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Sexy chief comes out
The first and probably last
ragingly sexy actor!!
A man that loves sexy beings and a man loved by sexy beings!!
Cheating, affairs, double affairs
The perfect combo to be sexy
This is who we areee!!
Sunchine Sai-tou
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAY!!
Justice!!
What was that?
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
This was sent to Matsumoto?
It came for me.
There is no end to this.
The chief sure has a lot of free time.
That's right!! He's the chief and all.
He's the chief of this entire place.
Should I open it?
What should we do?
Ah, you have a key.
Mysterious key #2
Should I open first?
Tanaka had a key.
Once again.
What?
This is scary.
Mysterious box
Let's just get it out of the way.
Crying face mask
What is this thing?
I feel bad for it.
It's crying.
It surely is crying.
Anyway, try to wear it.
That's right.
Because earlier Tanaka...
This child is...
Yes, probably.
This child is here because...
Because of the teasing.
After the kick, his face also was so sad.
Ah, so that's it.
Why Tanaka, though?
This is so dirty.
It looks so sad.
It's crying.
It is crying.
It's even looking down.
Stop it, you!
Looking down is no good.
This is no good.
Really. Looking down is too much.
That's no good.
I can see too much background story to this.
This is no good.
No good. No good.
Are you performing?
Stop it. Stop it.
We told you to stop.
Stop it!
Stop it.
This is so dirty of you.
Why is it you who receives such an item?
Tanaka, it's no good if you sit like that.
Just wear it without doing anything.
Even just wearing it is too much.
What's wrong with you?
This is bad, plainly bad. Such a gloomy posture.
He's definitely laughing inside of it.
Tanaka, stop it.
This guy is definitely...
He's definitely laughing inside of it.
It's unfair.
Stop it already.
Did something happen?
Really, stop it now.
Stop it, you!
Stop fooling around.
It's enough.
This guy annoys me.
There is a number 2 too.
Yes, there is a next.
There is the next thing too.
This is too much already.
Tanaka is so persistent.
Too persistent.
You! Quit fooling around.
Are you happy with this?
That annoys me.
Such a dirty move.
You are so dirty.
You laughed inside of it.
Inside of it.
Definitely laughed inside of it.
Why did you do that?
Why do you do that? Really.
I completely became a part
of this kid.
You got too into it.
Honestly, I couldn't even hear you.
Then, Matsumoto.
I haven't even looked yet.
Then Housei, right?
What's that?
Mysterious headphones
Headphones?
But why?
Let me
try and wear them.
While listening to something, something will happen?
Is that the purpose?
He's laughing.
This is cruel.
What is coming out of the headphones?
We have absolutely no clue.
Can we listen to it?
This is cruel.
We don't get it, though. Oh, we can listen?
This is. Just too much.
This is cheating, right?
What, what what?
Can we also listen to it?
Well then, just let me
listen to it.
It's mean.
Can you even do such a thing?
This can't be real.
Can you even do this to us?
Such a great setup.
I really hate this.
I can't believe that they got me.
It's a bit unbelivable, right?
If this was in a quiz, I would never guess it.
Wait, I am totally...
Can it really be this bad?
You will doubt your ears.
YEEEEEEAAAAAY!!
That's because we areee
I don't get it.
This is too much.
You laughed like a maniac.
You laughed a lot.
Ah, I completely lost track.
I still can't believe it.
He's doing this more than his home life.
Popular actor
Start of the intense second half!
No laughing scientist
Secret
To come: the second half of no laughing scientist batsu game.
Very popular actress
Secret
The sheer willpower to strain their bodies
The Kouhaku singing contest for comedians!!
Roaring laughter ensues
Heeey!!
Secret
Rare guests will invade the laboratory
The laboratory at night
An invasion of rare guests
Very famous actor
Secret
Are you coming?
Housei's archenemy Chono will appear
Housei's arch-enemy
Chono the warrior
Oi~~ I hate this.
