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Emperor Akihito abdicated the throne in 2019 for the first time in Japanese history since 1817 to his son, Naruhito. Thus the end of the Heisei era and the beginning of the Reiwa era. Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.73,0:00:06.93,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)}It was a tough school Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.09,0:00:08.63,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)}This person actually appeared Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.70,0:00:10.33,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)}It's rather different from previous years Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.40,0:00:12.47,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)}It's the one which has surprised me the most so far Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.53,0:00:15.47,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)}Fitting for it being the last Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.20,0:00:20.71,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\clip(222.857,232,230.857,318.857)\shad0\t(0,300,\clip(230.857,235.143,1099.429,320}Provoked {\pos(661.714,310.143)\c&H1300C8&}into the depths of suppressed emotions {\c} Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.77,0:00:23.11,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\fs50}You made me wait too long!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.11,0:00:28.48,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\pos(300.286,55)}The greatest and strongest Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.26,0:00:24.97,Normal,,0,0,0,,This year's No Laughing has the Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.28,0:00:28.48,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,Assassins {\fad(600,0)\pos(861.714,523.857)\3c&HFFFFFF&\c&H1300B8&}of Laughter {\cc} Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.96,0:00:28.33,Normal,,0,0,0,,The show's greatest and strongest assassins of laughter! Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.55,0:00:34.09,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\c&H1401B4&\3c&HFFFFFF&\pos(300.571,480.429)}Appearance!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.41,0:00:31.83,Normal,,0,0,0,,Unexpected people appear one after another! Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.55,0:00:34.76,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\q2\fs300\t(0,200,\fs60)\fad(150,0)\frz3.365\pos(630,477)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 1,0:00:34.76,0:00:34.77,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(633,494)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 2,0:00:34.77,0:00:34.79,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(612,482)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 3,0:00:34.79,0:00:34.81,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(637,492)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 4,0:00:34.81,0:00:34.82,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(638,490)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 5,0:00:34.82,0:00:34.84,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(637,481)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 6,0:00:34.84,0:00:34.86,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(613,495)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 7,0:00:34.86,0:00:34.87,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(608,482)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 8,0:00:34.87,0:00:34.89,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(624,486)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 9,0:00:34.89,0:00:34.91,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(606,481)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 10,0:00:34.91,0:00:34.92,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(631,486)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 11,0:00:34.92,0:00:34.94,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(623,487)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 12,0:00:34.94,0:00:34.96,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(613,493)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 13,0:00:34.96,0:00:35.96,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\frz3.365\pos(621,487)\bord2\shad0\c&HFFFFFF&}This is kinda {\c&H1600C8&}bad!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.12,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(100)\fad(0,700)\c&H0F00BD&\pos(132,92)\frz(-5)\3c&HFFFFFF&}Shocks Dialogue: 1,0:00:36.19,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(90)\fad(0,700)\c&H0F00BD&\pos(-20,176)\frz(5.8)\3c&HFFFFFF&}Shocks Dialogue: 2,0:00:36.26,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(80)\fad(0,700)\c&H0F00BD&\pos(0,347)\frz(-5.8)\3c&HFFFFFF&}Shocks Dialogue: 3,0:00:36.32,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(70)\fad(0,700)\c&H0F00BD&\pos(370,447)\frz(10)\3c&HFFFFFF&}Shocks Dialogue: 4,0:00:36.32,0:00:40.60,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\an4\c&H0F00BD&\pos(110,347)\t(0,4000,\fscx(120))\3c&HFFFFFF&}Shocks Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.12,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(100)\fad(0,700)\cc\3c&HFFFFFF&\pos(188,401)\frz(-5)}one after another!! Dialogue: 1,0:00:36.19,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(90)\fad(0,700)\cc\3c&HFFFFFF&\pos(118,387)\frz(5.8)}one after another!! Dialogue: 2,0:00:36.26,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(80)\fad(0,700)\cc\3c&HFFFFFF&\pos(66,572)\frz(-5.8)}one after another!! Dialogue: 3,0:00:36.32,0:00:37.04,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs(60)\fad(0,700)\cc\3c&HFFFFFF&\pos(504,622)\frz(10)}one after another!! Dialogue: 4,0:00:36.39,0:00:40.60,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\an4\cc\3c&HFFFFFF&\pos(77,510)\t(0,4000,\fscx(120))}one after another!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.44,0:00:40.60,Normal,,0,0,0,,Continuous surprises unlike the others in this No Laughing series! Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.01,0:00:44.83,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\fad(300,300)\pos(641.143,314.714)\bord2\3c&H000000&\blur10}No {\c&H1C05D1&}Laughing{\c}... Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.29,0:00:43.33,Normal,,0,0,0,,No laughing... Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.33,0:00:44.31,Normal,,0,0,0,,This year's theme... Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.60,0:00:47.00,Black,,0,0,0,,Don't you want to join {\4c&H24097D&\c&H2DFFFF&\3cc}Yoshimoto{\c\3c}? Comment: 0,0:00:47.02,0:00:49.02,Normal,,0,0,0,,stuff line above after trans Dialogue: 5,0:00:47.03,0:00:48.50,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\clip(464,638.667,464,660)\fs70\t(10,560,\clip(464,638.667,800,660))\pos(626.667,709))}We don't!! Dialogue: 4,0:00:47.02,0:00:48.50,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(464.667,638.667,464,668)\fs70\t(10,560,\clip(464.667,638.667,800,668))\pos(626.667,709))}We don't!! Dialogue: 3,0:00:47.02,0:00:48.50,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\clip(464,645.333,464.667,677.333)\fs70\t(10,560,\clip(464,645.333,800,677.333))\pos(626.667,709))}We don't!! Dialogue: 2,0:00:47.02,0:00:48.50,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\clip(464,644,464,685.333)\fs70\t(10,560,\clip(464,644,800,685.333))\pos(626.667,709))}We don't!! Dialogue: 1,0:00:47.02,0:00:48.50,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(464,666.667,464,705.333)\fs70\t(10,560,\clip(464,666.667,800,705.333))\pos(626.667,709))}We don't!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.67,0:00:51.27,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\pos(646.857,593.571)\c&H2D1DBF&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H46CDD3&}No Laughing {\c&HBA4C0E&}Youthful High School Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.15,0:00:51.35,Normal,,0,0,0,,...is Youthful High School! Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.47,0:00:54.31,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(500,0)\pos(646.857,506.714)\c&H1800CE&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}The forbidden routine {\c&H00D2FF&\3c&H000000&}unsealed Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.95,0:00:54.44,Normal,,0,0,0,,That forbidden routine is finally unsealed Comment: 0,0:00:54.41,0:00:56.41,Black,,0,0,0,,clip above Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.42,0:00:57.55,Black,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H220393&\pos(645.333,521)\clip(368,470.667,368,526.667)\t(10,401,\clip(368,470.667,548,526.667))\t(1152,2286,\clip(368,470.667,916,532))}You guys {\c&H37FFFE&\3c&H000000&}ain't recording right? Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.55,0:00:59.11,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\cc}This really toed the line!! Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.61,0:01:02.78,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(500,0)\c&H0DE3E5&\pos(629.714,562.714)}New Segment {\c&H1602A3&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H080163&}Escape Game Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.78,0:01:02.27,Normal,,0,0,0,,New segment: the Escape Game from Hell! Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.83,0:01:06.42,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,0)\fscx10\t(0,233,\fscx100)\alpha50\bord1\pos(634.286,337.572)}Scary punishments Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.56,0:01:05.91,Normal,,0,0,0,,The five are attacked by scary punishments! Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.85,0:01:11.76,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs43\fad(300,0)\pos(641.143,581)\c&HF72D50&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H3FC0BD&}Downtown {\c&H3BFFFC&\3cc}doing a manzai routine for the first time in 30 years Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.27,0:01:11.38,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fs34}And for some reason, Downtown will do a manzai routine for the first time in 30 years?! Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:15.80,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\c&HDD0006&\3c&HFFFFFF&\pos(395.429,571.857)}Chono Slap Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.35,0:01:15.53,Normal,,0,0,0,,The customary Chono slap has some big changes! Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.36,0:01:15.80,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\pos(992,528.429)\c&H1800C5&\3c&HFFFFFF&}with Big Changes Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.06,0:01:18.07,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\3c&H7778FD&\blur3\bord1\4c&H0C00FF&}I'll give you {\4c&H4EFCE9&\3c&H4EFCE9&}a chance {\3c&H7778FD&\4c&H0C00FF&} Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.04,0:01:18.07,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,I'll take it Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.48,0:01:20.31,Normal,,0,0,0,,Even now during Reiwa era, Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.53,0:01:23.24,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs43\fad(500,0)\cc\pos(636,575.667)\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H82E6F9&}Even on Reiwa era's New Year's Eve {\c&H3D06CA&}it's all comedy {\c&HC43D30&}for 6 hours Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.31,0:01:22.08,Normal,,0,0,0,,We'll make them laugh in this showdown! Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.08,0:01:23.20,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,This is hell Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.85,0:01:26.19,Normal,,0,0,0,,New Year's Eve Special Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.19,0:01:30.66,Normal,,0,0,0,,Absolutely No Laughing Youthful High School 24 Hours! Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:31.01,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\bord2\pos(632,196)}Absolutely No Laughing Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:31.01,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\pos(632,284)\c&HA0AA43&\3c&HFFFFFF&}Youthful Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:31.01,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\pos(638.667,436)\c&H2201CE&\3c&HFFFFFF&}High School {\c&H19A2C6&}24 Hours Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.15,0:01:39.39,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&H02A60D&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&\pos(638.666,565.333)}Downtown Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.15,0:01:39.39,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HADD436&\pos(469.333,614)}Matsumoto Hitoshi Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.15,0:01:39.39,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&HB1DF33&\pos(808,614)}Hamada Masatoshi Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.43,0:01:38.23,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Good evening! Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.14,0:01:40.10,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Good evening! Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.39,0:01:41.26,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(636,611.667)\4c&H07EB17&}Tsukitei Hosei Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.85,0:01:40.93,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Good evening! Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.18,0:01:42.99,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Everyone, there's that title call but Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,0:01:43.06,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&H02A60D&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&\pos(640.666,561.333)}Cocorico Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,0:01:43.06,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H3780DC&\pos(469.333,613.334)}Endo Shouzou Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,0:01:43.06,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\4c&H2184DE&\pos(796.667,613.999)}Tanaka Naoki Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.06,0:01:45.46,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's possible {\cc}they didn't film anything{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.80,0:01:45.71,Hamada,,0,0,0,,No, it was filmed Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.46,0:01:47.93,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We might even have to do {\cc}a press conference to apologize {\c} Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.97,0:01:49.65,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Something like "We didn't film anything this year!" Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.80,0:01:51.38,Endo,,0,0,0,,We did do it properly, for now Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.47,0:01:53.27,Hamada,,0,0,0,,It's aired for 14 consecutive years Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.42,0:01:56.69,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(0,292,\fs50)\c&HF81C1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H5EDCEC&\pos(622.667,462.667)}The No Laughing series Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.42,0:01:56.69,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(0,292,\fs50)\c&H1800C6&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H5EDCEC&\pos(628,566.666)}Broadcast on New Year's for 14 consecutive years Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.62,0:01:53.65,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Amazing, right? Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.73,0:01:55.22,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,It's amazing Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.69,0:01:59.41,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,619.667)}Well then, {\cc}Matsumoto Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.29,0:01:59.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Do I have to do it this time as well? Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.72,0:02:00.04,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,All right! Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.04,0:02:01.40,Endo,,0,0,0,,If you please Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.36,0:02:04.82,Hamada,,0,0,0,,VTR... Over there, that camera Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.69,0:02:04.15,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,All right, I'll start. Then, I suppose it can't he-helped! Where do I look? Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.80,0:02:07.80,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,VTR... Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.80,0:02:13.09,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\fs1\t(0,161,\fs50)\t(162,294,\fs40)\clip(249.333,645.333,544,720)\t(695,1529,\clip(249.333,648,917.333,720)}You guys {\alphaHFF\t(661,678,\alpha100)}ain't recording right?! Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.80,0:02:13.09,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: This is a reference to a scandal regarding comedians who were suspended by Yoshimoto Kogyo. Yoshimoto CEO Okamoto said this phrase when informing them of their suspension as a joke, but it fell flat as they took it to be him exerting pressure on them. Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.73,0:02:10.95,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(645,585)}Yes they are Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.52,0:02:13.09,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(624,516)\fs50}They're recording Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.09,0:02:17.63,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\bord3\shad0\pos(636.953,269.381)}No Laughing Youthful High School Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.14,0:02:24.10,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(600,0)\blur4\c&H0F7FF7&\3c&HFFFFFF&\move(929.334,571.667,887.667,571,14,5953)}The morning of the beginning Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.28,0:02:20.94,Normal,,0,0,0,,The morning of the beginning Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.92,0:02:23.97,Normal,,0,0,0,,The soft light of the sun Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.31,0:02:28.27,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fad(600,600)\blur4\c&HF60005&\3c&HFFFFFF&\move(625.333,575.667,657.333,575.667,0,3904)}announces a challenge to the men Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.65,0:02:27.48,Normal,,0,0,0,,announces a challenge to the men Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.05,0:02:29.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's freezing... Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.95,0:02:32.07,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs16\move(1088,527,910,524,0,300)\t(0,300,\fs90)\t(300,500,\fs70)}Poot Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.07,0:02:35.61,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,You farted, {\cc}Hamada Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.50,0:02:34.16,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Seriously. Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.65,0:02:35.55,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(648,607)}It's only been 2 seconds since it started Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.61,0:02:39.05,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(637.333,617)}The {\cc}sound was like that of a walrus {\c} Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.81,0:02:38.97,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Seriously Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.36,0:02:39.58,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,I was being serious Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.00,0:02:41.37,Hamada,,0,0,0,,We're so far away, they can't even pick up the sound Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.96,0:02:42.62,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,That's really not the point Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.98,0:02:42.52,Endo,,0,0,0,,No, no, they can hear it Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.32,0:02:45.55,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(672,629)}Sounds like when {\cc}the parent walrus protects its child{\c} Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.55,0:02:48.51,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,That one's really angry then Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.85,0:02:50.70,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah, seriously Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.86,0:02:54.10,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(640,606.333)}"Wait here" Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.00,0:02:53.76,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Well, it's the same as always Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.09,0:02:54.45,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Right Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.24,0:02:55.34,Hamada,,0,0,0,,We'll wait... Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.02,0:02:56.97,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,No, no. Well, we'll wait but... Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.60,0:02:59.05,Endo,,0,0,0,,We've seen it over a dozen times already Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.76,0:02:59.40,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(641.333,614.333)}I already feel tired Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.40,0:03:01.74,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(641.333,617)}I just got here, but I'm already {\cc}tired Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.23,0:03:02.38,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Already complaining Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.23,0:03:03.51,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,It's been a year already. Time sure flies Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.30,0:03:12.81,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(636,594.333)}The field is currently being used for rugby practice Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.30,0:03:12.81,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: The 2019 Rugby World Cup was held in Japan where the Japanese National Team surprisingly made it to quarterfinals despite all odds. Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.51,0:03:07.61,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Well, well Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.90,0:03:09.62,Hamada,,0,0,0,,So this year's rugby... Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.61,0:03:11.27,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Right Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.84,0:03:12.50,Endo,,0,0,0,,This year, yeah, they did rugby. It was exciting Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.82,0:03:13.05,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It was good Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.53,0:03:16.83,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(16,316,\fs40)\c&H02FFF0&\3c&H000000&\move(563,451,826,461,16,316)\4c&HFFFFFF&}Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.83,0:03:18.39,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)\c&H02FFF0&\3c&H000000&\move(826,461,909,472)\fad(0,400)\4c&HFFFFFF&}Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.25,0:03:20.99,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Oh... I knew it Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.42,0:03:21.76,Black,,0,0,0,,{\3cc\c&H0DFFF1&\pos(644,595.667)\4c&HFFFFFF&}Heeey!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.01,0:03:22.54,Endo,,0,0,0,,Many things have happened recently Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.36,0:03:24.83,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(642.667,611.667)}So many things happened {\c}I wondered how it would go Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.83,0:03:28.00,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,You're the person who appeared at {\cc}the press conference {\c}right? Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.83,0:03:29.53,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: This is referring to the press conference held by Yoshimoto Kogyo (the company who employs Japan's top comedians, including Downtown) about the suspended comedians over a scandal involving a crime group. Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.00,0:03:33.03,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\pos(705.333,551.667)}Downtown's former manager Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.00,0:03:33.03,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&HF04D49&\pos(697.333,607.667)}Fujiwara Hiroshi Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.40,0:03:29.47,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It was good Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.01,0:03:30.05,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,We watched it Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.05,0:03:32.76,Black,,0,0,0,,Everyone, I'm glad you came here this year as well Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.35,0:03:33.96,Endo,,0,0,0,,He didn't touch on it at all Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.30,0:03:36.77,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650.667,613)}He {\cc}completely ignored {\c}what we said Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.01,0:03:35.77,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,He won't talk about that Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.83,0:03:37.51,Black,,0,0,0,,Leaving that aside... Wait a little Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.45,0:03:38.82,Endo,,0,0,0,,I don't think it's something to be left aside Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.32,0:03:40.74,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(0,199,\fs60)\bord4\move(608,233,341.333,317,15,199)}Gather here!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.76,0:03:43.04,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300)\fs1\t(0,160,\fs60)\bord4\move(1073.333,390.333,1017.333,291.666,10,160)\frz9.095}Gather here! Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.66,0:03:44.78,Black,,0,0,0,,Fall in line! Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.25,0:03:48.28,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(642.667,613)}The rugby players? Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.04,0:03:47.67,Endo,,0,0,0,,Rugby's pretty popular at the moment Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.41,0:03:48.08,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,So is he the teacher? Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.28,0:03:50.02,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(612,261)}Huh?! Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.54,0:03:50.13,Hamada,,0,0,0,,I think he's the coach Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.55,0:03:50.74,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Coach? Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.37,0:03:51.36,Black,,0,0,0,,Everyone, gather here! Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.68,0:03:52.45,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,531.667)}Huh?! Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.35,0:03:52.45,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1080,514.333)}Huh?! Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.59,0:03:52.45,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(642.667,455.667)}Wha- No way?! Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.72,0:03:55.02,Hamada,,0,0,0,,They're {\cc}the real deal{\c}!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.72,0:03:57.55,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: These guys are actual players from the Japanese National Team for rugby. Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.57,0:04:01.03,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\clip(489.333,665.333,489,717.333)\t(17,300,\clip(493.333,664,605.333,720))\t(451,851,\clip(489.333,665.333,784,717.333))}Wow, amazing!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.32,0:04:01.64,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(641.333,669)}No, no... What's this? Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.73,0:04:05.37,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Surely there's {\cc}a more meaningful way to incorporate you guys{\c}?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.37,0:04:10.97,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(630.667,591.667)}A gathering of Japan's National Team rugby players Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.22,0:04:07.66,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Whoa, this is amazing! Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.41,0:04:08.64,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,This is so extravagant! Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.31,0:04:10.58,Black,,0,0,0,,Hey, you guys!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.11,0:04:13.88,Black,,0,0,0,,Do you understand why I'm {\c&H1BFFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}angry{\c\3c\4c}? Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.88,0:04:17.58,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(489.333,661.333,489.667,717.333)\t(10,408,\clip(493.333,656,690.667,718.667))\t(441,1275,\clip(493.333,664,725.333,720))\t(1592,1609,\clip(489.333,661.333,782.667,717.333))}This year's... No Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.58,0:04:18.65,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,615.667)}I said it wrong Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.81,0:04:20.95,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(512,455)}Pft!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.68,0:04:18.84,Endo,,0,0,0,,That was wrong?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.49,0:04:21.28,Endo,,0,0,0,,This quickly? Honestly... Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.49,0:04:22.28,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What the hell... Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.78,0:04:22.94,Black,,0,0,0,,Do you understand why I'm angry?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.08,0:04:25.42,Black,,0,0,0,,It's not because {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}you lost the match {\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.46,0:04:26.92,Black,,0,0,0,,That "it doesn't matter" attitude... Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.00,0:04:27.45,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(636,642)}Huh? Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.22,0:04:30.86,Black,,0,0,0,,It's because I {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}can't forgive {\alphaHFF\t(1647,1648,\alpha100)}that part of your hearts, {\c\3c\4c}you fools Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.86,0:04:33.53,Black,,0,0,0,,In this year's {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}World Cup Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.93,0:04:35.49,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Was it like that? Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.53,0:04:35.83,Black,,0,0,0,,you did a great job {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}being in the Best 8 for the first time in history {\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.85,0:04:36.57,Black,,0,0,0,,But y'know Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.93,0:04:37.09,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,This is amazing Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.88,0:04:37.65,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(645,613)}They're like idols Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.63,0:04:41.50,Black,,0,0,0,,In the match against South Africa, {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\alphaHFF\t(2248,2249,\alpha100)\4c&HFFFFFF&}your score was 3 to 26 Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.12,0:04:40.06,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(652,609)}This is taking a long time Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.08,0:04:42.51,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(622,602)}Who cares about what you have to say? Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.21,0:04:43.42,Black,,0,0,0,,Don't you find that frustrating? Dialogue: 5,0:04:43.89,0:04:46.98,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\clip(530.667,470.667,530.333,494.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,677,\clip(530.667,470.667,737.333,494.667))}We do Dialogue: 4,0:04:43.89,0:04:46.98,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(530.333,472,530.333,502.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,677,\clip(530.333,472,737.333,502.667))}We do Dialogue: 3,0:04:43.89,0:04:46.98,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\clip(530.667,472,530.667,510.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,677,\clip(530.667,472,737.667,510.667))}We do Dialogue: 2,0:04:43.89,0:04:46.98,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\clip(530,466.667,530,517.333)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,677,\clip(530,466.667,737,517.333))}We do Dialogue: 1,0:04:43.89,0:04:46.98,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(530.667,470.667,530,534.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,677,\clip(530.667,470.667,737,534.667))}We do Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.08,0:04:46.12,Black,,0,0,0,,Right? Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.98,0:04:47.37,Endo,,0,0,0,,It's started Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.92,0:04:49.03,Black,,0,0,0,,Then, release your frustration Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.24,0:04:47.88,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Amazing Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.41,0:04:50.55,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}Release your frustration using comedy Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.64,0:04:51.62,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.58,0:04:53.48,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\pos(644,619.667)\4c&HFFFFFF&}Inagaki, {\4c\c\3c}come here Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.03,0:04:56.90,Endo,,0,0,0,,He doesn't laugh Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.52,0:04:57.53,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Right, that's Mr. Inagaki Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.49,0:05:04.06,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\pos(649.333,549)}Man Who Doesn't Laugh Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.49,0:05:04.06,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&HF04D49&\pos(714.666,609)}Inagaki Keita Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.48,0:05:04.06,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Inagaki has an incredibly serious and stoic expression, so he's known as "The Man Who Doesn't Laugh" in Japan. Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.20,0:05:00.59,Black,,0,0,0,,You're known as 'The Man Who Doesn't Laugh' Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.13,0:05:04.76,Black,,0,0,0,,I'll test to see if you really don't laugh no matter how funny it gets Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.04,0:05:06.79,Black,,0,0,0,,Now, Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.79,0:05:08.63,Black,,0,0,0,,I'll be doing {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}the most awesome joke {\4c\c\3c}so Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.63,0:05:09.83,Black,,0,0,0,,Try to hold in your laughter Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.89,0:05:10.72,Black,,0,0,0,,Here I go Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.87,0:05:14.77,Black,,0,0,0,,Cha {\alphaHFF\t(507,508,\alpha100)}Cha Mambo {\alphaHFF\t(1575,1576,\alpha100)}Chacha {\alphaHFF\t(1942,1943,\alpha100)}Mambo Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.78,0:05:16.17,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(0,167,\fs50)\t(184,468,\fs40)}Bang {\alphaHFF\t(750,751,\alpha100)\fs1\t(751,902,\fs50)\t(903,1202,\fs40)}Bang Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.17,0:05:16.90,Black,,0,0,0,,Bang {\alphaHFF\t(345,346,\alpha100}Bang Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.92,0:05:17.94,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(0,163,\fs50)\t(164,463,\fs40)}Bang Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.10,0:05:18.04,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(634,569)}He's an idiot Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.25,0:05:18.70,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(633.333,609)}That's Kanpei-san Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.94,0:05:20.98,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,713)}That's {\cc\pos(644,617)}Master Kanpei{\c}'s joke Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.01,0:05:24.44,Black,,0,0,0,,Bang! Bang! Bang Bang Bang! Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.41,0:05:29.25,Black,,0,0,0,,{\t(0,133,\fs50)\t(134,250,\fs40)\pos(644,601)}Why aren't you laughing? {alt: Aren't you gonna laugh?} Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.15,0:05:30.82,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,He must be angry Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.32,0:05:31.99,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(637.333,610.333)}He must be angry instead Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.61,0:05:32.76,Black,,0,0,0,,That was the joke and the punchline Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.75,0:05:35.49,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,600)}I told you not to laugh, {\alphaHFF\t(848,849,\alpha100)}but you should've understood that you should've laughed. Enough Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.77,0:05:36.87,Black,,0,0,0,,You can go back Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.82,0:05:39.26,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(642.667,613)}Thanks... Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.82,0:05:39.26,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: The way he said "thanks" was a very informal and shortened way of saying it, like he isn't taking it seriously. Similar to "thx". Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.26,0:05:41.24,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,He really doesn't laugh Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.94,0:05:42.57,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,He doesn't laugh... Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.48,0:05:42.84,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.73,0:05:45.17,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\pos(646,617)\4c&HFFFFFF&}Tanaka, {\4c\c\3c}come here Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.17,0:05:50.67,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\pos(633.333,550.333)}The Small Giant Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.17,0:05:50.67,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&HF04D49&\pos(706.666,609)}Tanaka Fumiaki Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.39,0:05:46.42,Endo,,0,0,0,,Oh here he is Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.94,0:05:48.03,Black,,0,0,0,,I heard Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.69,0:05:50.67,Black,,0,0,0,,that your wife's a former athlete Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.67,0:05:53.34,Black,,0,0,0,,And that {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}she's quite beautiful {\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.32,0:05:53.34,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(0,165,\fs40)\move(425.333,202.667,482.666,382.667,15,165)}Yes Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.34,0:05:55.38,Black,,0,0,0,,You're not being {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}humble {\c\3c\4c}at all? Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.21,0:06:02.45,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(645.333,611.667)\clip(206.667,568,206.333,617.333)\t(14,281,\clip(206.667,568,365.333,616)\t(464,1082,\clip(206.667,568,532,620)\t(1883,2884,\clip(206.667,568,1081.333,617.333))}Y-you're on NTV's {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}prime time on New Year's Eve... Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.32,0:06:02.95,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,He's especially awful today Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.45,0:06:06.15,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(638.667,611.667)}Oh... {\alphaHFF\t(378,379,\alpha100)}What was {\alphaHFF\t(1212,1213,\alpha100)}your wife's name? Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.15,0:06:04.34,Endo,,0,0,0,,This year is really... Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.29,0:06:06.92,Talking green,,0,0,0,,It's {\c&H2E34C4&\pos(526.667,413)\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H3BCD3E&}Tomomi {\c} Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.37,0:06:06.69,Endo,,0,0,0,,What the...{not sure but sounds likeなんなの} Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.52,0:06:07.73,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Don't forget your lines! Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.69,0:06:10.12,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,614.333)}He forgot what he was supposed to say Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.66,0:06:09.69,Black,,0,0,0,,During NTV's... Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.09,0:06:13.80,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}prime time on New Year's eve {\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.61,0:06:13.86,Hamada,,0,0,0,,He's nervous Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.80,0:06:18.17,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\pos(650.667,618.333)\4c&HFFFFFF&}"Tomomi, I love you!" {\c\3c\4c}Let's have you {\alphaHFF\t(1216,1217,\alpha100)}shout that okay? Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.68,0:06:17.71,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,What the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.09,0:06:19.28,Black,,0,0,0,,It won't end until you say that Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.32,0:06:22.68,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That's a fairly unreasonable request Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.64,0:06:26.27,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\clip(314.667,514.667,314,593.333)\fs70\c&H1B29D4&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H47BA44&\pos(632,586.333)\t(8,225,\clip(318.667,510.667,594.667,589.333))\t(1026,1343,\clip(314.667,514.667,948,593.333))}Tomomi, I love you!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.55,0:06:26.80,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Wow, so loudly Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.47,0:06:27.62,Talking Over Yamasaki Left,,0,0,0,,She's probably watching Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.34,0:06:28.10,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Amazing... Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.44,0:06:30.14,Black,,0,0,0,,{\t(14,81,\fs50)\t(82,164,\fs40)\pos(641.333,613)}Aren't you embarassed?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.13,0:06:31.40,Black,,0,0,0,,Fine, you may go Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.28,0:06:33.28,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(640,617)}He's pretty slow at retorting!