!
My lover has left me
They don't fly at all!
My lover has left me
People call me notorious
We're saying you should just stop
Good for nothing
What a harsh thing to say
What is that?
What a harsh thing to say
Applause!
Incredible
We get it, but...
Dragging out what happened last year...
Ah, everyone here today
Thank you for coming and watching this rehearsal
For tomorrow's show here in Las Vegas
I have an act I would like to try
So I would like you guys to have a look
Well, please make the preparations!
Demonstration of a planned act for tomorrow's show
I'm still not sure if I should do it or not
What?
I want you all to participate
Planned act for tomorrow's show
Tissue and a Party Blower will be used
Firstly we have this tissue. Matsumoto...
...Please hold this tissue box for me
Sure thing
Please stand on these steps
Okay
1: Release one tissue from the top of the steps
I want you to gently drop one tissue from up there
You got it
Then I will be using this
Party blower to catch it
2: Catch the falling tissue with a party blower
You're going to roll it up?
We're going to roll it, yeah
Please give us a round of applause if we pull it off
Now, Matsumoto, if you will...
If you can pull it off
Even this makes me tense...
FAIL
Hold on, Goro...
You didn't catch it at all...
You were... Kinda close, though
I'm not sure I would call it close...
Close is a bit...
A problem with the tissue drop?
I guess it was mostly me
That's right. The way you released it was problematic
I'll try one more time
I'm counting on you!
FAIL
I'm so sorry!
It fell over towards me, the tissue. I wonder if I'm the problem
Small chance of pulling it off in front of an audience
Do you have any other ideas?
Matsumoto, I would like you to try
Really?
Matsumoto will try to catch the tissue
Hosei, please drop the tissue
Don't screw this up, now
Understood, here I go
Drop it straight
SUCCESS
Incredible!
That felt nice!
The best till now
What, only me!? Everyone's laughing!
That was perfect
Everyone was very pleased with this
Beautiful
That was really something
Truly beautiful
Amazing
Thank you so much!
Thank you
Tomorrow's Las Vegas show will be a huge hit
Wait, you wanna do it?
Let us continue the show!
Good for nothing
~ Goro Inagaki - Resolution to Hardships ~
Last year, I persevered with my out of character act
I entertained you all with my vulgar jokes
My long time fans have now gotten tired and given up on me
Though Gaki seems pleased, my popularity will plummet yet again
It's my Johnson. It's my Johnson
My bulging groin swells up again
Inagaki's little...
Oy oy oy!
Mini-Inagaki emerges from the groin
Mini-Inagaki erupts between the legs
The lips are articulating!
It's Inagaki's little Inagaki!
The lips are moving to the lyrics!
All my fans out there, are you watching!?
It's Inagaki's little Inagaki!
This is something
"It's Inagak's little Inagaki"...
All that becomes popular is filthy
Thank you so much for today!
Well...
This gave me strength and confidence for the real thing tomorrow
Everyone please keep enjoying Las Vegas!
See you next year!!
La la lala laaa
You piss me off!
Of course his popularity plummets
Inagaki's little Inagaki moved a lot
Amazing rehearsal...
What a copeless performance
What?
What a hopeless performance
Let's get going
The Assassins of Laughter will keep on dealing blows
That really surprised me
Chidori messes up big time!
5 hours into their ordeal
Without even a second to rest
The next shots are fired by the assassins of laughter
The hotel's basement corridor
The five can finally explore that room
Everyone, let's go
We were never told where we're going
Ah! I see
It's here
I see...
Waiting room
So it's here again
This is where you'll start your Las Vegas dream life
Would you take a seat
Sure
Sit down
This is how it is, huh
Of course, of course
There's no mistake
Yes yes yes
Here at the Omamett Hotel
Doing anything will require money from you
There is a price list over there
Price List
3000 Heipo
Coffee - 1 Cup
2000 Heipo
Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup
Senbei - 1 Cracker
Baumkuchen - 1 Cake
Chocolate - 2 Cubes
Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces
Hot Towel - 1 Use
Tissue - 1 Use
Wet Tissue - 1 Use
Toothpick - 1 Unit
Lip Balm - 1 Unit
Since anything will cost you money...
...you have to have some initial funds
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
So I will give you each 20,000 Heipo
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
3000 Heipo Coffee - 1 Cup 2000 Heipo Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup Senbei - 1 Cracker Baumkuchen - 1 Cake Chocolate - 2 Cubes Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces Hot Towel - 1 Use Tissue - 1 Use Wet Tissue - 1 Use Toothpick - 1 Unit Lip Balm - 1 Unit
1000 Heipo
Doing anything requires money
Initial funds of 20,000 Heipo
Please take care of it
Thank you
Really?
20,000 Heipo...
Wow, it's expensive
Coffee 3,000 Heipo
One cup of coffee is 3,000 Heipo
Everything costs money
So please understand
If you use any of your money
Would you please put it in this box?
Oh right. Until now we just took what we wanted
One cup of water is 1,000 Heipo!
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup
Senbei - 1 Cracker
Baumkuchen - 1 Cake
Chocolate - 2 Cubes
Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces
Hot Towel - 1 Use
Tissue - 1 Use
Wet Tissue - 1 Use
Toothpick - 1 Unit
Lip Balm - 1 Unit
Whaaaaaat
That's expensive!
I'll have a water
You're paying already?
I'm also a bit thirsty
It's not like I can't keep going without a drink of water
You're right
Wouldn't be as bad if we got a bottle of water
Indeed
But it's just "one cup"
Price List
3000 Heipo
Coffee - 1 Cup
2000 Heipo
Green Tea / Black Tea / Juice - 1 Cup
1000 Heipo
Water - 1 Cup
Senbei - 1 Cracker
Baumkuchen - 1 Cake
Chocolate - 2 Cubes
Mint Tablet - 10 Pieces
Hot Towel - 1 Use
Tissue - 1 Use
Wet Tissue - 1 Use
Toothpick - 1 Unit
Lip Balm - 1 Unit
Indeed
You just get one of anything
Exactly
Yeah
Indeed
When something requires money
It feels like
I have to drink up every last drop
"You only get this one precious cup"
Yup
So we have to use our money...
He said to take care of it
So I guess there will be a time to use it later?
Other than on this
We'll probably be doing casino games
Right! That's when we will use this
You're probably right
Placing bets...
Wouldn't want to be broke, then
You're right
Ah, Tanaka, there was a rumor about you
A backstage robbery
Eh?
Backstage thief
You can't be serious!
I did no such thing
No, there was this one time...
Where a security camera caught a glimpse of...
Hold on. That's absurd!
Come on!
What the hell!
That never happened!
What did they catch a glimpse of?
Ouch!
Those are some scary accusations
They couldn't say for certain it was Tanaka...
It can't have been me
No, I'm telling you...
Just keep telling us those lies
From this year on, I'll seriously come punch you
You'll come punch him...
Can you please stop?
What are you saying?
That's going too far
Go punch him?
What a slap
They got a direct hit to my exposed back!
Can we please stop?
This has nothing to do with anything
Yeah
Stealing money, violence...
We're talking about nothing but illegal activities
Right right
This isn't happy at all
Can I butt in for a moment?
At this time
We usually do the drawers
I forgot
Ah!
There's no reason not to, right?
Shall we get to pulling?
Shall we start?
Should we start with Tanaka?
We usually start with me
That's right. You wanna go?
Yes
Sure
This year's top batter is Tanaka
Ahh, here we go again...
Yep, it's a DVD
It's a DVD pretty much every year
I noticed the DVD player right away...
DVD Player
Oh, right!
Here I go
Nothing
Eh?
Nothing?
What, nothing?
Yep
Nothing!!
Nothing?
Tanaka's desk is completely empty
There's nothing here!
Could they be empty today?
Maybe they're empty this time!
This year
Open yours, Matsumoto
They might all be empty this year
I see
Maybe
Nothing!!
For real!?
But isn't that okay? Changing it up a bit
But then it'll be scary if I'm the only one
Well, well
Ah, damnit! There's something here...
There's a letter there
Mysterious envelope
This is different
Hmm?
Chance to get a funny item
1,000 Heipo Gacha, anyone can try
T/N: The original meaning of gacha is those machines where you put in coins, turn the knob, and you get a random prize.
Ah, this letter isn't really specifically for me
It's this, isn't it?
This is just the instructions for the funny item gacha
Well then, Matsumoto should be the first one to try, right?
But I just used 1,000 Heipo on a cup of water
You still have a lot there
I'm the only one using up 2,000 Heipo?
We'll do it afterwards
Yes, we're doing it too
We'll watch you, then do it
We all will
Yes
Yes, yes, yes
Huh!?
Then I turn this?
Yeah
Here!!
H-here!
You put it here!
Ah, you poor thing!
You have to pay another 1,000 Heipo
What a waste!
Wrong place
You have to pay another 1,000 Heipo!
Why are you laughing?
Ah, it doesn't go in the money box
Of course it doesn't
People messing up tickles him the most
That's my least favorite laugh
I too dislike that laugh
The way he said "Ah, you poor thing!"
He's really laughing
Isn't that messed up?
That was something
Right!?
I was laughing because Hamada couldn't hold himself
Why?
The way he went "Heee!" from "you poor thing!"
That was funny?
Yeah, tat was fenny
That's ridiculous!
This instruction letter is screwed up! Write it properly!
Of course we'd use the box!!
That might be...
Nothing we can do about that now, you have to put it in here
You have no choice, but to use another 1,000 Heipo
You might win more money later on
I'm the only one going bankrupt here
But it says to insert money right here
You can't be serious...
Here, right?
Right. See there it goes!
It really went in there
That's right
It went in like zoom!
Then
I wonder what it is
It'll be an item, right?
It's an item
Going by the gold color it must be something good
It looks good
Is it usable?
Key number 5
It's like this, huh
I see!
So that's where the keys are
Numbered lockers
There's a lot of them
This makes it all so much more cumbersome...
You pay, then get to open a locker
Who gets to open what is completely random
You're right
I don't like this...
Is it something good?
Funny glasses
"With these even you can widen your view"
Even if he uses them on us...
We don't know if they will be favorable or not
Indeed
Right
"Widen my view"?
You noticed quickly, Yama-chan
So that's how it's gonna be, huh
Your eyes are wide open
Is my view really widened by these?
My view hasn't widened at all
Maybe let Hamada try?
They might work wonders for him
These could be intended for Hamada
No no no
If Hamada isn't funny with them on then...
They won't work for any of us
What the...
The mouth
Hamada...
Your mouth
Incredible
This guy's strong
Really strong
Intense power
Proper power combo
Super power
Straight home-run
Proper home-run
Well, these are Matsumoto's...
Why doesn't someone else give it a shot?
Since there's only so many items
Tanaka, try it!!
I was just about to
I wonder what it will be this time?
That's right
It's obviously for the lockers
It's certainly a key I think
Yup
It's number two
Key number 2
Number two?
Yes
Hmm.. The lockers are all the same size so...
They are
Five then two
Huge!!
There it is
It looks pretty big
Looks big? It IS big
Real-mask set
Eh? He gets this again?
Looks like a changing room over there
Yes yes yes
"Wear this and even you can become the celebrity of your dreams"
"The celebrity of your dreams"?
Excuse me for a minute
That guy always gets the masks
He's gotten masks before, right
I'm ready!!
Okay!
We're ready!
T/N: Hiroshi Fujioka is an actor who is famous for his roles in Kamen Rider, Japanese historical dramas, and other dramas.
Hiroshi Fujioka, realistic version
Funny mask
That's terrifying!!
The head's too big, but it looks just like Fujioka!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
That's amazing. It's really Fujioka!
He often has that exact expression too
Morning!
Mornin'
The mouth moves too?
Ah, the mouth moves
Yup
This is unbelievable...
Sing the theme song to Kamen Rider
Here they come, Shocker. The army of hell
The mouth moves funny
That's amazing!
There are no seams
Good stuff!
Why do you always get masks, Tanaka
Rather than a seam...
Ah, I see. It goes all the way down
It's just like Fujioka is really here
You're right! It is kinda uncanny
Uncanny!
Do the transformation
Transformation
Transform!!
You're so annoying!
It's really a great rendition of Fujioka
Quality work right there
Quality work indeed
Are you going next, Endo?
Let's give it a try
Hosei or me is fine too
I'll change
Okay!
Here I go
Must be a hassle to get out of...
Probably from the back
You too might have to go in there
Ah, yeah
Or maybe you can do it on the spot
The money system is really thoroughly made
It's black
Number 16
Key number 16
No way
I see
This is really well done
There's so much skin on his neck
Yeah
Oh? The thing I've got
Doesn't seem to be a mask or anything
It's written here
Funny ball
"Throw it against the wall to relieve your stress?"
Relieve...
What's that?
Funny ball?
Looks like a normal ball to me
What's that?
It's me again!?
Don't hold it like that!
That's so unfair!
So handsome
You're right
He is
What the hell is that? Stress relief?
It says...
It says "throw it on the wall"
Throw it against the wall to relieve your stress
Funny Ball:
To relieve your stress?
The hell is that?
That's impressive
It's really squishy
Look how squishy it is
What happens if I throw it?
You'll relieve your stress
Where should I throw it?
How about the floor instead?
To be honest, I don't really feel like doing it
It's fine
Alright, I'm sorry then, it's to relieve some stress
You can't throw it like that, geez
That was so strong
But it's for my stress...
The top of his head hit the floor first
It didn't bounce
Not at all
You're right
It doesn't bounce
Oh, is that so?
It just smashed on the ground
Don't press it like that
Don't press my forehead that much
Quit it
Don't do that
What are you doing?
It's an anti-slip device, like that
Exactly
That won't help you relieve your stress
You have to throw it
It'll damage the furniture
No no, I think this is taking it too far
Oh, because it'll hurt Hamada
You just laughed
Who?
The furniture will be fine, but Hamada is gonna get hurt
Don't squish its chin
Don't say it like that
That's incredible
It's really well made
Whoa, check that out
Whoa, wait a second,
what are you doing?!
It came off
Its chin came off
Hamada-san?
Whoa, check this out
It looks like Attack on Titan
It broke
Don't you feel bad for Hamada?
Look at this
But you almost fixed it
He's got a protruding chin now
It's a protruding chin
You're right
It's a new chin for him
Oh, but...
We can restore it, look
It's not restored at all!!
Come on...
This is impressive
We should stop playing with it
Yeah, I mean
Now that you tore it apart we can't use it!
Right
Let's just place it over there
You should feel sorry
Here we are
Hamada-san, do you want to go next?
I completely forgot about it!
That's right!
Right?
Me too
It could be empty, who knows
I completely forgot too
It's full of stuff
No way
It's suddenly full of stuff
Check the other ones
This one was kinda opened
But they're empty
I got some DVDs on my drawer
Two of them
Could it be...?
Mysterious DVD & envelope
It could be a new pattern
No way, man
We can't possibly know what's on it
It could be
What's this?
What's that? Rock-paper-scissor?
Is that it?
Ah!
Mysterious rock-paper-scissors cards
Isn't that the game from Kaiji?
T/N: This is a reference from the anime, Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor.
Is it?
Kaiji?
Right?
I remember it
It's that psychological game
It's Tanaka who gets DVDs, usually
That's right
Yeah, but it's not a set rule
Well, true
Of course it's not
Yukio Tonegawa
T/N: Yukio Tonegawa is a character from Kaiji who is in charge of many of the gambling events throughout the anime.
Yukio Tonegawa
See?
It's Kaiji
It is
You're the worst scum in showbiz
T/N: Setagaya is a very posh neighborhood in Tokyo where Hamada presumably lives.
