TEAM Gaki presents:
Timing/Typesetting: Sacro Hinnerk
Translation: Michael
Final checker: James
Yamasaki Housei's apology
Sky Diving
and Head shave
Yamasaki Housei's apology
Yamsaki Housei's apology
Where it all started...
It all started when...
Yamsaki Housei's
bad drinking habits!!
Investigation into Yamsaki Housei's bad drinking habits!
We invited Yamasaki, the man with a bad reputation when drunk for a drink.
Does Yamasaki turn nasty when drunk?
We went to drinks and investigated
We investigated the truth...
Then, a totally drunk Yamasaki did this...
Then 3 hours later, a completely drunk Yamsaki went and did this...
You know, I hate you guys who are trying to eat me up...
I hate you
Seriously, what's wrong?
Every time he drinks, he becomes like this...
Do you have like a serious problem..?
Yeah, like seriously?
Please tell us
Talk to us
Like you know, your problems about Gaki...
Okay, I'll tell you what's bugging me about Gaki...
Please tell us
What is annoying you?
I've wanted to do a talk show for ages on there...
No, you can't do that man...
No no...
No, seriously I
If I do a talk show, we would get at least 20% of viewers
For sure
He claimed he could get 20% of viewers to watch him...
so he was given the chance to do his own talk show...
First, I will do an impression of Adachi Yumi
If you're going to sympthasize with me, give me money.
Laaaaame...
Don't say it's lame, you idiot!!
You do this then, go on then, you...
Then Yamasaki ran off the stage and ran out of the building...
He broke the golden rule of what a comedian must never do...
He lacked the qualities to be called a comedian...
A week later...
The next week, they announced that he didn't get 20% of the viewers...
You got off the stage and ran away...
Skydiving whilst getting your head shaved...
Batsu Game decided!
And it was decided, Yamasaki would go skydiving whilst getting his head shaven.
Skydiving
and head shave!
You're not by yourself man...
There's someone else here too...
We did Shichi Henge a little while back..
Yup yup yup...
And it was just so pathetic...
Cocorico Endo shichi henge
It was broadcasted in September on Gaki
Corocico's Endo challenged on the Shichi Henge...
He tried his best but couldn't deliver at all
and became a failure as a comedian...
This is so shit...
Of course they will be jumping too
Oh I see..
Yes, they definitely will
Hang on a second!
Shichi henge is Endo's shichi henge!
So why..?
He's your partner!
You really don't want to do it, huh?
Hell no...
The week after...
Tanaka, who really was against the idea, decided to challenge on Shichi Henge.
Seriously, you slip up here and you have to accept your jumping...
Cocorico Tanaka Shichi Henge
Of course, if
I do shit here, I will jump
You know, I don't care either ways...
But my partner's is just...
I know right?
He keeps saying to jump...
Why do you keep saying "jump, jump, jump"?
I have no idea...
It's weird isn't it?
Penalty fine
That was funny
New record 40,000 yen
You're first, well done!
Wow...
1st Cocoico Tanaka 40,000 Yen
2nd Ootomo director 29,000 Yen
3rd Isomata Manager 25,000 Yen
Please go and jump...
Even though he produced the goods, Hamada still won't let him off...
Will Tanaka have to
jump!?
Will Tanaka have to jump as well!?
October the 15th
Sunny day
On October 15th, day of the filming...
The staff go to Yamasaki's house
Yamasaki household
Of course it is to ensure he does not try and run away...
I'm here to get you
Yamasaki, of course, is looking very glum...
And at Endo's household...
Cocorico Endo's household
Good morning...
Lastly, Tanaka's household
Cocorico Tanaka's household
He still doesn't accept he's jumping...
Well get ready at least...
Please get ready...
Get ready..?
The bus has a very glum atmosphere, but first, off to NTV...
Matsumoto-san...
Yes yes
Downtown
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Hamada Masotoshi
They couldn't get a signal from the studio...
Yes that's correct...
What a crap studio...
It is indeed...
I'm thinking of quitting working with NTV, in fact...