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.28,0:06:35.22,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,He was made to say it Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.34,0:06:35.53,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,He should have retorted more forcefully{食い気味でつこんでやれよ} Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.62,0:06:38.15,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}Horie, {\c\3c\4c}come here Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.15,0:06:36.50,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,587)}Yes Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.15,0:06:42.29,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\pos(656,549)}Captain Dreads Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.15,0:06:42.29,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&HF04D49&\pos(706.666,609)}Horie Shouta Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.36,0:06:41.20,Black,,0,0,0,,You're known for your dreads, Horie Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.39,0:06:46.83,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(604,617)}Speaking of {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}the dreads hairstyle, {\c\3c\alphaHFF\t(1763,1780,\alpha100)\4c}\N\N\Nthere's {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}another famous person who had it, right? {\c\3c\alphaHFF\t(3565,3582,\alpha100)\4c}Who is it? Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.83,0:06:49.30,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,That would be {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc}Bob Marley {\c\3c} {T/N: Bob Marley was a Jamaican singer-songwriter who had long dreads} Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.13,0:06:49.30,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fs45\pos(624,547.667)}Wrong!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.36,0:06:51.39,Black,,0,0,0,,The correct answer is... Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.07,0:06:58.57,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(50.667,650.667,300,720)}That guy who was {\t(1443,3044,\clip(53.333,638.667,1058.667,720))\t(3061,3678,\clip(52,654.667,1221.333,720))}confused about his TV persona in 2017, {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}Ryuchell Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.66,0:06:57.47,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Ryuchell is a TV personality and model Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.66,0:06:57.47,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,Ryuchell?? Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.56,0:06:58.86,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,He did used to look like that... Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.83,0:06:59.65,Black,,0,0,0,,You get it, right? Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.01,0:07:01.44,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(645.333,597)}I understand Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.49,0:07:02.41,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What the hell does that mean? Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.94,0:07:03.91,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Does he really understand? Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.91,0:07:06.78,Black,,0,0,0,,Let's have you do a {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}Cheru Cheru Beam {\c\3c\alphaHFF\t(1313,1314,\alpha100)\4c}shall we? {T/N: Cheru Cheru Beam is one of Ryucheru's signature moves} Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.91,0:07:06.78,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Cheru Cheru Beam is Ryuchell's signature move. Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.78,0:07:10.38,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\clip(424,658.667,424,720)\t(14,381,\clip(421.333,658.667,720,714.667))\t(397,898,\clip(424,658.667,864,720))\c&HD30AEE&\3c&H3CFFFF&\blur4}Cheru Cheru Beam Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.53,0:07:10.38,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.65,0:07:12.59,Black,,0,0,0,,Your beam's too intense! Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.54,0:07:15.70,Hamada,,0,0,0,,"Beam's too intense..." No, it's your fault... Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.59,0:07:16.86,Endo,,0,0,0,,Is it really okay to {\cc\pos(645.333,614.333)}treat them like this{\c}? Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.09,0:07:17.00,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,What he said{そうですよ} Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.54,0:07:17.83,Endo,,0,0,0,,I feel so sorry for them Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.86,0:07:18.03,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(642.667,613)}Now, {\4c&HFFFFFF&\c&H07FFF0&\3cc}Fukuoka Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.46,0:07:19.11,Black,,0,0,0,,Yes Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.60,0:07:22.23,Black,,0,0,0,,I heard about you Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.96,0:07:25.30,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\pos(702.667,549)}Mr. Scholar Sportsman Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.96,0:07:25.30,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&HF04D49&\pos(706.666,609)}Fukuoka Kenki Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.23,0:07:24.92,Black,,0,0,0,,I hear you're going to retire after the Tokyo Olympics, Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.30,0:07:30.00,Black,,0,0,0,,enter a medical school, {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\alphaHFF\t(1612,1613,\alpha100)\4c&HFFFFFF&}and aim to become a doctor? Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.25,0:07:30.00,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(642,603)}Is that true? Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.10,0:07:30.00,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(473.333,443.667)}Yes Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.37,0:07:34.71,Black,,0,0,0,,During the World Cup, {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\alphaHFF\t(947,948,\alpha100)\4c&HFFFFFF&}you gained a valuable experience, {\alphaHFF\t(2015,2016,\alpha100)}and you're smart Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.71,0:07:35.88,Black,,0,0,0,,You're a {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc}superman {\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.88,0:07:37.65,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\bord4\pos(645.333,611.667)}Thank you Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.24,0:07:39.47,Black,,0,0,0,,After you've become a doctor Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.38,0:07:43.75,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(368,661.333,368.333,714.667)\t(14,680,\clip(374.667,661.333,628,720))\t(1664,2398,\clip(368,661.333,905.333,714.667))}A {\i1}tong-twistie{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\i0\4c&HFFFFFF&} about doctors{\4c\c\3c}... Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.75,0:07:49.69,Black,,0,0,0,,I'll teach you {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\pos(634.667,615.667)\4c&HFFFFFF&}a tongue twister {\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.02,0:07:49.69,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(904,505.333)}You definitely can't mess it up Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.36,0:07:47.63,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.71,0:07:49.51,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,He stumbled those words Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.29,0:07:50.91,Hamada,,0,0,0,,His explanation... Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.59,0:07:52.03,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,How can you stumble over "tongue twister"... Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.56,0:07:54.86,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(204,562.667,204.333,626.667)\t(11,378,\clip(217.333,566.667,500,626.667))\t(645,1329,\clip(217.333,560,800,632))\t(1545,2196,\clip(204,562.667,1065.333,626.667))}It's {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\pos(642.667,618.333)\4c&HFFFFFF&}"A magician is in the art room doing surgery"{\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.56,0:07:54.86,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: In Japanese, it's pronounced as, "Majutsushi bijutsushitsude shujutsuchuu". That was hard to even type. Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.00,0:07:58.00,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(642.667,615.667)}Try saying it {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}3 times in a row {\c\3c} {colours flip} Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.92,0:07:58.16,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,He didn't trip over his words just now Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.56,0:07:59.01,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,That's gotta be hard Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.60,0:08:01.74,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(258.667,662.667,258.667,720)\t(12,446,\clip(245.333,664,469.333,717.333))\t(529,1180,\clip(257.333,662.667,769.333,720))\t(1447,1931,\clip(258.667,662.667,1022.667,720))}A magician is in the art room doing surgery Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.75,0:08:03.27,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(258.667,662.667,258.667,720)\t(14,298,\clip(245.333,664,469.333,717.333))\t(381,948,\clip(257.333,662.667,769.333,720))\t(1032,1449,\clip(258.667,662.667,1022.667,720))}A magician is in the art room doing surgery Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.29,0:08:05.44,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(258.667,662.667,258.667,720)\t(9,298,\clip(245.333,664,469.333,717.333))\t(376,948,\clip(257.333,662.667,769.333,720))\t(1027,1449,\clip(258.667,662.667,1022.667,720))}A magician is in the art room doing surgery Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.94,0:08:06.71,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Wow, amazing{not sure who's talking} Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.71,0:08:07.91,Black,,0,0,0,,What are you doing by actually managing to do it? Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.91,0:08:09.78,Black,,0,0,0,,You're breaking {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}the formula of comedy {\4c\c\3c}y'know Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.78,0:08:11.01,Black,,0,0,0,,It's embarassing Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.01,0:08:12.20,Black,,0,0,0,,You can go back Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.58,0:08:15.45,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,How {\cc}high is his position of authority in comedy {\c}supposed to be? Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.02,0:08:22.39,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(16,644,620,716)}You guys actually dare come here {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\alphaHFF\t(2044,2045,\alpha100)\t(2061,2278,\clip(16,646.667,700,720))\t(3646,4364,\clip(21.333,658.667,1253.333,710.667))\4c&HFFFFFF&}with just that level of comedic ability {\c\3c} Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.42,0:08:25.03,Black,,0,0,0,,Don't you want to join {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}Yoshimoto{\c\3c\4c}? Dialogue: 5,0:08:25.19,0:08:27.96,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\clip(475.667,470.667,475.333,494.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,748,\clip(475.667,470.667,785.333,494.667))}We don't!! Dialogue: 4,0:08:25.19,0:08:27.96,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(475.333,472,475.333,502.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,748,\clip(475.333,472,785.333,502.667))}We don't!! Dialogue: 3,0:08:25.19,0:08:27.96,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\clip(475.667,472,475.667,510.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,748,\clip(475.667,472,785.667,510.667))}We don't!! Dialogue: 2,0:08:25.19,0:08:27.96,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\clip(475,466.667,475,517.333)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,748,\clip(475,466.667,785,517.333))}We don't!! Dialogue: 1,0:08:25.19,0:08:27.96,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\clip(475.667,470.667,475,534.667)\fs70\pos(632,539.667)\t(10,748,\clip(475.667,470.667,785,534.667))}We don't!! Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.29,0:08:29.40,Endo,,0,0,0,,They said it so clearly Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.33,0:08:31.87,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(641.333,615.667)}Then, us too Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.03,0:08:39.01,Black,,0,0,0,,{\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}Many things have happened {\alphaHFF\t(1951,1952,\alpha100)}at Yoshimoto Kogyo Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.04,0:08:44.05,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(4,658.667,4.667,720)\t(10,1997,\clip(4,658.667,1274.667,720))\fs35}With just average abilities, {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}it's hard to improve the public's impression of Yoshimoto{the 2nd part about yoshimoto is inference based on context} Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.05,0:08:45.85,Black,,0,0,0,,Is that really okay? {それでもええんか} Dialogue: 5,0:08:45.85,0:08:48.38,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\fs70\t(8,158,\fs80)\t(175,325,\fs70)\pos(642.667,563)\clip(460,484,830.667,520)}No, it's not!! Dialogue: 4,0:08:45.85,0:08:48.38,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\fs70\t(8,158,\fs80)\t(175,325,\fs70)\pos(642.667,563)\clip(453.333,488,853.333,526.667)}No, it's not!! Dialogue: 3,0:08:45.85,0:08:48.38,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\fs70\t(8,158,\fs80)\t(175,325,\fs70)\pos(642.667,563)\clip(441.333,481.333,920,536)}No, it's not!! Dialogue: 2,0:08:45.85,0:08:48.38,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\fs70\t(8,158,\fs80)\t(175,325,\fs70)\pos(642.667,563)\clip(430.667,461.333,866.667,542.667)}No, it's not!! Dialogue: 1,0:08:45.85,0:08:48.38,Talking light blue,,0,0,0,,{\fs70\t(8,158,\fs80)\t(175,325,\fs70)\pos(642.667,563}No, it's not!! Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.38,0:08:48.05,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,That's right{might be hamada, not sure} Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.38,0:08:50.05,Black,,0,0,0,,I see{そうか} Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.05,0:08:54.36,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(265.333,653.333,265,720)\t(10,580,\clip(265.333,658.667,446.667,716))\t(1197,1447,\clip(272,653.333,613.333,718.667))\t(2331,3082,\clip(265.333,653.333,1008,720))}You guys and your {\c&H07FFF0&\4c&HFFFFFF&\3cc}rotten spirit of comedy Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.35,0:08:55.82,Black,,0,0,0,,I'll beat it into you from the beginning Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.02,0:09:01.23,Black,,0,0,0,,Starting now, I will {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\alphaHFF\t(1383,1384,\alpha100)\4c&HFFFFFF&}punch you guys!! Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.23,0:09:02.78,Black,,0,0,0,,First up, Matsuda. Come here! Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.78,0:09:07.37,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\pos(661.334,550.333)}Genius Kicker Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.78,0:09:07.37,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&HF04D49&\pos(723.999,610.333)}Matsuda Rikiya Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.50,0:09:07.20,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Isn't this going to be problematic? Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.78,0:09:07.37,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.73,0:09:12.07,Black,,0,0,0,,With my fist, {\alphaHFF\t(2251,2252,\alpha100)}I will beat it into you. Are you ready? Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.07,0:09:15.61,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\pos(644,593)}I am!! Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.82,0:09:15.82,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It'll depend on how he reacts Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.61,0:09:16.11,Black,,0,0,0,,All right, here I come Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.11,0:09:22.15,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's totally {\cc}Ikeno Medaka{\c}{} Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.11,0:09:22.15,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Ikeno Medaka is a veteran comedian who is very short in height. His famous skit is similar to this where he tries to fight someone who is bigger without any results. Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.59,0:09:26.75,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(405.333,658.667,584,720)\t(1125,1492,\clip(422.667,654.667,854.667,718.667))}All right. Today's {\i1}totay{\i0}... Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.75,0:09:28.06,Black,,0,0,0,,I'll let you off with just that Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.22,0:09:33.29,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\cc}They fell!!{T/N: falling is a standard reaction in Japanese comedy when something silly happens} Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.22,0:09:33.29,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Falling is a standard reaction in Japanese comedy when something silly happens. Often seen in comedy anime. Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.53,0:09:29.89,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,What the hell! Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.07,0:09:29.96,Talking Over Endo Left,,0,0,0,,Wow, really? Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.60,0:09:33.19,Endo,,0,0,0,,We're really sorry Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.29,0:09:34.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That was awful! Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.33,0:09:35.96,Black,,0,0,0,,You guys {\c&H07FFF0&\3cc\4c&HFFFFFF&}sure fell {\4c\c\3c}nicely Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.96,0:09:38.15,Black,,0,0,0,,It starts on Sunday right? You may leave Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.15,0:09:41.15,Normal,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much! Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.15,0:09:49.08,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\pos(628,548)\c&H0912D7&}Rugby Top League Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.15,0:09:49.08,Black,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,0)\pos(632,621)\c&HFD0D21&}Starts January 12(Sunday) Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.08,0:09:43.10,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,500)}Extravagant Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.52,0:09:46.06,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,500)}What extravagant guests Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.02,0:09:46.09,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,450)}It was amazing Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.37,0:09:49.08,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Perhaps {\cc}they practised falling. {\c}{\cc\alphaHFF\t(1182,1183,\alpha100)}Their backs are dirty {\c} Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.72,0:09:51.52,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Did they practice? Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.41,0:09:53.63,Endo,,0,0,0,,They must have Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.85,0:09:56.82,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\cc\pos(646.667,618.333)}He's really bad today {\c}about remembering his lines Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.82,0:09:59.14,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I agree {sounds like there's 2 or 3 people speaking here agreeing with matsumoto} Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.14,0:10:01.32,Black,,0,0,0,,{\clip(466.667,664,466.333,709.333)\t(8,308,\clip(473.333,668,696,714.667))\t(1543,1726,\clip(466.667,664,805.333,709.333))}How's that... Hosei Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.32,0:10:03.09,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\t(0,114,\fs60)\t(115,225,\fs40)}Wha? Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.09,0:10:04.21,Black,,0,0,0,,It was great, wasn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.21,0:10:06.61,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Ahh.. Yes it was great... The National Team was brilliant Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.45,0:10:07.13,Black,,0,0,0,,Well... Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.13,0:10:08.70,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\t(0,75,\fs50) \t(76,175,\fs40)}You're wrong! Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.70,0:10:12.27,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}It's youth! {\alphaHFF\t(1295,1296,\alpha00)\c&H0FFFF1&\2c&H000000&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&\fs45}YOUTH! Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.34,0:10:13.64,Black,,0,0,0,,Well with that Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.14,0:10:18.91,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}This year's theme{\alphaHFF\t(1570,1571,\alpha00)\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFBFBFD&} is Youthful High School! Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.64,0:10:18.00,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1096,510.6)}Whaat... Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.91,0:10:22.21,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\alphaHFF\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFBFD&\4c&H1B70B5&\bord2\t(40,325,\alpha00)}Youthful High School? Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.66,0:10:23.47,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\move(721,520,304,500,560,561)}Going back to school... Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.48,0:10:20.54,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(709.4,418.4)}...High school? Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.61,0:10:23.71,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We're completely... Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.71,0:10:25.28,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Going back to where we {\c&H000000&}started Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.08,0:10:33.15,Normal,,0,0,0,,And so, back to the era of Youthful High School as students, they're challenged with 24 hours of the student lifestyle Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.28,0:10:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,584)\alphaHFF\shad4\bord3\fs50\fscx1000\blur100\q2\t(0,500,\fs60,\alpha0,\blur0\fscx100)\c&H1100B4&\3c&HFFFFFF&}24 Hour High School Lifestyle Challenge Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.28,0:10:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,481)\alphaHFF\shad4\bord3\fs40\fscx1000\blur100\q2\t(0,500,\fs50,\alpha0,\blur0\fscx100)\c&HF02128&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H7FDEE3&}Era of Youthful High School Students Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.38,0:10:30.36,Talking Over Endo Left - No Box,,0,0,0,,{\pos(60,40)}They use that same photo every single time, don't they? Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.36,0:10:32.45,Talking Over Yamasaki Left - No Box,,0,0,0,,{\pos(60,40)}Isn't that photo just horrible!? Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.06,0:10:36.66,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}You say you're high schoolers,{\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&} what are you doing in those clothes? Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.96,0:10:38.59,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I just asked that Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.59,0:10:40.06,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Over there{\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&} a change of clothes{\r} is waiting for you Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.06,0:10:44.43,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Hey{\alphaHFF\t(1470,1472,\alpha00)}, I just asked that Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.70,0:10:41.57,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\an6\pos(1223,556)}You're so annoying Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.91,0:10:47.93,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\clip(0,0,480,720)\t(0,585,\clip(0,0,868,720))}Prep.. pre... {\alphaHFF\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFBFBFD&\t(1265,1266,\alpha00,\clip(0,0,1280,720))}What's with those clothes?!{Move the 480 down to make the clip start earlier} Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.93,0:10:50.97,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}You're meant to be high schoolers Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.01,0:10:54.91,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}If we wore high school uniforms from the start{\c&H000000&} it'd be weird, wouldn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.64,0:10:52.48,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,What is with you? Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.48,0:10:54.91,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.91,0:10:55.92,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.91,0:10:56.78,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Well we don't know Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.78,0:10:58.55,Black,,0,0,0,,Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.72,0:11:01.33,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,We don't know Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.32,0:11:01.11,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.00,0:11:02.12,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah let's keep going Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.42,0:11:09.22,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(681.6,610.4)\clip(558.4,68.8,598.4,73.6)}From now on, {\clip(0,0,545,720)}high schoolers... {\t(2510,3210,\clip(0,0,835,720))\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFBFBFD&\t(4397,4398,\clip(0,0,1280,720))\t(4410,4479,\fs60)\t(4480,4546,\fs40)}YOU GUYS!! Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.04,0:11:10.28,Talking Over Endo Left,,0,0,0,,Panic... Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.28,0:11:12.28,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,What were you expecting? Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.02,0:11:13.03,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Okay that's enough Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.03,0:11:14.05,Endo,,0,0,0,,Panic... Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.74,0:11:14.97,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's been a while... Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.76,0:11:16.05,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,He was really out of his rhythm there Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.69,0:11:16.68,Talking Over Endo Left,,0,0,0,,He was, wasn't he Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.50,0:11:22.77,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(722.667,183.667)}Oh!{\alphaHFF\t(2565,2565,\alpha00)} It's different Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.03,0:11:21.05,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Oh you're right Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.40,0:11:22.77,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The order? Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.77,0:11:25.16,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It'll depend on which way it opens Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.03,0:11:25.16,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yes Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.29,0:11:26.25,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yes, from the way it opens... Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.24,0:11:27.69,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yes, but... Comment: 0,0:11:27.69,0:11:28.27,Default,,0,0,0,,THESE ARE THE ANIMATED TEXT FLIPS Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.27,0:11:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\c&H15C422&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H1B70B5&}Change{\alphaHFF} of clothes complete{THE ALPHA'D WORDS ARE FOR TEXT ALIGNMENT HELP} Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.34,0:11:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50}change {\alpha00 \an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\c&H15C422&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H1B70B5&} of{\alphaHFF}clothes complete {THE ALPHA'D WORDS ARE FOR TEXT ALIGNMENT HELP} Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.41,0:11:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50} Change of {\alpha00 \an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\c&H15C422&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H1B70B5&}clothes {\alphaHFF}complete {THE ALPHA'D WORDS ARE FOR TEXT ALIGNMENT HELP} Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.47,0:11:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50}Change of clothes{\alpha00\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\c&H4A39E2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H1B70B5&} complete {THE ALPHA'D WORDS ARE FOR TEXT ALIGNMENT HELP} Dialogue: 1,0:11:29.04,0:11:30.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\an5\pos(640,692)\fad(0,980)\t(0,980,\fs52)\\4aHFF\3c&HFFFFFF&\bord8\blur10}Change of clothes complete{WHITE FLASH LAYER} Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.08,0:11:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5\pos(640,692)\c&H15C422&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H1B70B5&\fs50\t(0,3870,\fs55)}Change of clothes{\c&H4A39E2&} complete Comment: 0,0:11:33.88,0:11:34.95,Black,,0,0,0,,END OF ANIMATED TEXT LINES Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.88,0:11:35.12,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Are you all ready? Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.52,0:11:37.59,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I'll have you all to come out in order Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.59,0:11:38.51,Black,,0,0,0,,Hosei, you first Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.32,0:11:42.20,Black,,0,0,0,,Oh, Hosei Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.46,0:11:44.36,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Aren't you {\r\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}cute? Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.56,0:11:44.82,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Thank you Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.36,0:11:47.46,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(641.143,594.714)}You could easily{\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&} pass as a real high schooler{\r} Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.46,0:11:48.85,Black,,0,0,0,,You're adorable! Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.25,0:11:50.06,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Thanks Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.16,0:11:51.13,Black,,0,0,0,,Endo, you're next Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.53,0:11:57.61,Black,,0,0,0,,Very manly, just as I thought Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.61,0:12:00.57,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}High school girls{\r} won't be able to keep themselves away Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.58,0:12:00.49,Endo,,0,0,0,,Thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.11,0:12:02.65,Black,,0,0,0,,Alright! Next is Tanaka Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.21,0:12:10.15,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Very{\r\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&} intelligent, {\alphaHFF\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&\t(1502,1503,\alpha00)}looking very {\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}smart Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.65,0:12:11.19,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,605)}Thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.98,0:12:13.02,Black,,0,0,0,,Looking good Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.17,0:12:13.94,Black,,0,0,0,,Alright, Hamada! Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.53,0:12:17.96,Endo,,0,0,0,,Oh Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.72,0:12:21.59,Endo,,0,0,0,,Again? Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.29,0:12:22.03,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,593)}The same bobbed style wig used every time Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.33,0:12:24.30,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}You're {\r\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}right on the borderline of the school regulations Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.03,0:12:27.57,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}You prepared{\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&} your own wig{\r} again Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.61,0:12:29.40,Hamada,,0,0,0,,This isn't mine, you know Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.76,0:12:29.40,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\an4}"Your own wig..." Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.70,0:12:32.14,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}It's your own wig{\r} if you've come this far with it Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.80,0:12:32.14,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It seems like it Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.14,0:12:32.91,Hamada,,0,0,0,,It's not Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.11,0:12:34.14,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,You really should stop Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.14,0:12:35.74,Black,,0,0,0,,Alright, Matsumoto come on out! Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.24,0:12:40.33,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\an4}That's super tight Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.81,0:12:42.98,Black,,0,0,0,,You look like you're about to {\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}burst{\r} Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.91,0:12:43.69,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(773.333,470.334)}What is this? Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.08,0:12:47.52,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,595.667)}A uniform that emphasizes Matsumoto's muscles Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.86,0:12:47.12,Endo,,0,0,0,,It's a bit tight... Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.12,0:12:48.00,Hamada,,0,0,0,,It's gross... Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.52,0:12:48.88,Endo,,0,0,0,,Is... That supposed to be a gakuran? Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.52,0:12:48.88,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Gakuran is the standard uniform for high school boys which is styled after Western clothing. It is usually a long sleeved black uniform with large buttons and a high collar. Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.88,0:12:49.96,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's so gross... Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.96,0:12:51.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Is it that bad? Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.74,0:12:53.82,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,It's skin-tight, looks like a wetsuit Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.56,0:12:58.27,Hamada,,0,0,0,,It's not a{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&} stretchy fabric{\r} Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.56,0:12:58.27,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\an4}It looks so hard to move in... Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.44,0:12:57.68,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(940,425)}What is this? Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.27,0:13:01.07,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}You want to show off your{\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&} muscles{\r} that much? Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.07,0:13:04.54,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}It was there so I put it on... Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.72,0:13:03.80,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\an4\fs30}Oh so it's like that? Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.61,0:13:06.47,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}What is this? Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.47,0:13:08.14,Black,,0,0,0,,Ok so everyone's ready Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.05,0:13:17.45,Normal,,0,0,0,,The rules are simple: While you live out your school life, you must not laugh. That is all Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.24,0:13:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0000B5&\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs50\pos(640,97)}No laughing rules Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.86,0:13:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\an6\frx1080\c&H8A2C06&\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs1\move(500,280,600,260,0,428)\t(0,430,\fs80,\frx360)\t(430,810,\fs60,\frx0)}During school life, Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.03,0:13:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\an5\frx1080\c&H0000C0&\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs1\t(0,430,\fs80,\frx360)\t(430,810,\fs60,\frx0)\pos(640,536)}you must not laugh Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.82,0:13:19.32,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}There's a {\c&H0FFFF1&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}bus station{\r} over there Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.32,0:13:22.69,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}So let's go to school,{\alphaHFF\t(1429,1431,\alpha00)} shall we? Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.66,0:13:30.20,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}There's no {\c&H000000&}hats{\c} this time Dialogue: 1,0:13:30.20,0:13:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5\bord0\be1\shad4\fs1\t(125,310,\bord3\fs60)\c&H0D0097&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&\pos(640,555)}Getting closer to the start, {\c&HE30000&}tensions rise Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.20,0:13:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5\bord0\be1\shad4\fs1\t(125,310,\bord12\fs60)\blur6\c&H0D0097&\4aHFF\pos(640,555)\3c&H000000&}Getting closer to the start, {\c&HE30000&}tensions rise Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.20,0:13:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5\alpha80\blur10\q2\bord0\fade(0,1000)\be1\shad4\fs1\t(125,1100,\bord3\fs150)\c&H0D0097&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4aHFF\pos(640,555)}Getting closer to the start, {\c&HE30000&}tensions rise Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.24,0:13:41.28,Black,,0,0,0,,Let's wait here Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.54,0:13:45.58,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}It's here,{\c&H000000&} the bus {\r}is here Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.58,0:13:46.62,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's so bright... Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.58,0:13:49.65,Endo,,0,0,0,,It's here... Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.48,0:13:52.29,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}It's here Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.48,0:13:52.29,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}It's here Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.60,0:13:55.78,Endo,,0,0,0,,Prefectural... Heipo... Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.68,0:13:58.44,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,...Omamegaoka? Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.83,0:14:01.83,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}It's so plain every year Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.66,0:14:02.43,Endo,,0,0,0,,Yes it is, like... Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.10,0:14:06.40,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\pos(640,620)}Omamegaoka High School Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.76,0:14:05.60,Black,,0,0,0,,Let's get on{\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&} Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.40,0:14:10.87,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}This{\alphaHFF \t(510,511,\alpha00)} umm...{\alphaHFF\t(2546,2547,\alpha00)} Ok? Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.87,0:14:12.08,Black,,0,0,0,,Heipo Omamegaoka High School Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.99,0:14:15.11,Black,,0,0,0,,This is the school we're going to Comment: 0,0:14:16.28,0:14:21.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\fry-180\c&H1B3238&\3c&HCEFAFF&\bord3\blur3\4c&HCCF7FB&\t(80,410,\fry0)\move(690,800,690,710,0,410)}Heipo Omamegaoka High School Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.01,0:14:25.78,Normal,,0,0,0,,This bus that depicts the founding school principal, Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.78,0:14:27.04,Normal,,0,0,0,,Heipo Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.59,0:14:32.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\move(1700,580,690,580,0,210)\fs60\shad5\be2\bord2\c&H80DEFF&\3c&H152937&\4c&HD1F2F8&}Heading to {\c&H4A32C9&\3c&HF7FBFD&\4c&H71C9D0&}Omamegaoka High School Dialogue: 1,0:14:27.59,0:14:28.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\move(1700,580,690,580,0,210)\fade(0,300)\fs60\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&HF7FBFD&\4c&H71C9D0&\shad5\blur10\xbord35}Heading to Omamegaoka High School Comment: 0,0:14:28.72,0:14:31.20,Normal,,0,0,0,,Aiming on the path to the school by bus Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.69,0:14:36.16,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Let's all just get on the bus together Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.92,0:14:36.16,Endo,,0,0,0,,This year Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.16,0:14:41.37,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}One person alone getting on, in many ways, {\c&H000000&}it doesn't feel right Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.82,0:14:41.37,Endo,,0,0,0,,Ok then, let's all get on Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.67,0:14:44.27,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\an3\pos(1220,620)}Here we go Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.45,0:14:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\q2\fade(110,500)\pos(640,458.333)\t(5870,6500,\fs300)\c&H340FF9&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Absolutely No Laughing {\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&HE63144&\bord3\4c}Youthful High School {\3c&H3711CB&}24 Hours Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.83,0:14:51.57,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Nope Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.11,0:14:53.95,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}Nope Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.82,0:14:58.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,610)\c&H000000&\t(505,506,\fs55)}What? Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.20,0:15:00.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,No! No! Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.02,0:15:01.75,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,No! No one was riding! Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.02,0:15:01.75,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,You got on it! Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.08,0:15:03.02,Hamada,,0,0,0,,You rode it! Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.14,0:15:02.59,Endo,,0,0,0,,You were riding! Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.28,0:15:04.36,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,This is too much! Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.36,0:15:06.36,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I even got on {\c&H000000&}for you guys Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.80,0:15:06.71,Tanaka,,0,0,0,, Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.53,0:15:09.28,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I even rode it for a second {\c&H000000&}for you guys Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.30,0:15:14.07,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,No, not in {\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}this underwear!!{\r} Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.07,0:15:16.00,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}That'd really hurt... Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.84,0:15:14.66,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\an6}Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.12,0:15:15.99,Endo,,0,0,0,,Advance! Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.99,0:15:19.75,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Why did that happen? Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.87,0:15:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\bord0\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H5D7C91&\fs1\an5\pos(640,521.333)\frx720\t(0,565,\bord3\fs55,\frx0)}If they laugh, their butts will get smacked Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.99,0:15:21.66,Endo,,0,0,0,,If you ride it, you've already started Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.12,0:15:22.06,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah... Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.66,0:15:23.23,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,So if we ride it, we've already started... Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.23,0:15:25.40,Endo,,0,0,0,,Right now only you have started Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.65,0:15:27.51,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I said {\c&H000000&}let's ride the bus together Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.82,0:15:28.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Fine, Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.88,0:15:31.62,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\an3\pos(1247.333,601)}You don't need to wait there!! Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.02,0:15:34.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I {\pos(640,620)}{\c&H000000&}really hate{\c} the fact that he thinks there's going to be another chance Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.02,0:15:36.39,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}He's in camouflage {\r}and yet he's so visible Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.99,0:15:39.53,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Let's just get on Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.53,0:15:41.53,Endo,,0,0,0,,Ok, ok Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.40,0:15:47.67,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}He's laughing! He's laughing! Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.67,0:15:49.90,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,He's so laughing! Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.90,0:15:50.68,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,You were so laughing Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.26,0:15:51.80,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,I was not Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.80,0:15:53.33,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,He laughed just then Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.81,0:15:55.54,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}He was totally {\c&H000000&}laughing {\r}just now Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.89,0:15:55.82,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,He was so laughing Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.08,0:15:59.98,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Hurry get on the bus.{\alphaHFF\t(1675,1676,\alpha00)} Look Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.55,0:16:02.36,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Well I already laughed so... Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.72,0:16:03.35,Endo,,0,0,0,,Shall we get on? Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.35,0:16:05.59,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I will get on Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.79,0:16:06.40,Endo,,0,0,0,,Alright Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.69,0:16:08.96,Endo,,0,0,0,,Everyone {\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}START{\r} Dialogue: 1,0:16:08.97,0:16:10.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\move(1600,560,640,560,0,250)\fs55\bord10\blur10\3c&HD1F2F8&\fade(0,650)}Departing for school, what lies ahead!? Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.36,0:16:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,560)\fs55\c&HE56134&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HCFF2FF&\blur2\bord3}Departing for school, {\c&H3C18D9&}what lies ahead!? Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.07,0:16:23.54,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Well at least the weather was {\alphaHFF\t(2442,2443,\alpha00)}really great Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.34,0:16:23.79,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yes, it's very nice Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.84,0:16:29.38,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's the kind of day {\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}you'd {\r}{\alphaHFF\t(1544,1545,\alpha00\c&H000000&)}take a picture for a pamphlet Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.54,0:16:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5\pos(640,690)\fs1\t(0,182,\fs50)\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HCFF2FF&\t(180,8200,\fs58)}The first act {\c&H3C18D9&}is this unexpected person!! Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.54,0:16:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4\c&H4B9DBF&\4c&HFDFDFF&\t(515,1315,\fs90)\pos(823.715,182.571)}Super\Nfamous\Nperson Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.78,0:16:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5\c&H4B9DBF&\4c&HFDFDFF&\move(927,154,1031,314,0,650)}Super\Nfamous\Nperson Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.28,0:16:37.72,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\an6\pos(473.333,473)\fs45\4c&HBBE7F2&}I wanted to meet under \Nnormal circumstances! Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.22,0:16:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs1\t(0,182,\fs50)\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HBBE7F2&\t(180,8200,\fs54)\move(1600,580,640,580,0,377)}The first act {\c&H3C18D9&}is this unexpected person Dialogue: 1,0:16:50.26,0:16:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\bord5\blur2}Arrival{\alphaHFF} at the bus station Dialogue: 1,0:16:50.33,0:16:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)\pos(638,692)}Arrival {\alpha00\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\bord5\blur2\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&}at {\alphaHFF}the bus station Dialogue: 1,0:16:50.40,0:16:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)}Arrival at{\alpha00 \an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\bord5\blur2\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&}the bus{\alphaHFF}station Dialogue: 1,0:16:50.48,0:16:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)}Arrival at the{\alpha00\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\bord5\blur2\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&} bus station{THE ALPHA'D WORDS ARE FOR TEXT ALIGNMENT HELP} Dialogue: 2,0:16:51.03,0:16:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\t(0,1500,\fs60)\an5\pos(640,692)\fad(0,950)\4aHFF\3c&HFFFFFF&\bord8\blur10}Arrival at the bus station Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.10,0:16:59.51,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hi Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.72,0:17:05.18,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\pos(649.333,549)}Mysterious Man Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.72,0:17:05.18,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\bord3\c&HF04D49&\pos(714.666,609)}Kotoge Eiji Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.72,0:17:05.18,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,From now I'm going to take part in the bus joke, but Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.18,0:17:07.85,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}But the joke is a bit {\c&H0FFFF1&\alphaHFF\t(1376,1377,\alpha00)}too aggressive Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.48,0:17:09.85,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}It's frankly scary Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.85,0:17:10.70,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,By the way, Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.98,0:17:13.52,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Do{\r\alphaHFF\t(982,983,\alpha00)} you know {\c&H0FFFF1&}what kind of joke{\c} this is? Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.63,0:17:14.16,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Hamada? Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.34,0:17:16.44,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Well, you're holding the film clapper Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.56,0:17:18.89,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}So something about a drama or movie? Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.31,0:17:19.19,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,...Drama or movie. Matsumoto? Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.10,0:17:21.97,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Well... Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.09,0:17:24.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Maybe a variety show? Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.92,0:17:23.64,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ok variety Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.88,0:17:26.50,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Well actually, in fact, Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.60,0:17:29.90,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}Ze... {\alphaHFF\t(178,179,\alpha00)}Director Muranishi's... Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.90,0:17:33.71,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}Director Muranishi's{\r} {\alphaHFF\t(1446,1447,\alpha00)}works Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.71,0:17:41.68,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(646.4,666.6)}Topic this year! Joke about Director Muranishi being too aggressive Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.71,0:17:41.68,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Director Toru Muranishi is an infamous Japanese adult video director. He is known as "the dirtiest of the industry's dirty old men" and "Emperor of Porn". Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.71,0:17:41.68,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(641,515)}Kotoge's Anxiety Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.71,0:17:34.92,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,It became quite the topic this year, Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.14,0:17:38.48,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,But the joke was a bit too much... Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.96,0:17:39.55,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Wait, will this be ok? Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.16,0:17:41.68,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,I know, I'm worried too, but Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.68,0:17:46.49,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,But because {\fscy1\c&H0FFFF1&\t(0,214,\fscy250)\t(330,540,\fscy100)\pos(640,541)}there's someone who wants to do it no matter what,{\alphaHFF\t(780,781,\alpha00)\c&HFFFFFF&} Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.05,0:17:46.49,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,would you be willing to watch it? Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.99,0:17:47.89,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ok come on in! Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.64,0:17:49.92,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\clip(0,0,380,720)\t(0,444,\clip(0,0,960,720))}Thank you for waiting!! Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.92,0:17:53.16,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\clip(0,0,0,720)\t(0,1517,\clip(0,0,1280,720))}I may have {\c&H0FFFF1&}made you wait too long Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.96,0:17:56.53,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,600)\fs55\shad3\c&H000000&}NO WAY!! Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.75,0:17:58.67,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Seriously!? Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.40,0:18:07.31,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,670)}Director Muranishi is unexpectedly played by Tsuyoshi Kusanagi Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.40,0:18:07.31,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Tsuyoshi Kusanagi was one of the members of one of the most famous Japanese boy bands, SMAP. They disbanded in 2016 due to leaving the Johnny & Associates agency, but the members still remain active in the media. Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.40,0:18:07.31,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,515)}Kotoge's Anxiety #2 Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.84,0:18:02.62,Talking Over Endo Left,,0,0,0,,This one was really surprising Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.49,0:18:04.62,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,It's too weird Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.59,0:18:07.95,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Too soon! Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.91,0:18:10.14,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\an6\pos(541.333,407.666)}You're an idiot!! Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.14,0:18:13.28,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I have {\c&H0FFFF1&}come back to Nippon TV! {\c&HFFFFFF&} Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.14,0:18:13.28,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Nippon TV is the broadcasting station that Gaki no Tsukai is on. Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.97,0:18:14.25,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,I didn't think you could! Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.25,0:18:17.05,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}You have such a great expression Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.82,0:18:21.05,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&\clip(0,0,400,720)\t(0,1560,\clip(0,0,850,720))}Very nice, very nice Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.82,0:18:25.26,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(716,417)}It's been a while,{\c&H000000&\alphaHFF\t(812,813,\alpha00)} having this kind of reunion Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.79,0:18:29.57,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Why do I have to get hit for this?! Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.49,0:18:33.47,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,669.534)}Long time reunion, \Nbut only has underwear on Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.49,0:18:33.47,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,515)}Kotoge's Anxiety #3 Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.49,0:18:33.47,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,That was rough, wasn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.09,0:18:35.47,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Don't say, "Nice!" Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.23,0:18:36.47,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Isn't this {\c&H0FFFF1&}television? Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.47,0:18:38.04,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,608)}Isn't this {\c&H0FFFF1&}over the air television? Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.04,0:18:41.71,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\clip(0,0,0,720)\t(0,1044,\clip(0,0,628,720))\t(2312,3015,\clip(0,0,1280,720))\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, it's you, {\c&H0FFFF1&}Macchan! {\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, it's you, {\c&H0FFFF1&}Hama-chan Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.71,0:18:43.44,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}It's been so long, having this kind of... Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.44,0:18:47.48,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\an6\pos(562,469.333)}I wanted to\N\Nmeet normally Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.80,0:18:49.00,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,No, this isn't it! Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.70,0:18:50.82,Endo,,0,0,0,,Man... Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.70,0:18:50.82,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,So sudden Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.69,0:18:50.82,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Ah, this atmosphere is nostalgic Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.52,0:18:52.18,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,You're the one creating this atmosphere Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.73,0:18:55.31,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It would have been better if we could meet normally... Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.94,0:18:58.22,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Very very nice Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.72,0:19:03.70,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\clip(0,0,786,608)\t(916,917,\clip(0,0,1010,608))\t(2718,2719,\clip(0,0,1010,720))}I want to bring out everyone's {\c&H0FFFF1&}raw instinct, {\c&HFFFFFF&}\N\N\N\N\N\N\N and store it in this camera... Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.66,0:19:08.43,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&} You thought it'd be an {\alphaHFF\t(1580,1582,\alpha00)}actor advertising their new drama {\c&HFFFFFF&}didn't you? Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.43,0:19:10.43,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Well, like, we had no idea... Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.96,0:19:12.86,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we thought it might be Yamada or someone like that Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.96,0:19:12.86,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: There's too many people named Yamada, so I'm not sure which one he's referring to. Possibly Yamada Yuuki? Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.07,0:19:17.71,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I'm {\move(640,620,640,600,1510,1512)\t(1510,1512,\fs50)\c&H0FFFF1&}Tsuyoshi Muranishi{\c&HFFFFFF&} Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.07,0:19:17.71,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Tsuyoshi is the first name of the SMAP member, Muranishi is the last name of the porn director. Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.29,0:19:21.56,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I said I wish we could've met normally Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.01,0:19:22.12,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Can you stop? Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.48,0:19:29.42,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Getting too into it Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.48,0:19:29.42,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,515)}Kotoge's Anxiety #4 Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.88,0:19:23.98,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I'm saying it would have been better if this was more normal Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.92,0:19:28.05,Talking Over Hamada Left,,0,0,0,,It says "Kotoge's Anxiety" on there Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.47,0:19:31.34,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Such a great expression Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.59,0:19:33.43,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}Can you stop? Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.59,0:19:33.43,Endo,,0,0,0,,No, it's interesting Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.48,0:19:35.68,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's too aggressive Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.43,0:19:36.12,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,This... This is what he wanted to do Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.13,0:19:39.10,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,713.571)}It's my first time on TV for a while,\N\N\N\N\N\N\N\N{\alphaHFF\t(1310,1311,\alpha00)\c&H0FFFF1&}and I'm really nervous Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.03,0:19:43.40,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}I'm going around in circles, {\alphaHFF\t(1448,1449,\alpha00)\c&HFFFFFF&}but it'd be great if you could kindly watch Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.50,0:19:47.44,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\t(0,183,\fscy200)\t(183,290,\fscy100,)\t(483,650,\fscy250)\t(651,750,\fscy100)\t(950,1050,\fscy250)\t(1050,1150,\fscy100)\pos(640,581)\c&H0FFFF1&}ACTION! Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.18,0:19:50.23,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Please... Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.23,0:19:51.53,Endo,,0,0,0,,This is crazy Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.54,0:19:55.23,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Yeah, now you just say those things, you're just saying them with no hesitations Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.41,0:19:56.88,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(638.857,620)}Too straight with his intentions Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.41,0:19:56.88,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,515)}Kotoge's Anxiety #5 Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.92,0:19:57.81,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(634.286,479.286)}Yeah it just kind of comes out, right? Comment: 0,0:19:59.57,0:20:01.80,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,That's not action, well is it? Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.47,0:19:59.99,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Action! Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.89,0:20:01.82,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,No, not action, man Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.82,0:20:05.22,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}If you come on too strong, {\c&HFFFFFF&\alphaHFF\t(810,811,\alpha00)}no one is going to react at all Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.93,0:20:07.26,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}You're being too aggressive,{\c&HFFFFFF&} I've been telling you, man Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.26,0:20:09.53,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}When it's time to be dominant, {\alphaHFF\t(875,876,\alpha00)}I have to dominate Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.00,0:20:13.30,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}I told you:{\c&HFFFFFF&\alphaHFF\t(805,806,\alpha00)} the one thing you can't do{\c&H0FFFF1&} is come out here naked, man! Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.30,0:20:16.84,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,540)}Have you forgotten {\c&H0FFFF1&}that obnoxious thing you did Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.50,0:20:16.84,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,all those years ago? Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.23,0:20:18.57,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Do you regret nothing? Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.71,0:20:19.54,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I regret that Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.54,0:20:24.84,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,600)\c&H0FFFF1&\clip(0,0,1,720)\t(0,1250,\clip(0,0,1280,720))}I might regret that TOO much Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.54,0:20:24.84,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Kusanagi was arrested in 2009 for public indecency. He held a press conference to apologize and prosecutors decided to not indict. Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.84,0:20:26.13,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Doesn't really seem like it Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.13,0:20:28.81,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Come on Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.61,0:20:33.99,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,605)}He makes everything a joke Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.61,0:20:33.99,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,521.571)}Kotoge's Anxiety #6 Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.20,0:20:33.24,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\an4\pos(128.857,347.429)}Uh... Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.42,0:20:37.36,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Amazing, {\c&H000000&}he'll even say that Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.58,0:20:39.99,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,So, up till a few years ago Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.13,0:20:43.50,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}You were in a{\c&HFFFFFF&\c&H0FFFF1&} competing time slot, it seems Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.13,0:20:46.00,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&HFFFFFF&}Is it really okay for you {\c&H0FFFF1&}to do something this dumb? Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.08,0:20:46.93,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I'm here to fight Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.07,0:20:49.47,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Is my verdict {\c&H0FFFF1&}fair? Or is it unfair? Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.20,0:20:52.11,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}{\r\c&H0FFFF1&}I want to judge it as {\c&H3C18D9&\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs50}Red {\c&H0FFFF1&\3c}or {\r\fs50}White Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.20,0:20:55.11,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: The "judge it as red or white" was supposed to be "judge as black or white" in English, meaning to settle a matter. However, in Japanese, "red and white" is "Kouhaku" which is the name of the Batsu's rival New Year's Eve TV special that SMAP has repeatedly hosted. Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.84,0:20:52.11,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,480)\fs60}White {\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\shad3\4c&H95080C&}or Black, you mean Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.30,0:20:56.51,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,540)\fs55\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\shad3\4c&H95080C&\clip(0,0,1,720)\t(0,950,\clip(0,0,1280,720))}GIVE IT UP ALREADY! Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.54,0:21:01.12,Hamada,,0,0,0,,They're a good combination! Comment: 0,0:21:00.65,0:21:03.12,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Blatant guess, because perpetual brain fart Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.65,0:21:03.12,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,The timing is great Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.99,0:21:06.62,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}Nice~ Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.90,0:21:07.18,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,You aren't looking nice~ yet Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.30,0:21:08.50,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,No, this is not {\i1}nice~{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.29,0:21:10.96,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}2019 was nice, too~ Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.29,0:21:10.96,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: 2019 is a reference to Director Muranishi getting a semi-autobiographical series "The Naked Director" on Netflix. Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.49,0:21:10.96,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Nice nice, director Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.96,0:21:13.22,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Should we use that thing that Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.74,0:21:15.04,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Director Muranishi is known for most? Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.92,0:21:17.04,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Let's do it! Very nice~ Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.63,0:21:23.44,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,598.143)}Director Muranishi's Legendary Conch Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.63,0:21:23.44,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Muranishi had actresses blow into a conch shell when they reach climax. It apparently is a reference to some Buddhist rituals. Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.71,0:21:18.89,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Use this, use this Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.30,0:21:20.08,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Isn't it great? Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.67,0:21:23.44,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,From now on I'd like you to use those to verify some things Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.20,0:21:28.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I want to {\alphaHFF\t(1245,1246,\alpha00)}gape wide open{\c&HFFFFFF&\c&H0FFFF1&} the true nature {\alphaHFF\t(2580,2581,\alpha00)}of you two comedians Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.97,0:21:30.44,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Now I'm going to ask some questions Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.80,0:21:32.22,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Twice for a yes Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.65,0:21:34.06,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Just once if it's a no Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.28,0:21:35.75,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Please {\c&H0FFFF1&}blow{\c&HFFFFFF&} those conch shells Dialogue: 2,0:21:36.02,0:21:36.81,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,All right? Dialogue: 1,0:21:35.88,0:22:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,678)\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\clip(0,0,1,720)\t(0,380,\clip(0,0,1280,720))}Answer the director {\c&H3C18D9&}2 for YES {\c&HFA1E1C&} 1 for NO Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.88,0:22:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(0,68)\clip(0,0,0,720)\t(0,380,\clip(0,0,1280,720))\an1\p1\c&HA6A4A4&\3c&HA6A4A4&}m 1 610 l 1280 610 l 1280 650 l 0 650{\p0} Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.48,0:21:41.22,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,560)\c&HFFFFFF&}You,{\alphaHFF\t(680,681,\alpha00)} with the {\c&H0FFFF1&}jeans that I really like Dialogue: 1,0:21:42.26,0:21:43.74,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Answer honestly, did you think you'd never Dialogue: 1,0:21:43.76,0:21:45.62,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,be involved with me ever again? Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.12,0:21:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,560)\c&H1B82F1&\4c&HFFFFFF&\bord3\shad3\}Q. You didn't think you'd ever be involved with me ever again Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.16,0:21:51.10,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Oh that's so lonely, but nice! Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.48,0:21:53.38,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,That's so human, so human! Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.68,0:21:55.92,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Let's have this one go Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.18,0:21:57.28,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,This comedian Dialogue: 2,0:21:57.85,0:22:03.30,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,So, {\alphaHFF\t(900,905,\alpha00)}which are you? {\alphaHFF\t(2620,2625,\alpha00)}Team Kusanagi? {\alphaHFF\t(4348,4350,\alpha00)}Team Nakai? Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.68,0:22:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,560)\c&H1B82F1&\4c&HFFFFFF&\bord3\shad3\}Q. Are you Team Kusanagi or Team Nakai? Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.68,0:22:10.03,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Kusanagi and Nakai are both members of SMAP. Nakai has been one of the more popular members due to always hosting shows, being a newscaster, etc. Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.51,0:22:05.37,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Which is it? Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.37,0:22:07.57,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,If you're Team Kusanagi, blow twice Dialogue: 2,0:22:07.93,0:22:10.03,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Blow once for Team Nakai Dialogue: 2,0:22:08.51,0:22:10.20,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What the hell? Dialogue: 1,0:22:10.20,0:22:11.02,Endo,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.73,0:22:13.02,Hamada,,0,0,0,,The hell? Dialogue: 1,0:22:10.90,0:22:11.98,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What the? Dialogue: 2,0:22:13.29,0:22:15.82,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What is this? Dialogue: 2,0:22:14.00,0:22:16.82,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,515)}Twice for Kusanagi Dialogue: 2,0:22:17.10,0:22:18.54,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Once for Nakai Dialogue: 2,0:22:18.76,0:22:19.86,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Blow the conch, please! Dialogue: 3,0:22:18.81,0:22:20.33,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Let's go Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.73,0:22:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,678)\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&}Answer the director {\c&H3C18D9&}2 for Team Kusanagi {\c&HFA1E1C&}1 for Team Nakai Dialogue: 1,0:22:10.73,0:22:11.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,678)\blur15\fade(0,450)\bord15\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H858585&}Answer the director {\c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H3C18D9&}2 for Team Kusanagi {\c&HFFFFFF&\4c&HFA1E1C&}1 for Team Nakai Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.86,0:22:22.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's really hard, though! Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.63,0:22:22.85,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(822.667,501)}Please blow the conch Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.05,0:22:23.82,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Macchan Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.99,0:22:25.64,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Macchan? Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.92,0:22:33.32,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Good! Nice! Nice! Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.86,0:22:41.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I don't get it! Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.68,0:22:44.26,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I didn't get it earlier, either, because I'm not on either team Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.93,0:22:46.48,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,So why would you ask about my team, right? Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.15,0:22:49.09,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}I'm not on any damn team... Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.46,0:22:50.46,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,But why? Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.71,0:22:50.73,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I don't have one Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.49,0:22:52.49,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Try blowing it one more time Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.81,0:22:54.83,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Why? Dialogue: 1,0:22:54.39,0:23:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,678)\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&}Answer the director {\c&H3C18D9&}2 for Team Kusanagi {\c&HFA1E1C&}1 for Team Nakai Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.39,0:23:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(0,68)\clip(0,0,0,720)\t(0,450,\clip(0,0,1280,720))\an1\p1\c&HA6A4A4&\3c&HA6A4A4&}m 1 610 l 1280 610 l 1280 650 l 0 650{\p0} Dialogue: 1,0:22:54.39,0:23:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\clip(0,0,0,720)\t(0,450,\clip(0,0,1280,720))\pos(640,560)\c&H1B82F1&\4c&HFFFFFF&\bord3\shad3\}Q. Are you Team Kusanagi or Team Nakai? Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.84,0:22:57.81,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Blow it harder! Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.18,0:22:58.91,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Nakai? Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.01,0:23:01.07,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,You like Nakai? Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.45,0:23:04.93,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Very good very good VERY GOOD Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.93,0:23:06.93,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,That's nice! That's nice! Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.49,0:23:08.57,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,That's nice! Dialogue: 2,0:23:08.57,0:23:13.02,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Calm yourself down already, man, making him go pipipipi like that Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.88,0:23:17.45,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}This whole segment {\c&H0FFFF1&\alphaHFF\t(1175,1177,\alpha00)}is probably going to be unusable... Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.45,0:23:19.45,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Shouldn't you spend your time more on asking about Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.70,0:23:21.62,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Director Muranishi's specialties? Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.14,0:23:22.25,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,You're right, I was too caught up in the moment Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.25,0:23:24.85,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Ask some normal questions, would you? Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.26,0:23:27.96,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,595.667)}Director Muranishi thrusts his specialties Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.44,0:23:27.96,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,So Hamachan... Hamachan, I'll bet Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.96,0:23:29.96,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Do you like{\c&H0FFFF1&} old clothes? Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.44,0:23:32.66,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Well, maybe, I don't hate them Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.66,0:23:36.30,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}You always wear {\alphaHFF\t(580,582,\alpha00)}Levi 501XX, {\alphaHFF\t(2415,2416,\alpha00)\c&HFFFFFF&}do you not? Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.40,0:23:38.87,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Well, I own some Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.74,0:23:44.61,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}You used to wear bigger ones {\c&HFFFFFF&}but lately they're tighter... Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.96,0:23:44.68,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Oh, oh really? Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.87,0:23:46.31,Talking Over Endo Left,,0,0,0,,He could tell the difference, wow Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.08,0:23:48.08,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&HFFFFFF&}I wish I could{\c&H0FFFF1&} pull off old clothes Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.64,0:23:48.43,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Oh, I see Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.22,0:23:51.47,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\clip(0,0,1280,720)\t(725,2170,\clip(1279,0,1280,720))}I've been thinking of changing my stylist- Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.90,0:23:55.22,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\c&H000000&\4c&HDA0305&\3c&HFFFFFF&\clip(0,0,1,720)\t(0,1530,\clip(0,0,1280,720))\pos(640,562.334)}What's with these garbage questions!? Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.22,0:23:58.39,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\pos(640,562.334)\c&H000000&\4c&HDA0305&\3c&HFFFFFF&}What kind of backwater hick would care!? Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.85,0:24:04.48,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Oh me too? Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.80,0:24:09.94,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Now Macchan Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.85,0:24:13.91,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,Please, ask him an appropriate question Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.91,0:24:16.21,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}I could go for something {\c&H000000&}more appropriate... Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.32,0:24:16.11,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,That's too far, isn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.71,0:24:20.68,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}During your private time,{\c&HFFFFFF&} what{\alphaHFF\t(1610,1611,\alpha00)} do you like to do? Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.12,0:24:23.12,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I know it's cliché Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.35,0:24:25.35,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}But go to the gym{\c&H1D27CF&} and stuff Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.55,0:24:28.05,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&HFFFFFF&}Do you ever go out {\c&H0FFFF1&}drinking? Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.82,0:24:28.05,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I go out a bit Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.98,0:24:29.64,Endo,,0,0,0,,He asked again Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.05,0:24:31.19,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&HFFFFFF&}Do you go out with{\c&H0FFFF1&} Nakai-kun? Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.19,0:24:36.10,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}Generally, {\c&H000000&\alphaHFF\t(1110,1111,\alpha00)}I go out with him twice a month {\c&H1D27CF&}or so... Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.86,0:24:36.09,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Oh really? Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.09,0:24:42.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0FFFF1&}Do you talk about me{\c&HFFFFFF&} or {\alphaHFF\t(815,816,\alpha00)}anything like that? Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.23,0:24:42.97,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,531.667)}I wouldn't say that we don't... Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.97,0:24:47.07,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}Do you ever talk about{\c&HFFFFFF&} Atarashii Chizu {\c&H0FFFF1&\alphaHFF\t(1642,1643,\alpha00)}with Nakai-kun? Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.97,0:24:50.11,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Atarashii Chizu is a band compromised of some of the previous members of SMAP: Goro Inagaki, Tsuyoshi Kusanagi, and Shingo Katori. Nakai and Kimura (the two most popular members) are not in the band. Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.36,0:24:47.95,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Not that I remember Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.07,0:24:50.11,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}Do you talk about Goro-chan? {\alphaHFF\t(940,941,\alpha00)}Do you talk about Shingo-chan? Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.42,0:24:51.45,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Not really... Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.17,0:24:52.84,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,You're being too aggressive again... Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.84,0:24:55.32,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H0FFFF1&}Does he ever talk about being a presenter{\c&HFFFFFF&} or anything? Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.98,0:24:55.17,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Honestly we don't really Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.25,0:24:56.26,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Talk about that stuff Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.74,0:24:57.63,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Oh really? That's great Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.90,0:24:57.63,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,You're being too aggressive, Director... Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.98,0:24:58.68,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Yeah it's great... Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.49,0:25:01.05,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)}When will you see him next? Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.89,0:25:04.62,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,620)\c&H000000&}We haven't planned anything specific... Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.50,0:25:05.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Nothing specific, huh? Really. Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.63,0:25:08.53,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}What do you think about {\alphaHFF}Atarashii Chizu? Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.54,0:25:11.73,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}What do you think about {\c&H11FFF3&}Atarashii Chizu? Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.58,0:25:15.22,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}This asshole never stops! Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.05,0:25:26.61,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H09FDF0&} TV is the best!! Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.62,0:25:27.91,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Internet streaming is good,{\alphaHFF\c&H09FDF0&\4c&HFFFFFF&} but broadcast TV{\c&HFFFFFF&} is really great, right? Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.92,0:25:29.85,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Internet streaming is good,{\c&H09FDF0&} but broadcast TV{\c&HFFFFFF&} is really great, right? Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.09,0:25:35.19,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I have a feeling we'll be seeing each other again soon Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.26,0:25:37.32,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}That's good, okay, that's plenty Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.51,0:25:38.91,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}2019 was great Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.75,0:25:39.73,Talking Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}We get it Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.73,0:25:40.76,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Let's have another great year Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.76,0:25:41.44,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Yes, let's Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.51,0:25:45.12,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}He had a huge impact Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.28,0:25:49.05,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Kusanagi came back this year Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.69,0:25:47.65,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}No way Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.37,0:25:49.49,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I was surprised Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.11,0:25:51.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}He did something amazing Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.20,0:25:55.41,Normal,,0,0,0,,{\fad (350,0)\pos(650,710)\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}They have been on the bus for{\c&H1702D2&} 15 minutes Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.08,0:25:57.41,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Somehow,{\alphaHFF\c&H000000&} this is starting off{\c&H000000&} amazingly Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.42,0:25:58.95,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Somehow,{\c&H000000&} this is starting off{\alphaHFF\c&H000000&} amazingly Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.95,0:26:00.81,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Somehow,{\c&H000000&} this is starting off{\c&H000000&} amazingly Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.75,0:26:00.13,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,610)}Right? Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.82,0:26:03.35,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H000000&}I'm beat already Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.81,0:26:02.48,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,610)}Me too Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.52,0:26:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H02009E&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}Already these 5 can't {\c&HEA097F&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H000000&}conceal their exhaustion Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.55,0:26:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H000000&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H75CDDE&}will never{\c&H02009E&\4c&H75CDDE&} relent Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.55,0:26:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HBC0007&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H75CDDE&\pos(650,490)}The deluge of laughter assassins Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.77,0:26:17.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I'm so jealous of Hosei Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.65,0:26:18.31,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}What? Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.51,0:26:22.40,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}You look like you could fall asleep {\c&H000000&}anywhere Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.24,0:26:22.40,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1025,415)}I slept Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.46,0:26:23.81,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}But I only got about 6 hours... Dialogue: 1,0:26:23.78,0:26:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\bord5\blur2}Arrival{\alphaHFF} at the bus station Dialogue: 1,0:26:23.98,0:26:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)\pos(638,692)}Arrival {\alpha00\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\bord5\blur2\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&}at {\alphaHFF}the bus station Dialogue: 1,0:26:24.08,0:26:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)}Arrival at{\alpha00 \an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\bord5\blur2\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&}the bus{\alphaHFF}station Dialogue: 1,0:26:24.18,0:26:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\alphaHFF\fs50\t(0,2700,\fs55)}Arrival at the{\alpha00\an5\frx-720\t(0,350,\frx0)\pos(640,692)\bord5\blur2\c&HFA1E1C&\3c&HFFFFFF&} bus station{THE ALPHA'D WORDS ARE FOR TEXT ALIGNMENT HELP} Dialogue: 2,0:26:24.52,0:26:25.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\t(0,1500,\fs60)\an5\pos(640,692)\fad(0,950)\4aHFF\3c&HFFFFFF&\bord8\blur10}Arrival at the bus station Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.99,0:26:34.71,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Help me! Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.54,0:26:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(290,715)\c&HF7514F&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Osada Shouhei Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.54,0:26:40.62,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: The detective and hostage are actually comedians of the duo, Chocolate Planet. Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.54,0:26:40.62,Yellow Announcement 2,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\c&H0ED7F9&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&\pos(207,540)}Detective Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.54,0:26:40.62,Yellow Announcement 2,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\c&H0ED7F9&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&\pos(774,541)}Hostage Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.54,0:26:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(850,715)\c&HF7514F&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}Matsuo Shun Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.20,0:26:38.18,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,110)}I'll shoot, asshole! Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.23,0:26:38.74,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,110)}Hey! Stop! Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.20,0:26:40.55,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,110)}We have you surrounded Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.63,0:26:48.63,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,590)\c&H0ED7F9&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&}A masked man took a hostage\N and hijacked the bus Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.12,0:26:42.08,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give yourself up quietly! Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.86,0:26:46.81,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}We already know who you are, and we're taking you in! Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.16,0:26:48.42,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}You know it all, big guy? Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.02,0:26:49.89,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}If you already know Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.31,0:26:50.88,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Then I won't Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.42,0:26:52.14,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Need this Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.86,0:26:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(950,715)\c&HF7514F&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&\fad (350,0)}Kamiki Ryunosuke Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.86,0:26:56.60,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\c&H0ED7F9&\3c&H000000&\4c&HFFFFFF&\pos(845,545)\fad (350,0)}Masked Man Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.42,0:26:56.04,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Calm down! Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.81,0:26:59.44,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H0CFFEC&}I'll freaking shoot him Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.45,0:27:00.27,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Calm down!{\alphaHFF} Stop that right now! Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.27,0:27:01.91,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Calm down! Stop that right now! Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.91,0:27:03.18,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.72,0:27:03.18,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,605)}Okay Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.23,0:27:03.86,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.53,0:27:05.38,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Calm down! Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.22,0:27:04.77,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.48,0:27:06.06,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.94,0:27:07.47,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I get it- I GET IT! Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.49,0:27:07.05,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.70,0:27:08.43,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.08,0:27:08.90,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I'm putting them up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.24,0:27:09.83,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.53,0:27:11.14,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Okay, look, I'm raising them Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.92,0:27:11.59,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Putyourhandsup! Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.61,0:27:11.97,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Good? Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.00,0:27:12.38,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put your hands up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.40,0:27:12.87,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Is this okay? Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.89,0:27:13.50,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put them up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.52,0:27:14.00,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}They're up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.01,0:27:14.58,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}PUT 'EM UP!! Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.64,0:27:15.20,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}THEY'RE UP! Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.24,0:27:15.84,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Put them up! Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.83,0:27:19.19,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H08FFF5&}They're already up, damn it! Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.81,0:27:22.94,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}They're way up Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.31,0:27:24.37,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}You're bad Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.97,0:27:27.97,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\c&H0ED7F9&\4c&HFFFFFF&\pos(650,590)}Kamiki doesn't listen at all Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.04,0:27:31.04,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H000000&}He has them up Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.04,0:27:33.51,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H000000&}You're bad {\c&H0124DD&}by every definition of the word Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.39,0:27:32.06,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\pos(650,610)}They're already raised Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.51,0:27:35.94,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Hey, can you {\c&H13FFF1&}contact your headquarters? Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.94,0:27:38.48,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&}Call up the station {\alphaHFF\t(1200,700,\alpha00)\c&HFFFFFF&}and have them prepare a getaway car for me! Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.48,0:27:39.31,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}What are you saying, I can't! Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.32,0:27:39.95,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.95,0:27:40.35,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I can't! Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.35,0:27:41.25,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.68,0:27:46.13,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I'll shoot! Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.25,0:27:45.35,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}FINE I GET IT Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.44,0:27:47.07,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.17,0:27:47.63,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}HQ? HQ! Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.64,0:27:48.44,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}No, call them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.74,0:27:49.30,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I am! Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.18,0:27:49.65,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.74,0:27:50.36,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I AM! Dialogue: 0,0:27:50.36,0:27:50.88,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.27,0:27:51.95,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:50.91,0:27:52.41,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670}HQ!? Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.35,0:27:56.86,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\clip(529.143,660.571,534.857,714.286)\t(0,1000,\clip(529.143,659.429,776,714.286))}CALL THEM!! Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.52,0:27:59.79,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Even the way you fight, ugh Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.15,0:28:06.34,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}He is calling them,{\c&H000000&} stay calm Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.97,0:28:07.46,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.54,0:28:08.43,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I am, so just- Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.27,0:28:11.20,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Just call them! Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.94,0:28:13.08,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}We need a getaway car Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.52,0:28:13.78,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)} Callthem- CALL THEM! Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.15,0:28:15.00,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)} I am right now! Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.67,0:28:15.65,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Call them! Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.67,0:28:17.03,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}A getaway car! Dialogue: 0,0:28:17.29,0:28:19.49,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&} I told you, I'm calling them! Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.17,0:28:20.22,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Jeez Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.82,0:28:22.88,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Shut up... Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.28,0:28:23.94,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)} Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.94,0:28:25.43,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)} Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.20,0:28:34.47,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&}"Please prepare a getaway car."{\alphaHFF\t(1640,905,\alpha00)\c&HFFFFFF&} There, I told them!! Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.24,0:28:37.74,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710}Hey, {\alphaHFF\t(640,700,\alpha00)}what's that strapped to your back? Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.74,0:28:41.64,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&}It's a pistol, isn't it?{\alphaHFF\t(1540,700,\alpha00)} Give me the pistol! Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.43,0:28:41.91,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos (650,610}What are you saying, I can't! Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.64,0:28:42.43,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it to me! Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.65,0:28:44.23,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I get it, I get it! Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.06,0:28:45.22,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I'll shoot! Give it to me! Give it to me! Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.79,0:28:47.30,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Stay calm, I understand Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.83,0:28:46.62,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol! Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.23,0:28:47.97,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.83,0:28:49.46,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I got it Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.36,0:28:49.17,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.93,0:28:51.91,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Is this okay? Huh? Dialogue: 0,0:28:50.06,0:28:51.12,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.96,0:28:52.61,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol! Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.30,0:28:52.79,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Look! Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.25,0:28:54.45,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}GIVE ME THE P I S T O L ! Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.45,0:28:54.68,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Look, here! Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.75,0:28:55.61,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol! Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.10,0:28:55.45,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Here! Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.91,0:28:56.18,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Here! Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.31,0:28:57.30,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol! Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.83,0:28:58.32,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,550)\t(0,100,\fs90)\t(100,200,\fs50)}TAKE IT! Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.77,0:28:58.73,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give me the pistol! Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.38,0:28:59.10,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}HOLD IT! Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.05,0:28:59.84,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it to me! Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.65,0:29:00.71,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I'm giving it to you! Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.13,0:29:01.13,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it to me! Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.77,0:29:02.51,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it to me! Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.09,0:29:03.49,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Take it already! Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.19,0:29:03.99,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it to me! Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.64,0:29:07.83,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(990,495)\c&H000000&}What is he doing?! Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.21,0:29:13.12,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}You aren't doing anything either... Pissing me off Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.17,0:29:15.99,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,He pisses me off Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.60,0:29:23.48,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)} Hey! GRASP IT! Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.96,0:29:20.99,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it to me now! Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.52,0:29:23.94,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it me! Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.79,0:29:26.55,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,560)}I ALREADY GAVE IT TO YOU! Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.33,0:29:26.25,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Give it to me now Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.83,0:29:27.84,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}You already have it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.03,0:29:32.33,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Please, help me!{\alphaHFF\t(1430,700,\alpha00)\c&H1702D2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H21D81F&} I'll do anything!! Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.78,0:29:31.75,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,610)}Anything? Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.33,0:29:34.13,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&}I'll give you a chance, {\alphaHFF\t(900,700,\alpha00)}but just one Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.23,0:29:40.63,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,530)\c&H13FFF1&}If you can make these 5 guys laugh Dialogue: 0,0:29:37.77,0:29:40.63,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I'll release you Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.64,0:29:48.81,Black,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,515)}Terms for Hostage Release Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.64,0:29:48.81,Yellow announcmend,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,615)\c&H0ED7F9&}Make all 5 men laugh Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.54,0:29:42.15,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Do it Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.18,0:29:43.05,Talking green,,0,0,0,,I can't Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.80,0:29:43.59,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Do it, asshole! Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.70,0:29:45.10,Talking green,,0,0,0,,I can't make them laugh Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.19,0:29:44.86,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.24,0:29:46.33,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,I'll shoot you, do it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.98,0:29:48.77,Talking green,,0,0,0,,Fine, I'll do it Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.44,0:29:49.18,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Yeah, do it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.00,0:29:52.55,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.67,0:29:52.35,Talking green,,0,0,0,,I'll do it Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.72,0:29:56.62,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}So...{\alphaHFF\t(800,700,\alpha00)} My impression of{\c&H1702D2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H21D81F&} Sakagami Shinobu... Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.52,0:29:58.62,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Sakagami Shinobu is a famous tarento, essayist, film director, TV presenter, singer, and actor. He started out as a child actor at the age of 3. Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.92,0:29:56.05,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,605)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.11,0:29:58.60,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Ahhh well, you see Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.29,0:29:58.74,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.69,0:30:01.65,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H1702D2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H21D81F&}I'm doing it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.65,0:30:02.76,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I am doing it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.69,0:30:02.09,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.44,0:30:04.82,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Didn't you see me starting? Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.32,0:30:05.96,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Well just do it already Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.97,0:30:06.74,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I am! Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.57,0:30:07.20,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.99,0:30:07.92,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I am doing it! Comment: 0,0:30:09.37,0:30:13.03,Talking green,,0,0,0,,These next few lines need some love and care Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.37,0:30:13.03,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\clip(269.714,661.714,275.429,716.571)\t(0,500,\clip(269.714,657.143,374.429,716.571))\t(700,2700,\clip(269.714,666.285,1030.858,716.571))}Ahhh well, you see, when you do it like this- Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.06,0:30:17.00,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\clip(222.857,657.143,229.714,718.857)\t(0,1000,\clip(222.857,658.286,670.857,718.857))\t(1400,2500,\clip(222.857,658.286,1075.428,718.857))}You all have to ride along and get slapped, right? Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.04,0:30:20.64,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\clip(296,667.429,306.286,718.857)\t(0,2500,\clip(296,669.714,1003.429,718.857))}I think that's{\c&H1702D2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H21D81F&} power harassment{\c&HFFFFFF&\3c\4c} y'know? Dialogue: 0,0:30:20.65,0:30:24.04,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Well, next is the{\alphaHFF\t(1100,700,\alpha00)\c&H1702D2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H21D81F&} problem of the day Dialogue: 0,0:30:20.65,0:30:24.04,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Japanese news stations have talk show segments where a panel of people express their opinions on the topic they're reporting on. They will usually very quickly change to the next topic without any transition. Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.55,0:30:24.08,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,610)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.05,0:30:25.38,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\t(0,100,\fs90)\t(100,200,\fs50)}I ALREADY DID! Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.69,0:30:29.52,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\c&H1702D2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H21D81F&\pos(650,530)\t(0,100,\fs70)\t(100,200,\fs50)}I was doing it, these are the damned results! Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.18,0:30:41.64,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.66,0:30:42.59,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I already did! Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.23,0:30:42.71,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.71,0:30:43.58,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}That's enough! Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.85,0:30:44.43,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}What? Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.65,0:30:47.27,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\clip(557.714,659.429,564.571,714.286)\t(0,500,\clip(553.143,664,742.857,714.286))}Detective! Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.04,0:30:47.06,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,580)}Cut it out! Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.62,0:30:51.21,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,544)}If you can do better, do it! Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.68,0:30:48.62,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,507)}Detective! Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.24,0:30:50.83,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,600)}Help me, please! Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.94,0:30:50.10,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Stop, I can't! Dialogue: 0,0:30:51.11,0:30:53.44,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\clip(276.571,667.429,281.143,717.714)\t(0,1500,\clip(276.571,666.286,1022.857,717.714))}You get it right?{\c&H13FFF1&} This situation is hopeless!! Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.75,0:30:53.46,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,605)}Detective! Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.15,0:30:55.40,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}It's hopeless! Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.64,0:30:55.39,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}You going to do it? Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.70,0:30:56.29,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Help! Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.88,0:30:57.61,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}You're completely hopeless! Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.61,0:30:58.17,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Please! Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.16,0:31:01.41,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do it! Do it! Do iiiit! DO IT! Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.69,0:31:04.02,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&}Why did you suddenly become such a moron? Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.90,0:31:07.34,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Himuro Ky- I'm doing it, asshole! Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.69,0:31:06.18,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Do it! Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.19,0:31:09.76,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Himuro Kyosuke playing{\alphaHFF\t(1030,700,\alpha00)} rock-paper-scissors Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.19,0:31:09.76,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: Himuro Kyosuke is a former singer/songwriter. He is one of the best-selling artists of Japan. Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.98,0:31:15.83,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\clip(265.143,664,276.571,714.286)\t(0,1200,\clip(265.143,664,638.857,714.286))\t(1800,2900,\clip(265.143,669.714,1030.857,714.286))}First comes {\c&H13FFF1&}ANGEL~ {\c&HFFFFFF&}Rock, paper {\alphaHFF}KISS ME! Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.83,0:31:15.83,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\c&H13FFF1&\pos(936,712.429)\t(0,100,\fs90)\t(100,200,\fs40)}KISS ME Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.23,0:31:19.22,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}There! Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.18,0:31:24.20,Hamada,,0,0,0,, {\c&H000000&\pos(390,550)}He got me point-blank Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.13,0:31:26.40,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,It was pretty funny, though Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.38,0:31:29.71,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}What does {\c&H000000&}"First comes angel"{\c&H1702D2&} even mean? Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.78,0:31:33.15,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}They laughed, right?{\alphaHFF\t(770,700,\alpha00)} So, let him go now! Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.65,0:31:36.15,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I want more! Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.73,0:31:37.56,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,590)}What? That's plenty! Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.63,0:31:39.72,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do it!{\c&H13FFF1&} Get going! Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.72,0:31:40.31,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Fine Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.13,0:31:41.76,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do something! Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.06,0:31:43.63,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do something! Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.49,0:31:44.47,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Fine, I get it Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.73,0:31:45.12,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do something! Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.16,0:31:47.09,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Okay! Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.55,0:31:47.09,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(600,590.=)}Do something! Dialogue: 0,0:31:47.16,0:31:47.60,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Okay Dialogue: 0,0:31:47.63,0:31:48.16,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do something! Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.42,0:31:50.04,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Do something already! Dialogue: 0,0:31:50.30,0:31:52.70,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&\t(0,100,\fs90)\t(100,200,\fs50)}WE'RE GOING TO! Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.14,0:31:51.79,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,560)}Do something! Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.71,0:31:54.50,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}A lickity-skit:{\c&H13FFF1&} "The Fight" Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.71,0:31:54.50,Translator's Note,,0,0,0,,T/N: The lickity-skit or "rero-rero skit" is a skit based on the act of licking. This is a regular skit for Chocolate Planet. Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.56,0:31:55.87,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.47,0:31:56.70,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}What? Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.00,0:31:58.83,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Why did you turn down Miyuki? Dialogue: 0,0:31:58.91,0:31:59.92,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}That's none of your business Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.87,0:32:02.83,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}The hell it isn't my business! Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.88,0:32:02.37,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}Stay in your lane! Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.05,0:32:08.85,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H1702D2&\3c&HFFFFFF&\4c&H21D81F&\clip(370.286,664,379.429,715.429)\t(0,2300,\clip(370.286,662.857,924.571,715.429))} LIIIIICKY LICKY LICKY LIIIIICKY Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.53,0:32:15.27,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,Of course, y'know? If I could've\Nnot laughed... Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.91,0:32:16.01,Talking Over Endo Left,,0,0,0,,If you could... Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.02,0:32:19.70,Talking Over Matsumoto Left,,0,0,0,,It'd be good if I could! Sorry, my bad Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.27,0:32:21.66,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H000000&}The hell was that? Dialogue: 0,0:32:21.67,0:32:25.20,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)\c&H13FFF1&}This is hell.{\c&HFFFFFF&} Come on, let's leave!! Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.40,0:32:26.13,Talking green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,605)}YOU BASTARD! Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.00,0:32:29.33,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I get it, just please arrest me already! Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.33,0:32:30.11,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I'm arresting you! Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.15,0:32:30.76,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Arrest me! Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.80,0:32:32.86,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Okay, I'm coming! Dialogue: 0,0:32:33.27,0:32:34.14,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Arrest me! Dialogue: 0,0:32:34.11,0:32:35.38,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}I arrested you!! Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.80,0:32:37.33,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Arrest me! Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.07,0:32:37.33,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}I already did Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.05,0:32:40.65,Talking Red,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)} Arrest me! Take me away! Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.65,0:32:41.62,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,670)}You're under arrest and I'm taking you in! Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.85,0:32:45.39,Talking purple,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}We should have left{\alphaHFF\t(740,700,\alpha00)\c&H13FFF1&} after the impressions!! Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.65,0:32:48.18,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}That was rough Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.75,0:32:50.06,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,That was so troublesome Dialogue: 0,0:32:50.06,0:32:51.50,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,710)}Right? So troublesome Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.47,0:32:58.06,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(895,397)}What was that{\alphaHFF\t(800,700,\alpha00)\c&H000000&} "licky licky" {\c&H1702D2&}thing... Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.66,0:32:59.09,Yamazaki,,0,0,0,,{\pos(895,441)}He's been doing that for a long time Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.67,0:33:02.87,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\pos(895,395)}That pisses me off Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.06,0:33:06.08,Normal,,0,0,0,,The bus drives onward to high school Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.14,0:10:03.14,Black,,0,0,0,,