The lowest in Setagaya! Masatoshi Hamada
You got older and lost your hopes and dreams
For you, who is living as if you're already dead,
I'll grant you a once in a lifetime chance!
What now!?
From now on,
You'll take part in a game our Teiai Group came up with
T/N: Teiai Group is a fictional company from Kaiji that pretends to be a consulting firm while forcing people into debt and putting them in gambling events or labor camps.
And that will be...
Restricted Rock, Paper, Scissors
What does it mean?
Restricted Rock, Paper, Scissors
Even an idiot like you can understand its rules
He's badmouthing me so much!
Because they're very simple!
Yeah, he's foul
Rules
Play rock-paper-scissors in a single duel with your opponent
You have some rock-paper-scissors card with you
You just challenge your opponent with those in a single duel
I see
"Win" or "Tie" will grant you a deluxe item!
If you win
Or even if it's tie, you'll win
That's nice!
Right
You'll even get a deluxe prize! You have the best odds
However!
If you happen to lose...
T/N: All the "zawa" sounds in the background is a famous characteristic of Kaiji. It's a mimetic word for "sending chills down your spine".
You'll get a Thai kick!!
Is that what it's all about!?
It's Hamada's turn now?
And your opponent for this game is going to be...
Another person who's full of debt towards our society
Another scum among the scums!
Make sure to entertain us
Alright, enter the room, Hamada's opponent!
It's Mr. Thai Kick
Mr. Thai Kick...
Yes, this man too
Has a huge debt piled up for the Teian Group
Pachinko! Horse racing! Boat races! And even underground casinos!
He's wearing Kaiji's clothes
He tried every possible form of gambling!
Without even looking for a job
He spent everyday drinking Thai beer alone!
A man ready to eat his Tom Yum Kung without paying for it...
T/N: Tom Yum Kung is a popular Thai soup.
The worst kind of scum, from Thailand's slums...
Thaiji!
Of course
There's no need to say all of that!
I saw a scene like this with you, before
T/N: In the Treasure Hunter Batsu, Tanaka battled Thai Kick in a card game.
That's right
That time he got me, but you have to win!
See? There's that guy again
That's right
Game Master
Ralph Suzuki
But you can win
Right, you're most likely to win here
Even a tie will do it
Alright,
Hamada-sama, pick a card and place it here
You can do it!!
Do your best
You can do this!
Tanaka doesn't want to see a friend getting Thai kicked
Of course not
Last time I lost
Please, avenge me!
I don't want to do this...
Alright, gentlemen, let's get this match started
Thaiji vs Hamada
Restricted Rock-Paper-Scissors Battle
Sure
But in that very moment, Tonegawa, the game organizer,
Had some conflicts inside his mind
Hm? Wait...
If Thaiji is going to win...
Then we'll have to Thai kick this guy's butt...
But I'm sure...
This guy knows a bunch of criminals, he's the "Criminal Comedian"
If we'd Thai kick this guy's butt...
It could lead to an all-out war betwen our group and his gang
It's clear it's going to bring us lots of trouble! We can't have that
To Thai kick Hamada, the Criminal Comedian's butt...
Is way too risky for us...
I know! Maybe we should do as usual...
And choose Tanaka instead!
Why the hell!?
No
That guy's reactions are so scripted, he's such a big liar
He's only doing this good guy charade, but he's such a douche
Let's not do that
Right
Nice!!
It's not you?
Nice nice!
How about his partner, Endo?
No way, why me!?
Endo-san!
No way, no way! Endo is too weak
His impact on TV is nonexistent!
I never even see any news about him anywhere
Stereotyped! No charm! Zero TV impact!
Tonegawa realized how terribly useless Cocorico is
And even Thaiji could smell from Cocorico
The same stench of uselessness that he himself has
That's rude, Thaiji
He said too much...
What's gonna happen!?
I have no clue
We didn't even laugh
It's not something to laugh about
No way we're gonna laugh at that, of course
Really?
Then what...?
So?
I guess we'll have to do Hosei, then...
No, wait
This guy acts like a cultured man ever since becoming a Rakugo-ka
I've heard it's such a hassle to deal with him
Any entertainers who start acting cultured are just troublesome
A loathed man who is avoided by the young ones in the dressing room!!
Wish he'd hurry making up his mind
In that case, the remaining one is?
The remaining one is Matsumoto...
Here we go
Indeed if I choose Matsumoto to do this
The audiences will have higher expectations than those 4 small fry
But the problem is...
The show producer may get yelled at...
Whatever, this is for the sake of viewer rating
As if I'll yell at the guy!
No way I'll yell at him!
We'll have the producer get down on his knees and apologize for the greater good
Yeah! And this is part of his job anyway
Oh no
That makes sense
No wait!
If the producer leaks to magazines about having to apologize on his knees
That would be the end of this show...
That'd be bad!
Eh!?
Is it coming back to me again?
Change the plan!
He decided!?
Yo Hamada! Switch with Tanaka!!
What?
Yo Hamada! Switch with Tanaka!!
Yaaaaay!!
Wait a minute
What is even happening!!
Scared me
No no no no no no
After all that circling around Hamada and then this
This should be Hamada in the end, it should!
He says switch
That was close
Just do it
This is a joke right!?
This is quite good, I have no regret getting my butt spanked
No, not happening!! This is not happening!!
But this is all settled
You're too worried
Too late
This is already decided
Let's go, let's go
Mr. Tanaka please be seated here
Yes
Hurry hurry
You lost last time so just go
Uhmm ...
We will cheer you up big time
Please lend me strength, all your strength!!
Ok ok ok ok
Please lend me strength, all your strength!!
Yup
Of course
I don't want to always be the one to get Thai kicked every single year!!
Yeah yeah yeah
That's right
It's getting harder and harder for him to come up with reactions
That's right
I don't know if I should call it a reaction or what
Thaiji vs Tanaka
Restricted Rock-Paper-Scissors Battle
Now, to continue where we left off,
We will start the Restricted Rock-Paper-Scissors
Both players
Please decide which card you would like to use
This is it
First, Thaiji
He goes first
So he goes first
Next, Mr Tanaka
Are you okay with your decisions?
Okay, now
To prevent any cheating,
I will personally reveal the cards
I see
Now, let's begin
Card reveal
A sudden power outage
What happened?
Wait, what?
It's a power outage
Power Outage
Oh my
It's a power outage
Please
Wait a moment
Hey
This looks like happens a lot
Rustle
This kind of timing,a power outage, for real?
Rustle
This kind of timing, a power outage, for real?
Kinda long
This is
Quite long indeed
Bump
Rattle rattle
Amazing that it gets this dark
Rattle rattle
Amazing that it gets this dark
I can't see a thing
Can't see anything
Nothing can be seen
Really can't see anything
Nothing can be seen
Really can't see anything
This is so long
Indeed long
Power restored
The power has been restored
This is crazy
Why'd you hide this
Apology, the power has been restored
Why'd you hide this
Wait
Wait, this
This is clearly...
But still, we don't know what happened
Yup, we don't know
I will personally reveal the cards
To prevent any cheating,
Card Reveal
Tanaka
Thaiji
You lost
Winner Thaiji!!
Okay we all saw what happened here, right?
This is just too much
Why what happened?
I do not accept it
You lost it
But you lost
Not happening
Explain what you are trying to say
No no no, because you all saw it
The outage was suspicious
And after the outage, what on earth were those weird goggles
No idea
These?
These!
Look
Well, that...
He was wearing these
Thai Kick-san
It does looks like it...
Not even trying to hide his cheating
And that's why I lost
But I didn't hear any noise
I heard it!!
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rustle rustle rustle rustle
"What is going on?" I wondered
It lasts forever
At least try not to be so noisy
Rattle rattle rustle rustle rustle rustle
Just let it go
It's time for the Thai Kick
Nope
Come on, no "Nope"
Don't think you can talk this out
Nope, Not happening
Stop being a baby, we can't watch this anymore
Alright! I got you
Since you put it that way, I will give one last chance
Yo! Bring it out!
What
This may just be what you were hoping for
Eh what!?
This is too kind for him...
A die?
Roll this die, if the result is SAFE
I will cancel the Thai kick for you
That's so kind
Take a good look at this die
5 sides are labeled SAFE and only 1 side is Thai kick
Wow that's lucky
There are no other dice in this world that could be nicer to you
So no excuse for what comes out of it
Yup, makes sense
Okay Ralph, for the fairness of this game
You roll the die!!
Oh that's good
Okay, please be seated
This is just so lucky
There is no cheating or trick to it
What are you doing?
I need to, need to just see it a little bit
What are you even talking about
To make sure there is no cheating in this
There isn't any
Alright
Yes
Everything comes down to this die
Okay
Counting on you
The chance is 1 in 6
Thai kick die
For the sake of fairness, I will roll the die
Okay
We are counting on you
Now, let's begin
SAFE Thai kick avoided
Oh!
SAFE!
Okay!
Okay?
It is okay right?
Yup
Yes
Thank you very...
Well, nothing can be done now
So this is something that could happen huh
This so cool
I didn't know that
I just saw all that happen
This is something that may happen
So cool
I honestly thought Ralph made a boo boo there
Yeah yeah me too
True
Wait wait really really!?
Stay still
Stop twitching, you'll hurt somebody
It's really dangerous
Careful
Ahhhh!!
Aa~ haa!! It hurts!!
Ahhhh!! Hurts!!
He's doing it, he's doing it
Doing it as always
Ohh I can't watch this anymore
Can we have a power outage now
Ouch ouch ouch
Ahhh it hurts
Ahhhh
He is actually smiling
He's doing it, he's doing it
7 hours past
It's been 7 hours since everything started,
The five will now go into the casino for their fortune
Okay everyone
Finally time to win a fortune at the casino
Yeah
Finally, oh my God
This is a special chance to win big
Here we go
This way
Hm?
What?
So empty...
Everyone, umm...
Casinos are a place where
Money moves in hundreds of millions every night
To make sure you are not holding weird stuff
SP will give you a body check
Let's go to the body check
Before enjoying the casino
Well trained SP will perform Body Check
Body check?
This way
Everyone please stand in a line
Looks like nobody is here
SP Department Manager
Ken Matsudaira
Oh my God
Scared me
It's actually him
Yeah the real deal
The real deal...
I can't hold myself in front of that
Oh no no, it's because Fujiwara didn't say anything
I work as the SP* chief in this casino and my name is
T/N: SP means security (as in security police)
I work as the SP* chief in this casino and my name is
Matsudaira
Ken
He really let that build up a lot
Yeah
This is pretty bad
And now
I will now start frisking you
Frisking from the SP Chief
So he's playing a short person
Yeah
Grim... What a grim face
Frisk 1
Hosei
Oh, frisking
You're
going bald!!
This guy is trouble
Definitely
This guy is too much
The way he said it, wow
I'm scared
Frisk 2
Matsumoto
Heavy breathing
Deeply interested in Matsumoto's chest muscles
Come on
What was that?
Really bad
What was that?
This is rough
He really felt him up there
Harsh
All right nothing abnormal!!
Nothing abnormal...
Frisk 3
Hamada
Carefully checking Hamada's earlobes
What is that face he's making?
What was that all about?
All right everyone has nothing abnormal!!
There are also a few questions we need to ask
Fujiwara, can I leave that to you?
Yes
Fujiwara, can I leave that to you?
Yes, understood
It's a background check
Thank you
Well then,
Relax and have fun
Hiyah!!
Leaves the background check to Fujiwara and retreats
All right, since I got the orders
From the SP chief
I'll do the check
First is Matsumoto
Yes!
I think you like summer because t-shirts look good on you
When you think of summer
What 4-piece band comes to mind?
What 4-piece band do you associate with summer?
I suppose TUBE?
Whaaaat!?
Reacts to "TUBE" and makes a re-entrance
What did you just say?
What did you say?
Um,
TUBE
TUBE, you say?
Yes
Fool
Why?
Sorry
Are you mocking what I started this summer:
My YouTube Channel "Matsuken TUBE",
Whose subscriber numbers are making very little progress!?
I don't know anything about that
No, I really don't know
I don't know
I punish you!!
Don't ever speak the word TUBE again
All right
Hiyah!!
Remarks that hurt his feelings are punishable
This is too much
That made no sense
Too much
I didn't know he has a YouTube channel
Yeah
Right
That hurts
Don't say things that will hurt the SP chief's feelings
That's right
How are we supposed to know?
Right
Exactly
Next is Hosei
You live in Osaka but come to Tokyo when you work right?
How do you get to Tokyo from Osaka?
The Shinkansen
Whaaaat!?
A finely crafted performance
What did you say just now?
Is sensitive to the response "Shinkansen"
Shinkansen
Shinkansen, you say?
You fool
Remarks that hurt his feelings are punishable
Are you making fun of
When I go to the film studio in Kyoto by Shinkansen
One out of every three times I oversleep and go to Okayama instead
And I show up at the location three hours late!?
I don't know about that
I don't know
What about it!?
No
I'm not making fun you
I punish you!!
I really don't know
Don't ever speak the word Shinkansen again
Hiyah!!
Okay, okay
Okay
Yeah
We get a smack for that
Shinkansen is bad, too?
He should just stay here
Right
That's right
Next is Hamada
Eh? Okay
You have a rather funny face right?
Regarding your face,
Yeah
What is the best part of your face?
The best part is where?
Well, I don't think this
But if I had to say something
People say: my lips
Wh-
Whaaat!?
Is sensitive to the response "lips"
What did you say?
I said lips
Lips, you say?
You fool
Instead of a punishment, a happy dance
What is this?
This has a dance to it?
T/N: The music playing is the theme to The Unfettered Shogun (Abarenbō Shōgun), which Ken Matsudaira starred in
It's pretty long
Guess there's nothing for "lips"
It was just a dance
Nothing for "lips"
Don't move!
Where's the vault!?
Masked burglars assault
Get the money!
Who is this?
I will punish evil!
What is this guy?
Get him!!
The SP Chief punishes evil
In the middle of the sword fight he glares at Matsumoto
He glared at me so intensely
Glared at me so intensely
That was amazing
As expected
They won't die at all
The masked burglars are persistent
They aren't dying at all, what's with that
They're all cut up
(labored breathing)
Well, it is 3 on 1
The limit of the SP chief's physical strength nears
He's gotten quite tired
(labored breathing)
Quite tired
(labored breathing)
He really should kill them
He's already killed them right?
This guy's strong, let's run!!
Oh,
This guy's strong, let's run!!
I mean, finally
I won't let you get away!!
What?
The battle continues even after they leave the room
Eh? Still?
It ends here!
What?
Eh?
Has the SP chief died at his post?
Did he get cut down?
Eh?
The SP chief is done for
This isn't really the time for casino. Let's go back
Hold on
We're only just getting started!!
Oh he's there
Sorry, sorry, please come over here
This is amazing
Supposedly-dead Matsudaira reappears on the stage in new attire
Please take your seats
We're really grateful for this, but...
Amazing
Front row seats
Amazing
How was it?
Did you think Matsudaira was dead?
Yes, we certainly did
Actually, this is our casino's usual surprise
Prank Show
Heipo Casino's usual surprise
Prank Show
Heipo Casino's usual surprise
Understood
Matsudaira did not die
As you can see I'm very much alive
Olé!!
Matsuken Samba
Do not laugh version
Here it is
Splendid
I haven't seen this in a long time
Too many rehearsals, too many lines, too much to remember
I accepted the offer without giving it much thought,
And regretted my decision on the first day of rehearsal
A director in his 20s criticized my acting
With a smirk, I was handed that horse costume
And I was brimming with anger
Gaki, Gaki is messing with Matsuken
Gaki, Gaki is messing with actors
That's not true
They gave me a shared green room, seated me next to Yoshiko
T/N: Referring to Yoshiko of the comedy duo Gambareru-ya
The waiting time was so long that, I dozed off twice
Add another 30,000 Yen to my payment. My fee!