Aaaaaaaaaa-!!
Secret
The five have nowhere to run.
Little sister
Big sister
Until they let out a violent shriek
during the climax they can't escape!!
Until they let out a violent shriek during the climax,
there is no escape!!
4:30 pm and the traps in the drawers are still ongoing.
Laboratory Worked 8 hours and 30 minutes so far
Only Yamachan is left.
I will go ahead.
There it is.
Another challenge.
Mysterious letter
That's it.
Well, that's it.
Eh, what's this?
A gag bag?
Mysterious gag bag
Let's go with the letter first.
The letter will surely be something science-related.
Probably, right?
It definitely will be.
Science quiz
It came out!
Kurobikari's notorious teacher's
science quiz!
The notorious teacher's science quiz!
For every question
if you answer incorrectly
a scientific punishment
will occur!!
If you answer wrong,
This is so scary.
you will receive a punishment from the notorious teacher.
And Tanaka was looking.
Here we go. The question:
Announcing the question
A plastic bag containing carbonated water
Q. What will happen if you heat a bag containing carbonated water
what will happen if you heat it from below?
Please answer within 15 seconds.
Ready. Go!
It's a common plastic bag.
Since it's a plastic bag, if you heat it
it will explode, right?
Answering time over
This is too much.
Enacting the correct answer!!
We will now enact the correct answer.
There must be a lot more to it.
The one who remembers the chemical elements
"Water soldier liebe" is my ship
Suiheilibe is a song that includes all the elements
The title is made of the elements. Liebe is the german word for lover.
My boat is a mud boat
I am just saying!!
Dooaho!!
Are you done?
Thank you very much.
The problem is as follows
Who is the one who answered this question?
Me
Housei?
Okay, Housei's
answer. Let's hear it once again
Once heated...
The plastic vinyl bag will explode with a bang
Explode with a bang?
I don't get it
On this year's October 6 Housei hosted an event
called "Let's eat french cuisine while listening to Housei's rakugo"
I don't get it as much as I don't get Hosei's event
What's that?
Event Poster
You did your research
Now,
let us move to the experiment
Here in front of us, we have this plastic vinyl bag which contains carbonated water
Can you tell? Bubbles are forming
We will
use these alcohol lamp burners to heat it up from the bottom
If it's water, it would go splash right?
Yeah
I suppose so
Let's see how it goes.
What is it?
It's a science
The theory's like this.
*Done under the supervision of professionals
Carbonated water is basically water and carbonic acid
So,
this plastic vinyl is touching either water or carbonic acid
Explanation from Professor Emeritus Kamikawa
Heat is always touching the water and the carbon bubbles
Therefore, the parts which are touching water
have the heat absorbed by the water
Parts with water absorbs heat but parts with bubbles melt from heat
The parts touching the carbon bubbles does not let heat escape so holes will open up
The results thus become like this, like a shower
Holes only open in the parts with bubbles and water drips from these holes like a shower
as holes open up bit by bit in the plastic vinyl
Therefore, Hosei...
wrong answer!
Wrong answer
Science quiz: wrong answer
That was difficult
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion, commence!!
7 in a row?
This sure is large-scale
Here in front of you is the 7 in a row air cannon
This is super scary
This
is when oxygen
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion
By stimulating the oxygen and hydrogen with electricity
and hydrogen are stimulated with electricity to create an explosive force
an explosive force is created, which is used to fire the cotton balls
That will be used to fire the cotton balls
Then, let's set up
Housei, move to the designated place
Then, please come over here
he said "designated"
Be careful, okay, Housei
Ma~n, this is scary
Can everyone see?
