Team Gaki Presents
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Yeah, many girls are into that
You are really into it, right?
Ah, it connected
The images I want to show you
are from the birthday party of my best friend forever
That's nice
That's pretty understandable
We will start off with the first one.
This image was taken by a friend at our designated meeting place
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I'm heading off to my friend's birthday party
It catches me in a casual moment
So fashionable. Where was it taken?
I think it was in Shirokane
T/N: Shirokane is a district in Tokyo. It's one of the most wealthiest neighborhoods with very nice residential areas, making it a very desirable place to live in.
Just as fashionable as I had expected
Let me show the next image
About this one...
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Parking the car and heading to "that place"...
Before going to the party location, we parked the car and wanted to convey that I was heading to "that place"...
I see
"That place", where is that exactly?
"That place" is of course a beauty salon
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Beauty salon! Getting a pre-party trim. Maybe overdoing it!
I wanted a stylish hair cut for the party
So that's what you did
Okay, I will show the next image
This is it
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At the gift shop, choosing a present. A whale shark!
I wanted to purchase a present for the birthday girl
Choosing a whale shark, I see
She likes these kinds of things
She likes them, huh?
These kinds of general stores are nice, don't you think?
Yes... What?
General store, is it?
Becky's Instagram
The thing that is out of place here is...
Wait a minute...
I'm fine
Are you okay?
Yes, I am sorry. I'm fine
What is...
The next image...
Ah, this one
At the parking space near the party location I met another friend by coincidence...
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My friend's retro car! I got permission to take a picture for Instagram! LOL
And that friend was riding a pretty retro car
This is Tanaka's
What?
Wait a second. Hold up
Becky's Instagram
There's something familiar about this car...
That...
I feel like I've seen this car before
Exactly
Let's look at the next image
Yes
About this...
Arriving at the party location. Starting off with a group shot
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Arriving at the party location. My friends' bags and shoes are totally in.
It's so lively. Nice
Everyone is a model, that's why
I don't get it. What is going on?
Even I don't get it
Hold up. What!? Wait
What's up with that? What's going on?
You've already arrived at the location of the party, right?
That's right.
It's really nice.
Aren't the sneakers that my friend is wearing cool?
Lemon pattern, cute!!
Dreadful
Wait. What is up with this?
These are all Tanaka's possessions
Whale shark decoration
Car
Sneakers
Really?
You've gone to great lengths
Scary
But it must have taken a lot of effort. Why?
Scary
Incredible
About the next image that I want to show...
My best friend forever, the birthday girl!!
The main character of the birthday celebration
Yes, the main character
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The birthday girl! Akiko-chan! I sincerely congratulate you.
What a beautiful person
That's right
Who?
Who is it?
It's my mother
Becky's best friend is Tanaka's mother
Oh, that's right
T/N: The "-chan" suffix is usually used for children or women who are close friends and close in age. In this case, it's awkward since Becky is much younger than Akiko and should be referring to her as "Akiko-san".
My best friend forever, Akiko-chan
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The birthday girl! Akiko-chan! I sincerely congratulate you.
Akiko-chan!
Don't you all think she is pretty?
Yes, that's right
Your friend is my mother
At the end, everyone took a picture
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The usual besties group picture! What a wonderful party.
A group photo
Looks like so much fun!
You seem to have a big circle of friends!
Thank you very much.
Thai Kick-san is a pretty great guy
He's so far ahead of us
There's a single person in the picture that bothers me...
Besides that, there's something I would like to tell...
The 8 images shown just now
If we line them up, it will be like this!!
A Surprise from Becky
The riddle hidden in the Instagram images are?
There's an A behind her
Can I please ask you to stand up?
I've endured 2 kicks already
I've endured 2 kicks already...
Be careful not to hit anything when you get kicked
Ahhhh!!
I can't take it!!
Ahhhh!!
I can't take it!!
It really does hurt... Ow
It hurts...
You can't convey the true pain, right?
Are you alright?
Mr. Tanaka, please have a seat here.