He's fine with 30,000 Yen
What!
Look at him
What's he doing?
No matter what happens, Matsuken will sing
Screw it, Matsuken will dance
Oh, even in these times, let's all have a laugh
As long as we're alive, the future will come
Let's go, Japan, Let's go
Let's go everyone, Japan!
Great
Wonderful
Fine with the "out", but geez...
That was a wonderful performance
Really
They're saying goodbye to us, now?
Thank you very much
That was amazing to see
Yes
He had a big role
8 Hours In
The five return to the room and take a short break
You're really focusing on the counting
Can you treat me?
No
Shall we play Imaginary Half-Japanese Celebrity Naming contest?
What happens with that?
Winner gets a 1000 Yen
Ok
Imaginary Half-Japanese Celebrity Naming
1000 Heipo on the line
Do we all play?
Sure. We can play one-on-one, too
All right
I'll start
Ok
Henry Sasataki
Minajo Yoshikawa
Village Takemura
That's a weird name
Village!
It felt like you got influenced by what I said
I wasn't influenced at all
There's no way I would be influenced
Mosako Satake
What did you say?
Mosako Satake
That one is no good right?
What kind of a name is Mosako Satake?
Can you stop this game please?
What is this?
What sort of a game is this?
With this I get 1000 Heipo right?
Village and Mosako cancel each other out and make it even
Making others laugh is not the point
If you laugh you should have to pay 1000 Heipo
Yeah, you can't laugh
You can't laugh. You got in our way
Give me the money!!
Let's start from now onward
I won't laugh now
You gotta start that from now
Because you guys just started this on your own
Exactly
Shejarre Kumiko
Minagawa Go
That's a Japanese name
And there actually is a Go Minagawa
You can't do that
You can't do that!!
I get 1000 Heipo for that
Hamada should pay up, too
Why should I?
Because you laughed. I'm paying, too
This makes no sense, does it?
No, it does
Here's mine
What do you mean?
For real?
Whom should I pay?
I get this one right?
Yes, you take this
I take this
What!?
Because you laughed
How does that make sense?
You used Go Minagawa's name
No, it's not that
You only reversed the first and last name, right?
No, I did not
That one was bad
That was bad
1000 Heipo shouldn't cut it
I agree
But I think...
Stop involving us
Just do it among yourselves
Yeah
You're saying we laughed, but
It's because you're saying weird stuff
But you know, if we don't bet a lot, it's not gonna be that fun
Hey, you guys should bet too
Everyone put in 1000 each
Let's do winner take all
Good idea
Imaginary Half-Japanese Celebrity Naming contest
Winner take all with 5 people
Imaginary Half-Japanese Celebrity Naming contest
Yes
Ok, let's do it
You take too much time in answering
Ok, nobody is allowed to take a long time
What if you end up laughing during this?
Does it mean that that person bows out?
Yes, let's do that
That person is out of the race
So one person will get—
This is pretty huge
All right
That's true
Shall we start with Endo?
From me, then?
Anti-clockwise from there
Here we go
Jerry Nakamura
Oh, my turn
James Noda
James Onoda...
Kome Kome Club
I said Noda
You did, but Onoda...
Hold on
That's not good
I did not say Onoda
That's true, but...
He's not a half-Japanese celebrity
Yeah, he's not half-Japanese
There's gotta be a half-Japanese person with that kinda name
You did say Noda, but
You clearly got it from James Onoda
Kome Kome Club
And both of yours started with "Ja-", so you should avoid that
Don't get too influenced by others
Ok, understood
You took too long as well
Understood
Let's start with Hamada again
How slow are you!?
I don't like this
This is such a loss here
Yes, I agree
What do we do now?
Let's start with Endo, can't start with this guy
Let's decide the winner with this turn
Let's decide it
I agree
I'll start
Jesper Satake
No, I was...
I want us to keep it going
I'm sorry
Really sorry
How about we start from Tanaka?
Ok
Yes, let's do that
Eva Yumi
Tandoori Kimura
That's a type of chicken
Do it properly guys
That's tandoori chicken
That Indian dish
This sucks, this sucks
This sucks
Getting hit for something like this is not funny at all
For something like this. My ass hurts, already
Ah, that was funny
9 hours in
It's been nine hours since they got to Las Vegas. And as the sun is setting...
The five go meet the Legendary Dealer, who will teach them the basics of gambling
Legendary Dealer
This easily irritable Legendary Dealer - Who is this person!?
Legendary Dealer, huh...
The Legendary Dealer... he's not here, huh?
He's kinda scary, right?
Yeah
The Legendary Dealer
Shingo Katori
You scared me man, c'mon!
What the hell is this?
Something's peeking out
Underwear
We can see them
They're showing
That scared me
This is the legendary dealer, Katori
I'll come get you later
He's really staring at us...
Woah, woah
Hey, woah
Is this your first time at this casino?
Yeah
Welcome to the Heipo Casino!
Just like last year, his outfit is very unique
Casino First Timer's Ceremony
Ah
The Legendary Dealer is proud of his big mouth
Are you stupid?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, sir?
That's dangerous
And it's not making much sound
Harmonica
No way, no way
You should stop, hey
Ow ow ow no no no
Ouch ouch ouch
Bells + Harmonica Combo
Amazing...
What a brute force gag
There's no sound
There's no sound at all coming out
Just slightly... Just a little more?
The Harmonica is Somewhat Lacking
It's not working, sir
Your perseverance really comes through, though
Your perseverance
The air isn't going through it, though
Your perseverance...
All the air was just escaping out the sides
Just a bit more...
You should have just chosen one
There's more sound when he inhales
Why are you entering and exiting the table?
What is this movement?
Peek
They're short, aren't they?
Where are you looking?
Look at the bells!!
Look at the Bells, Not His Underpants
We were looking at them
We were, right?
Ahh, that's enough
Huh?
Over here!!
Changing Spots and Learning Casino Basics
Oh...
Oh, right
He's really gonna teach us
Right? We were told we'd be learning
Right?
What a difficult person
Kinda, yeah
So that's how it is
Because my skirt is so short
You were looking for when my skirt
Would slide up to look at my underpants
Not at all
What a gross bunch
Don't look at my underpants!!
Huh!?
Excessively Hates People Looking At His Underpants
Never mind. Pants it is
Bring me my pants!!
Yes, sir
Kentarou Kokado
Junior Dealer
Outfit Change from Skirt to Pants
Sir, I brought you pants. I'm not sure of the size, so could you try them on first?
Thanks
I have a bad feeling
Yeah
Like Rocchi's "Changing Room" Skit?
Tell me when you've got them on
Okay
Is there gonna be any gambling to this?
Yes, that'd be nice
How is it?
Yeah. There we go
Did you put them on?
Yeeeah
Do these match my top?
Oh, do they not match?
Is this okay, maybe?
Oh, they don't quite work?
Can we take a look then?
Well, yeah
Oh no!!
As Expected, Rocchi's "Changing Room" Skit
His underpants
I knew it was coming, but...
Just like Nakaoka's Movements and Voice
I knew it was coming, but...
Hmm, yeah
Have you not put them on yet?
I still haven't put them on at all
Oh sorry, It sounded like you had them on
Once you have them on please let me know
Yeeeees
Do you have them on?
Mmhmm
I'm opening it, okay?
Okay
Pisses me off
What the hell
We know it's coming, and yet...
I know it's coming, and yet...
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
What a difficult person
He is, right?
We shouldn't get him angry
I just want to share with all of you guys
The fun of the casino!!
What are you looking at??
Seiji Rokkaku
Casino Customer
I had no idea he was there
I didn't think anyone was there
No way!
True, he is looking
He is looking
No, I'm not looking
I was looking that way, but
I wasn't looking at your underpants
Why are you staring at my underpants!!
I said I'm not looking at them
No One is Forgiven for Looking at His Underpants
This is a place for gentlemen, could you not look at my underpants?
You dumbass, and you don't have any money...
Shut up, you stupid hexagon!
You've gambled away so much
You could buy a small house with your losses!!
At this point, you've already
Been divorced three times
Because of how badly you gamble!
This trash,
You trash hexagon!
You hexagon asshole!!
Take that!
You can just shut up!!
Hey, take this guy away!!
Hey
I can't work like this
Help!
Help me!!
What a mess
Removing the Unruly Customer
You have to pull to open. You can't push them
Wait, wait, wait...
He's laughing
Didn't you guys rehearse?
Did they think they could open them by pushing?
How awful
Please excuse me
For having caused such a scene
I'm extremely sowree@#*%!$...
I'm extremely sorry
What was that, Shingo?
It became all mumbly
5 People vs The Legendary Dealer
Card Game Showdown
Back to the matter at hand, now
A card game showdown
Rules
They will be dealt 2 Cards each. If they add up to higher than the legendary dealer's cards, they win
The rules are simple
Go ahead
Checking the Cards
He's playing with us?
Woah!
Players bet if they are confident in their cards
Okay, then. Please place your bets
Both of you are quite confident
Yeah
Are we ready?
Show
Your Cards!!
Katori
Hosei
Mastumoto
Hamada
Endo
Tanaka
Wow, look at that!
Oh, wow
Dealer!
Yes!
Twenty
With 22, Hosei wins!
Hosei Wins!
Nice!
And so, they continue to round two
Go ahead
Okay, please place your bets
I dunno about this one
Players bet if they are confident in their cards
Wow, no way
Hosei Goes Big
He went for it
Are we ready?
Yes
Please, show your cards!
Katori
Hosei
Matsumoto
Hamada
Endo
Tanaka
Woah, that's strong
That's strong
Dealer!
22. And with 23, Hosei wins
Hosei 2nd Win!
Amazing
That's amazing, you had a king
For being in first place, we have a prize just for you!
A reward for Hosei's two consecutive wins
Eh, for real?
COME ON!!
Beautiful foreign ladies have appeared
A blessed dance by the beautiful women
The reward is a kiss from a beautiful lady
Yama-chan you look more pleased than I thought you'd be
Splendid!
It wasn't money huh
That was your reward just now!
How was it?
I thought I would get some Heipo chips
Since he won that much
If you win, it's heaven
If you lose, it's hell... This is gambl-
What the hell are you looking at!?
For some reason, the hexagon came back
I wasn't looking at you
I wasn't looking
You were looking at my underwear
No no no
I told you I wasn't looking!
And what's with that get-up?
I went to the front desk and asked if they had anything
And they told me this was all they had, it's all your fault
Hell if I know!
You were looking at my underwear, weren't you!?
You keep messing with me you bastard
Cut it out!
You asshole!
You bastard!
You were looking at my underwear just then!
Stop it!
You bastard
I told you to stop!
You were looking at my underwear!
Were you looking at MY underwear!?
I wasn't looking at your underwear!
A mudslinging match of who saw whose underwear
You bastard!
You were looking at my underwear!!
Are you wearing cow underwear!?
You wearing cow underwear!?
No it's not cow underwear!!
Shut up you bastard
Hey!
I don't know what the hell is going on
They're just some old guys...
What the hell
What kind of fight was that?
The usual
The usual!
What the hell...
That fight...
The legendary dealer...
You guys saw something great, huh?
No!?
C'mon let's go
Seems like there wasn't a reward
Due this incident, later on
An unexpected tragedy will arise
10 hours past
The group heads back to the casino again
The reason is...
What?
Everyone all good?
From now-
There's no way we're "good," idiot
You have a chance to make a killing at the casino
I see
Oh
Ah
We haven't really gotten anything...
You keep saying that over and over and we keep coming back
Uh huh
We haven't done anything
It's okay to laugh from here on out
So have fun gambling
Inside
If we head inside it's okay to laugh?
If you head in it's okay to laugh
Welcome, welcome!!
Daigo
Nobu
(Chidori)
Over this way, over this way!
Special Rule
From here on out it's OK to laugh!!
Welcome, welcome!
Yes, you're probably all tired
This time, the Don't Laugh series
Is on its 18th episode
Up until now we've had 17 episodes of laughing assassins
Assassins who appeared in the past 17 episodes
People
Assassins who appeared in the past 17 episodes
I see
That's a good number
Those people
Came on the show to make you laugh
And, the number of "OUT" hits was a surprise
Number of "OUT" hits in 17 episodes
hits
Number of "OUT" hits in 17 episodes
Hits
We'll have a quiz on the magnificent history of the Batsu Game
A quiz?
Aim to be a millionaire!
No Laughing History Quiz
Gaki Vegas
No Laughing History Quiz
Gaki Vegas
Rules
There will be a quiz from the 17 episodes of the No Laughing Series
Rules
They will be provided with 500,000 Heipo chips to bet
In the end the one with the most chips is the winner
This time,
Just your faces alone aren't enough...
It might be a bit rude
That's rude
This show started with us
Exactly
Why would you say that our faces alone aren't enough?
Everyone is old!!
Let's welcome our special guest, come on in!
So rude
We're not enough?
T/N: Fumino Kimura is a famous Japanese actress that has appeared in several movies and shows.
Fumino Kimura
Special Guest
Someone youthful
I see
Nice to meet you
Surely
She's got about three times the youth
Youth and beauty!
So you're a big fan of the No Laughing Series?
Yes
You don't feel that way at all right?
No no no
Oh you like the series? Then which part do you like huh?
When someone doesn't actually think that,
They cut off the conversation with a "yes"
Yeah that does happen!
Right
Up until now,
What left an impression on you?
Recently there have been a lot of actors that have appeared
True true
When the actors appear,
It's different from the usual faces I see
So I like that
That answer was
Very abstract
You said that so bluntly!
Ah really?
It's because you watched various things you could point that out
So bluntly
Let's get this show on the road!
Bring on the Ranking Quiz!
One, two!
Gaki Vegas!
No Laughing series
Past 17 episodes
Numerous assassins
It's you!!
Guess who made the gang laugh the most!!
Race of Assassins Who Got Laughs
Bus Joke Compilation
First, there are five entries for the No Laughing Bus segment.
The first entry is...
Youth High School
Thanks for waiting!
I've kept you waiting too long
Oh from last year
Director Muranishi
Tsuyoshi Kusanagi
No way!
How much did we laugh here I wonder?
What're you doing?
Those are some good expressions
This was definitely surprising
Very nice, very nice
It's been a while, having this kind of reunion
I told you: the one thing you can't do is come out here naked, man!
Have you forgotten that obnoxious thing you did
All those years ago?
Do you regret nothing?
I regret that
I might regret that TOO much
There's no way you regret it TOO much
From now on, I'd like you to use those to verify some things
Use Muranishi's usual conch shell and ask questions
I want to gape wide open the true nature of you two comedians
I remember this clear as day
This male actor
So, which are you:
Team Kusanagi?
Or Team Nakai?
Answer the director: 2 for Team Kusanagi 1 for Team Nakai
Which is it?
If you're Team Kusanagi,
Blow twice
Blow once for Team Nakai
What the hell?
What?
What the...?
The hell?
What is this?
Twice for Kusanagi
Once for Nakai
Blow into the conch, please!
That's really hard, though!
Please blow into the conch
Macchan?
Good! Nice! Nice!
I don't ge-
Tsuyoshi Kusanagi
T/N: Tsuyoshi Kusanagi is one of the members of SMAP.
How much did we laugh?
Bus Joke Compilation
The second entry is...