Shall we just quit NTV as well..?
Don't say as well...
We haven't quit anyone even...
Anyway, today we are here and...
These past few weeks...
We've been getting so much shit off the young ones...
Indeed, and it's become a huge deal and everything...
So today...
So today, we are sanctioning them...
Sanctioning them, are we?
Here they come
Oh have they?
The sacrifices...
We've sent people to their houses...
Indeed, the staff have gone to get them...
So they can't run or hide
Just in case they run or hide...
So the staff have gone to each of their houses and got them...
Oh is that so..?
They look so pissed...
Good morning!
Morning!
Welcome
Welcome to these guys
Why are you giving me such evil looks?
Umm so...
We've been talking together and...
it's a bit much
like why do we have to sky dive?
that's what we were talking about
Is that so..?
So... we're backing out...
Backing out of Gaki no Tsukai?
He said yes!
That's no good!
But the thing you did, you have to
reflect on it
You must reflect and you must reflect
What the hell do I have to reflect..?
What do I have to reflect on?
Them two, I understand...
But why the hell do I have to jump?
You're still babbling on about that??
No I'm not jumping, right?
Tanaka... Tanaka is...
What is it?
Tanaka... Tanaka is
What is it?
You're coming to the site though, right?
Well of course, it's for the program.
Of course you are, right?
He is your senpai after all...
What are you on about!?
Seriously, this guy...
Don't hit him!
There's something wrong with this guy, though!
Do not hit him though!
He keeps saying, "Just jump, just jump, just jump"...
Ignore him...
I got hit...
And for the poor
Yamasaki-san...
You're going to the site to support him anyway...
Yes, of course I will
So let's go to the site
and let's talk about it seriously, there's no point arguing about it here anyway...
Just jump for fuck sakes...
Well first things first...
This is so fucked up though!
Just get on the bus, you're annoying!
Why is he so obsessed with making me jump too?
You fucker, hitting me from so high up...
Get on...
Downtown's
Gaki no
Tsukai Arahende!!
We have karaoke here you know...
No comment...
Would anyone like some coleslaw..?
Coleslaw...
Would you like any?
Downtown in a good mood...
Please take some
It's really tasty
God they're pissing me off...
They're so happy today...
They're never like this usually...
Nope, never...
Usually they're more...
Usually they're all depressed and stuff...
I hate being stuck on this bus with you...
Tanaka, you're quite big so the instructor
might have a tough time...
No seriously here...
When they jump...
I'm not jumping
No seriously, I'm coming over...
I would love to see that...
Oh hold on, he's coming, wow he's huge, he's huge, he's huge, he's bloody huge this guy.
What do you want exactly?
This one's bigger than I thought..
What do you want..?
When you look closer, he's bigger than you think...
No seriously, first of all, please listen...
Seriously, please first listen to me...
Okay...
The Shichi Henge...
I said please let me do it...
He's already getting sleepy...
You're not going to get anywhere speaking to him...
This is so fucked up though!
Please listen to me!
He's already fast asleep
Because you're taking forever to get to the point...
PLEASE, wake up!
Wake up!
What do you want?!
I'm trying to tell you that's it's weird I have to jump!
It's just...
THAT'S WHY I SAID WE WOULD TALK ABOUT IT WHEN WE GET TO THE SITE!!!
I said we will talk about it when we get to the site!
When we get there, I will properly listen to your side
Like seriously though, okay?
Please listen to my side seriously.
Yeah yeah, I will
He's not that much of an unreasonable man
You're right
Yup yup, you'll be fine
Will Tanaka's pleas be heard?
Carrying the glum-looking comedians
Saitama Prefecture Okegawa
Honda Airport
The bus arrives at Honda airport
Oh man...
We've arrived
Man, no matter how many times I come here, it's so far...
Right...
Everyone...
Hi there...
Hello
Instructor
Yasuhiro Kubo
When I flew, this guy
was my instructor
Hello there
He did?
Long time no see...
However, is it okay today (to jump), isn't it a bit dangerous?