Above Housei's head, we have set up a balloon
Good position
There is the character for "up" on the balloon
T/N: This refers to Kamikawa(上川). It is the same character 「上」 as the "kami" in Kamikawa's name, but pronounced differently)
There is the character for "up" on the balloon
This is the mark of the "Kamikawa liquid" that I have independently developed
Kamikawa liquid is inside the balloon
I see
Inside that is "Kamikawa liquid"
So, the cotton balls within this cannon
have been soaked in orange oil
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion
Cotton balls are soaked in orange oil
What do you think will happen when the orange oil touches that balloon?
We shall see
Ear plugs ...wait that's scary
When hydrogen and carbon interact with each other, a loud noise will be produced
Please.
Then,
Until the air cannon fires,
seconds
7 in a row air cannon:
Fire!!
The smell of oranges...
Wow! A nice scent
Amazing!
As you can see, the orange oil has the disposition of melting the rubber of the balloon
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion
Orange oil melts the ballon and he is now covered with Kamikawa Liquid
Thus, the balloon above Housei's head
burst due to this power, and now Hosei is covered with "Kamikawa liquid"
Oh I see
Wow! Amazing!
The experiment's a big success!
A punishment which covered the room in a nice scent
Thank you. Time to go.
The scent is also really nice
Within this room
Awesome
Good for you
Was it?
Super refreshing
I'm totally soaked
Totally soaked
The smell is amazing
Not really?
No, I'm totally soaked through though
It might be difficult for the viewers to know
Yeah
It's amazing
The room now has a really lovely smell
A citrus type right?
The room now has a really lovely smell
There's one more here
Mystery trick bag
What is it?
Trick bag?
It does look like some sort of trick bag
I'll press it
WA HA HA HA HA...
If the trick bag is pressed, Hamada gets an OUT
Wait just a moment
This is no good
What's with that?
What's this?
What's this? I don't really get it
WA HA HA HA HA...
No no no
I didn't laugh!
Stop, stop!!
A trick bag
Yes
This is wow
Enough
You can't press it
Enough
Tanaka, don't press it
WA HA HA HA HA...
Really, there's such a thing?
I didn't actually laugh!
Seriously
WA HA HA HA HA...
This is something terrible
A dreadful... weapon
Something terrible has appeared
It's bad for us to hold this
Definitely a terrible thing
That's terrible
That's no good
I agree
It's spiteful
Right.
Housei, you're all soaked through
Let's go get you a change of clothes
He said a change of clothes
No choice
Seriously, what?
In the past, this had led to waves of chaos: Hosei's costume change
In the past, this had led to waves of chaos
Hosei's costume change
Once you're done changing, return to the room
What is this?
On the other hand, the 4 waiting in the room also...
The other 4 waiting also...
About the costume changes...
Like normal
Will he come back wearing something like a kabuto helmet?
Costume change 7 years ago
Wearing a kabuto helmet with a short moustache attached
With that moustache
Ah yeah, that happened
I definitely won't laugh
For something like a costume, I definitely won't laugh
For 2 or 3 days he couldn't take a bath
He couldn't for 2-3 days.
Unprotected after all
That's true
T/N: "Astro Boy" is a manga about an android boy by Tezuka Osamu in 1952. It was later made into an anime.
Changed into Astro Boy
That's just a middle-aged man wearing a stomach wrap
"A middle-aged man wearing a stomach wrap"?
No, really.
The "child of science"
T/N: "Child of Science" is Astro Boy's nickname
That's right
So that's it
Those clothes were there when you went?
Yes
These clothes(scientist outfit) were notprepared for you there?
These clothes(scientist outfit) were not prepared for you there?
Nope
There was only this costume
You understand right?
We thought you'd probably come back in some sort of costume
I feel cold
Seriously
I don't get the meaning of this
Big brother, so you were here!
I picked this up
Uran-chan?
T/N: Uran(Astro Girl) is Astro Boy's younger sister.
You picked something up?
I picked this up
You picked that up?
WA HA HA HA HA...
Uran-chan, eh?
A trick bag containing the voice of Hosei
What's going on?
What's happening?