Right? We certainly laughed a lot
Hotel Employee
Mao Daichi
Hayashiya Mako
T/N: Mao Daichi is a Japanese actress. Here, she is imitating a comedian named Pako.
Oh my!
I remember Hosei, you were really into this
Couldn't stop laughing
This is from 11 years ago
Mako make a funny face!
No way
Mako make a funny face!
Mako shows off a funny face
Yama-chan, you laughed so much at this
She's good at making funny faces!
Yeah, they got me
Okay!
Tada!
T/N: She's imitating Antonio Inoki, a wrestler who is known for his severe underbite.
You alright?
Ya idiot!
Her funny faces are good
Shyeh~!
Idiot
We laughed quite a bit
Tada!
She didn't do anything!
That's enough!
Mao Daichi
Bus Joke Compilation
The third entry is...
Airport
Actually I'm thinking
About doing a duo now
A duo? Sounds good
Oh I remember this
A duo? Sounds good
My partner
Is actually coming
Could it be?
Heeey
Partneeerr!
It's them isn't it?
The Partner
Tatsuo Umemiya
T/N: Tatsuo Umemiya was a famous Japanese actor. He passed away in 2019.
Yep
Mhm
Just as I thought
I remember this
I definitely remember this
There's too many geezers here!
This guy's laugh lines are something else
The middle of his wrinkles are all rolled up
The woman who brought my sanity back in Ginza
T/N: Claudia is Tatsuo's wife, who is caucasian.
IT WAS CLAUDIA WITH THE BLUE EYES!
Wait
You think you sing so well, but
Your voice is too damn quiet!
Harsh criticism
Shall I
Slap you once?
I think it'd be better if I slapped you once
Pull yourself together
Think of the audience
I'm very sorry,
As a pro-
This is too much
Too much
Not good
He was pretty good!
This one was scary!!
Got my heart pumping
Lots of nervousness
Umemiya Tatsuo
He's a legend!
Bus Joke Compilation
The fourth entry in the Bus Joke Compilation is...
Treasure Hunter
Wait, what?
This must be...
This is...
We are Chidori, thanks for having us
Chidori
Pardon us, hello
We got hit a lot here
Right
That's right
I'm thinking of taking a trip
That's nice
Chidori tries their luck at original material
But I don't know how to make a reservation
That's easy, you just have to call them
Oh, really
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, so here, let's try calling
Beep boop beep boop beep
Ring ring ring
Hello, this is Kisuikan's
Head hostess, Hakubei
Whatever about your name, Hakubei
It's spelled with the kanji Shiro (白) and Taira (平)
I don't really care about the "Shiro" or "Taira"
That's a lot
I'd like to make a reservation for my family of three this weekend
Too many
Is that so? Then I'd like to confirm your reservation
Okay
Chiben Wakayama High School Baseball Club, 80 people
No, that's wrong!
Would you be interested in our all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet?
No, I don't need that!
Thank you very much!
Not ONE of those jokes landed
Because of your beads!!
T/N: He's referring the the Buddhist prayer bead bracelets.
That had nothing to do with it
They look like a wallet chain that hangs
From your back pocket
He wore them
Not like him
I really hate thwose!!
Nailed it
"Hate thwose??"
What the hell is "thwose"!?
We were so nervous
Chidori
Bus Joke Compilation
The last entry is...
Newspaper Agency
Hello?
Breach of manners: Talking on the bus
What?
Are you an idiot?
Hey hey, that's awful of you
Talking on the phone in a bus!!
Stop that
From the back, a middle-aged salaryman appears...
That's not cool
Seriously?
At the time, known as a victim of street violence
Shinya Owada
T/N: Shinya Owada is a famous actor, voice actor, and narrator.
I already told you to be quiet
Say it louder
Oh Akira!
Takeshi!
Somehow I've been caught up
With some weird geezer
Owada gets caught up with a delinquent for warning about manners
Oi, old man! What business you got wit Akira?
In a train, using a phone... I mean a bus
I'm saying that you can't use a phone
Shut up old man
Shut up with your damn blabbering!!
Come on old man!!
We were just discussing it
Discussing!?
I told you, just discussing!
What the hell is up with you!?
Let's stop this
Shut it stupid!!
I said shut up!!
You wanna have a go at it, huh?
Yeah, let's go
Let's go
Then... Follow me!!
Owada escapes!!
OUCH!!
Oh, ouch, ouch
Ow, ow, ow
He got got
Twisted his foot
His leg went limp!
It did! It did!
His leg went limp didn't it
That was scary
Then... Follow me!!
OUCH!!
Then... Follow me!!
OUCH!!
Owada Shinya
Out of the five, who got the most laughs?
Rules
Calculation is: times butts were hit = points
If all 5 hit at once: 5 points
Right
If one was hit that's one time
Got it
If all 5 were hit that's 5 times
When Daichi was on, Hosei was really into it
Tsuyoshi Kusanagi
Mao Daichi
Umemiya Tatsuo
Chidori
Owada Shinya
When Daichi was on, Hosei was really into it
I was, really
Yeah
I think she did well with
Just Yamasaki then
She earned her income just from Hosei
Basically, I like funny faces
Got it
It was blow after blow
It was Daichi's funny faces so I couldn't resist
That's irresistable
It was Daichi's funny faces so I couldn't resist
And Hamada, Umemiya's one
Right
That was a shock
Well, yeah, on that
Yeah it was
Koyabu was great
In that way
I'm amazed he actually did it
He was really talking crap
"Your laugh lines are all rolled up"
From this side
Never heard that expression before
Ridiculous
When Chidori was on we didn't laugh that much
We could see that you were really nervous
That's understandable
It's because there's a certain structure to these things
There's a nature to the work
Yes, the work
You don't have to follow
The rhythm of our jokes isn't just bam, bam
We make you laugh with a pop and then bang
That's our aim
At any rate Chidori is in the list
By the way I have a follow-up story
From Shinya Owada
Shinya Owada's Follow-up
Directors at drama shoots
Always tease me with,
"That was your funniest work, Shinya."
It made that strong of an impact
These are the members
Please bet, go ahead!
Who made them laugh the most?
Tsuyoshi Kusanagi
Mao Daichi
Umemiya Tatsuo
Chidori
Owada Shinya
Here it is
Here we go
Kimura, you're on number 1, Kusanagi
Number 1, yes
50,000 Heipo chips. Why him?
Yes
When I watched, I really liked Kusanagi's turn
So I worked up the courage and put down 50,000 Heipo
So you bet that much more
I worked up the courage
And Matsumoto you put down a lot, 100,000 Heipo
Well, it's the first round so I thought I'd go for it
And there was the shock of Kusanagi appearing
That's right
Owada's was
After he left the bus, so...
That was a big laugh
Hamada, you also went with Kusanagi
It was either him or Daichi
Three and up are nothing
Only 2 real choices
There are only 2 real choices but
If I went with Daichi, it's not so good, but Kusanagi's more recent
He had more impact like he just said
How about Hosei?
What a bet!
That's a huge bet! 200,000 Heipo
I have a ton of confidence
Because you laughed a lot?
Yeah, I laughed a ton, And it was really dense
Daichi's time was the shortest, But in that time it was going super fast
That makes sense
The amount is amazing
Definitely
Endo, you also went with Kusanagi
I did 100,000 Heipo
Ah, 100,000
I think we laughed at everything he did
He was basically perfect
And Tanaka
70,000
For Daichi
Everyone's focused on 1 and 2
Here are the results!
This is a fateful results announcement!
Starting now!
We don't need this
What's up?
Whether you are correct
I want to get this over with
Or out, you will be split between heaven and hell!
But you don't know that, since you haven't seen the results yet!
Do it already
Well then
The answer is...
That's how it was huh
Alright, here we go!
Go go go
No way
Seriously
Which will it be, Umemiya or Kusanagi? 1 or 3?
What a difference
There was that big of a gap?
The correct answer is number 1, Kusanagi
Kimura
Matsumoto
Hamada
Hosei
Endo
Tanaka
Hosei, this hurts doesn't it?
Didn't you go a little hard?
Did you see that!?
That hurts!
This is serious
This is bad!
This is pretty bad
We now have a large gap
Let me give an excuse for Chidori's performance
During manzai we don't stop
Our procedure was to not let the "DUN DUN!" stop the segment
Even if we laugh
Because we wanted you to laugh exactly
When we wunn you to, that's why it's only 10
"When we wunn you to," okay
I messed that up, of coursh
You're messing up a lot today
Seriously
Like it's wound up and tied with string
Unexpected Big Name Compilation
Next, those super-big people appear in...
The Unexpected Big Name Compilation
The first one is...
Enthusiastic Teachers
Doctor
Doctor!
This is the person
Introduced as the Madonna doctor
Hisako Manda
T/N: Hisako Manda is a famous actress. She also competed in the Miss Universe contest in 1978 to represent Japan.
Madonna Doctor
She was incredible
This is Hisako speaking
My manager went and got me a role,
On a New Year's Eve special program.
But when I looked at the details,
It was actually an unbelievably disgraceful job
It's not a disgraceful job...
This is Hisako speaking
Even though it's such a disgraceful job,
I only get about the same meager pay as Yaku Mitsuru
T/N: Yaku Mitsuru is a manga artist. His mangas aren't mainstream and his art style is more caricature-like. Because of this, he is probably not that successful.
She's got a lot to say
Hisako Manda
She really said a ton
Unexpected Big Name Compilation
Next is...
Youthful High School
Oh, it's last year?
Yes, last year
Yuki Amami
Superintendent
Plays Maya Akutsu in the drama "The Queen's Classroom"
T/N: "The Queen's Classroom" is a Japanese drama about Maya Akutsu, who is a stoic and strict teacher who punishes her students in unorthodox ways.
Yeah, she was great
Guys, this is Superintendent Akutsu, now, introduce yourselves
Hosei you start
Okay
Um, I'm Tsukite-
That won't be necessary
There's still more to come
I have already found out at least your names
Hamada's first girlfriend was
The girl with flowing hair, ABC-ko
How the hell?!?
It's from middle school
From middle school?
Do you know the rhythm of the samba?
Why??
Let's get excited for the new year, everyone!
HO HO HOI! HO HO HOI! Ba-dum bum!
That's enough
Exactly what is funny about that?
Yuuki Amami
Unexpected Big Name Compilation
The third person is...
What's this one?
Enthusiastic Teachers
Headmaster!!
He's making us all stupid
Here I am! Here I am! Here I am!
School Headmaster
Naoto Takenaka
T/N: Naoto Takenaka is a famous Japanese actor. Some of his works include The Way of the Househusband (live action), Nodame Cantabile, Samurai Gourmet, and more.
It made it in, here it is
This is pretty funny
Incredible
Uodada bish-bash tatataata
WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
Headmaster's Special Interview
What's with that?
What's your problem!?
There's no way we can not laugh at this
WHAT IS IT!?
What is he on about?
This isn't right. This can't be right
This was incredible
It's impossible to NOT laugh!
SIT DOWN NOW!!
There?
I know that already
All of a sudden
Don't mess with me, you fool!
I'm laughing and angry all at once
Takenaka Naoto
Unexpected Big Name Compilation
The last person is...
Airport
CA Trainer Appears
Oh, the CA Trainer
Yeah, I remember this one
CA Trainer
Keiko Takahashi
T/N: Keiko Takahashi is an actress who has appeared in several films like Chanto Tsutaeru, as well as TV shows like Tokugawa Ieyasu.
AHHHHHHHH!!
Oh, Takahashi, right
Matsumoto is holding it in
I'm Takahashi Keiko
Appearing on a damn variety show on New Year's Eve
Wearing a damn bondage outfit
Who the hell is it?
IT'S ME!!
You must be Tanaka
Has anything exciting happened lately?
No, well, just the usual...
NEVER MIND!!
He sleeps then gets up
He goes to work in his used Volvo
He gets a low pay
Secondhand Volvo
He eats a lunch box
He smokes cigarettes
He comes home, goes to sleep, and wakes up again
Again, goes to work in his used Volvo
WHAT A POINTLESS LIFE!!
She says such mean things
You two
You receive
You receive a damn big paycheck
Complaining that dramas are tiring
Or saying my knee hurts
Who do you think you are!
You sure are ugly, huh
That timing
YOU
DAMN PIG!!
She really lays it on
Then, I'll show you
Using her body to show must-do's for every CA
Keep your eyes open
I remember this, this was really somehitng
Are you serious?
Teacher, it's okay
T/N: "The Inugami Family" is a movie from 1976 with a remake in 2006.
INUGAMI FAMILY!!
She couldn't do it at all
Wait, wait
Teacher
Takahashi Keiko
Wow, this is really hard
Who of the four made them laugh the most?
Hisako Manda
Yuuki Amami
Takenaka Naoto
Takahashi Keiko
So, we have our four entries
Takenaka's raging waves tactic was incredible
Definitely
His numbers were, too
Yeah, they were
He was crazy
Exactly
This is hard
Yes it is
Yeah it is
We now have a follow-up story from Manda
Follow-up from Hisako Manda
The reaction I got after appearing
Was on a level I hadn't gotten since I was chosen
To be Miss Universe Japan.
Really, that far back?
That's amazing
At New Year's parties since then,
I always get requests,
"Please do the Hiroshi act for us!"
That sounds about right
Hisako Manda
Yuuki Amami
Takenaka Naoto
Takahashi Keiko
Kimura, do you have a particular one that sticks in your memory?
Amami being the commanding lead is what I like
T/N: Endo and Hosei end up doing the Samba Rhythm Ho-Ho-Hoi dance after the clip they showed of Amami.
The Samba Rhythm that the two does after that part
Rhythm
I love that part
Of course
Do you know what we do besides Samba Rhythm?
What do we do besides Samba Rhythm
There was another
You do Samba Rhythm with Endo right
Endo does Samba Rhythm, and Yamasaki does something else
I do Samba Rhythm
He does that
Ho-ho-hoi, right? Is that also Samba Rhythm?
Endo does that, right
That's Endo
And then Hosei does...
Then, one more
I think that is common knowledge
How sad!
No one remembers
Hosei's gag "Maa" was also performed
No one remembers this common knowledge
It's fine, totally fine
Because it's his gag right?
The gag "Maa"
Maa?
She doesn't remember it at all
Maa!?
You reacted like you've never heard of it
Nice parroting
We have a follow-up from Amami as well
Follow-up from Yuuki Amami
After appearing, I got praise
From Tomokazu Miura, who said
"Your part was the funniest."
I pretty much got a feel for doing it
So while I still have it,
Please let me have another go.
Why the hell?
"The feel for it"
By the way recently,
On another program Eiko Koike asked Amami
That happened
About the color of her nipples and she got really pissed
That would piss anyone off
There are some things you don't ask
I asked Koike about it, she said, Amami didn't reply to her for a while
She really was pissed
Sounds like she was pissed
That'll happen
All right everyone, who got the most laughs? Go ahead and bet for their number please
Who made them laugh the most?
I think this is gonna be hard
This is hard
Feeling unsure about this
This is hard
There's gonna be a split here
Hisako Manda
Yuuki Amami
Takenaka Naoto
Takahashi Keiko
Matsumoto bets 100,000 Heipo on Takenaka
Hamada bets 100,000 Heipo on Amami, right
Yes!
Hosei also bets on Amami for 50,000 Heipo, right
Yes!
Endo bets on Takenaka, 50,000 Heipo, right
Yes!
Tanaka bets on Takenaka...
60,000 Heipo
Really cutting it fine there
You gotta go for it more!!
Your betting style is like a used Volvo
Shut it! Hey! Hey! That's rude
New ones go for 10 years right?