Meh, let's just go for it.
Right?
What do you mean, "meh, let's just go for it"?
Hold on, is it dangerous?
Be honest
If it's dangerous, we can just cancel today...
Seriously...
It was fine until before...
It's 'okay-ish' now...
'Okay-ish'?
What do you mean 'okay-ish'?
You're a professional, right?
We'll be fine
Kubo-san, I'm begging you, seriously
It'll be fine
Here's your instructor
Lesson starts
And then the sky diving lessons began
Wait, what?
Lesson starts
Just in case...
Pleased to meet you
Instructor
Kamata Hiroyuki
I will try my best, is it the three of you?
Yes
It's the three of us
So you go about this far...
and then you go like this...
Tanaka does not accept the situation and
doesn't pay much attention to the lesson
and then go down...
Now put your hands up...
and raise your legs
Okay...
Endo and Yamasaki take the lesson
very seriously
Slowly...
stay like that...
First off...
Let's get changed
Okay, let's get changed guys
Change now...
You've got to change
Well obviously...
Tanaka refuses the change of clothes
No no no...
You've got to get changed at least...
We'll talk after you get changed.
Just do as he says
I'll talk to him
So just go and get changed.
Why won't he speak to me..?
Please use your influence...
The decision about Tanaka is delayed and
the three comedians
prepare to sky dive!
The scene was set...
Yamasaki, you're the main guy today
So the main should go last
I see
Last
You'll be going last. So first up
The two Cocorico members...
Okay
That's how it's going to be...
Okay
Okay, Endo?
I understand
We're just preparing the stuff for dinner but what should we do?
His promise wasn't kept and Tanaka approaches Matsumoto...
Tanaka complains to Matsumoto
With Suga-chan
Yup
and Hamada
Yup
The three of us will quickly chat
If you come into the conversation with us and start moaning...
yup
You know Hamada, he'll get pissed off
Okay, I understand
Hamada jumped on this program and if Tanaka doesn't...
Producer
Suga Kenji
That would be wrong
Tanaka...
I really tried my hardest to convince them but...
You're jumping
Give me a break already man!
Seriously
I really tried my hardest
How?!
Come on, you have no choice now...
Yamasaki has already accepted it
He's tucking into the matsutake mushroom
Yamasaki eats the Matsutake
prepared by Hamada
Okay, let's do this
Hamada and
Tanaka should compete in something
So if I win here, I don't jump yeah?
Tanaka's fate depends on the coin toss
Yes
Like seriously though!
Okay so Hama-chan
you get the side which says 500
okay
and you, the side that doesn't...
You happy with that?
Let's go
There...
It's decided
Hamada wins!!
Let me see that for a second...
What?!
Hamada wins
Let me see it, the coin...
What the hell..?
CUT IT OUT ALREADY
Just go and jump!
Yeah...
I saw two coins stuck together...
Cocorico Tanaka
Sky Diving
Decided!!
Cocorico Tanaka's sky diving is officially confirmed.
The plane which carries Tanaka, who didn't agree right until the end...
Take off
Why the hell did he agree to jump..?
We didn't say anything...
Tanaka hasn't done anything wrong after all...
The plane which carries Cocorico gets ready to take off
and there's no going back now...
If he just said one more time "I don't want to do it", I would have let him off...
I know right?
He's such an idiot
He was so close...
He doesn't push for things enough...
1300m in the air
Hello
The coin there were 2 coins aaggh!
Tanaka?
The coin there were 2 coins aaggh!
He's saying "two coins"
The coin there were 2 coins aaggh!
Wait, what's going on, what's happening?
He's still banging on about it?
The coin...
No one gives a shit about the coin anymore!
Tanaka!
Yes... the coin
Heads and tails... were stuck together
Nope, I'm getting nowhere talking to this guy...
Up in the air 3000m
The plane flies up high
The time to jump approaches...
in the sky 4000m
Preparing to jump
Let's go
Hamada tricked me
Preparing to jump
Hamada he... Hamada he...