It's amazing,
without your knowledge all your possessions have been...
Yep, it's terrifying.
That's true, right Becky,
it truly was terrible, wasn't it?
Yes...? It was terrible?
What's up with that face?
I did it! Lucky! Happy!
Kind of face is what you are making
You are too naïve to think that.
💢
Yes?
From here on Becky will experience her punishment !!
"Yes" is not what you should be saying
I'm sorry. I haven't heard about...
What are you saying? It's not about hearing about it or not
Listen to your own heart
Don't you feel a sense of doom?
Like: "I'm doomed"
Doom?
Don't you wish you could just get rid of it?
"I want to get rid of it!!"
Can I borrow this?
Yes
I want you to have a look at something
Yes
Can you read this for me?
Wait!!
Please read it out loud
Becky Thai Kick
What!? Hold up!!
Wait, I haven't heard about this!!
Becky's doom purifying Thai Kick
Becky, prepare yourself. It truly hurts
Wait wait wait
No way!!
No waaaay!!
I'm already feeling purified from everything
You aren't!!
Becky, it is best if you don't move at all!!
I'm not gonna take the punishment
This kind of twist is unusual!!
No!!
It hurts!!
This can't be good...
It hurts!!
This can't be good...
She fell!!
This is no good!!
Are you okay, Becky?!
It hurts like hell, right?
Hurts like hell, right?
You went
woop!!
You got a good one!!
That one was really bad
This time was really bad
How was that? How does it feel?
No good...
This one had to hurt.
Tanaka can't convey the pain, but now you know
It hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts!!
It hurts like hell, doesn't it?
It's a heavy feeling...
It will come back in waves after some time
No way
Thank you and until next time
What about this?
I'll just leave it here
He laughed so carelessly
Because you had a roaring laughter
I was so surprised
Is this the first time I've seen Tanaka's mother?
That's right
She doesn't usually appear
Your mom and my mom are both Akiko
Her name
That's right
It's spelled with the kanji for "shou" part of "shouwa"
T/N: There are many different ways to spell names depending on the kanji. Matsumoto's mom's name is spelled as "秋子" (child of autumn), but Tanaka's mom's name is spelled "昭子" (child of the Showa era). So even though they're both "Akiko", the spelling is different.
Becky didn't know for real
That Thai Kick had to hurt
It hit her in a strange spot
Tomorrow and the day after will hurt
That's right, Yamazaki is left
I felt like it was finally over
I'm exhausted
Oh no!!
The vase from The Genie Family
T/N: The Genie Family was an old anime from 1969-1970 about a genie who is summoned and grants wishes by sneezing. However, the wishes don't always turn out well.
One
The Genie Family
Yes
Is it Akubi next?
T/N: Akubi-chan is the main character from a spin-off of that same show.
Pepper
Yes
There's something planned
Which means...
Twisted tissues
What will occur!?
Oh, for once...
It might be a good thing...
Try to sneeze to call the genie
Do you even need the pepper?
In the manga, it was used a lot
Yes, yes
Will I sneeze?
Achoo!!
Quick
In no time
Achoo!!
Since you called me I will come flying
Ba ba ba baaaaaam
Hosei, for your tired body I've got some
Sweet
snacks
is what I will give you as a present
Thank you very much
Lucky drawer
Really?
What a lucky drawer
That's really good
A sweet present from The Genie
So that's how it was
What's up with this?
That was cruel
Such a primitive gag...
That...
Hosei, go get changed
Hurry up
It's time
The annual changing of clothes
It's that time already
Full on
When he was hit
It was a bit...
Now it's a case of what he'll come as
Fujiwara-san
Yes
where are we going?
Hosei's changing of clothes which never fails to cause chaos
Hosei's changing of clothes which has caused
turbulence so many times in the past
Here it is
Then
Can you get changed?
So it's just placed like that
I don't get what
they want from this!!
Of course, the other 4 are on full alert for the clothing change
Of course the other 4 members are already on full alert for this,
But there's 1 more thing
They should be alert for 1 more thing
That they should be on alert for
This isn't at all...