I'm betting 60,000 Heipo
Oh, Kimura, are you confident?
Kimura, are you confident?
Yes
100,000 Heipo on Yuuki Amami
Since I remember laughing until my sides hurt
Aha
Okay then, here is the correct answer
Are you all really okay with your picks?
You can't change your answers, since there's a time limit
Anyone who wants to change their choice raise your hand, nope, you can't
You can't change! Okay, please take a look
The correct answer is...
If you had to say which one?
I'm feeling that the two in the middle are gonna battle it out
I think that'll be the case, yes
How will Takenaka do
Yes! Yes! Yes
Darn it!
Let's go!
Boo-yah!!
All right!
She blew the others out of the water!
The clear winner
And by that much, too
The correct answer was Yuuki Amami with a commanding lead of 82 times
By that much!
And Takenaka was the worst?
Yeah, that was unexpected
It's like, he was going "aaahhh"
And just joking around by himself, right?
I guess so
We did laugh though
There weren't many breaks between hits
Right, exactly
There wasn't really a story behind it
Oh, that makes sense
This is risky
Kimura
Matsumoto
Hamada
Hosei
Endo
Tanaka
Yay!
Kimura and Hamada
I should have gone for it a little more...
Hosei, this was it. You could have made a comeback!
Yeah
Exactly
The next question is about extra scenes
Extra Scenes Compilation
Put in your answer, go with your gut and bet
You must enter an answer, not their ranking
So keep that in mind when watching!
And here we go Gaki Vegas!
Extra scenes
These famous extra scenes also happened! The first one is...
Science Lab
Welcome
Excuse me
There he is
Party of one? Come on over to the counter
Jimmy Onishi
Yes
I love him
I love Jimmy
Jimmy was made to drink a lot of alcohol at a bar and slept like a log
I remember this
Late night drunk awakening experiment begins
To this sleepy Jimmy,
Ohhh this one
We performed late night drunk awakening experiment
This was such a good one
Waiting for Jimmy to fall into a deep sleep...
Woof
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
No way, definitely no way
Right?
Woof
This is not even a noise human makes
Drunk Sleep Study Responsiveness Test 1
How will he respond to electric shock?
This was so abnormal
He just won't wake up
Switched ON
It's still so funny after seeing it so many times
Let's try increasing the power
Yeah, even after this many times
This was just so good
Drunk Sleep Study Responsiveness Test 2
What kind of reaction will there be with triple the number of shock pads?
Ohh this
Switched ON
Well this happened
Plus he's drunk
Daisuke was very scared here
Science Lab
And we have this scene from 4 years ago
He couldn't for two to three days
Unprotected after all
That's true
Ohh this
Yeah this happened
Astro Boy
T/N: Astro Boy is a manga about a robot boy made by Tezuka Osamu, "the Godfather of manga."
He always comes in with a bad mood
He's always like that
Big brother Atom, so you were here!
I picked this up
Uran-chan?
Uran-chan, you picked something up?
Uran-chan was so naughty
I picked this up
You picked that up?
Why are you afraid of me?
WA HA HA HA HA...
Uran-chan, eh?
What's going on? What's happening?
A trick bag containing the voice of Hosei
W-wait, just wait a moment
AAAHHH!!
If the bag is pressed, Hosei gets an OUT
Uran-chan?
You can't do that, your big brother...
Yeah
WA HA HA HA HA...
Watch out!
He was for real
He was really trying to catch her
Uran-chan, you can't...
Yeah he was really trying
Because your big brother...
...it hurts your big brother
You can't do that
AAAHHH!!
You can't press it
AAAHHH!!
You can't press it
Why is Big Brother so angry?
Big Brother
I hate you!!
URANNN
Treasure Hunter
And this is a scene in the preparing room
Hey, Endo, why don't you sing a little for us?
Sing?
What kind of song should I sing?
Honestly, anything is fine
Beating out on the asphalt
Dragonfly (Nagabuchi Tsuyoshi)
The sound of my steady steps
To stay true to myself
That's all I've ever wanted
I see people acting like they're somebody else
Matsumoto joins in
I count the nights that I can't stand to go on
Trapped in the inescapable darkness
This is a good face
Even today, I only pretended to sleep
So much that I could die
Yup I lost it here like that
I wondered who would join in
It would suck if too many joined in
And in the end
Earth Defender
Food Improvisation Singing Contest!
Praise
Compliment
Food Improvisation Singing Contest!
Yes, yes, yes
This was seven years ago!
Yeah!
This was really funny
Cuisine Lyrics Exchange Rule
Shinagawa chooses one of the five to
Sing about the food written on the card shown
Rules as follows: Shinagawa shows a card to one of the five
And they must praise the food in a song
Designated person follows the melody
And improvises a song introducing and praising the food
They must sing about the food in a melody
And compliment the food in that song
This was so difficult
Singing along to: "Sacchan's Melody"
Sacchan's real name is Sachiko
But because she is small she calls herself Sacchan
How cute, Sacchan
Next will be "Sacchan's melody"
Sacchan's real name is Sachiko
But because she is small she calls herself Sacchan
How cute, Sacchan
Hosei-san, let's go. Music start!
Sacchan
Subject
Twice-Cooked Pork
Twice-cooked pork is meat and soup put together
It works my tongue a lot you're very cute pork
"It works my tongue a lot"
Just say "the taste"
Matsumoto-san music start!!
Sacchan
Subject
Chocolate Croissant
Choco Croissant has chocolate in it and I love it but it's expensive
So I can't open my wallet for it too often you're so expensive -oissant
What the hell?
He's been completely dragged by the rhythm
This was a "Oh Yeah!!" moment
He's not complimenting it at all!
Are you ready, Hamada-san?
Hamada's challenge
Next is Hamada, can he praise it well?
Sacchan
Subject
Shanghai Fried Noodles
Shanghai Fried Noodles!
It specifically says Shanghai, so...
There it is!
It has lots of vegetables and drips with gravy but some people like it
I've never seen Hamada like this
And some people dislike it ha~ there is division, I like it. Shangai
This is a song for traveling in Shanghai
Shanghai is a place, A PLACE!!
Flying in the sky, the city is flying, pierces through the clouds becoming a star
Fan the flames, tear through the darkness, the super city comes soaring in
TOKIO TOKIO while embracing the two of us, TOKIO TOKIO is flying in the sky
Theme Song
Sawada Kenji
Praise to the Melody
Famous Detectives
After that
Flying in the sky, the city is flying, pierces through the clouds becoming a star
It's TOKIO
I remember it was so hard
It's so fast
This is nostalgic
Fan the flames, tear through the darkness, the super city comes soaring in
So fast
Oh it's here
TOKIO TOKIO while embracing the two of us, TOKIO TOKIO is flying in the sky
This is long
This part, here
This part's so good
This part, it'd be great if you could make your song really good here
Theme Song
TOKIO
Sawada Kenji - 1980
Hamada Masatoshi
First is Hamada. Can he keep up with the faster tempo?
Subject
Music Start!
Pork cutlet rice bowl
Pork cutlet rice bowl!
Pork cutlet rice bowl
There is pork cutlet, the coating is sealed with egg, the pot is... Uh... It's there
What's it, what's it, whaaat is this? What, what is this? Pork cutlet rice bowl,
What even is this?
Come on, hurry
This is pork cutlet rice bowl bowl
Open the door, open it
Get the hell out, get out
This is an out, right?
OUT!
Yes!
What are you doing??
Theme Song
TOKIO
Sawada Kenji - 1980
Matsumoto Hitoshi
And then it's Matsumoto's challenge! How will he fare?
Music Start!
Subject
Kitsune Udon Fried Tofu Udon
T/N: "Kitsune" means "Fox" in Japanese. In traditional folklore, it is said that the fox spirits love eating fried tofu, which is why fried tofu udon is called Kitsune Udon.
Kitsune Udon!
I haven't eaten it! Last week too! Last week Tuesday I didn't eat it!
Fox. The fox's... Wife, I will go to the town they live in
Oh my
What is he doing..?
This again
The town the wife and the fox will live in. Let's live with foxes!!
OUT
That's what happens, right?
So embarassing...
Wait, let's take a photo together!!
Together?
Song
Great Mysterious Adventure!
Hosei Tsukitei
Then we have Hosei's challenge during the Great Prison Break season
Prison
Let's begin
Music start!!
Great Mysterious Adventure!
Subject
Salt grilled saury
Salt grilled saury!
Let's eat! Salt grilled saury! There's so much fat on der~
Let's eat! Salt grilled saury! There's so much fat on there~
What an idiot
This is the worst
If there's so much fat on it, oh yeah, now is the time for salt grilling~
Hosei did so good here
That was the hook
Yes
Theme Song
Astro Boy
Hamada Masatoshi
Next is Hamada
Really? I don't remember anything about this part
From here, we have questions for you
Question?
What? Question?
I don't remember it here
Please remember this
Music, start!!
I don't recall a single thing
Astro Boy
Subject
Fried Rice
Fried Rice!
Fried rice, potstickers, or sweet &
Sour pork, which is my favorite?
He's bringing up other dishes
You must be kidding me
What was it?
Here is the question: What did Hamada sing after this?
What did he say?
What?
Question:
What did Hamada sing?
Fried rice, potstickers, sweet & sour pork
Which one is my favorite???
And here's the question
What did Hamada sing after that?
Write it down, please
I wonder...
What was it?
This is hard
It's too hard
Hamada's got an advantage
That's right, it's not fair
I bet you're right
I mean, he said it himself...
I sang it, that's true, but...
How many years ago was that?
It's from 6 years ago, No Laughing Prison, 2014
Did I say it in a weird way?
Let's say you said something out of your character...
No
Out of character...
I think I got it
Maybe me too
Let's reveal your answers, starting from Tanaka
Alright
Let's see
I thought of something he wouldn't say
"Which one do I like the most?"
"Little me has no clue"
I see, it's something like this!
Exactly, there's no way he would say that
I never heard him say it...
Alright, it's up to you, Kimura
I mean, you're not wrong
Let's see, Kimura
That's Chinatown's hot steel plate
"A Chinese restaurant's hot grill"
"A Chinese restaurant's hot grill"?
That's Chinatown's hot steel plate
Makes sense, it's potstickers, fried rice and sweet & sour pork
They're popular Chinese dishes, makes sense
I can see that
Your turn, Matsumoto
I feel like I took a completely different direction
So, "which one do I like the most?"
"Of course it's my wife!"
Of course it's my wife
He'd never say that
I mean, it's because
It was right after he had an affair
T/N: Hamada was revealed to be having an affair with a gravure idol in 2014. He made a public apology and his wife forgave him.
Right after that?
Yeah, that's why
I see
For his image, huh?
You could almost hear his intentions
Yeah, that's right
I don't think it's any of those yet,
Maybe I'm wrong with mine too...
Let's see your answer
"I try to ask myself"
I try to ask myself
Yes, it was something like that!
Yeah, that's it!
"Ask myself," yes!
It's not something you'd say
I mean, Hamada
"I try to ask myself"
Yeah, that's right, it was something like this
"Ask myself", that's it
50,000
100,000
200,000
30,000
20,000
50,000
100,000
200,000
30,000
20,000
Hamada's answer is worth 200,000 Heipos
Now,
Is that it?
Let's reveal the answer
Alright, people, here it comes
You don't have to say that
You're absolutely right, let's go!
Answer:
Here's the answer
Astro Boy
Subject
Fried Rice
Fried rice!
Fried rice, potstickers, or sweet & sour pork, which
Is my favourite? I tried to ask it to myself
He's naming other dishes!
Incredible!
But when I go to a Chinese restaurant, I always order my
Beloved fried rice!
I'm surprised I remembered it
His voice sounds funny too
Not bad at all
I really don't like how other dishes made an appearance!
I agree
That's not fair
But the most annoying part was "I tried to ask myself"!
That's right
His old geezer aura is really incredible!
Answer:
"I try to ask myself"
The answer was:
"I try to ask myself"
Kimura
Matsumoto
Hamada
Hosei
Endo
Tanaka
Nicely done
That was perfect, Hamada
Thank you
"I tried to ask it to myself", that's exactly it
He clearly remembered it
But it was a hard question, wasn't it?
Really hard
Yeah, right out of the blue
Who do you think is the best at this?
The best at this? It's hard for all of us
I see, I see
I see, there's no answer, then
You're glaring at us, Matsumoto
You can't do this, right, Kimura?
Of course she can't
She's not looking
Are you okay, Kimura? And you, Daigo?
Everything alright?
Yeah, and you, Daigo?
The song was...
No, I'm not good at this and I don't remember, but that's not what I'm saying
What we're doing today...
There it is!
Sacchan is ready
Here comes Sacchan!
Thank you so much
Give me a break, we showed so many funny moments!!
Sacchan!
It's the same as before
Come on...
Really, the same exact thing
It's the same
I agree
It's the same situation as before
Really
It's time to show you a perfect one
Really!?
If you please
Kimura, feel free to choose a topic
Sounds good
Some food
Food?
Let's go
Praise
Chidori's Daigo
Sing a song to praise the food
So, it's time for Daigo to sing a song
Chidori's Daigo
Sing a song to praise the food
Oh boy...
So, it's time for Daigo to sing a song
Sacchan
Subject
Daigo
Topic, please
Sushi
The ingredients are on the top, the rice is balled up, with a bit of wasabi
I can see the capabilities of the chef, but the sushi portion is
Lacking by this much, sushi
Let's stop this
I had enough
The worst part is when I can't even decide what part was the worst
For a second, I thought I was even doing great!
Now you know
I agree
That's right
Hey, Daigo
Show us your armpit
Check this out!
That's unbelievable
Daigo!
That's too much sweat
It's all in there
Holy crap
His armpit sweat is covering his whole body
As soon as I said "sushi", it erupted
We can't end it on this note
It gets weird even if you don't intend to
That's right
That's exactly it
Now I know it's impossible
You beside him, it's your turn
Yeah, Nobu should
W-Wait, please don't make me
Maybe he can
We should end this with his sweaty armpits!!
It's really hard, Nobu
Come on
Alright, give me a topic
Thanks!
Sacchan
Subject
Nobu
Sweet & sour pork
Sweet & Sour pork
Such a thick sauce, over awesome pork, so dismembered!
Alright folks, here's the pork party! How are we gonna eat it?
Pour some vinegar'n'bell peppers and yo!
What the?
The melody changed!
Why did it suddenly became a musical?
The sweet & sour pork...
It's like, the Disney version of sour & sweet pork
Let me buy this whole footage, I'll pay you 1 million!!
Time's up for Kimura, our guest
Yeah, that's it
Unexpectedly, she has to leave
Isn't she going to stay with us?
They told me there's something I can't see here, so...
Stop, say no more!
How was it, Kimura?
I wish I can come back here as someone
To make you laugh in the future
Please, do
An assassin, huh?
Counting on you, then
Take care
Thank you for having me
Leaving early for reasons
Alright then, Kimura
Alright Kimura, thanks
Come on
I'm scared now
What does that mean?
Thank you for coming
This can't mean anything good
Thanks for coming
And now, folks...
We have another group of guests, please come here!!
Ah, is that so?
Ryuhei Ueshima
Tetsuro Degawa
It's Ryuhei Ueshima and Tetsuro Degawa
That's gotta be it, then...
Thanks for coming here
Now I get it...
Those two came here, and so...
That's right
As you know, when Ueshima and Degawa
Are in the same room, it's bad news...
Stop it
It's a fact
Did Kimura's agency forbid her to meet us in real life?
She actually wanted to stay here
Yeah you know, policies and stuff
I see, nothing we can do here
When we passed her by,
She didn't even look at us...