Hamada tricked me...
Hamada, he Hamada, Hamada, Hamada, Hamada
Hamada he...
Tanaka is in a state of shock
Wait, what do I do?
Just go forward...
Next up is Endo...
Next is Endo
HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T DO THIS
Wow!
We're jumping now!
They've jumped!
They've jumped
They have
They have?
I can't see shit
I can't see anything
I can't see anything at all
Who jumped?
Oh I see them!
Oh yeah, there they are
There, there!
Oh yeah, I see them
They're coming down
They are falling
They really are falling
Man they look small
They're falling!
They're falling
They really look small...
Shit, they're falling so fast!
They really are!
They're falling so fast, look!
Man, humans are small things, aren't they?
Holy shit, they are falling so fast
It's opened!
Man, they were falling so quick!
That was cool
with so much speed
Here they come
Over here
Why is he coming here?
Okay okay okay...
Tanaka...
Holy shit your hair's everywhere!
What the hell, man!?
Endo is crying
Oh my God, Endo's crying...
He's actually crying
Okay Yamasaki-san
Yes...
We've actually drawn something
Oh yeah...
to show you what's going to happen
So let's go see that...
Let's have a look
Yes, let's
Okay...
Here it is
He's really laughing back there!
Yamasaki prays to the gods
Shall we get going?
Yes let's
Hello
Aagh Aagh
I'm getting off, I'm getting off Aagh
What's wrong? It's Matsumoto here...
Hello?
I guess nothing can be done...
Tsutsumimoto here, Yamasaki is not in a
state to speak, over
Yamsaki can't speak at the moment apparently...
No, can we please just
get him somehow to speak..?
I totally get it...
Speaking is part of human culture after all...
Please get him to...
Understood, will do
Keeps cutting...
Um, he's refusing to
He won't speak at all, over...
He's refusing..?
That's enough!
He's so scared even his face tenses up
in the air 4000m
The time has finally come for Yamasaki to jump
Yamasaki prays
Preparing to jump
There
The one that opened is Yamasaki-san's...
His hair might be uneven...
Hold on, not much has actually...
Hold on a second...
Not much has gone...
Wow wow, OW!
Yama-chan!
Yamasaki-san!
Yama-chan!
That was hell!
That was hell, seriously!
You can't really shave in the air, huh?
Not much has been shaven off!
Because they couldn't shave much off in the air, they decide to do it on land...
Why the hell does he have to get his hair shaved off here of all places..?
What a lucky guy...
You know, I think that will be fine...
Here we have the list of all the people
who came to watch you that night
So you're going to go now
and apologize
This is where the real job starts...
Apologize...
I really did something bad, didn't I..?
Like, seriously, I...
I really did do something awful...
I really did...
Obviously, otherwise you wouldn't have to do this...
No seriously, this is not on!
Off you go then.
Off you go!
See ya
See you later
Well that ended well...
It's so tough, looking after the youngsters...
I know right?
Don't you guys go and become like them.
Yes, we will try our best
Please don't become like him.
Of course
We will try our best
Yamasaki Housei
Apology time!!
Yamasaki Housei's apology time
Yamasaki Housei
Apology time!!
He will go to all 140 customers' (who came to show) houses
with a present and apologize
1st house
First off, the first house
As you know, I um...
ran off the stage so I would like to give you some Japanese sweets...
And is there any chance that you could forgive me..?
Of course, yes I do...
Kojima Katsumi
And like this, to the people he apologized to
He got them to stamp his apology letter and beg for forgiveness
A lady who was celebrating her birthday even got a special service...
Happy Birthday by forgiveness
You're funny
We forgive you
And as a comedian's duty
Apology note
On September 14th
In "Yamasaki Housei's Gaki no Tsukai"
even though you all came to see our show
and I have an obligation to entertain
the customers, the fear got to me and I
did something unacceptable and ran off the stage
and I, Yamasaki Housei, apologise for this.
Please forgive me
Yamasaki Housei
Yamasaki went to all 140 of the houses and apologized in person