I don't get what it is for
Yeah, I don't either
It might be completely different from what we expect?
Chucky-kun doll is still a mystery
T/N: The "-kun" suffix is usually used for little boys.
But it's a little nostalgic
Yeah if it was that
Yeah
But it hasn't done anything yet
Yeah, you're right
Changed into Gakideka
T/N: He is dressed as the main character, Komawari-kun, from an old gag manga, Gakideka
Well, you'd laugh at that
Muffufufu...
Why is he wearing a moustache?
Muffufufu...
Stop it!
Stop
I'll end up laughing too
Why is he wearing a moustache?
Wait - Yama-san
You should stop tidying up in silence
With that face on, if you do chores in that detached way...
Stop that tidying up and get Tanaka or someone to do it instead
That's just weird
I'm all done
What, so
When you changed, there was no uniform for you to wear?
The same one
There wasn't!!
You still have cream on your ear
From before?
Are there no tissues?
Muhhahha...
Keep it in
Keep it in!
Cocorico, do you know this?
Gakideka...
Ah, you know it
Yeah, I know it
Gakideka
Serialized in Weekly Shonen Champion in 1974
Famous for the Capital Punishment gag of Komawari-kun
It's really
Actually, more so than us
It was your generation
We might have been the generation
Maybe
Of course
I know about Gakideka
I know it
Hey, you guys
Please break me out from this small cage
What?
Uwah!
I was revived into this world, I am the cursed doll
I am Hosei
I will now show you hell, ahahaha...
This was crazy
Huh, why?
Doesn't it look like you?
Waitwaitwait
Why was I called OUT?
Wait, wait, why am I out?
Ouchhhh!!
Wait a sec, ouch!
One sec
Why was I OUT? I didn't laugh at all
I am the cursed doll
I am Hosei, ahhahaha...
Because he laughed!
We have to stop him
When Chucky-kun laughs, Hosei is OUT
This one was laughing
I got it
When the doll laughs, he gets hit
Cage Trap 1
There is a 4 digit code locking it
Wait
We have to open the lock
Here it comes again
It's a number, number!
Zap
Ouch, ouchhh!!
Cage Trap 2
It is electrically charged
I am the cursed doll
What's wrong?
I am Hosei!
What's wrong?
It was crazy
It's a proper cage
Electricity
Electricity?
It electrocutes?
I was fine just before
I wonder why?
Was it the bars?
This, this
The bars
The lock was okay
I am the cursed doll
Stop it!
Wait up
I am Hosei, ahhahaha...
Stop it!
Wait a sec!
Stop it!
This is a bad one
Wait
Eh, wait a sec
Uwaahh!!
Urghh!!
This is bad
Your ass will break
This is bad
Your ass will break
Ow, ow, ow
Be careful, careful
We have to do this quickly
We have to stop this quickly
I think..
Stop it!
Is there not a code in this word? 4 digits
Yes
4 digit number?
Go find something!!
Here it comes again
I am the cursed doll
I am Hosei, ahhahaha...
That's scary
Ah, that hurts!!
Uwah, your ass will be cleaved
Your ass will be torn up
Your ass would really be torn up
It's gonna be torn
This is bad
Wait a moment
Wait, wait, wait
This is bad
This is bad!!
This is bad!
We need to stop this
Wait
Stop OK OK?
Good guy
Ho - u - se - i ...
T/N: He's spelling out Hosei's name to work out if it can be changed to numbers
How about your birthday?
Then 0215
Let's try your birthday
Your birthday
It isn't opening
Whoops, I forgot to tell you but
If you want to stop me
The switch on my back will have to be turned off
On his back...
Ahahaha...
Again?
Because he laughed at that end
Hya~ hahah~ hahaha!!
This is bad
That's bad
This is bad
That was bad
No, no, no
This is bad, this is really bad!!