No way that's true
You gotta be kidding me
A recurring event since 2011: Body Challenges Corner
Since 2011, they hosted a recurring event
A physical challenges corner with fellow comedians
Putting their bodies on the line: the legendary duo
They're not yet ready to lose to young comedians,
That's how they became legends, putting their bodies on the front line
Hot crepes
This is going to hurt!
Hot crepes
This year
This year...
However...
This year...
We've been told by the staff
That we can't do that this year,
'Cause we would end up being in close contact
Makes sense
I see
So we're doing it here, just the two of us
T/N: "Kohaku Uta Gassen" is the most popular New Years Eve TV special, followed by the Batsu.
For us, this show is our personal
Kohaku Uta Gassen!
Is that so?
That's right
I mean, it's being ten years!
Is it that important?
If we can't do it,
We can't end this year, you know!!
That's right, it's really important
So, what do you want to do this time?
That's right
Of course, what we wanna do...
It's a scrotum tug of war
It's a tug of balls
I have no idea what they said
Tug of what?
Their unison voice didn't work at all
What's that?
A tug of war with our balls
Ah, with your balls?
And what should we do by watching it?
You don't have to bet anything here
We don't?
It can happen in a real casino, you know
Like, an unknown singer shows up or such
Is that what we're going through?
Kind of
What the?
An unknown singer!?
It's like going to Okinawa and
T/N: BEGIN is a popular Okinawan pop band.
Someone you don't know starts singing BEGIN
That's not it!
I can tell you're being rude here!
That's not what we are!
I mean, it's something an actress can't see
That's right, Kimura just left
So you'll do something that will be that exciting
That's right
Bring that thing out already!
What is it?
We gotta do this, or else the year won't end
I mean, you're right
It's their "Kohaku"
Check that out
We're ready for this
Say Tecchan, you gained weight again, didn't you?
Alright!
Let's do this
Bring it!
They look like small sumo wrestlers
Daigo!
Pinch it on my dick... Um... I mean, balls!
He has no idea what he's saying
Is that how it works?
Placing clothespins on their scrotums for a
Tug of war match
Nobu
Yes?
You do the same
Sure, got it
Pinch my balls properly
On your balls, you say...
Yeah, pinch 'em for good
This is gonna hurt
Make sure it's on there good
This is quite tight though, eh?
Ow, that hurt!
It's like a threeleaf arrowhead.* It's all hardened
T/N: Similar to the water chestnut. Often a part of Japanese New Years cuisine
What...
Those things that all of Japan will be eating tomorrow
That's right
It's shrunken up
And looks like one of those hot stones you put in a tsukemen.*
T/N: A variant of ramen where the noodles and the soup are served separately
Right then, here we go
Here we go
Yup, okay
Ow ow ow
There we go
It's on
You haven't even tried to-- you haven't touched my sack once
That's not good, Daigo. You got to do it properly.
Daigo!
But, I mean, the sack...
Nobu did mine properly and touched mine
It's like he's dealing with something so dirty
You haven't touched it even once
Your left one is insane, you know?
What do you mean?
The size of your left one genuinely worries me.
It's so different to the right one.
The left one is massive!!
No no no...
It must be tough for you to walk, no?
No. Put it on, properly
Right, here we go, here we go
Here we go
Here it comes
Yes
Right, here we go then
Tug of War with Balls
START!
Don't lose!
Come on!
Ouch ouch ouch
This has to hurt...
Don't lose now...
Give it up now
Ow, ow
Wait a second, hey!
Come to the red line!
It's tug of war!!
That's not the point of this game...
Are you an idiot?
The point of this game isn't to get to the red line...
That's right
Who would be the winner that way?
Ow ow
Hey Nobu
This battle is going nowhere
Yes
Go bring 'that' in
Oh, go get that...
This?
1L Plastic Bottle
Do you mean this?
Yep, that's the one!
Seriously
What are you gonna do with that?
Put it on
Are you serious?
Wow wow wow
Here I go then
Yes
Ready, set
I'm actually... fine
I'm fine
The ringing of the bell...
I'm fine
That bell was for your lives in show business
Not yet
No, they still got it...
When the night view becomes beautiful
12 hours in
They say a certain game tournament at the hotel is held
Game Tournament
The 5 are told to change into track suits and arrive at the venue
Right guys
This is...
This is the venue of the game battle held by the hotel
Game Battle?
From here, you can laugh
But you can't lose at the battle no matter what. Ok, go
He's like "Ok, go"...
What's with that?
Huh?
Hello
Chihara Junior
Game Master
I've got a really bad feeling about this
Beat the Gaki Team!!
Supplanting Game Battle
Right, so here we are
I'd like to introduce your challengers
The guys you'll be going up against are...
These guys, come on in!
7th Generation Comedian Team
EXIT & Amefuri Myojo & Miki
The 7th Generation Comedian Team!
All right!
Hold on a second!!
Here we go, what is it!?
What is it?
Your jerseys are way too stylish
Stylish jerseys produced by EXIT
All right!
Ours don't even have pockets!!
Your opponents are the Gaki members, what are your thoughts?
Honestly, it's going to be easy, right?
Whatever the contest, we will win
They're all just old men anyway
What?
You're all just old men, right?
You really can't hear me at all?
I thought you were saying something really funny, but when I heard it
I realised it was pretty basic...
Don't fall for their trap, man
He's trying to provoke us
6 on your team
Gaki Team
5
Members
7th Gen
6
Members
You guys have 5, so
You're at a disadvantage, obviously
So we've called in a strong addition for your team
It's this person, come in!
Momota Kento
Badminton World Number 1
Amazing!
That is strong
As of December 2020
Badminton World Ranked Number 1 Momota Kento
Known for one of the world's fastest smashes
What speed roughly is it?
(Initial speed) about 400 km/h
400!?
400km/h apparently!
None of you have seen that live, right?
Of course not
You would love to see that live, right?
Yes, we do!
So we would like you to experience it live. Please watch this video
Experience?
Momota Kento's
Badminton World Number 1
Smash Challenge!
We weren't told about this
The other will stand over a Dick Machine
One person from a chosen duo will stand With a paper balloon on his head
Huh? What?
And then Momota will hit a super high-speed smash!
Wait, that's super dangerous!
Momota hits a smash at the balloon! Hit it within 2 shots → CLEAR
If he misses his 2 shots → Other person gets the Dick Machine treatment
Wait wait...
What is it?
Did we do something wrong?
He came all the way down for this
You're gonna have to do this, again?
The World Number One
Badminton player's smash - don't you want to see it live?
Uhuh...
I mean, yeah but...
Momota picks the duo who will face the challenge
Momota, you little shit
It's Cocorico
Cocorico will take on the challenge
Right, then!
He's way too happy
Right, just setting up
Endo -> Paper Balloon
Tanaka -> Dick Machine
This is scary
I don't want to do this
What is gonna happen
Right then, let us proceed
Here we go!
Seriously, is this safe?
This is terrifying
Oh man!!
That was terrifying
What happened just now?
You moved
I didn't move
You can't move
That didn't hit
It didn't
So this is your last chance. Go ahead, Momota
This is scary
Please
This is terrifying
I am so sorry!
Which means!!
Shared responsibility Dick Machine punishment!
What the hell is this?
What the hell is going on?
Seriously, what is this!?
What is going on?
The first battle will be the "Classic Pose" competition
Gaki vs 7th Generation
Do the same classic pose!!
Here we go...
Subject
Takeda Tetsuya
Think up and do a pose from the given subject
Okay
This will be hard
If it's Takeda-san, we could do it...
Everyone does the same pose → CLEAR If they don't → Dick Machine
I see
Okay
Do the same classic pose!!
First up The 7th Generation Team
Here we go!
You can make it hit harder for these guys, since they're young
They all hit hard
You old men
Won't use them anymore so it's fine
That's why they're precious to us!
We use them, too
We don't use them that much, so come on
Then it's fine!
Right then, here we go. Of course, you guys
Have been on TV shows with each other
We got this
You know each other, right?
It's all about teamwork
Let's have them match poses
Let's make it perfect, guys
Your first subject is
Gold Medalist
Gold medalist?
Gold medalist??
Right then, here we go
Go for the most obvious one, guys!
Subject - Gold medalist
A classic pose by a gold medallist
Match poses!
This is an easy one
Surely we got this?
Which means...
No good!
Wait, what!?
What!?
I see...
First, Seiya
Yep
That's a medal and you're...
Biting
Biting the medal
Obviously
Biting
What the hell is that?
I was doing Momota...
Momota
When he smashes
From badminton...
When you think of a gold medal, you think of Momota
Isn't that right?
No...
Maybe you overthought it?
Which means!
7th Generation Dick Machine Punishment
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Please, wait!
Oh no
Oh no!
I am so sorry!
Ow!!!
My balls!
This is bad
This is
My balls!
It rolled back a bit*
T/N: Referring to his foreskin
That's fine
Good for you
It rolled back a bit
Momota, your thoughts on the Dick Machine?
I am terrified...
It feels breezy
You are properly scared, huh? Let's get this
Let's get this
Your subject will be
Bronze Statues
Subject Bronze Statues
What!?
Right then, standby!
Eh?
Bronze statue?
Bronze statue, guys!
Right then, let's go
What?
Bronze statue, please
Bronze statue...
Please pose so it's clear for all
Bronze statue
Wait, what? Bronze statue?
Bronze statue?
Match classic poses!
But if you really think about it
Yeah if you think about it...
What!?
What?
What the hell!?
You're all posing differently
All of you are different
All of them!
Who are you?
The Golden Arrow Award statue
The Oscar?
Oscar
Oh, the Oscar
Oscar
That's so small!
That's not a bronze statue
That's not even a bronze statue
He's got the subject wrong
Statue of Liberty
Do people think of that as a bronze statue?
What about Matsumoto?
I'm the Buddha...
Buddhist statue
That's a Buddhist statue
A Buddhist statue?
That's a Buddhist statue
Wait, hang on...
The subject is bronze statue
Matsumoto, that's awful
So you had a Buddhist statue
Awful
Ninomiya Kinjiro*
T/N: Statues of Ninomiya Kinjiro are common in Japan
Ninomiya Kinjiro
Yes!
Yep! Good one!
It's got to be, surely
It has to be!
And then?
The Thinker
Oh yeah
Okay, The Thinker
The Statue of Liberty
Statue of Liberty
2 of them did it...
And so...
Dick Machine!
Here it comes!
Wait, no! No!
No! No! No!
Oh man!!
That hurt so much!
Sakamoto Ryoma
Dr. Clark
Typical bronze statues
All right Momota
How was your first dick machine?
I didn't sign up for this...
That's true
I think the game's difficulty
Their first one was easy
Was different...
It was the same
That's terrible of you to say
How many times are we gonna get hit
Whoa
That is
All dependent on you guys
If you're all the same nothing will happen
We'll be together
If you're all the same nothing will happen
Let's be the same
Okay, here we go
The next theme is...
Subject Yoshimoto Shinkigeki
T/N: Yoshimoto Shinkigeki is Yoshimoto's comedy troupe theater.
What??
This is hard
A Yoshimoto Shinkigeki pose
There's gotta be something
Gotta be something
All right everyone
This is a hard one
Here we go
Let's do it
Do a typical Yoshimito Shinkigeki pose
Typical, right?
Here we go, here we go
All together
Let's ask
Kanechika what are you?
Nipple Drill
Hot Hot
Clapping Punch
Nipple Drill
Drill
Falling down
Falling down?
Falling down??
Falling down?
What is that?
That's Shinkigeki right
That means it's time for the
Dick Machine
Oh no
OWWW!!!
I got hit on the tip
The tip, the tip
It went in
Right on the tip
Falling down was really bad
Clapping Punch
Stupid Sakata
Kai-no
Typical Yoshimoto Shinkigeki Poses
Not falling down
Right
Did you think everyone was going to say "falling down?"
A gag, definitely
If it was a gag I thought we'd never match, there's too many legends
But if it's falling down there's only one...
What is falling down? I don't know what the hell you mean
No one is called "falling down"
Okay, here we go
This is your theme
Here it is
Subject: Figure Skating
Figure skating
This is doable
Oh, okay
Doable, okay
This is a lucky question
Do the one!
Do an easy pose okay
A typical figure skating pose
All together
I have no idea
Hamada doesn't get it either
This is simple
Do a clear pose
Oh, two of them
Good one
Good, good
Oh no
This is it
Okay
Ina Bauer
Hmm what?
Spinny spinny spinny spinny
Oh no
Dreadful
Dick Machine, go ahead
Really hurts
Honestly
Hamada
This was a totally free question
What was that
What pose did you do?
What did you do?
What was this again?
Spinny spinny spinny spinny
The decision to do spinny spinny was really quick
Spinny spinny without hesitation
has an unexpected tragedy
That 7th generation guy
Up next
In the next game all 6 have to succeed in a row
Gaki vs 7th Generation
All 6 Succeed in a Row!
All 6 Succeed in a Row!!
Each attempts a simple problem anyone can do
If all 6 succeed in a row they are CLEAR!!
Okay everyone,
You will attempt simple problems anyone can do
If all six in the group can do the problem in one go, you've cleared it
If even one person messes up along the way it's collective responsibility
All six get the Dick Machine
Oh no
Is it always going to be the Dick Machine?
I'm going to be a stickler about it
The sack is the worst part, it gets swollen...
The sack gets inflamed and it's really bad
Please stop
I beg you
How badly do you want it to stop?
I really
really want it to stop
You have to stop doing rakugo!!
stop doing rakugo!!
Chono?
He got slapped
What kind of put-down was that
Next, the Gaki team will try "All 6 Succeed in a Row!!"
E.T. By Yourself
What's that
What is it
From hands outstretched
If you can touch your pointer fingers together without bending your arms you are CLEAR
Without bending the arms
You succeed if you can touch your pointer fingers together
Don't do it
Don't do it okay
I don't get it
If your fingers don't meet you are OUT
However
If your fingers don't meet
I can do that
If you are too slow you are OUT
Or if you are too slow, you are OUT
We can do something this simple
That's right
I can do it
You only have to touch the fingertips of your right and left hand
We're making fun of this
But my partner hasn't said a word
Why hasn't he said anything?
The sense of uneasiness is brutal
Okay here we go
Our first person
Momota tries E.T. By Yourself
That's right
That's fine
It's the most basic
If one person messes up then it's all no good?
You're OUT then
Well
Momota if you mess up it's all over!!
it's all over!!
Oh no
Oh no...
You gotta do it right!!
Don't pressure him
100% having the opposite effect
What a bad leader
Here we go with E.T. by Yourself
Momota go ahead
Momota succeeds
How quick
Good job
Here we go
That's right
Muscle boy let's go
Who you calling muscle boy eh
Muscle boy
Matsumoto Muscle Boy... go for it!
Matsumoto tries E.T. By Yourself
Matsumoto Muscle Boy... go for it!
Slow slow slow slow
I'm not slow!
I'm not!
Did you even watch E.T.!!
E.T. did it like this!!
Hang on
He fine-tuned it
His speed was slow
Hey, we're on the same team
He doesn't want to do it
Whose side are you on?
Sorry
Matsumoto tries E.T. By Yourself again
I wasn't trying to be slow
Quickly and directly
Can I do it like this?
Yeah that's fine
E.T. By Yourself, go ahead
That's so slow!
That's slow
So damn slow!
Safe
That's no good
Matsumoto barely succeeds
Just barely OK
Let's go
Hamada let's go
This this this is the guy
Do it speedily
Who said "this is the guy"
I didn't
Hamada tries E.T. By Yourself
Hamada
Go for it
We're counting on you
Out
You were shaking
It's rehabilitation!
