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announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs72\fad(1200,1200)\pos(674.8,81.8)}Team Gaki Presents Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:33.47,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\q2\u1\fs35\move(4650.943,115.514,-4920,115.714,1267,40000)}Team Leader:{\u0\c&HFFDB00&} Rich {\u1\c}Translators:{\u0\\c&H464646&} Conjyak {\c&H842AA7&\2c&HD73BFF&\3c&HFDAEFF&\4c&H9E58E0&}BabyStand {\c&HD100FF&\4c&HFF00FF&\3c&HFFFFFF&}solar {\3c\4c\c&H007FFF&}Zebestt {\c&HFF00B0&}sonjeigo {\c&H2020F0&\3c&HE0F4F7&\4c&H79EEFF&}photodiode {\3c\c&HD5030F&}GakiNoSuitGuy {\3c&HAF9075&\c&H22C9BE&\shad0}funtonite {\shad\3c\c&H3ED504&}AshAbs {\u1\c}Typesetters:{\u0\c&H009CFF&} Small Carl {\c&HFF00C8&}Adilofax {\c&H000000&}Sacro {\c&H43F009&}Dudedafool {\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H0000A1&\4c&H00004B&\}carebu {\c&HB2FF00&\3cc\4c}samsamuel {\c&HFFAB00&}Nigel {\c&H00FF62&\3cc\4c}Amria {\c&HFF00A4&\3cc\4c}Textualpoacher {\c&H0000FF&\3cc\4c}kannibleklown {\c&H00F6FF&\3cc\4c\1a&H00&}Nojiko {\c&HB2FF00&\3cc\4c}Caleb Barrett {\u1\c}Karaoke:{\u0\4c&HFFFFFF&\c&H8300FF&} Konohana Niji {\u1\c\3c\4c}Translation Check:{\c&HA6C700&\u0\fnComic Sans MS\fs40} Oolong {\c\u1\fn\fs35}Quality Checkers:{\u0\c&H0000FF&\4c&H0000FF&\3c&H000000&} John Dread {\u0\c&H008AFF&\4c&H0D0D10&\3c&H000000&} Ecksdee {\u0\c&HFFE100&\4cc\3c&H000000&} Elestriel {\u0\c&HFFB700&\4cc\3c&H000000&} Moocau Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,#23 need to be there? *#41&43 how to split or keep it as one whole line. **What to do with 58? Is it both them sharing the line on screen or do I need to track on Matsumoto talking in background? **Lines 97+98 end/start at the same time, had to extend Tanaka a split second to get his text to show up, but the one frame after when Yama's quote starts it shows his ending* **Don't know how to fade in on both173-174 with the alphaHFF command on line 1 since it makes both parts refade back in. Left them as individual slides and moved one line further to the side** Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Self Notes: Touch up Bathroom. Add talking timing for students yelling. Check before as well for missed stuff. #62 ask about it. Ask about how to do effects(when they show previous years batsu thai kicks) Ended check on 96, still rewatch/double check after you finish from there up. Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.73,0:00:03.89,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Eh!? Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.90,0:00:05.46,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What is going on? Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.47,0:00:07.93,Endo,,0,0,0,,Whoa... {\c&H000000&}This is scary!{\c&H0062E8&} Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.94,0:00:10.53,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Is there {\c&H000000&}a fight going on? Comment: 0,0:00:09.45,0:00:10.86,Black,,0,0,0,,There seems to be trouble Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.63,0:00:12.82,Endo,,0,0,0,,There's a fight? Isn't that a bit early? Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.69,0:00:13.28,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Right! Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.51,0:00:17.17,Black,,420,0,0,,There's quite a racket Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.77,0:00:23.14,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(334,710)}{\clip(190,670,190,720)\t(0,200,\clip(190,670,490,720))}Men's bathroom Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.18,0:00:19.84,Black,,420,0,0,,Shall we go check it out...? Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.05,0:00:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\1c&H3030FF}Come on, get out! Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.73,0:00:25.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\1c&H3030FF}Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.26,0:00:29.38,Black,,0,0,0,,Tanaka... {\alphaHFF}You're {\c&H00FFFF&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}tall. {\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000}Help him Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.39,0:00:31.45,Black,,0,0,0,,Tanaka... You're {\c&H00FFFF&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}tall. {\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000}Help him Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.53,0:00:34.76,Black,,0,0,0,,Help him Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.07,0:00:35.62,Black,,0,0,0,,Help him, Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.81,0:00:37.29,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Hold on... Yes Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.23,0:00:38.63,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Hey, {\alphaHFF}please stop... Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.63,0:00:41.70,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Hey, please stop... Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.79,0:00:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,0)\c&H000000&}{\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H0000FF&}WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.51,0:00:46.10,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Um... I'm just a new student here Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.11,0:00:49.37,Black,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H0000FF&}THE HELL IS {\c&H0000FF&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H0000FF&}THIS CHIN, {\c&H000000&}{\4c&H0000FF&}HUH!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.50,0:00:51.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H0000FF&}Who invited this big chin bastard!? Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.31,0:00:58.50,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,That must've been scary Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.50,0:01:00.00,Talking Over Tanaka Left,,0,0,0,,That hurt so much Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.77,0:01:02.92,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(785,484)\c&H000000&}{\fad(250,0)}That hurt... Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.20,0:01:05.05,Talking Over Tanaka Left,,0,0,0,,That hurt so much! Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\1c&H3030FF}Get your ass in gear! Come out! Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.13,0:01:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0000BA&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}OY! {\alphaHFF}What is going on here!? Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.83,0:01:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0000BA&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}OY! What is going on here!? Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.17,0:01:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0000BA&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}You punks! Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.64,0:01:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(289,531)\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H0000FF&}Bunch of bad guys Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.24,0:01:25.24,Black,,0,0,0,,Are you okay? Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.25,0:01:29.24,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,450)}{\c&H000000&}They must have done quite the number on him... Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.59,0:01:28.81,Black,,0,0,0,,Are you okay? It's safe out here now Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.21,0:01:30.95,Black,,0,0,0,,It's okay Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.48,0:01:45.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFF6F5F&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&\fad (315,0)}Shiro Ito (Actor) Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.68,0:01:50.24,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I didn't get it for a brief moment Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.27,0:01:53.72,Hamada,,0,0,0,,He's been properly bullied Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.60,0:02:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad(420,0)}{\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HFF0000&}"Cheater" {\c&HFF0000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HFF0000&}is written on his face... Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.66,0:02:04.66,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Shiro was on a program called "Ito Family" where they would explore everyday secret tricks and life hacks, which in Japanese is "urawaza". But "urawaza" is also used as slang to describe cheaters in video games and such. Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.06,0:02:08.06,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: "Oshin" is a TV drama from 1983 where Shiro played the father of the main character. May be a jab at how his debut role doesn't even warrant naming him by his actual character's name. Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.07,0:02:09.22,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\fad (300,275)}{\c&H000000&\pos(900,500)}Oshin's father Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.47,0:02:10.90,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's his breakout role! Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.72,0:02:17.90,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,"Cheater" is going too far Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.23,0:02:22.40,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I've had enough already Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.23,0:02:25.02,Endo,,0,0,0,,Is this for real? Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.52,0:02:25.44,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's a real problem Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.71,0:02:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H00FFFF&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Bullying {\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000}is absolutely not allowed Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.65,0:02:29.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.84,0:02:30.40,Endo,,0,0,0,,Excuse us Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.37,0:02:32.37,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Nice to meet you. Good luck Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.64,0:02:32.30,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Excuse us Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.27,0:02:33.46,Endo,,0,0,0,,Excuse us Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.49,0:02:36.81,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,100)}4 hours have passed of \Ntheir school day Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:39.48,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,720)}4 hours into their school life Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.66,0:02:41.82,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,100)}They're not just tired, \Ntheir butts are also doing worse Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.92,0:02:43.18,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}Ow Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.18,0:02:43.45,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\fs50}Ow Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.45,0:02:43.72,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\fs60}Ow Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.72,0:02:43.99,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\fs70}Ow Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.99,0:02:46.17,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\fs80\fad (0,500)}Ow Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.46,0:02:48.39,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The butt pain {\alphaHFF}always starts with Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.40,0:02:50.50,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The butt pain {\c&H000000&}always starts with Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:51.52,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Ah, is that right... Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.57,0:02:53.73,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,This year might be {\c&H000000&}extra {\c&H0124DD&}bad, though Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.74,0:02:56.20,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}The Thai kick {\c&H0062E8&}is having it's effect too Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.51,0:02:56.20,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,Yeah, the Thai kick is in there too Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.87,0:03:02.84,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(120,612)\an4}Of all Japanese people, Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.61,0:03:00.40,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(120,690)\an4}the one who's received the most {\c&H000000&}Thai kicks {\c&H0124DD&}must be {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&}Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.41,0:03:02.84,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(120,690)\an4}the one who's received the most {\c&H000000&}Thai kicks {\c&H0124DD&}must be {\c&H000000&}Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.38,0:03:02.83,Tanaka,,0,0,200,,Do you really think so? Of all Japanese people? Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.84,0:03:06.17,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0124DD&}I even think more than{\c&H000000&} the people of Thailand{\c&H0124DD&}!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.25,0:03:05.32,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,I've taken a lot... Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.26,0:03:06.90,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,But out of... Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.61,0:03:10.65,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}But you're getting used to them {\c}(Thai kicks), {\c&H000000&}right? Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.15,0:03:11.26,Matsumoto,,0,0,150,,Honestly speaking, watching that last Thai Kick, Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.67,0:03:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad (850,0)\c&HDF0778&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}Suspicion of {\c&H1B00A1&}Tanaka getting used to the Thai kicks Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.27,0:03:15.12,Matsumoto,,0,0,150,,I thought, "Hmm, Tanaka is starting to get used to them" Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.41,0:03:16.16,Tanaka,,0,0,190,,No no no, I was shocked. Completely shocked Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.26,0:03:18.32,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}But it was so lame Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.93,0:03:25.68,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Give me a break, please Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.27,0:03:32.60,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&HE624BC&}You must understand that there isn't {\c&H000000&}a set way to react Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.64,0:03:33.64,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}The way you are in pain {\c&HFF0000&}{\alphaHFF}makes us laugh Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.64,0:03:35.87,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}The way you are in pain {\c&HFF0000&}makes us laugh Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.08,0:03:36.64,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFF0000&}Because of the way you go{\alphaHFF} {\c&H000000&}"Aaa! Aaa!" Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.64,0:03:37.40,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFF0000&}Because of the way you go {\c&H000000&}"Aaa!{\alphaHFF} Aaa!" Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.40,0:03:38.87,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFF0000&}Because of the way you go {\c&H000000&}"Aaa! Aaa!"{\alphaHFF} Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.87,0:03:41.40,Hamada,,0,0,0,,And it seems like you're doing it to make us laugh Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.52,0:03:43.58,Hamada,,0,0,0,,You did it so {\c&H000000&}nonchalantly {\c&HFF0000&}today Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.77,0:03:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad (320,0)\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}2018's {\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HFFFFFF&}{\c&HD54C2E&}Treasure Hunters Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.12,0:03:46.66,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(600,110)}Let's have a look at what\NHamada is talking about Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.09,0:03:49.81,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(600,110)}How Tanaka reacts\N to the Thai kick pain Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.94,0:03:54.02,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Aaa~ha! Come on!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.98,0:03:57.19,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Aaa~ha! Come on!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.27,0:03:59.93,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Aaah Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.93,0:04:01.83,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\fscx200\fscy200}Aaaagh Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.11,0:04:11.72,Endo,,0,0,0,,What are you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.75,0:04:13.37,Hamada,,0,0,0,,He's so loud Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.70,0:04:19.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad(850,350)\c&HDF0778&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}The suspicious reaction of {\c&H1B00A1&}this year's Thai kick Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.27,0:04:20.85,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Aa Aaah!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.86,0:04:22.08,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Aah Haa!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.24,0:04:23.82,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Aa Aaah!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.81,0:04:24.69,Hamada,,0,0,160,,Even with your hands Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.83,0:04:25.12,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,720)}Aah Haa!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.55,0:04:26.92,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,You just naturally raise your arms Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.25,0:04:33.03,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Ahhhhhhh... Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.22,0:04:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad (350,0)\c&H9C9A9C&\3c&H000000&\4c&H690513&}It does seem like a fake reaction compared to previous years Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.52,0:04:41.42,Talking Over Tanaka Left,,0,0,0,,That isn't true, it really hurts Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.88,0:04:42.97,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\c&H23D728&}You said {\c&H000000&}"Aaa" {\c&H23D728&}once {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&}and got straight up on your feet Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.98,0:04:46.71,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\c&H23D728&}You said {\c&H000000&}"Aaa" {\c&H23D728&}once and {\c&H000000&}got straight up on your feet Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.80,0:04:46.71,Matsumoto,,0,0,110,,He was standing even before he was done screaming Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.98,0:04:50.71,Endo,,0,0,0,,You continued as if {\c&H000000&}nothing happened Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.71,0:04:50.12,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,Lies lies lies lies Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.13,0:04:51.57,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,Lies lies lies! Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.35,0:04:52.48,Endo,,0,0,0,,Previous times {\alphaHFF}{\c&H000000&}your face turned pale {\c&H0062E8&}and such Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.49,0:04:55.12,Endo,,0,0,0,,Previous times {\c&H000000&}your face turned pale {\c&H0062E8&}and such Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.87,0:04:54.60,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,That's not true at all Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.12,0:04:57.45,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Hanging out on the floor {\c&H000000&}for ages Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.51,0:04:57.45,Endo,,0,0,110,,We would be worried for you Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.13,0:04:59.42,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}We would be {\alphaHFF}at the exact threshold {\c&H0124DD&}between {\c&H0124DD&}worry and laughter Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.43,0:05:00.79,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}We would be at the exact threshold {\c&H0124DD&}between {\alphaHFF}{\c&H0124DD&}worry and laughter Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.80,0:05:02.69,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}We would be at the exact threshold {\c&H0124DD&}between {\c&H0124DD&}worry and laughter{\alphaHFF} Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.37,0:05:03.65,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,Yes, but today was surely no different Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.95,0:05:05.43,Endo,,0,0,0,,Not really, it didn't seem that bad... Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.57,0:05:08.70,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Even now {\c&H000000&}it's still hurting like hell Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.34,0:05:11.43,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,So it really did {\c&H000000&}hurt today? Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.80,0:05:14.83,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,442)}Fufu Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.67,0:05:14.54,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Please, Matsumoto. Please stop Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.08,0:05:15.77,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,There's no way Thai kicks {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&}don't hurt Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.78,0:05:17.81,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,There's no way Thai kicks {\c&H000000&}don't hurt Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.81,0:05:18.57,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Did it hurt {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&}less than usual? Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.58,0:05:21.01,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Did it hurt {\c&H000000&}less than usual? Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.98,0:05:21.56,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(644,610)}Last year's was like... Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.75,0:05:24.01,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's okay to {\c&H000000&}be honest here, Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.13,0:05:26.59,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Well, compared to last year's... Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.59,0:05:27.88,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}Painful things hurt. {\alphaHFF\c&HE624BC&}That's a given Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.89,0:05:29.65,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}Painful things hurt. {\c&HE624BC&}That's a given Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.66,0:05:30.75,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,But compared to last year, {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&}it didn't hurt as much Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.76,0:05:31.79,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,But compared to last year, {\c&H000000&}it didn't hurt {\alphaHFF}as much Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.79,0:05:35.32,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,But compared to last year, {\c&H000000&}it didn't hurt as much Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.94,0:05:34.85,Hamada,,0,0,110,,He said it...! Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.60,0:05:40.26,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}You're such a let down!! Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.13,0:05:44.90,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We're trying to give you a trick question and now I feel let down! Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.02,0:05:53.58,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,What I mean with "Compared to last year it didn't hurt as much," is Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.58,0:05:56.04,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Last year when I was kicked {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&}he hit my nuts too Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.05,0:05:57.58,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Last year when I was kicked {\c&H000000&}he hit my nuts too Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.65,0:06:01.75,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That made it hurt ten-fold that of a normal Thai kick Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.89,0:06:06.89,Matsumoto,,0,0,100,,I'm wondering if you're playing us, Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.66,0:06:06.89,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}so could you ACT as if you were kicked for us? Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.90,0:06:11.12,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That way we can compare to the Thai kick from before Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.89,0:06:13.13,Default,,0,0,200,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}Test of suspicion Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.89,0:06:13.13,Default,,0,0,120,,{\c&H1BD6F9&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Act as if Thai kicked Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.18,0:06:14.64,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,What, what do you mean? A normal or super painful Thai kick? Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.60,0:06:20.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(90,610)\an4}What I really want Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.67,0:06:20.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(90,690)\an4}is to see {\c&H000000&}Tanaka's performance of a really painful Thai kick Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.70,0:06:19.42,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(850,605)}Doing it seriously? Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.42,0:06:20.07,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(850,605)}In full seriousness Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.44,0:06:23.84,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Don't hold back Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.66,0:06:38.55,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Okay, cut!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.56,0:06:38.82,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's the same Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.83,0:06:41.39,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\fs50}It's the same Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.47,0:06:43.29,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,You really can do it! Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.40,0:06:44.48,Endo,,0,0,0,,That looked too good! Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.80,0:06:46.12,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,You really can do it, Tanaka! Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.07,0:06:52.70,Default,,0,0,130,,{\c&H0EDAF0&\4c&HFFFFFF&}It is possible that Tanaka faked his reaction Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.22,0:06:50.40,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.94,0:06:54.17,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}Let down!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.18,0:06:56.10,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}You're such a let down!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.11,0:06:58.84,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\\c&H000000&}That's actors {\c&H0124DD&}for you Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.11,0:07:00.88,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Tanaka has acted in quite a few dramas, movies, and even voice acted for anime. Has the most acting experience out of all the Gaki members. Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.46,0:06:59.42,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,No, it's not like that Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.39,0:07:00.62,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Does that mean that today... Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.88,0:07:03.11,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's really hard to gauge a {\c&H000000&}Thai Kick Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.54,0:07:04.97,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Do it while wearing that! Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.19,0:07:11.12,Default,,0,0,130,,{\c&H0CDAF6&}Act out reaction while wearing joke mask Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.76,0:07:09.13,Hamada,,0,0,0,,See how realistic you can do it Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.56,0:07:13.39,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}To see if the humor {\c&H0124DD&}wins{\alphaHFF} or if {\c&H000000&}Tanaka's insanity {\c&H0124DD&}wins Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.39,0:07:14.82,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}To see if the humor {\c&H0124DD&}wins or if {\c&H000000&}Tanaka's insanity {\c&H0124DD&}wins{\alphaHFF} Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.62,0:07:17.29,Hamada,,0,0,0,,While also properly showing your face, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.30,0:07:21.73,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}ACTION!! Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.48,0:07:31.74,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Nice stuff! {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&}Fantastic!! Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.75,0:07:34.14,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Nice stuff! {\c&H000000&}Fantastic!! Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.15,0:07:36.81,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}It makes no difference!! Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.29,0:07:38.34,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,No difference at all Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.61,0:07:43.46,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,No no, there must be a difference Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.40,0:07:49.32,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That makes no sense Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.30,0:07:50.01,Matsumoto,,0,0,110,,This is enlightening Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.33,0:07:50.93,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}I'm saying this makes no sense Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.90,0:07:53.54,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,100)}Four and a half hours have passed Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.45,0:07:56.96,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,715\fad(350,0)}Four and a half hours into their school life Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.23,0:07:57.76,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(703.714,100)}A special class has been\Nprepared for the 5 of them Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.46,0:07:59.40,Black,,0,0,0,,You all okay? Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.64,0:08:01.17,Black,,0,0,0,,We're gonna go to a{\alphaHFF} {\c&H07FFF2&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}special lecture{\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&} now Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.18,0:08:03.67,Black,,0,0,0,,We're gonna go to a {\c&H07FFF2&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}special lecture{\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&} now Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.88,0:08:07.01,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF2&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}We're going {\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}by bus Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.05,0:08:09.33,Hamada,,0,0,0,,We have to take the bus to a lecture? Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.71,0:08:11.20,Endo,,0,0,0,,Eh, what can this be? Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.79,0:08:18.12,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}I get nothing {\c&HFF0000&}but bad feelings Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.86,0:08:16.07,Tanaka,,0,0,110,,Yeah, me too Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.69,0:08:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad(700,0)\c&H1400B8&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}A harsh trial {\c&HBC0007&}is awaiting the 5 of them Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.69,0:08:28.20,Default,,0,0,140,,{\fad(700,0)\c&H4AD7EC&\4c&HFFFFFF&}What is the special lecture? Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.20,0:08:35.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H1C1C1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\fad (350,0)}And naturally the way there is also {\c&H4835DF&}tough... Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.31,0:08:38.14,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,We're stopping? Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.60,0:08:39.89,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,At a place like this? Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.25,0:08:46.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HF31A1D&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Arrival at bus stop Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.49,0:08:52.15,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}There it is!! Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.06,0:08:52.25,Endo,,0,0,110,,Oh! That is... Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.08,0:08:54.74,Endo,,0,0,0,,Perhaps... Is it them? Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.25,0:08:56.51,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Oh no... Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.40,0:08:59.49,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}The yearly tradition of Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.50,0:09:02.66,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}They're really persistent... Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.45,0:09:07.44,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(450,0)\4c&H000000&}The ones we look up to the most is {\alphaHFF}Downtown Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.55,0:09:07.44,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(450,0)\4c&H000000&\pos(856,689)\an4}Downtown Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.49,0:09:11.24,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: "Manzai" is a stand-up comedy style that usually involves two performers. Downtown initially started their careers with manzai. Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.49,0:09:11.24,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H000000&\fad (450,0)}By choosing the path of conflict with their manzai showdowns Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.30,0:09:13.17,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H000000&\fad (450,0)}they've received two defeating blows Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.23,0:09:14.21,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\fad (450,0)}However Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.27,0:09:17.31,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H000000&\fad (450,0)}There is no turning back now Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.40,0:09:19.08,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H000000&\fad (450,0)}To make Downtown laugh Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.14,0:09:21.92,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H000000&\fad (450,0)}only one option remains Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.08,0:09:25.45,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H000000&\fad(450,0)\pos(430,710)}Introducing Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.44,0:09:25.45,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H000000&\fad(450,0)\pos(670,710)}Chidori Reborn Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.95,0:09:31.58,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hello everybody! Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.83,0:09:34.56,Default,,0,0,130,,{\c&H0ED7F9&}Going on 3 years, Chidori's manzai showdown Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.76,0:09:32.85,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(350,490)}Nice to meet you Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.77,0:09:34.19,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(980,490)}Nice to meet you Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.73,0:09:35.82,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Humans really are the scariest Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.82,0:09:37.57,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What do you mean by that? Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.61,0:09:39.35,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,There are so many disturbing incidents Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.50,0:09:41.51,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Well yeah, there are a lot of those Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.54,0:09:45.31,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Small kids that are walking around, just being kidnapped by strangers Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.35,0:09:49.77,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Aah, kidnappings are terrifying! Taking small children... Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.70,0:09:51.77,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Horrific stuff... Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.72,0:10:00.55,Default,,0,0,130,,{\c&H0ED7F9&}Stealing Downtown's Kidnapping manzai routine Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.99,0:09:53.19,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,And then you get a phone call Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.23,0:09:53.99,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Right Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.00,0:09:55.29,Endo,,0,0,0,,Is that your...? Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.30,0:09:55.87,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Hello Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.05,0:09:56.66,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.97,0:09:59.24,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,You have a kid in second grade, right? Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.29,0:09:59.61,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.90,0:10:02.20,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I have a sixth grader at my house Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.20,0:10:03.39,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.61,0:10:05.30,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Why would you tell me that? Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.99,0:10:08.35,Endo,,0,0,110,,{\cc}It's a Downtown skit{\c} isn't it Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.42,0:10:07.09,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,So that I can scare you with this statement Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.09,0:10:08.40,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Why would I be scared? Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.40,0:10:09.66,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,I would just accept the situation Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.66,0:10:10.72,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Come on, scare me Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.61,0:10:11.27,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Hello Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.27,0:10:12.04,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.04,0:10:14.47,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I've taken your son to my house Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.47,0:10:15.22,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.22,0:10:16.41,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,He's at my house! Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.41,0:10:17.60,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What? What do you mean? Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.60,0:10:19.31,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,No need to be surprised Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.31,0:10:20.57,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,You left him with me this morning Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.57,0:10:22.14,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.14,0:10:24.31,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Why would you tell me that? Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.31,0:10:27.08,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,I'd just be like, "Oh okay" and that'd be it Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.08,0:10:28.16,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Take this seriously Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.77,0:10:28.40,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.40,0:10:29.10,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hello Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.10,0:10:30.33,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Get the ransom ready Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.33,0:10:31.29,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ransom? Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.62,0:10:33.14,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I'm Daigo and I'm located at the Second District Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.77,0:10:34.64,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Why would you tell me your name? Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.12,0:10:37.18,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,You're in the Second District? Then you're right in my area! Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.59,0:10:39.66,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Why wouldn't you say somewhere much further away? Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.16,0:10:39.91,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Hello Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.83,0:10:40.52,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hello Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.62,0:10:42.13,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Get the ransom ready Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.13,0:10:43.12,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ransom?? Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.71,0:10:44.54,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,There's a phone booth in the Third District Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.54,0:10:45.20,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,A phone booth? Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.20,0:10:45.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Oh, you know it? Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.86,0:10:46.44,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,I do Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.44,0:10:47.42,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Take it there Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.42,0:10:48.02,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Okay Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.72,0:10:49.66,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,When you come to deliver it Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.47,0:10:50.12,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Yes Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.86,0:10:51.34,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Follow my instructions Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.03,0:10:51.43,Endo,,0,0,0,,Now he's going to do it Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.75,0:10:53.92,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,A green bag with a white... Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.92,0:10:55.88,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,A green bag with a white paper... Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.53,0:10:57.44,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,With yellow Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.53,0:10:58.06,Endo,,0,0,0,,This is the punch line... Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.02,0:10:58.76,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Green Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.68,0:11:01.91,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,A green bag with a white paper with yellow Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.68,0:11:04.40,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,With "yellow bag" written on it Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.85,0:11:08.66,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,What was that? Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.66,0:11:10.36,Endo,,0,0,0,,Are you listening? Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.53,0:11:15.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(160,600)\an4}It's been a really long time since I did this... Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.19,0:11:15.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,690)\an4}Even if you ask me, I don't know since it's so sudden Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.33,0:11:21.67,Talking green,,0,0,110,,A green bag {\alphaHFF\t(1629,1646,\alpha100)\3cc}with a white paper {\alphaHFF\t(3331,3348,\alpha100)\3c&H3E3BBD&\c&H01FEEA&}with "yellow bag" {\c&HFFFFFF&}written on it... Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.70,0:11:17.18,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,I didn't remember either! Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.67,0:11:27.24,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,"Blue bag" {\alphaHFF\t(2396,2413,\alpha100)\c&H232BD3&\3c&HFFFFFF&}is what they should call it while going to get it... Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.24,0:11:28.74,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\3c&H2D32CA&}It's a{\3c} green bag{\3c&H2D32CA&} though Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.24,0:11:31.81,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Did I come up with that myself? Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.73,0:11:32.24,Matsumoto,,0,0,110,,Ah, that's right Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.81,0:11:36.72,Talking green,,0,0,0,,A green bag{\alphaHFF\t(1365,1382,\alpha100)\3cc} with white paper {\alphaHFF\t(2833,2850,\alpha100)\3c&H3E3BBD&\c&H01FEEA&}with "yellow bag" written Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.72,0:11:38.42,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,While calling it, {\c&H1E25D3&\3c&HFEFEFF&}"red bag"{\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.42,0:11:40.29,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H1E25D3&\3c&HFEFEFF&}If you can bring that, then... Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.29,0:11:43.69,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I'll call it {\cc}"black bag" {\c} and come get it Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.76,0:11:46.70,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,A green bag with yellow... Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.70,0:11:48.99,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,A green bag with white paper with "yellow bag"... Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.64,0:11:53.41,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,written on it, while calling it "red bag," then I'll Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.77,0:11:55.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,come get it while calling it "black bag" Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.04,0:11:57.68,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,How am I supposed to remember that?? Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.68,0:11:59.21,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,There's no way! Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.32,0:12:01.73,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Isn't a blue bag okay? Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.06,0:12:03.09,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Well then, bring a blue bag in an hour! Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.93,0:12:04.96,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,I understand Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.96,0:12:05.88,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Wait a second Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.89,0:12:07.04,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Huh, what? Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.04,0:12:08.01,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What is it? Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.93,0:12:10.84,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Don't be surprised when I say this, but... Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.22,0:12:13.66,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Mom is nagging about my call being too long and I have to hang up Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.66,0:12:14.77,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Please do hang up Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.69,0:12:17.09,Talking Blue,,0,0,110,,Thank you very much Dialogue: 1,0:12:14.69,0:12:17.09,Talking Red,,0,0,110,,{\clip(443,594,850,620}Thank you very much Comment: 0,0:12:14.69,0:12:16.69,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,dual colour bs line above after translaiton Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.33,0:12:23.73,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,No good. {\alphaHFF\t(1493,1510,\alpha100)\c&H01FFE7&}Nothing landed at all, did it? Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.49,0:12:20.10,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What is this? Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.73,0:12:25.17,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,You skipped the whole damn joke! Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.17,0:12:28.87,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(80,606)\an4}Like I could remember Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.23,0:12:28.87,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(80,690)\an4}all that {\c&H0BFFED&}"bag bag bag" {\c}crap Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.40,0:12:32.14,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What were you doing, asking {\c&H32FFF9&}Matsumoto{\c}? Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.15,0:12:31.20,Endo,,0,0,110,,We can totally hear you Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.50,0:12:33.67,Talking Red,,0,0,110,,That- Why- What? How would that make them laugh? Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.67,0:12:35.74,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Would {\c&H0DFFF3&}talking fast {\c}be funny? Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.74,0:12:38.55,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\c&H0DFFF3&}Is that the kind era we live in? Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.17,0:12:40.17,Talking Blue,,0,0,140,,There are lots of bags involved Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.17,0:12:42.10,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,So they aren't getting the joke Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.76,0:12:45.49,Talking Red,,0,0,110,,{\clip(258,566,258,620)\t(0,2200,\clip(258,566,1025,620))}Why are {\c&H0DFFF3&}lots of bags {\c}supposed to be {\c&H0DFFF3&}funny? Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.49,0:12:50.06,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0DFFF3&\pos(130,608)\an4}An era where lots of types of bags Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.72,0:12:50.06,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0DFFF3&\pos(130,690)\an4}is funny{\c} is just unimaginable to me Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.06,0:12:51.39,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H05FFEA&}There was a time!! Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.39,0:12:55.77,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I'll do it, but we have to make it make sense to modern audiences! Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.66,0:12:58.60,Talking Red,,0,0,110,,{\c&H13FEF8&}Easy to understand {\c}is the goal!! Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.02,0:12:58.67,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,We can make it easier Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.03,0:13:04.10,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Thank you, thank you Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.83,0:13:06.69,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hello, we're Chidori Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.94,0:13:07.31,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Humans are the scariest, aren't they? Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.41,0:13:08.67,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,How so? Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.91,0:13:10.91,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(782,484)}Yellow Bag Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.33,0:13:09.40,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Disturbing incidents Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.40,0:13:10.74,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ah, that's true Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.21,0:13:12.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Small kids that are walking around, just being kidnapped by strangers Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.84,0:13:16.04,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Aah, kidnappings are terrifying! Taking small children... Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.09,0:13:16.71,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.71,0:13:17.30,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.30,0:13:18.30,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Bring me the ransom money Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.30,0:13:19.38,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What? Ransom money? Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.38,0:13:21.03,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I'm Daigo and I'm located at the Second District Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.03,0:13:22.60,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Why would you tell me your name!? Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.93,0:13:25.16,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Aren't you going to demand a ransom? Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.47,0:13:26.82,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Bring the ransom money Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.82,0:13:27.74,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ransom money? Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.58,0:13:29.24,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,There's a phone booth in the Third District Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.28,0:13:30.30,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,You know it? Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.30,0:13:33.78,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,When you get there, there's going to be people watching so do as I say Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.15,0:13:34.20,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Do what you say? Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.30,0:13:39.47,Talking green,,0,0,120,,Bring a green bag {\alphaHFF\t(1665,1681,\alpha100)\3cc}with a white paper {\alphaHFF\t(3099,3116,\alpha100)\3c&H3E3BBD&\c&H01FEEA&}with "yellow bag" {\c} written on it Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.74,0:13:45.78,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H2027D8&\3c&HFFFFFF&}While calling it a "red bag," {\c\3c}put it down {\c&H33FFFF&}and {\i1}thuen{\i0} Comment: 0,0:13:40.74,0:13:42.74,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,\clip Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.81,0:13:46.99,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Hey Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.18,0:13:48.82,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\c&H0DFFF1&}Put it down and then Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.82,0:13:52.19,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\cc\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H0000FF&}I'll call it "black bag" {\c\3c\4c}and then I'll come and get it Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.49,0:13:52.43,Matsumoto,,0,0,110,,Wait... Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.24,0:13:53.60,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,I'm confused... Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.00,0:13:57.01,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Who would remember that? A blue bag should be fine Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.57,0:13:59.64,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Well then bring a blue bag Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.75,0:14:00.84,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,I understand! Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.01,0:14:01.13,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,In an hour, got it? Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.13,0:14:01.73,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Yes Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.54,0:14:03.35,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Hang on Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.34,0:14:03.52,Hamada,,0,0,0,,I don't get it Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.88,0:14:06.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\clip(435,666,435,720)\t(0,900,\clip(435,666,850,720))}These guys piss me off Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.41,0:14:07.86,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Hey, so Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.98,0:14:09.02,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Don't be surprised when I say this, but... Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.02,0:14:09.95,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.95,0:14:12.37,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Mom is nagging about my call being too long and I have to hang up Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.60,0:14:12.60,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,These two... Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.52,0:14:13.39,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Please do hang up Dialogue: 1,0:14:13.44,0:14:15.81,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(452,670,843,692)}Thank you very much Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.44,0:14:15.81,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.81,0:14:18.01,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That was malicious Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.84,0:14:18.08,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,No good, right? Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.58,0:14:21.55,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H14FFF8&}That didn't land at all!! Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.39,0:14:21.47,Talking Blue,,0,0,110,,It didn't land! Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.55,0:14:22.18,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Why? Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.18,0:14:24.85,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H04FFED&}They were too distracted by the bags Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.85,0:14:26.52,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Distracted by the bags? Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.52,0:14:27.35,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Can't help it! Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.35,0:14:30.79,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\clip(348,667,348,720)\t(0,1750,\clip(348,667,940,720))}It's a {\c&H32FFFA&}manzai with so many bags... Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.79,0:14:33.93,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H20FCF5&}It's a bag manzai! {\alphaHFF\t(964,980,\alpha100)\c}It's not a kidnapping manzai! Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.69,0:14:33.94,Endo,,0,0,110,,Scary Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.93,0:14:36.06,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}You're wrong, dumbass Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.49,0:14:37.61,Talking Red,,0,0,120,,The tempo of the kidnapping stuff at the start is good Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.61,0:14:39.27,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,And then it just speeds up when Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.27,0:14:42.07,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0AFFF1&}we get to the damn bags!! Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.10,0:14:42.60,Talking Red,,0,0,120,,So that means at that point, Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.60,0:14:45.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\c&H0AFFF1&}it becomes a bag manzai!! Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.43,0:14:45.47,Matsumoto,,0,0,150,,You're wrong, dumbass! Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.14,0:14:48.54,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0AFFF1&}This is impossible {\c}for us Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.54,0:14:50.29,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,We can do something at this level Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.58,0:14:53.68,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0AFFF1&}Lots of colored{\alphaHFF\t(960,977,\alpha100)} bags {\c}kind of manzai is just impossible for us Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.61,0:14:57.12,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Let's just go ask {\alphaHFF\t(1468,1485,\alpha100)\c&H0CFFF1&\fs45}the original creators Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.83,0:14:56.91,Matsumoto,,0,0,120,,Would you cut it out already? Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.70,0:14:59.95,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H17FFF1&\clip(370,662,370,714)\t(0,1000,\clip(370,662,915,714))}Let's ask the original creators!! Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.37,0:15:00.05,Talking Blue,,0,0,130,,What do you mean? Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.95,0:15:01.66,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H09FFF2&}If we can't get the original guys to do it,{\c} it won't work Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.32,0:15:04.39,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What are they saying, {\cc}those two? Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.15,0:15:04.52,Talking Red,,0,0,110,,Let's try asking Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.52,0:15:07.06,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,We can't cross into the new year without this Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.39,0:15:08.53,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Asking the original creators? Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.83,0:15:09.63,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Excuse us Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.63,0:15:11.27,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0EFFF1&}Sorry about that Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.20,0:15:12.04,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,For everything Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.43,0:15:15.47,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,We couldn't do it Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.47,0:15:16.64,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It was great! Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.27,0:15:19.34,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c}We didn't think it {\c&H3AFFFF&}would be that hard... Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.14,0:15:22.91,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}It isn't {\c}hard! Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.34,0:15:26.61,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}It's a pretty old joke, so... Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.67,0:15:27.81,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Daigo has a bit of a proposal... Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.55,0:15:33.05,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,If it's okay with you, {\alphaHFF\t(1063,1079,\alpha100)\c&H12FDF8&}could you, uh, that bag manzai... Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.05,0:15:36.12,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}It's not a bag manzai Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.68,0:15:36.38,Endo,,0,0,110,,Shouldn't you stop calling it a bag manzai? Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.12,0:15:40.23,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Would you two do{\c} {\alphaHFF\t(1666,1683,\alpha100)\c&H0FFFED&}that kidnapping manzai? Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.83,0:15:40.90,Matsumoto,,0,0,190,,Wait, really? Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.23,0:15:44.90,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,130,,{\fs40}They want to see the original kidnapping joke Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.56,0:15:42.46,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,No way... Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.63,0:15:42.36,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Will you? Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.60,0:15:45.24,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We haven't done this for a long time, we really haven't Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.90,0:15:46.18,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yes, understandable Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.77,0:15:46.46,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,That's true, but really... Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.83,0:15:50.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Even when watching you two do it {\cc\alphaHFF\t(1467,1484,\alpha100)}I was like, did we say it that way? Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.66,0:15:50.33,Hamada,,0,0,110,,Ah, yeah, yeah Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.84,0:15:51.33,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,So, Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.57,0:15:55.98,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H12FFEC&}We've prepared cue cards Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.12,0:15:53.92,Hamada,,0,0,110,,Cue cards? Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.67,0:15:57.39,Talking Blue,,0,0,110,,Sorry, this is really... Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.98,0:15:59.55,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}This is absurd!! Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.03,0:15:59.35,Talking Blue,,0,0,110,,Yes, we know it's absurd... Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.25,0:15:59.64,Endo,,0,0,150,,Wow, amazing Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.59,0:16:01.39,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,This is a decades-old joke Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.59,0:16:03.08,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What does he mean by cue cards? Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.41,0:16:04.24,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Excuse me Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.44,0:16:05.26,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Now, okay... Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.02,0:16:08.99,Hamada,,0,0,0,, {\pos(585,558)\an4\c}Stop it with {\cc}"Okay" Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.73,0:16:07.94,Endo,,0,0,0,,Wait, seriously? Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.60,0:16:09.49,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Start from outside Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.99,0:16:11.19,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(900,334)\an4\cc}Really? Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.67,0:16:11.02,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Yes, really, sorry Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.76,0:16:13.76,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Thank you Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.47,0:16:13.54,Hamada,,0,0,110,,What the heck? Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.93,0:16:18.43,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\c}This is really {\cc}an old joke Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.54,0:16:18.60,Talking Red,,0,0,110,,Yeah, really Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.47,0:16:20.15,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Yes, this is really quite the occasion... Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.16,0:16:20.97,Endo,,0,0,0,,Really Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.97,0:16:24.81,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\cc}You can't see it {\alphaHFF\t(1361,1378,\alpha100)}live Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.82,0:16:23.28,Yamazaki,,0,0,110,,Definitely Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.11,0:16:24.58,Talking Blue,,0,0,110,,That's the truth Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.81,0:16:27.01,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Would it be better if they maintained the {\c}{\c&H33F8F3&}original energy? Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.18,0:16:27.46,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.62,0:16:28.91,Endo,,0,0,0,,If they're going to do it, then I'd say so Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.98,0:16:32.18,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c}Please do it with your {\c&H33F8F3&}original energy Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.18,0:16:33.33,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,All righty Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.88,0:16:35.32,Endo,,0,0,110,,Are they {\cc}practicing the joke? {\c} Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.35,0:16:34.73,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ehhh? Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.05,0:16:35.27,Tanaka,,0,0,150,,Are they? Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.63,0:16:35.27,Yamazaki,,0,0,190,,Are they? Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.32,0:16:38.59,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,They're not Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.91,0:16:37.79,Endo,,0,0,110,,Oh, they're not Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.59,0:16:45.56,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,130,,{\fs40}The first Downtown manzai in about 30 years Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.75,0:16:40.92,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Okay, Downtown, please! Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.19,0:16:45.59,Endo,,0,0,0,,Please go ahead! Dialogue: 1,0:16:45.74,0:18:25.43,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\fs30\pos(900,590)\an4\bord2\shad2\c&H2587E9&\2c&HFFFFFF&}Downtown Dialogue: 1,0:16:45.74,0:18:25.43,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\fs30\bord2\shad2\c&H12BA1E&\3cc\pos(900,690)\an4}First manzai in ~30 years Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.32,0:16:47.92,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Thank you Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.48,0:16:50.73,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Well, well, recently, there have been those Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.73,0:16:53.42,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}kidnappings and such Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.42,0:16:57.84,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}of small children, taking them away and other disturbing and messed up things Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.42,0:16:58.94,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yeah, really messed up Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.65,0:17:00.25,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.94,0:17:02.80,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.35,0:17:06.11,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yeah, you've got a... Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.60,0:17:08.16,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}A son in 2nd grade right? Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.16,0:17:09.08,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yes, I do Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.08,0:17:10.78,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}I've got the 6th grader here Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.78,0:17:11.94,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Oh, really? Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.94,0:17:13.57,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}No, not "Oh, really?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.69,0:17:16.39,Talking Blue,,70,0,0,,{\an1}{\c&H37FFFA&}Hamada, {\c}stay sharp please Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.80,0:17:16.88,Matsumoto,,70,0,110,,{\an1}The hell are you saying? Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.39,0:17:18.76,Talking Blue,,70,0,0,,{\an1}{\c}It's supposed to be, {\c&H11FFE8&}"What the hell?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.76,0:17:19.77,Talking Blue,,70,0,0,,{\an1}It's "What the hell?