What
Cage Trap 3
In order to turn off the switch, the lock must be opened
Then my birthday
0 9 0 8
Yes
Let's just try everyone's
A little bit more
Though I don't think it will be anything of ours...
Yeah
Yeah, it doesn't seem likely
Stop it
It can't be helped
Let me give you a hint to the number
Oh!
The number is...
Hamada's cellphone number, the last 4 numbers
Ahahahah...
What
What are you laughing at?!
Is that so
Ahhhh!!
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Cooling it down might be better
Wait
Let's cool it down
That
Is there some there?
There is some
There's some ice?
You're better off lying down
Go over there
Hosei-san
I think
It's best if we cool it down
Yeah, it's...
Yeah
Let's cool it down
If you could lie face down
Has it turned bright red?
Yeah, it's bright red
Yeah, I mean
Yeah, this is...
Thanks for lying down
Look!
Wow
I am about to do it
Ahhh!!
What are you laughing at?
What should we do about this?
What should we do about it?
What should we do?
It's too cold
But we don't have anything else
What should we do?
Do you want to try putting some lip balm on it?
No, no, that would be bad
It has that cooling stuff in it
Isn't that better?
Don't do it
Really don't do it!!
I really don't want you to do it
If we cover it with hand towels...
That could work
After wetting them
Lip balm
Yeah, they are thin
Lip balm
Ah, these are good
Lip balm
Right...
Lip balm
Here
Lip balm
This should be fine
Wait a bit!!
Did you rub something on me?!
You did rub something!!
We did not
It huuuurts!!
I felt a sudden sensation
You rubbed something on me!!
You did!!
You rubbed something on me, didn't you?!
Seriously!
Hey! I said that you can't do that!
You rubbed something on me, didn't you?!
No... We did not
No way!
It's stinging me , I say!!
We didn't, really.
We didn't rub anything on you
I didn't do it
See?!
This is why I said not to do something like that!!
Really?
Yes
But I thought it'd be okay...
Right? I thought that cooling feel would...
Yeah
Hamada-san, please
The last 4 numbers...
No...
Please!
Certainly Hamada can't really say
That's right
His privacy will be completely...
That's true
No, I mean...
Which is better?
What?
No, just that
I only need 4 numbers from you
Will you tell me the last 4 numbers or
let your junior's ass get broken? Which is better?
Your butt will be cured by the menthol
Rub some menthol
Yeah
Stop that, seriously.
Why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing, am I?
He totally is!
Just casually laughing
Yeah...
Aw, they spilled it
This...
Sorry...
Why?
I'm being serious here.
Let Matsumoto rub more of it on you
Are you serious?
I think your ass will heal
You don't think so, do you?
Then, no
See, look, it'll really...
How about having Hamada write the 4-number code on your butt
I'll write them on you
How about having Hamada write the 4-number code on your butt
Use that stinging pain to decipher the numbers
You'll get it then
That's right
All right, I get it
Well, then turn around first
After this,
Hosei experiences even more hell...
That's a good idea
With that
How about having Hamada write the 4-number code on your butt
Ah, I'll write on you
How about having Hamada write the 4-number code on your butt
Use that stinging pain to decipher the numbers
You can tell by writing
How about that?
All right, I get it
Well, then turn around first
Did you really get it?
That's a good idea
Did you understand?
Like this, people watching on TV won't know the numbers too
That's right
Yeah
His privacy would be protected
Yeah
Then here's the first number
It's his real phone number after all
Okay
Stop twitching
Are you able to write?
Your butt hair's really impressive
That's really...
That's supposed to be a secret among us
Not needed
That's not the issue at hand here
That's right
Then, the first number...
Be sure to read it
Concentrate on that stinging pain
Do it right!
I'm writing it here
Huh?
Of course
What are you doing...?
You...
I don't know
Oh, yeah
Ow, ow, ow!
Don't wipe!!
The numbers will disappear
I told you not to wipe!
Ow, it hurts
I can't take this
Hosei-san, those are clues
Yeah, that's an important clue
You erased it
Did you get it?