Oh seriously
You're an old man
An old man
This stinks
Dick Machine
Dick Machine, go ahead
Too scary
Something changed
This was made overseas
All 6 Succeed in a Row!!
The 7th generation will try next: All 6 Succeed in Row!!
DVD Catch
DVD catch
On the edge of a desk, a DVD placed half off
A DVD is placed half off the edge of a desk
Flip from below and catch with the same hand to CLEAR
Flip the DVD from below
Flip from below and catch with the same hand to CLEAR
If you catch it before it falls on the floor, you are clear
This is easy
How is it? Hard?
It's hard
You have to catch with the flipping hand right
Here we go
From Kanechika
Kanechika tries the DVD catch
Starting with me okay
Kanechika we're counting on you
Okay
You can do it
I can do it
Let's try and win
Here we go
DVD Catch... Go ahead!!
Be calm!
Kanechika it's all right
Kanechika fails
Kanechii!!
Lame!!
Super lame!!
Kanechika that's no good
You have to clench it skillfully
But just now Matsumoto
Actually you were out but I let it go right?
About three times...!
Actually you were out but I let it go right?
You did, yeah
That's right
Stop!!
Stop that!!
It was the first try so...
That one doesn't count
Don't mess up, now we're equal
Kanechika tries DVD Catch again
Here we go
It's surprisingly hard
Kanechii, go ahead with DVD Catch!
Here we go
Please dude
Pressure's building
You can do it
This is so hard!
Like that!
That's it!!
You're clear
Kanechika succeeds
Clear
It didn't fall
Okay Rintaro
Rintaro tries DVD Catch
Go for it
This is impossible
No it isn't
Let's keep this rolling
It ends here
Oh man oh man
Okay Rintaro go ahead with DVD catch
This is hard
Oh man
That sucked, Rintaro
Safe!
He's okay
That was pretty ugly
Was this okay?
Rintaro succeeds
Nice
If that's gonna happen the Dick Machine is better right
Hurts more than any punishment
And you broke it, look
It's completely broken
This calls for the Dick Machine right
Here's a new one
It's filthy
Gross
They found it laying around nearby
An old school desk has appeared!
If you break the next table it's over you know
Here we go
Don't break it
Don't break the table
Asei tries DVD Catch
Go ahead with DVD Catch
It's super low
Really low
Yep!
That was horrible
No, no, no, no
Asei fails
Wait, wait, wait
Which means
Dick Machine
Dick Machine!
Scary, scary...
I don't want this!
I don't want this!!!
This is crazy, this is crazy
Hey
Matsumoto do you mind showing us how it's done?
Go show them!
The superstar!
Okay, now, let's go!
Matsumoto's DVD...
Hold up!
If I don't get it what's gonna happen?
It will get super lively
What the hell
Super lively
This is so risky
You guys will get the Dick Machine again
What?!
Let's do this
Why?! What?!
Okay, then
Okay, if you mess up...
Matsumoto PASS
Matsumoto FAIL
7th Generation Team Dick Machine
Gaki Team Dick Machine
Wait! Hold up!
That's crazy!
It's only him, right?
If it's just him, he gets it!
If that's the case why the hell am I doing this?
Matsumoto DVD Catch Challenge
Okay, let's go
You weren't even trying dude
You just flipped and stuck your hand out
I'm putting on a show
That's why it's so funny!
In that case, then
Matsumoto gets the Dick Machine alone!
Only Matsumoto Dick Machine
That's crazy
Okay, stand by, please
Stand by, please
This is bad
It's really bad
Doing this by myself is so scary
It sure sucks
Dick Machine START
Just me is scary!
Super scary!
That looked bad
It looked super strong
Coming up next, the Final Destiny Game
Let's move on to the last challenge
The final challenge is
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors
Gaki vs 7th Generation
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors
The rules are easy!
Match the rhythm and make sure you lose the game!
Match the rhythm and make sure you lose to your opponent's hand
I see.
WIN or TIE and you're OUT!
If you win or tie with your opponent, you're OUT
BEFORE
AFTER
We'll keep going until one of the contestants loses
AFTER
BEFORE
Everyone in the team will have a turn, and if you lose you're eliminated
The chosen players continue until they fail. Everyone plays until one team survives.
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
It will gradually speed up
Momota won't lose, right?
Seiya
Momota
I'll be okay!
He's responsible
Here we go!
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
Momota fails
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
He ended up winning
It's harder than it looks
Let's keep it going
Momota
Endo
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors
START!
Endo, you gotta do it
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
Hold on
Endo fails
That's just habit!
From the start your rhythm sucked
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
After that,
The next loser was
Tanaka
Hosei
Tanaka
Hosei got eliminated, too
Four opponents in a row
Soshina feels unbeatable
Change him out!
Do something to convince him, please
Do something?
SWITCH HIM OUT
SWITCH HIM OUT I SAID
Do something
DO SOMETHING?
Do a funny gag to get him to switch
CHANGE, DON!
Quit doing Rakugo!
For real, then
Let's switch out, Soshina
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
Soshina moves to the end to wait his turn
Let's go, Seiya
Let's get started
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
Seiya...
Seiya fails
YES!!!
PLATOON!
T/N: Matsumoto is making a reference to the movie, Platoon.
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
So...
Kanechika
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
I wonder how Kanechika is
Let's go, let's go!
Let's start off with Matsumoto
BEFORE
AFTER
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
Let's go, let's go!
Good!
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
Yeah!
AFTER
BEFORE
What a super lame way to lose
Matsumoto fails
I lost like a normal everyday person!
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
So, the last one...
Let's go, captain!
Hamada
Matsumoto
Come up, Hamada!
Come knock everyone out!
Do it, please!
Do it, please
Alright! Then, let's go
BEFORE
AFTER
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors, Hamada START!
AFTER
BEFORE
Good!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
Good, good
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
Amazing!!
No way!
No way!!
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
It was him, right?
It was you!
Do it right!
Which one did that?
You put your hand out, right?
I did
Asei fails
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
Up next, his fight with Rintaro
Rintaro
Kosei
He beat Kosei, and evened the playing field
No way, no way!
No way!
At last...
YES!
I'VE MADE IT!!
Soshina, go!
It's time, it's time, it's time
Avenge us, really!
Gaki Team
Hamada
Matsumoto
Hosei
Tanaka
Endo
Momota
Seiya
Kanechika
Asei
Rintaro
Kosei
Soshina
7th Generation Team
DEFEATED
Hamada vs. Soshina's final battle
Hamada made it all the way here
Thank you very much
Look at this, please
I eliminated all of them
Yeah, but
The 7th Owarai Generation will be avenged by me
So cool!
Okay, let's go
Losing Streak Rock-Paper-Scissors START!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
That's it!
BEFORE
AFTER
Way to go!
AFTER
BEFORE
That's good!
Good!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
You're doing great!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
Hey!
That was a tie
The winners are, the 7th Generation Team!
WINNER 7th Generation Team
Which means
GAKI TEAM BATSU GAME
Everyone will take a wet tissue and
SLAP
Wet Tissue SLAP!!
One person from the losing team will have wet tissues
Thrown in their face in this embarrassing Batsu Game
The ones who messed up here were all of you!
You did well, right?
Matsumoto-san...
No no no hold on
It was you, right
If you think about it, it was Momota, right?
Wait, wait wait
You're wrong
Hamada or me? Who should it be?
Choose! Do a vote and majority wins okay?
Please plead your case to us!
I wanna hear that
Yeah, right?
I think you guys are super duper good
I love you guys
My daughter really likes all of you
Really, truly I'm always saying this...
I'm always saying this...
That's a little weak...
Hamada, what about you?
I mean, yeah, so
Later, wanna go grab dinner?
Thank you very much
What do you wanna eat? Let's start there
The Wet Tissue SLAP is going to fall on whose face?
If you vote for Matsumoto raise your hands
After this, Matsumoto SLAP!
You're really dunking them huh?
Properly
They're tissues so
Ok, let's go!
Wet Tissue SLAP!!
I can only do this if the tissue is wet
Please relax!
Once again!
Okay, okay
Good, good!
And with that, the 7th Generation team wins!!
7th Generation team wins!!
It went on beautifully
T/N: Okamoto refers to the current Yoshimoto Agency President and CEO, the agency all of the comedians here work for
I'll definitely tell Okamoto about this
13 hours in
After the battle, the five finally return to their room
Hotel basement hallway
Not knowing what awaits them...
Oh look at this!!
The contents of all drawers have been reset
The contents of all drawers
Have been reset
Same pattern again
They always make us do this more than once
I'm tired
Are you opening yours already?
Are we?
Please wait a sec
You're starting already
There is this letter in mine
Mysterious envelope
So Matsumoto gets the letter?
He hasn't checked the other drawers
I don't know
Oh is that so
Yes
A letter!
How about you, Hosei?
There was a letter
Shall I open mine?
Who knows what's in yours, Hosei
There's nothing written on the envelope
Hold on for a second
Nothing
Nothing!!
How about you, Tanaka?
Right from the get-go
Mysterious DVD
It's a DVD!
You were laughing your heart out
Let's be proper about that
Please stop with that
Hold on...
Let's
I said this
Let's stay on guard guys
I just said this
Let's watch the DVD
This is troublesome
This DVD thing again
In the last turn
Were your drawers empty, Hosei?
The queen of tele-shopping
Yes, there was
Oh, Ahn Mika
Ahn Mika
Presenter
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The classiness of the man will improve significantly
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Looks like a nice place
Handmade by professional craftsmen using traditional tailoring techniques
A one of a kind, the dream suit
This suit is not only good looking
It also has a great distinctive feature
Walking around the city, when all of a sudden
A Thai kick to your butt. Has this ever happened to you?
It must have, right?
Never happened to me
For such cases
Just by wearing this suit you can save yourself from the Thai kick!!
In fact, this suit
Is woven with the thread of Thai talisman dolls That have been used since ancient times
This talisman effect protects you from the Thai kickboxer
That's messed up
This suit is made from the best material, with the best craftsmanship
Sorry to tell you but this isn't cheap
The price you see on the screen
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Ahn Mika
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Tanaka, how much do you have?
14,000 Heipo
But they have a tie-up with Heipo Central Bank
Tanaka, you should give them a call
Oh yeah, he should
Wait a minute
Do I have to do this?
Well, the DVD was in your drawer
But they didn't say it's for me
They didn't, yeah
Regardless of that, you should give them a call
Yeah, you should
Why do I have to do this?
Because you got the DVD
You should call them and ask them, because I might buy one, too
Right
Not many among us can buy that, right?
250K Heipo, is it?
Right
Yes
It's not 25K but 250K, which is a lot of money
You have to borrow quite a lot
I have to borrow a lot
You could just borrow the whole 250K
This is the loan department of Heipo Central Bank's
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I would like to buy the Thai kick protection suit...
But I don't have enough money
Yes, sir
Could you loan me the money?
Yes certainly
Please sign on the loan papers at the time of product delivery
Ok
We'll deliver it with same day shipping
I'm trusting you with this
Pleasure doing business with you
Thank you very much
You're in luck
You were a bit
Pushy, weren't you?
I realize that
In the past I've had a very bad experience with tele-shopping
That is beside the point
I'm from Ahn Mika Shopping Channel
Ahn Mika Shopping Channel
Super quick delivery
This here is for Mr. Tanaka
Quick!
Excuse me, sir
That was quick!
Could you please sign here
That must be the suit
Signing the loan agreement
Should be it
He gets the loan with this
That was quick!!
Thank you very much, sir
Same day shipping. So convenient these days. Thank you very much
Thank you very much
Tanaka, why don't you
Go and change into it in the dressing room
Ok
The Ahn Mika shopping channel is so good
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It looks good
Looks like a proper item
Unlike last time
Right?
Yes
Is it heavy?
And it's a suit by Ahn Mika
I'm counting on this
You can wear that suit to the casino as well
Yes, exactly
That's true
That would actually be nice
I want a lip balm
The lip balm is...
It's 1000 Heipo
Buy me one!!
What!?
Hahahaa
I completely forgot we're on the show
Looked like it
Please go ahead
Such a waste
Oh!
What happened?
Matsumoto, hold on
Can you please show me your left hand?
That's your right hand, please show me the left
Please put the money in
So that's what happened
Hamada, can you tell him not do such things
That is not right
That has a bad influence on kids watching
The cheekiness of you for doubting someone's actions
It would be better to be proper about that
Sorry to have kept you waiting
Finally
Sorry to have kept you waiting
Finally
Thai kick protection suit
Looks good!!
Looks perfectly fine
Why the long face?
This is not good
Why?
It makes your shoulders look good
Looks good compared to anything in the past
This is awful
This is awful!
Thai Kick protection suit
Half suit with a missing back
How will this protect you from a Thai Kick?
I do not understand
The package said so, right?
This is awful
If you laugh you still get smacked
Yeah, of course
Oh, that's true
That's right
Thai Kick protection may work because of the mystic powers
Isn't this really awful?
It is!
Even his back is completely uncovered
Also, look at this
This terrible wedgie
Your butt is completely out there
Don't describe it like that
No way
Don't describe it like that
Hold on, I'm scared!!
AAAAA
This is terrible
This is terrible, Tanaka
Hosei's way of describing it was not cool!!
This is terrible
Hosei's way of describing it was not cool!!
I've never had it wedged in that much
You sounded like a child actor reading their lines
Please don't add on things like that
Please hold on, this seriously hurts. This seriously
That's true
If he keeps adding on things
AAAAA
This is terrible
This is horrible
Naked butt
Plus, you still have a big loan to repay
You can see the marks right there
Look and see if he's all right
This is painful
It's still better than a Thai Kick
Look at the swelling
That's what happens
Hosei was like this, too. It was even worse
True
Really!?
You can see the marks
He's only had two hits
You can see precisely two lines for two hits
You can see the marks
You can see the lines
This is...
Rough, huh?
Hold on a sec
This is quite bad
Oh, as time passes, it gets more...
Ahh, you're right
Don't make it twitch!!
Why is only the right cheek twitching?
You laughed again
Tanaka, don't laugh!
It's because you guys said all sorts of stuff
AAAHHHH
This guy is good!
That assassin is amazing
That was a hard hit
Yep
You really
Ought to rub something on it
That's true
Rub chapstick or something on it
Get first aid for the time being
Chapstick won't work
You gotta rub something on it, like chapstick
Chapstick won't work, I'm telling you
Something like vaseline right?
Yes
I just bought some so I'll do it for you
Seriously
We did that thing last time, didn't we?
We cooled it
Down with some ice
Cooling it down with ice is the best way
We have ice but...
Ice costs money right?
Ice isn't written on the list
Or will the ice hurt, like the last time?
Ha ha ha
What happened? Why are you laughing?
What happened?
It's fine, just lie down
Just stay like that
Lying down?
AAAHHHHHHH!!
Watermelon smashing
That was watermelon smashing
We saw a remarkable face!!
Aaah my ass...
Stay strong, Tanaka. He'll rub chapstick on for you
I'm gonna cool you down, I'm gonna put it on
Sorry, sorry
That's good
That's the love between a duo
We're in this together
It hurts!!
It hurts?
What was hurting?
It was too cold
You can see the round pattern from the heat
Put some chapstick on
This can't be used for lips anymore
Sorry about that
Yeah
This'll make it a bit better, with the menthol
Really?
Thank you
You don't need it cooled down?
No, I'll be alright
This had nothing to do with avoiding Thai Kicks
Yep, unrelated
That's true
Secret
What?
What's going on?