W-wait, just wait a moment
AAAHHH!!
If the bag is pressed, Housei gets an OUT
Uran-chan?
You can't do that, your big brother...
Yeah
WA HA HA HA HA...
Watch out!
Uran-chan, you can't...
Because your big brother...
...it hurts your big brother
You can't do that
AAAHHH!!
You can't press it
Uran-chan
Uran-chan, wait
Uran-chan, no.
Yeah, you can't
Uran!
Yeah?
My arm...
Come over here
What's wrong?
My arm's in bad shape
Even if you tell Uran that...
Uran-chan, look at this
What? What?
He's going to try to snatch the bag
Press it, press it!
WA HA HA HA HA...
Press!
This place is becoming messy
Chaotic
This place is becoming chaotic
AAAHHH!!
Why is Big Brother so angry?
Big Brother
I hate you!!
I'm gonna tell Chono-san
URANNN
Come over here
I won't get mad just come here
You're definitely gonna get mad, right?
No, I won't
I won't get mad, so come here
What the hell haha
If you get mad, can I tell Chono-san?
It's okay if you tell Chono-san
I'll give you candy; just come here
How many candies?
I'll give you three
They're inside here
How about 10?
FU HA HA HA HA...
Yeah, I'll give you 10
Don't laugh...
She pressed it at a great time
UUGGGHHHH
Peace, it's peace
AAAHHH
THAT HURTS!!!
I can't do this... I can't do this
Uran-chan,
Get it!! Get it, Endo; get it!!
Uran-chan, I'm gonna get mad
She's too fast
She's incredible
Yeah
Uran-chan, what do you want?
Seriously
I'll seriously buy it for you just...
Why don't you become a real person?
Why don't you become a human girl?
I want a Hoppe-chan
T/N: Hoppe-chan is a popular Japanese character
Obecha?
Hoppe-chan
What the hell is Obecha?
What the hell is Obecha, really?
What is Obecha?
What is Obecha exactly?
Seriously, what is Obecha?
I don't understand
Uran-chan...
Hopecha?
You want hopecha?
What is hopecha?
What could hopecha be?
Its cheeks are puffy, and
its eyes are beads, and
it has a topknot...
You want something like that?
It's cute!!
They have such a thing?
She's saying she wants it! Let her be!
Seriously!
This is Hoppe-chan
Don't question her!
Oh, that!
Oh, Hoppe-chan!
They're especially rough on Atom
They're hard on Atom
Uran-chan...
I'll get it for you
Obeja right?
Oh, wait a minute
Instead of Hoppe-chan,
make that face you make when you get slapped by Chono-san
What do you mean "that face you make"?
That face you make when you get slapped is hilarious
It is funny, isn't it?
Okay, here goes
Do it!! Do it!!
FU HA HA HA HA...
What are you doing?
She's really making you work for that button
She really really is
AHHH
HA
HA!!
This kid is scary
Uran-chan come, look
It's really bad, wanna see?
Nothing's there
Nothing's there, right?
Nothing, nothing
You can't say that nothing is there
Nothing is there!!
THERE IS!!
Something's there, right?
Yes!
Something's there but I don't wanna see it
That's reasonable
Because earlier you smelled really bad
That's really cruel
Why did she have to say that?
She's really really scary
Why did she have to say that?
Uran-chan is so scary
That's something you can't help but notice, right?
Did I really smell bad?
He's not your brother anyway
You smelled like farts
That's wrong, I don't smell like farts
Poor Yamazaki
Uran-chan,
what if I give you a better laughing bag?
I don't want it
Wait here
She said she doesn't want it
I'll give you a better laughing bag
Really? Promise?
FU HA HA HA HA...
No no no, let's not do this
What the hell?
She's really making a fool of us
Uran-chan, don't trip
Me too? Me too?
It's hard to tell
It was hard to tell who was out
We can't tell who's out and who's not
Hey you
FU HA HA HA HA...