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.78,0:17:20.82,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}What the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.07,0:17:24.18,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}So that I can scare you with this statement Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.18,0:17:25.66,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Why would I be scared? Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.03,0:17:27.35,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Ah, hello? Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.35,0:17:27.88,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yes Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.91,0:17:29.17,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Your son Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.17,0:17:29.46,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.46,0:17:31.01,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}I have him at my place Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.30,0:17:31.01,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Huh!? Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.01,0:17:33.63,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Why are you saying, "Huh!?" \NYou left him with me this morning Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.63,0:17:35.28,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Oh really? Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.20,0:17:35.94,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}No, not "Oh, really?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.71,0:17:40.31,Talking Blue,,70,0,0,,{\an1\c&H09FFEC&}Hamada, it's {\alphaHFF\t(1196,1213,\alpha100)\c}"What the hell?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.95,0:17:40.18,Hamada,,70,0,110,,{\an1}What the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.31,0:17:42.42,Talking Red,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Somehow it turned into funny man, \Nstraight man, straight man Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.74,0:17:43.64,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: In manzai, one comedian is the "boke" or "funny man" and the other is the "tsukkomi" or "straight man". It usually goes in the pattern of the funny man saying something dumb and the straight man retorting and pointing it out. Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.94,0:17:42.42,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}What the hell... Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.64,0:17:44.20,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Hello Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.20,0:17:44.66,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yes Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.82,0:17:46.42,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Bring the ransom money Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.42,0:17:47.53,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Ransom money? Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.19,0:17:51.26,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}I'm Matsumoto from the Second District, so bring the ransom money there Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.70,0:17:52.64,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Why would you tell me your name? Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.93,0:17:56.36,Endo,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Hmm, something's not quite right? Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.36,0:17:58.47,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}This guy {\cc}isn't even trying Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.86,0:18:01.10,Yamazaki,,70,0,0,,{\an1}He's getting a little rusty, come on, try a little Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.10,0:18:02.97,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\c\an1}He's using{\cc} a weird accent too Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.10,0:18:02.97,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: If you're unfamiliar with Downtown's manzais, Hamada was known to be a very aggressive tsukkomi. He's gotten really soft over the years so his tsukkomi is lacking now. Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.58,0:18:05.03,Talking Blue,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yeah, try a little Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.26,0:18:05.60,Endo,,70,0,0,,{\an1}I'm gonna be let down you know Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.34,0:18:08.09,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Why would you tell me your name?! Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.60,0:18:08.26,Talking Blue,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Right Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.18,0:18:09.55,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Also, don't tell me your location! Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.66,0:18:11.45,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Hello Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.45,0:18:13.00,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yes, hello Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.00,0:18:14.81,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}There's a phone booth in the Third District, \Nknow it? Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.81,0:18:15.91,Hamada,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Yes, I know it Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.91,0:18:20.58,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}There're going to be people watching \Nso do as I say... Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.40,0:18:22.67,Talking Red,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Just gotta go for it Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.76,0:18:23.21,Endo,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Hold up Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.26,0:18:25.43,Endo,,70,0,0,,{\an1}It was getting to the good part too... So loud Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.43,0:18:32.00,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,130,,{\fs40}Can't hear the bag part due to rude bikers Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.24,0:18:29.96,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,On a green bag, on a white piece of paper Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.43,0:18:31.81,Endo,,0,0,0,,This is the part I wanted to hear Dialogue: 1,0:18:32.00,0:18:55.29,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)\fs30\pos(900,590)\an4\bord2\shad2\c&H2587E9&\2c&HFFFFFF&}Downtown Dialogue: 1,0:18:32.00,0:18:55.29,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)\fs30\bord2\shad2\c&H12BA1E&\3cc\pos(900,690)\an4}First manzai in ~30 years Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.00,0:18:33.70,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}{\cc}That's really loud!! Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.35,0:18:34.46,Talking Blue,,70,0,110,,{\an1}What will he do with the bag? Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.04,0:18:38.27,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}On a white paper, on a green bag, \Non a white paper Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.06,0:18:40.28,Tanaka,,70,0,0,,{\an1}I really want to hear this Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.57,0:18:41.58,Endo,,70,0,110,,{\an1}{\cc}This is the one part I want to hear Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.38,0:18:42.47,Yamazaki,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Seriously? Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.24,0:18:45.25,Talking Blue,,70,0,0,,{\an1}Why's it gotta be like this... Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.75,0:18:48.04,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}If you say "blue bag" while putting it there, while saying "green bag" I'll... Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.22,0:18:51.11,Endo,,70,0,0,,{\an1}That was the part I wanted to hear the most Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.32,0:18:53.55,Matsumoto,,70,0,0,,{\an1}{\cc}That was really loud!! Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.22,0:18:58.27,Endo,,0,0,0,,I wanted to hear that the most Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.33,0:18:58.31,Talking Blue,,0,0,160,,Excuse us Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.83,0:18:58.97,Tanaka,,0,0,190,,That's no good Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.72,0:19:01.36,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.30,0:19:05.87,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c}That's the {\c&H16FEF3&}local Ibaraki culture... Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.30,0:19:05.87,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Ibaraki prefecture is known for their flashy motorcycle culture. Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.25,0:19:08.91,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that kind of delinquent Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.11,0:19:15.04,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}Hamada {\c}you've got to {\alphaHFF\t(1502,1519,\alpha100)}do it proper, really Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.07,0:19:17.05,Hamada,,0,0,0,,"Do it proper," yeah, right! Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.01,0:19:23.05,Hamada,,0,0,0,,We haven't practiced even, {\cc\alphaHFF\t(1698,1715,\alpha100)}how many years has it been? Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.57,0:19:23.39,Endo,,0,0,110,,He's been doing quite well considering Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.99,0:19:25.02,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Hey now that you think about it, see? Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.02,0:19:28.92,Hamada,,0,0,0,,It's a different era now so {\cc\alphaHFF\t(1762,1778,\alpha100)}the type of responses are different Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.92,0:19:31.79,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0CFFF0&\fs60\clip(460,650,460,720)\t(0,330,\clip(460,650,820,720))}We're leaving Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.57,0:19:34.84,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.66,0:19:37.01,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That makes me mad Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.85,0:19:38.28,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Suddenly going home Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.36,0:19:38.39,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,So glad we got to see that Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.40,0:19:40.07,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,We learned a lot Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.80,0:19:43.80,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}You guys are terrible! Comment: 0,0:19:41.67,0:19:43.04,Endo,,0,0,0,,CLIPPY can't hear Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.19,0:19:44.18,Talking Red,,0,0,110,,Excuse us, thank you Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.80,0:19:46.67,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\fad(150,0)}You're really messed up Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.67,0:19:49.94,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc}It's as if they tore off {\c}our underwear {\cc}and then up and left Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.96,0:19:48.37,Talking Over Yamasaki Left,,0,0,0,,He just launched into it Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.11,0:19:57.92,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\3c&HFFFFFF&\cc\4c&H210B9C&\move(1780,496.429,643,496.429,12,145)}The 5 can't even take a break Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.11,0:19:57.92,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\3c&HFFFFFF&\c&H0D00AB&\move(1780,592.429,640,592.429,12,145)}The bus goes to {\c&HD80076&}the next laugh assassin's base Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.01,0:19:53.30,Normal,,0,0,0,,The 5 guys aren't taking a break Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.99,0:19:56.86,Normal,,0,0,0,,The bus goes to the next assassin's base Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.79,0:20:04.56,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,552.2)\c&HF61E28&\4c&HE78181&\t(0,4553,\fs44)}Arrival at bus stop Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.83,0:20:03.79,Endo,,0,0,0,,Ok... Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.66,0:20:12.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\move(1820,552.2,640,552.2,150,0)}Actresses with a new and novel skit script! Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.19,0:20:12.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\move(-660,709,640,709,150,0)}The ones that will bring roars of laughter to your living room are these two Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.18,0:20:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\move(2140,709,640,709,160,0)}Up and coming actress duo{\c&H58FFF9&} 「3rd & 4th」 Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.07,0:20:16.67,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(667.2,456.2)}The gods of entertainment? Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.05,0:20:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H23D6E3&\fs30\an1\pos(358.629,553.8)}Female manzai duo 「3rd & 4th」 Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.05,0:20:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(351.714,712.429)\c&HE575F3&}Ashina Sei Hirose Alice Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.05,0:20:26.40,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,520.657)}Police officers, there's trouble! Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.90,0:20:29.37,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,520.657)}My best friend Ashina's underwear has been stolen! Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.79,0:20:31.43,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,520.657)}Catch the person who did this, Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.43,0:20:32.52,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,520.657)}and punish them! Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.79,0:20:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&\pos(150,612)\an4}Hirose! Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.42,0:20:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&\pos(150,612)\an4\alphaHFF}Hirose!{\c\alpha100} a girl Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.59,0:20:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&\pos(150,692)\an4}shouldn't use such Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.22,0:20:37.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&\fs34\t(0,100,\fs50)\pos(484,692)\an4}dirty words!! Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.34,0:20:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&\fs50\t(0,100,\fs40)\pos(484,692)\an4}dirty words!! Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.53,0:20:41.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}I mean, it's {\c&H35FFFC&}Ashina's underwear{\c} and all... Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.43,0:20:45.86,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Okazu Club is a different female comedy duo with members Okarina and YuiP. Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.43,0:20:45.86,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,130,,{\fs40}Complete copy of Okazu Club's joke Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.99,0:20:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Everyone will want it... Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.68,0:20:45.72,Black,,0,0,0,,You're right... Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.07,0:20:48.77,Black,,0,0,0,,Officers, to catch the criminal, {\alpha&HFF&}{\3c&H58FFF9&}what should Ashina do? Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.77,0:20:51.14,Black,,0,0,0,,Officers, to catch the criminal, {\3c&H58FFF9&}what should Ashina do? Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.14,0:20:52.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Eh?! Dialogue: 1,0:20:51.14,0:20:52.43,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(595,668,690,688)}Eh?! Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.44,0:20:54.11,Black,,0,0,0,,First, explain in detail {\3c&H47FFF1&}what kind of underwear {\3c}{\alpha&HFF&}was stolen, you say? Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.11,0:20:56.88,Black,,0,0,0,,First, explain in detail {\3c&H47FFF1&}what kind of underwear {\3c}was stolen, you say? Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.88,0:20:58.54,Black,,0,0,0,,Apologize! Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.54,0:21:00.11,Black,,0,0,0,,{\3c&H47FFF1&}Apologize to Ashina{\3c} right now!! Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.76,0:21:03.95,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(537,667,537,715)\t(0,1435,\clip(537,667,750,715))}Is this your Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.98,0:21:04.33,Black,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(368.4,717)\3c&H58FFF9&\iclip(355.2,664,928,716.8)\t(0,333,\iclip(928,664,928,716.8))}WAY OF DOING THINGS?! Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.33,0:21:05.12,Black,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(368.4,717)\3c&H58FFF9&\t(0,767,\fscx185)\pos(368.4,712.2)}WAY OF DOING THINGS?! Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.12,0:21:06.75,Black,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(368.4,717)\fscx185\3c&H58FFF9&\t(0,220,\fscx100)\pos(368.4,712.2)}WAY OF DOING THINGS?! Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.82,0:21:13.13,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.13,0:21:16.23,Black,,0,0,0,,They didn't laugh at all Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.23,0:21:18.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Failing a skit {\alpha&HFF&}on a New Years Eve program, isn't that serious? Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.43,0:21:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Failing a skit on a New Years Eve program, {\c}{\alpha&HFF&}isn't that serious? Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.13,0:21:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Failing a skit on a New Years Eve program,{\c} isn't that serious? Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.80,0:21:22.80,Black,,0,0,0,,Because... Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.80,0:21:24.47,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(110,610)\an4}That blonde guy, {\alpha&HFF&}right in the middle of the skit Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.47,0:21:27.87,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(110,610)\an4}That blonde guy, right in the middle of the skit Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.47,0:21:27.87,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(110,692)\an4\3c&H6DFDF1&}he kept on looking at me with such lewd eyes Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.54,0:21:27.87,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,522.714)}Was not! Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.87,0:21:29.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}I know, right? Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.78,0:21:30.98,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I was wondering, what is this? Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.98,0:21:34.11,Black,,0,0,0,,I bet he's gone crazy from {\3c&H6DFDF1&}so much muscle training...{\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.11,0:21:34.23,Black,,0,0,0,,{\3c&H6DFDF1&\t(0,100,\fs56)}It's gross!! Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.23,0:21:36.68,Black,,0,0,0,,{\3c&H6DFDF1&\fs56\t(0,100,\fs40)}It's gross!! Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.68,0:21:37.55,Black,,0,0,0,,This guy,{\alpha&HFF&} when he went to Hawaii with some of his juniors, Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.55,0:21:39.09,Black,,0,0,0,,This guy, when he went to Hawaii with some of his juniors, Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.09,0:21:42.29,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(170,608)\an4}He made his juniors take photos{\3c&H6DFDF1&} Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.45,0:21:42.29,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(170,692)\an4\3c&H6DFDF1&}of his muscles that he wanted to upload onto Twitter Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.29,0:21:44.59,Black,,0,0,0,,And he{\3c&H6DFDF1&} just wasn't satisfied with them Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.36,0:21:47.33,Black,,0,0,0,,By the way, {\3c&H47FFF1&}these are the photos {\3c}that were taken... Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.83,0:21:51.96,Black,,0,0,0,,{\3c&H47FFF1&}Just how many did you make them take!! Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.87,0:21:55.37,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}You're taking a lot of photos, aren't you? Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.44,0:21:55.37,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,602.333)}No, that's wrong Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.80,0:22:00.54,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,You're taking {\c&H000000&}a lot of photos there Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.54,0:22:02.61,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}It just happened like that Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.28,0:22:08.85,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,608)\an4}If you're an entertainer you shouldn't be doing muscle training, Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.95,0:22:08.85,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,688)\an4\3c&H47FFF1&}you should be training your comedy routine!! Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.89,0:22:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\an1\pos(486.666,546.333)\c&H6DFDF1&}Sing-Along Guy Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.89,0:22:16.92,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: "Sing-Along Guy" is someone who performs for sing-along children's TV shows. Kind of similar to Barney, Blue's Clues, etc. Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.89,0:22:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFFB7B8&\an1\pos(482.667,709)}Yokoyama Daisuke Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.85,0:22:16.92,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,510.333)}Everyone! Hello!~ Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.49,0:22:20.56,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H6DFDF1&}Bringing you a lovely song,{\alpha&HFF&}{\c} I am the Sing-Along Guy!! Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.56,0:22:22.36,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H6DFDF1&}Bringing you a lovely song,{\c} I am the Sing-Along Guy!! Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.36,0:22:23.41,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hey, you two Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.16,0:22:27.83,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,608)\an4}It sounded like you were having a quarrel, Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.50,0:22:27.83,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,690)\an4}{\c}{\c&H6DFDF1&}about that entertainer who has too much muscle Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.10,0:22:29.10,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,With the muscle training, {\c&H6DFDF1&}{\alpha&HFF&}there's a proper reason for it Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.10,0:22:30.77,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,With the muscle training, {\c&H6DFDF1&}there's a proper reason for it Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.77,0:22:33.01,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H6DFDF1&}If we sing this song,{\c} I'm sure you'll understand Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.01,0:22:34.17,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H6DFDF1&}Music start!! Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.95,0:22:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(450.667,670.667,988,713.333)\t(0,2730,\iclip(850,670.667,988,713.333))}We're all grossed out~ Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.72,0:22:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(330.667,670.666,958.667,720)\t(0,1846,\iclip(690.667,670.666,958.667,720)}Hitoshi's body really grosses us out Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.57,0:22:49.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(690.667,670.666,958.667,720)\t(0,768,\iclip(958.667,670.666,958.667,720)}Hitoshi's body really grosses us out Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.47,0:22:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(250.667,668,1100.667,717.333)\t(0,3120,\iclip(1100.667,668,1100.667,717.333))}Where did your charisma that made people laugh go? Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.53,0:22:57.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(300.667,668,1044,720)\t(0,3729,\iclip(1044,668,1044,720))}The only one here is a pro wrestler Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.66,0:23:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(172.444,669.333,720.978,720)\t(0,2652,\iclip(703.778,669.333,720.978,720))}What even is your goal? {\alpha&HFF&}If we look into it, Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.33,0:23:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(700.889,670.222,1112.889,720)\t(0,1852,\iclip(1112.889,670.222,1112.889,720))}What even is your goal? If we look into it, Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.29,0:23:09.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(180,670.857,654.857,720)\t(0,2636,\iclip(654.857,670.857,654.857,720))}The cringey reason is {\alpha&HFF&}it's for your daughter's sake Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.26,0:23:12.11,Default,,0,0,0,, The cringey reason is{\iclip(580.714,668.571,1080.857,720)\t(0,1900,\iclip(1080.857,668.571,1090.857,720))} it's for your daughter's sake Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.16,0:23:14.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(389.714,669.714,891.429,720)\t(0,1351,\iclip(891.429,669.714,891.429,720))}Even Takeda (Shinji) Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.16,0:23:14.15,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Takeda Shinji is an actor and tarento. Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.15,0:23:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(424,667.429,856,720)\t(0,1468,\iclip(856,667.429,856,720))}Even Kusano (Hitoshi) Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.15,0:23:16.72,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Kusano Hitoshi is a news announcer. Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.72,0:23:20.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(409.143,667.429,875.429,720)\t(0,1835,\iclip(875.429,667.429,875.429,720))}Even Mandy Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.72,0:23:20.82,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Mandy is a dancer and member of the Japanese pop group, EXILE. Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.85,0:23:22.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(245.714,669.714,720,720)\t(0,1184,\iclip(714.656,669.714,720,720))}Everyone everyone {\alpha&HFF&}is training Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.77,0:23:24.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone everyone {\iclip(720.429,666.286,1038.857,720)\t(0,1168,\iclip(1038.857,666.286,1038.857,720)}is training Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.39,0:23:28.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(330.286,668.571,960.857,720)\t(0,1935,\iclip(950.857,668.571,960.857,720))\fad(0,267)}Because you all want to be popular Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.08,0:23:44.58,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}That was messed up... Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.71,0:23:48.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Should we try the joke one more time? Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.85,0:23:51.72,Black,,0,0,0,,I can't Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.28,0:23:54.55,Black,,0,0,0,,That guy there (Hamada) Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.55,0:23:58.29,Black,,0,0,0,,He had his mouth wide open the whole time {\3c&H58FFF9&}just spacing out Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.92,0:23:58.29,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,601)}That's not true Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.29,0:23:59.29,Hamada,,0,0,0,,I was not Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.29,0:24:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}He was completely{\alpha&HFF&} spaced out Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.29,0:24:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}He was completely spaced out Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.99,0:24:04.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}That's right, that's right, I remember now. This person... Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.60,0:24:06.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}When he went and ate {\c&H58FFF9&}with his juniors, Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.83,0:24:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Wanting to look cool {\c&H58FFF9&}to them, Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.80,0:24:10.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Said "See ya, {\alpha&HFF&}thanks for coming out, later!!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.44,0:24:10.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Said "See ya, thanks for coming out,{\alpha&HFF&} later!!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.90,0:24:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Said "See ya, thanks for coming out, later!!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.67,0:24:15.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}And as he dashed into a car, Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.81,0:24:19.