Can you take a look?
I was getting the deeper parts
How is it?
What's going on? Could you...
Whats going on?
Hamada came over for you
AAAAHHHH!!
It's much better now
Do you mind?
Thanks
No worries
How's that?
Wait, hurry up and take it out!
If you're gonna take it out, do it quick!!
I can't see the tip anymore, now
AAAAHHHHH!!
This is hell
For real
Seriously, it's really rough
He's making a super scary face
It's cause Endo didn't take it out quickly
Sorry, sorry about that
Sorry, Tanaka
Will you be able to sit at ZIP?
T/N: ZIP is a morning TV show that Tanaka is on
I can't in this condition
Is it ZIP or LIP, I can't even tell
Stay stronger, Tanaka. Don't laugh there
Please don't say that
Gotta stay strong, Tanaka
I'm sweating
I'm pouring sweat
AAAAHHHHH!!
You can do it
I'm taking it out
Please
One, two, three!
Three
Is there any poop on it?
No it's fine
Smell it Endo
Me?
It's alright, it's alright
Smell it
It won't smell
Come on
Cough
What the hell are you doing?
Yeah
Enough of this!
What is this?!
AHHHH it hurts! It hurts!
Let's wrap this one up!!
Any more of this is impossible, Tanaka
That freaking hurt
Tanaka, that's enough
Huh?
What's happening?
Breaking News:
Gaki Tsuka Breaking News
Entertainer Ahn Mika arrested for fraud
Of course
Of course!
This is not real news
Ahn Mika arrested! Unjust profit from suit sales
It has been alleged that the suspect, Ahn Mika, made illegal profits
By selling men's suits at high prices on her shopping channel
Despite the suits not being effective when used
Yep, definitely
Up until now there have been over 400 cases of fraud
There are over 400 cases of Ahn Mika's scams!!
400 cases
The police will continue to aggresively pursue her other cases
Unacceptable. It's awful!!
Wow, horrible
The Theme Music to Hanzawa Naoki
T/N: Hanzawa Naoki was a popular TV drama series
Of course, this is nothing if not a scam
Sit down, everyone sit down please!!
Sit down
Sit down, everyone sit down please!!
Sit down!
Everyone please sit down!
Please sit
We are from Heipo Central Bank
Heipo Central Bank Employees
Earlier, there was a loan made to Tanaka Naoki
We've been informed that the 250,000 Heipo loan
Was used by a fraudulent organization
We've come to collect the loan money
Loan Money Collection
Heipo Central Bank
The 250,000 Heipo loan
Do you still have it with you?
No, I don't have it
You do understand that we made a loan to you?
You signed your name right here!
In other words, you have to return that money right now
Or else we will be incurring these losses!!
Even if you have to borrow it,
Pay us back right now!!
No, umm
I signed it but I don't have the money...
So I asked for a loan, but no money came here
Not a penny
Assistant director Hanazawa what should we do?
If someone does you, you do them back
It's Thai-back!!
There was no evasion
Heipo Central Bank
Thai-back Thai Kick
There was no evasion
So it was a lie, right?
There was no evasion, and...
And that suit, also
Has no effectiveness
I've taken a beating on my bare ass
And there's still a Thai kick?
Well, it's a different kind of pain
Make it quick and change clothes
This is really happening!?
Gotta finish this
Seriously, with these!?
Wait, seriously
It's not stil in there, right?
We took the chapstick out, right?
Yeah, yeah, seriously!? Seriously!?
OWW!!
Tanaka has had so much done to him
His last moments huh
I really feel
Sorry for Tanaka
This was ridiculous
And chaotic, wasn't it?
Yeah it was, so
Just get changed, then
This year's Thai kick was serious
They did it up until last year
Yeah this one was serious
15 hours have passed
Next, the five go to watch a taping of an audition show at the hotel
Talent Show Taping
This super popular show in Las Vegas is...
This way
We keep coming back here
Talent Show
Good Talent recording studio
This is the recording studio
Of the super popular talent show
Good Talent
That show where you can become a star
I like that show
Hosei, you're excited right?
Yes?
Hosei, you're excited right?
I like that show
Why did he suddenly just ask one person?
Maybe he suddenly remembered his line?
These are special front row seats
You'll get to learn
From the home of entertainment
The show begins!
Ike Nwala
Looks like a real show
The talent show where your life changes overnight
First an introduction of the judges
Come On!
Judge
Max
Judge
Jennifer
And
The head judge is...
Mr. Ishiba
Head Judge
Shigeru Ishiba
Ishiba!
Really!?
This is amazing
Head Judge is former Minister of Defense, Shigeru Ishiba
This cannot be real
Mr. Ishiba
This is crazy
You don't see him in such shows
Exactly
You're right
The Head Judge is Ishiba
Ishiba
What are your thoughts?
Why I am the Head Judge,
I do not completely understand
But since I'm doing this, I'll ensure strict fairness
Our citizens' comprehension and empathy
Will be my main goals
I ensure I will do my sincere best
Hold on, this is way too serious
This has nothing to do with citizens...
He's speaking as if he's doing a political speech...
Citizens?
Okay
The first performer is this one!!
Performer
Tetsuya Takeda
T/N: Tetsuya Takeda is a famous actor and singer, most well known for playing the main character in Kinpachi Sensei.
Hello
What? I did not recognize him for a second there
I didn't recognize him
I didn't recognize him either
Let's start with your name
My name is Tetsuya Takeda
What will you be performing for us today?
I'll go with
My forte, singing...
Okay, all the best
Thank you
What's with his hairstyle
T/N: This song, "Kosui," is originally by an artist called Eito that has a really unique music video which has inspired many comedians to do their own version of it.
Perfume (Kosui)
Tetsuya Takeda
I get it now
Out of the blue, you text me in the middle of the night asking if I'm free
A very Takeda-esque version of the song Perfume
I haven't seen you in three years, I wonder how you're doing
At that time, it felt as if we could do anything
The music video is something like this
The dancer is Hisako Manda
T/N: Hisako Manda was a former Miss Universe contestant. She also appeared in the Enthusiastic Teacher Batsu, doing a monologue in the nurse's office.
The two of us
Took a lot of pictures at the sea
But look at me now, I'm a piece of garbage now
Even when I hurt other people and make them cry, I do not feel anything
It's too Takeda-esque
It's not as if I want you back, but when you're next to me, it takes me back
It's that Dolce & Gabbana perfume you wear that's at fault here
Don't get me wrong, I could fall for you again, you're a wonderful person
But we'd repeat the same pattern as before and I'd get dumped again
It's like Sumiko Nishioka
T/N: Sumiko Nishioka is a comedian who does skits as a dominatrix and does the splits in her routine.
I hate this
That was a great stage performance
Ishiba
What did you think of it?
Miss Manda put herself on the line to save Mr. Takeda
This left a deep impression on me
It was like watching the Aegis Warship
T/N: He's referring to warships that use the Aegis System. Remember, he was the former Minister of Defense.
Really setting aside your own interests in order to protect
This sort of spirit
From Japan's national security perspective
Is extremely important
This truly
Left a deep impression on me
Thank you very much
All of them have gone crazy
The next performance is coming right up!
Hello
Performer
Nakayama Kinni-kun
T/N: Nakayama Kinni-kun is a comedian that does comedy that focuses on his muscles.
I'm Nakayama Kinni-kun
I've come back to the USA again
Today, I'll show you
My upgraded performance
I'm sure it's same as always
Music... Start!
Nakayama Kinni-kun
Same as his old one
I've seen this before
Mr. Ishiba is watching intently
Maybe it's his first time
He's watching intently
Yuki Koyanagi's live rendition of It's My Life
T/N: Yuki Koyanagi is a Japanese pop singer. She sang the American and Japanese National Anthems for the 2006 World Baseball Classic in Tokyo.
What should I focus on?
Yeah!!
Really!
Miss Koyanagi
Ouch
She's a really good singer
Did not expect a live song
Mr. Ishiba
What did you think of it?
I think this is exactly what the
Japan-USA Alliance should be like
America acts as the spear and Japan acts as the shield
This is what the Japan-USA Alliance is, however...
What's important is
The benefits of the Alliance
Should not get to be enjoyed by only one of the two parties
Both sides really need to think about one another
It's not right for only one party to benefit from it
That was the perfect embodiment of it
That is what I think this performance was all about
The exuberance you displayed is what really touched me
I pray that both of you thrive and flourish
That is what I would like to sincerely
Convey to both of you today
That was a very packed comment
I don't get what he's saying
All his comments sound so political...
The next performance is coming right up!
Performer
Tomomitsu Yamaguchi
T/N: Tomomitsu Yamaguchi is an actor, comedian, singer, and presenter.
He's here
He's here finally
What is he up to
I've come back after a long time
Until recently I was locked up
Oh he was released
Anyway to be able to come back
And be able to sing in front of everyone
T/N: Anti-social is "hansha" while gratitude is "kansha".
Anti-social
-- no --
gratitude
That's a weird mistake to make
Here's a song I want you all to hear
I'm sure you know this song
Dandelion
That song doesn't suit him at all
Dandelion (Tanpopo)
Yellow dandelions blooming on the embankment
Are looking up at me and swaying
That's such a wonderful thing
Swaying swaying (swaying swaying)
Swaying around
Swaying swaying (swaying swaying)
He's a nice guy
Swaying around
He's such a nice guy
Tura tura (tura tura)
Tura tura tura tura ra ra
Kanpachi, Kannana
T/N: Kanpachi and Kannana are streets in Tokyo.
Kanpachi, Kannana
Are almost always crowded
Swaying swaying (swaying swaying)
Sway~ing sway
i~
Sway
i~
Swa-ha-hayi~
-ing~
He's such a nice guy
He's completely changed
Ouch
He's gone
That was wonderful
What did you think of it? Mr. Ishiba
Mr. Ishiba
Turning over a new leaf is always possible, I believe
What is one's true heart in life?
That is what was on display in his performance
I was truly moved by that
The next performance is coming right up!
Performer
Tsurutaro Kataoka
T/N: Tsurutaro Kataoka is a TV personality, actor, artist, and former boxer.
Really?
This will not be good
I've been hit a lot today
What are they up to?
With Yoga, the toxins in your body, the toxins in your mind, shall be gone
Let me show you the breathing and purification method
Presenting the Yoga breathing method to remove the body's toxins
Wow
All right
The toxins in your body,
And the toxins in your mind, can be removed by this
Today in this hall, we have
Many people who must have their toxins removed
You guys
Whoa!
Fujimoto Toshifumi
Kinoshita Takayuki
You must be kidding me
Especially that one over there
Let's get rid of your toxins
Come here
Lumps of toxins
Well yeah
Let's let out the toxins by speaking them out as words
Let's purify ourselves
Ever since that happened, I feel afraid whenever I see tapioca
T/N: In 2019, Fujimoto's then-wife got in a public dispute with a tapioca milk tea shop. Later, other scandals about her became public. Fujimoto and his wife later divorced
Never ever will I throw plastic bottles again
T/N: Kinoshita once became enraged at a colleague and threw a plastic bottle at him. This incident precipitated in him becoming shunned by the entertainment industry
Now,
This is the final purification ritual
If you purify your mind, you won't feel any heat
That's what purification is
You won't feel any heat...
You won't feel anything...
Not hot at all
You don't feel anything...
You won't feel any heat, at all
Guh
Enough already
He really felt the heat
Yes
It's hot, right?
It's hot!!
You lying Yoga bastard
Wait wait
So scrawny, geez
Wait wait
It's hot
No no it's not hot, not hot
Hot hot hot...
He's even saying "Hot, hot"
Hot hot
It's hot, right?
All right
That was the best night ever, wasn't it?
That surprised me
Everyone, that was an amazing show, wasn't it?
Let's go
Amazing? Was it really?
16 hours have passed
The sleepless town, Las Vegas, was still hustling and bustling
They have been called back to the casino again. What awaits them this time?
Can't we just stay here the whole time?
The dealer will be here so please wait a bit
Wow
We haven't made any money at all
True
Oh yeah
Everyone, sorry for making you wait
Sorry for making you wait
You did that bit to your heart's content last year
Showed up as Director Muranishi last year
Kusanagi Tsuyoshi
I might've made you wait for too long
We weren't even waiting for you
I thought this year I would be going as Demon Slayer but...
When I got to the dressing room there were briefs and a camera
What is the meaning of this?
I don't know...
I don't know anything about the items they gave you
Well yeah, Demon Slayer is really...
It's quite... yeah
Today, I will capture everyone's
Expressions of their bare instincts
With my camera
Matsumoto, that's nice
Hamada, that's nice
Let's do the traditional conch shell questions
Here we go
The traditional director's conch shell questions
Here's for Matsumoto
Here's for Hamada
We did this last year, too
If it's YES blow twice, if it's NO blow once
Let's start with
Answering the director's question:
YES blow twice
NO blow once
With you, wearing the nice vintage clothes
Q. Do you have a pair of jeans that you could give to Kusanagi?
Yes, yes!
That's NICE
That's nice
Answering the director's question:
YES blow twice
NO blow once
He's just being happy
Next...
You, who said last year that you go for drinks
With Nakai twice a month
For the year 2021...
Nakai, Matsumoto, Kusanagi
Q. Do you think [Nakai & Matsumoto & Kusanagi] can go for drinks together?
We can!
That's NICE
The director wants to go for drinks with all three of them!
Those were some cheerful instincts you gave me
To tell you why I'm dressed like this today
It's because I brought a buddy who has a similar persona
All right, come on in
Sorry for making you all wait
Similar persona as Kusanagi
Director Muranishi Touru
T/N: Muranishi Touru is a famous director and producer of pornographic films
Sorry for making you wait
That's NICE
There it is, there it is
This is some reverse impersonation happening here
Wow
That's nice
Video shoot between director & director
That's nice
No, no
That's nice
Fantastic
Jackal Jackal
That's nice
Fantastic
Jackal Jackal
What the hell
This is amazing
Wow
Ahh~ caught me off guard
Director
We had a good shoot here
That's nice
Fantastic
Jackal Jackal
For today,
We are not done yet
I have another buddy coming
Come on in!
Sorry for making you all wait
Jungle Pocket
Saito Shinji
Or rather, I might've made you wait for too long
The order is all wrong
Me, who came out after the real one, too weak
That's weak
It's weak
Director Saito is too weak since he came out after the real director...
That's weak
It's quite weak
Me, who came out after the real one, it's weak
I fully acknowledge that this is quite weak
Oh, so he knows
But I cannot leave just like this
Of course
That's nice
Hot topic on the internet this year
A stretch that doesn't do anything
So now
I will show you an exercise that you can do easily at home
Matsumoto, let's try stretching
Come come
I have a good feeling about this
It's good
I have a good feeling about this
Music, action
That's NICE
Nice indeed
Matsumoto, that's nice
That's nice
That's good
That's nice
That's good
That's nice
That's good
That's nice
That's Jackal
That's good
That's nice
Sorry for making you wait
That's nice
Too nice, gorgeous, fantastic
What a mess
A messed up Jackal video shoot
This is quite chaotic
Okay
We got good footage, that's a wrap
That's NICE
That's nice
That's too weak
The order was...
Yeah, he came after the real one
I guess they did that on purpose
Everyone
The dealers here are full of character
Let's head out, then
We haven't done anything yet
Those were the dealers
Those were dealers?
They didn't do anything
We didn't play anything
I didn't get to make a single bet...
Waiting Room
Oh good, no new drawers
Fujioka Hiroshi mask
(with funny eyeglasses)
That's a good one. It's funny
It looks like someone
That one was the best
What a big head
Okay