You don't understand what I wrote?
Just tell me whether I'm correct or not. Please.
Wrong?
You saw me writing right?
Yes
Why was it different?
It was different
I wonder why
As long as he can remember the numbers
It hurts, so we should hurry
Seriously
Your butt's getting broken
Not 2?
Was hard to tell, right?
I think it seems difficult so
Why not use the number and rub that number of times on him?
Do it that way
This guy's the worst
I wrote the first
I seriously can't tell on my butt
I see
Isn't it just a number?
Okay, okay
How about you put your hands there?
Tap, tap, tap, tap
Even if you say "tap, tap," well...
Please say "start" and "end"
Start
Don't write yet
W-wait. It's hot!
Wait, ow
What are you doing?
How many times was that just now?!
You should know though
Why did you write so much?!
You have to endure it to the end
All the way!
That was a bit much
You say "Just a bit more"
But just hold on a bit
Please Hosei-san, just bear it
Don't run
Then, I'll first do "tap, tap, tap"
Toothpick
He's horrid, isn't he?
Toothpick
Yeah, seriously
Toothpick
Look at how horrid he is
Toothpick
Argh ow!Hot!!
Argh ow! Hot!!
What are you doing?
That was so sudden
That was Matsumoto...
No, I...
That was evil...
I felt a hot sensation
I thought toothpicks would work too
Oh
You feel more sensitive...
No?
It's thin so you would probably feel it more accurately, won't you?
That's true
I see
Probably
I think I prefer this
I think that would probably remain on your butt
Please
Please do it slowly
Okay
Don't move
Ow! It hurts
Oh! I get it
You got it?
Tell me if I'm correct, please
Yes
Cleared the 1st number!!
You can do this!
Thank you
We just cleared a big hurdle
You can do this!!
I'm moving on to the next number
Ow!!
Sorry
What do you mean by "Sorry"?
He's farsighted due to age so...
But I'm so close...
So he didn't estimate right
What do you mean, "Sorry"?
You can't tell anymore
You get old and this happens
Should we have Tanaka do it instead?
It'd be better for Tanaka to do it
I don't know Hamada's mobile number
He doesn't know
Right, Tanaka doesn't know
The number...
The only one who knows is...
Hamada himself
Please teach us
That's kinda rude
Why?
How about this:
How about letting him insert it into your butthole and draw?
What do you mean put it inside?
Just stick it right in there
Definitely impossible.
I can't stand even cotton swabs
What?
It's painful even with cotton swabs
Use something else?
I'll put some gum syrup on this so
No, no, that's strange
I'd probably get some strange illness from it
It's getting weird
I see
Just 3 more numbers.
That's right
Yeah
You can do it
You cleared the first one so
Then, time for another number
We're probably running out of the thing
Cleared the 2nd number!!
Another one
Done with the second
Don't lie to me
Yes
Cleared the 3rd number!!
Oh nice
Nicely done
Aarrgghh!!
Why this though?
What a mean thing to do
I'm already tired!
Observe
See, he's so evil
Observe
Seriously, don't
Observe
This is really the last
Not sure
Yes, let's end this
Go for it!
I don't think he'll do it again
Open your legs a bit more
This is the last
The last
Yeah
I get it!
What are you holding?!
What's that?!
No, no...
It's a bonus
Yeah
Good job finding something like that here
Kinda forgot about it
It was there
Yeah
The last one
We good?
...What?
How about you guess the last number on your own?
You've come this far
That's right
Right?
Yeah
You can do this, you can do this
Seriously, why are you confused?
Yeah, really
I am a cursed doll
I'm Hosei Ahahaha...
And so
Ow ow ow
Aaaaahhh!!
You stopped it
You opened the cage and stopped it, good job
You stopped it
You got him!
Truly a cursed doll!!
How scary
You got it, well done
You did well
You were great
To think this went in your anus, Yama-chan
Did it really go in?
I don't know whether it went in or not but...
Yup, it went in!
The worst!!
You're the worst!!