Be careful
Stop!!
Stop, Yamazaki
Stop!!!
FU HA HA HA HA...
Seriously, you!
Be careful
Seriously, be careful
Careful!
Bleehhh!!
Trade, TRADE!!
Want to trade?
Trade, TRADE!!
Notice
Trade, trade
FU HA HA HA HA...
What are you doing!
What the hell, man?
What are you doing?
He's crying!
What the hell?
Crying... Laughing... Getting beat up
This is a goddamn mess!!
What the hell, man?
Cut that out, Tanaka!
Seriously, man!!
It's getting wild
Look, look
Can you return the orange one?
He's scary, right?
Uran-chan is scared
Uran-chan
Give her the orange bag?
Please?
Thank you
You okay?
Your brother became unable to move
He's immobile
Yes, he is
He can't move
I'll give this to the old gorilla man...
You're giving this to the old gorilla man?
but DO NOT give this to my brother
Okay, got it
Bye bye
Bye bye, Uran-chan!
See you later
Thank you
Bye bye!
Your brother-
BLEHHH
How terrible
This guy is really terrible
He's terrible
That was incredible
Sorry, that was really bad
This area was just a mess
This guy...
He's never lost it this bad
Really
Seriously
I don't get it
I really don't
FU HA HA HA HA...
The only option is to get it back
He's the devil
FU HA HA HA HA...
He's really the devil
FU HA HA HA HA...
Help me!!
Matsumoto-san
Seriously please
Where did it go? Where did it go?
AHHH
HA
HA!!
I don't know where Hamada-san went
Uran-chan took it, didn't she?
Uran-chan!
Where did Uran-chan go?
FU HA HA HA HA...
URAN-CHAAAAN!!
AHHH
What a mess!
Seriously...
It's wrong, right?
DEVIL'S CHILD!!
He's wrong
DEVIL'S CHILD!!
URAN-CHAN!!
Tanaka~~
If you don't bring back my laughing bag,
we'll never go home
I'm on it!
BRING ME MY LAUGHING BAG!!
Housei-san you're fine!!
How about we switch it with my laughing bag?
It's not here anymore
It's not here!
Nobody is gonna press it!
BRING MY LAUGHING BAG!
What did you want?
GET MY LAUGHING BAG AND COME OVER HERE
Go take it
I just bring it to you?
He'll bring it!!
Switching the contents of the laughing bags
You just want me to take it to you?
Hurry up!
Please hurry up
Tell him "I brought Hamada-san's bag instead"
Yeah, we got it
Let's stop
Seriously
"I brought Hamada-san's bag instead," right?
"I brought Hamada-san's bag instead"
FU HA HA HA HA...
He pressed it immediately
AHHHHHHHHHH!!
He had an expression like "great job" and then immediately pressed it
Like "really good job"
To press it outside is...
9 hours of science research
Science laboratory 9th hour of work
Now, they experience a very scientific event
You listening?
Unlike you guys,
real professors who actually graduated from college are
going to present the findings of their research
Do you need to include the first part?
What bad sense
You might not be able to tell just by looking at them...
That also pisses me off
Presentation of Research Results
Off to a science conference!!
We've been hungry until now, so
Yes, well
Over here, guys
Science Lab Hall
Hey hey
You're gonna show up late as newbies?
Senior Researcher
Kobayashi Kendo
Hurry up and sit down
With that,
I would like to start the research presentation conference
First off, development time took 10 years
The higher-ups of our research laboratory backed us with their wisdom to create
A human like robe- human-like robot
That's so dirty!!
That shouldn't be allowed!
"Robet," he says
I guess he had to
That hurt
He's a well behaved kid though
Well, with that,
He's a well-behaved kid though
the introduction of the human-like robot!!
We now present...
BEAT TAKESHI ROBOT!!
Debut of the Beat Takeshi Robot
What a mess this was
Beat Takeshi Robot
Rola