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Apparently {\c&H58FFF9&\iclip(68,670.857,1212.571,715.429)\t(0,1735,\iclip(1212.571,670.857,1212.571,715.429))}it was a complete stranger's car{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.55,0:24:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}And apparently {\c&H58FFF9&}that happened a bunch of times, too{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.96,0:24:21.52,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,586.333)}Surely that's not right? Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.52,0:24:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Isn't it crazy how senile he is? Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.00,0:24:24.75,Black,,0,0,0,,And as well, Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.75,0:24:25.88,Black,,0,0,0,,The other three{\alpha&HFF&}{\3c&H58FFF9&} are only mid level entertainers Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.88,0:24:27.05,Black,,0,0,0,,The other three {\3c&H58FFF9&}are only mid level entertainers Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.05,0:24:30.06,Black,,0,0,0,,Normally you just{\3c&H58FFF9&} read between the lines{\3c} and laugh right? Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.81,0:24:30.06,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,606.333)}Right? Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.06,0:24:32.33,Black,,0,0,0,,But do you you know him? Hosei Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.33,0:24:36.50,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(80,608)\an4}Apparently he really likes Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.49,0:24:36.50,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(80,688)\an4}{\3c&H58FFF9&}the sweet potato {\3c}they bring for the recording of Osaka Honwaka TV Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.50,0:24:38.00,Black,,0,0,0,,After the recording, Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.00,0:24:40.43,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,602)\an4}Apparently, {\3c&H58FFF9&}he gathered up all the leftover Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.00,0:24:40.43,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,688)\an4}sweet potatoes from the dressing room Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.43,0:24:42.90,Black,,0,0,0,,{\3c&H58FFF9&}That the other entertainers left behind{\3c} and took it home himself Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.44,0:24:46.21,Black,,0,0,0,,What a stunningly {\3c&H58FFF9&}filthy entertainer{\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.44,0:24:44.37,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,606.333)}Really? Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.63,0:24:46.21,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,606.333)}That's sad... Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.21,0:24:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}This guy... Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.54,0:24:50.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}For more than 5 years, Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.01,0:24:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}He was {\c&H58FFF9&}a commentator on an Osaka news program{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.48,0:24:53.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}{\c&H58FFF9&}But his comments were so stupid,{\alpha&HFF&}{\c} he was fired recently Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.65,0:24:55.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}{\c&H58FFF9&}But his comments were so stupid,{\c} he was fired recently Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.41,0:24:56.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}And then, {\alpha&HFF&}apparently feeling{\c&H58FFF9&} a sense of danger,{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.35,0:24:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}And then, apparently feeling{\c&H58FFF9&} a sense of danger,{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.22,0:24:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}Suddenly, Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.79,0:25:02.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H35FFFC&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Said he wanted to become a "committed dad" entertainer Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.52,0:25:04.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}He approached {\c&H58FFF9&}the producer for the show, "My First Errand"{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.52,0:25:04.99,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: "My First Errand" is a show that sends young kids out to run an errand for their parents. Though they are filmed and supervised, the kids are unaware and are mostly on their own. Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.99,0:25:08.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}And was in {\c&H58FFF9&}direct talks {\c}about appearing Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.45,0:25:11.06,Endo,,0,0,0,,He just happened to be there... We just talked... Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.06,0:25:11.83,Endo,,0,0,0,,We just talked Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.53,0:25:13.97,Black,,0,0,0,,And Tanaka... Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.97,0:25:17.64,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(250,608)\an4}Apparently {\3c&H58FFF9&}a friend of his kid in middle school Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.70,0:25:17.64,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(250,688)\an4}came and had a sleepover at his house Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.64,0:25:19.30,Black,,0,0,0,,And when the kid's friend woke up the next day, {\alpha&HFF&}this guy Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.30,0:25:20.27,Black,,0,0,0,,And when the kid's friend woke up the next day, this guy Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.27,0:25:21.17,Black,,0,0,0,,He had ironed{\alpha&HFF&}{\3c&H58FFF9&} his friend's uniform Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.17,0:25:22.71,Black,,0,0,0,,He had ironed {\3c&H58FFF9&}his friend's uniform Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.71,0:25:25.68,Black,,0,0,0,,It sounds like{\3c&H58FFF9&} the friend got creeped out{\3c} from that Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.68,0:25:28.08,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,I do it for everyone... Everyone... Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.71,0:25:30.45,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,You're so kind!! Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.45,0:25:34.02,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}I just did it for everyone...{\alpha&HFF&}{\c} Because I was doing mine as well Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.02,0:25:37.29,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&}I just did it for everyone...{\c} Because I was doing mine as well Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.60,0:25:37.29,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,605)}What's with that, what's up with that? Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.29,0:25:39.09,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Everyone's was there... Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.03,0:25:39.09,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,But... Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.09,0:25:40.03,Black,,0,0,0,,That's more than dirty,{\alpha&HFF&}{\3c&H58FFF9&} it's terrifying Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.03,0:25:41.89,Black,,0,0,0,,That's more than dirty,{\3c&H58FFF9&} it's terrifying Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.03,0:25:41.89,Default,,0,0,110,,{\4c&HFFFFFF&}pIt's gross Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.93,0:25:49.71,Talking Gold,,0,0,0,,{\an6\pos(1071.333,402.333)}Okay okay, that's enough for now Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.37,0:25:54.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\fs30\c&H16DCE6&\pos(740.286,542.143)}Sing Along Guy Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.37,0:25:54.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\c&HDD7D71&\pos(733.429,712.429)}Kobayashi Yoshihisa Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.40,0:25:54.14,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\an4\pos(35,472)}You two have been saying, "you're dirty, you're dirty" about those three Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.35,0:25:55.53,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,But with entertainers, Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.82,0:25:58.86,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,They do fine work from being \Ndirty and getting laughs from it Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.41,0:26:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0AFFF1&\3c&HE10C24&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Music Start!! Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.24,0:26:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(333.714,670.857,946.286,720)\t(0,3119,\iclip(946.286,670.857,946.286,720))}The sun will come out tomorrow Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.06,0:26:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(40.857,667.429,1050.571,720)\t(0,3570,\iclip(1050.571,667.429,1050.571,720))}Bet your bottom dollar that good things happen tomorrow! {\alpha&HFF&}However... Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.98,0:26:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(1050.429,670.857,1240.429,713.143)\t(0,984,\iclip(1240.429,670.857,1240.429,713.143))}Bet your bottom dollar that good things happen tomorrow! However... Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.68,0:26:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(350.857,669.714,790.571,720)\t(0,2336,\iclip(790.571,669.714,790.571,720))}A muscle training addict, {\alpha&HFF&}Hitoshi Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.78,0:26:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(790.714,664,920.714,720)\t(0,650,\iclip(920.714,664,920.714,720))}A muscle training addict, Hitoshi Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.04,0:26:27.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(280.857,672,860.143,720)\t(0,3169,\iclip(860.143,672,860.143,720))}A man that forgets what he eats, {\alpha&HFF&}Hamada Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.89,0:26:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(845.714,673.143,1000.714,720)\t(0,1318,\iclip(1000.714,673.143,1000.714,720))}A man that forgets what he eats, Hamada Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.68,0:26:31.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(352,669.714,1000.429,720)\t(0,1117,\iclip(580.429,669.714,1000.429,720))}Post divorce depression,{\alpha&HFF&} Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.81,0:26:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(580.857,673.143,930.286,720)\t(0,3704,\iclip(930.286,673.143,930.286,720))}Post divorce depression, Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.28,0:26:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(224,665.143,517.714,720)\t(0,1118,\iclip(517.714,665.143,517.714,720))}Hoping for {\alpha&HFF&}a job as a committed dad, Endo Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.45,0:26:42.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(460.143,670.857,898.286,720)\t(0,3420,\iclip(898.286,670.857,898.286,720))}Hoping for a job as a committed dad,{\alpha&HFF&} Endo Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.79,0:26:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(910.857,672,1056,713.143)\t(0,600,\iclip(1056,672,1056,713.143))}Hoping for a job as a committed dad, Endo Comment: 0,0:26:45.51,0:26:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(470,672,710.667,720)\t(0,484,\iclip(598.667,672,710.667,720))}Rakugo Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.51,0:26:47.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(480.667,672,700.667,720)\t(0,967,\iclip(700.667,672,700.667,720))}Rakugo life, {\alpha&HFF&}Hosei Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.51,0:26:48.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(700.333,662.667,814.667,720)\t(0,784,\iclip(814.667,662.667,814.667,720))}Rakugo life, Hosei Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.91,0:26:51.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(288,665.333,621.333,720)\t(0,1802,\iclip(621.333,665.333,621.333,720))}The amount of laughs {\alpha&HFF&}decreases as time goes on Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.35,0:26:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(600.667,665.333,820,720)\t(0,1518,\iclip(820,665.333,820,720))}The amount of laughs decreases {\alpha&HFF&}as time goes on Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.28,0:26:56.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(780.333,668,1080,720)\t(0,1618,\iclip(1080,668,1080,720))}The amount of laughs decreases as time goes on Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.55,0:26:57.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(468,670.667,669.333,720)\t(0,935,\iclip(669.333,670.667,669.333,720))}Gaki no {\alpha&HFF&}Tsukai Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.80,0:26:59.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(650.333,670.667,814.667,720)\t(0,917,\iclip(814.667,670.667,814.667,720))}Gaki no Tsukai Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.45,0:27:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(240.667,670.667,416,720)\t(0,850,\iclip(416,670.667,416,720))}You're all {\alpha&HFF&}dirty! We're worried about tomorrow Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.66,0:27:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(438.667,665.333,624,720)\t(0,1234,\iclip(624,665.333,624,720))}You're all dirty! {\alpha&HFF&}We're worried about tomorrow Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.22,0:27:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(510.333,666.667,857.333,720)\t(0,1098,\iclip(857.333,666.667,857.333,720))}You're all dirty! We're worried {\alpha&HFF&}about tomorrow Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.16,0:27:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\iclip(760.667,662.667,1080.333,720)\t(0,1902,\iclip(1080.333,662.667,1080.333,720))}You're all dirty! We're worried about tomorrow Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.69,0:27:18.01,Hamada,,0,0,0,,That's just mean Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.79,0:27:20.66,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,You're all dirty and{\c&H000000&} you're all out Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.77,0:27:28.38,Endo,,0,0,0,,Oi... Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.80,0:27:30.81,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I tell them to not leave the photos behind... Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.83,0:27:36.83,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yeah... Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.27,0:27:36.83,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Yeah...