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Obachan
OW!!!
He got electrocuted...
His punishment is getting electrocuted
She's able to electrocute people now...
Damn that hurt!
She's an Electric Catfish...
Did you get electrocuted?
It properly electrocuted me!!
That Oba-chan is evolving too...
Let's go look for it...
We got to look in the school
They split up and search
I will look over here
Ok
Let's look again...
Oh shi-!...
It's just my dog...
Hamada gets scared by Cookie
This came up from below...
That was so scary just now...
It's Cookie...
He got scared of Cookie...
He's properly looking at you...
You're really dirty
30 minutes have passed
Increasing the number of Oni
More Oni Appear
They search the grounds
The five search the grounds once again
SHIT!!
Oh man that was scary!
You're kidding me, what?
Like when did he...?
I have no idea
This year, they would just suddenly appear
What the hell is "Sanadamaru"?!
Sanadamaru
Apparently it says "Sanadamaru"...
What is this?
Wait, what? Where are we going?
He's been taken somewhere...
Where the hell are you taking him?!
What? The gym?
Tanaka? Are you okay?
What the hell is this?
What is this?
Wait a second, what?
Oh shit, this...
It's just the Triangular Wooden Horse
I guess he's riding it...
Yeah I see...
It's triangular...
He gets up on the triangular wooden horse
Even the armour!
They're putting such heavy things on him
He really looks a part ofthe Sengoku Division
He really looks a part of the Sengoku Division
The makeup kind of suits this...
They're really being mean to him
These guys are so rough...
It hurts, this hurts...
It hurts, this hurts
The pain is just about to start...
So true
He looks like a military commander, with his little dog behind...
This looks bad, man
Ow!!!
It hurts!!
OW!
Sanadamaru departs
Ouch, this has to hurt
Wait, hold on, wait
Ow ow ow!
IT HURTS!!
it hurts!!
Wait a second, wait!
OW OW OW!
It hurts!!!
Wait a minute!!
Please stop it!
IT HURTS!!
This is hell
It hurts
This is a middle age torture device...
They've had this since a long time ago...
How was it?
It hurt so bad...
This would hurt
It was the worst
They did the same thing over and over...
Resentment of Age
Resentment of age?!
Hiromi-san got caught!
Hiromi-san!
Why me?!
This sounds scary
The title scares me
Resentment of Age
What?
This is scary
This is kind of scary, Hiromi-san
It is the resentment of age, after all...
I don't like this being banged down stuff...
OH MY GOD!!
Resentment of Age Oni
David Ito
Resentment of Age Oni
Mister Chin
Resentment of Age
This is amazing!
I'm so happy!
It's B21!
Hehehehe...
B21 Special
B21 Special Full Line-Up!
This is amazing!
"This year is our 30th Anniversary so let's do a Konto"
You kept saying it passionately
Yet you haven't contacted me once about it, you shit!
All you're thinking about is your renovation
Instead, think up some skits for us!!
I guess you were in the wrong for that one...
When we debuted, you said...
"Whatever happens, don't talk to Downtown or Unnan," didn't you?!
"Whatever happens, don't talk to Downtown or Unnan," didnt you?!
And despite saying that,you spoke to them secretly
And despite saying that, you spoke to them secretly
that you're such good friends, you're even on their bloody show now!
You did such a thing?!
He was quite nasty!
He was
Yeah!
At the Kabukicho Show House....
We met at the Oscars and for 32 years
I always had financial difficulty...
During our induction era, the money us 3 made
why did most of that go to you..?
The share was2:2:6
The share was 2: 2:6
The share was 2:2:6
Don't take 60% of the money!!
Thank you very much!
Great work guys!!
Only Debi-chin can say stuff like that...
I was able to witness something fantastic...
You know,80% of their hatred was from 30 years ago...
You know, 80% of their hatred was from 30 years ago...
From when you were a nasty bastard...
Was that true though?The "Don't talk to them" story?
Was that true though? The "Don't talk to them" story?
"Don't talk to Downtown or Unnan"...
Yeah...
But the truth is since ages ago,we did stuff together
But the truth is, since ages agowe did stuff together
But the truth is, since ages ago, we did stuff together
But you told them not to talk to him..?
Whilst he said that, he would come over to mine...
I did go to his house and told those two not to speak to Downtown...
Of course they would hate you for that...
Oh well, they said all these other things...
Hamada notices an Oni...
He's realised
They're quite bad themselves too
They did say themselves too you'd do a live show
We'd be so happy if you did
I would love to see that
Live?
Yeah we'd love it
Seriously...
Yeah...
Damn man, that's annoying
Everyone saw him a bit, right?
What did it say on it?
"Hama no Bancho"
Hama no Bancho
Surely not...
IT'S THE REAL ONE!!!
Please throw a hard one straight at his face!
I'd die!!!
"Hama no Bancho" Oni (Was his nickname during his career)
Miura Daisuke
It's Hama no Bancho!
Great job!
He's retired now and all
Great work
Wait, hold on a minute
Hama no Bancho straight throw...
Wait wait...
This will hurt so bad...
Wait, I'm so scared!!!
He could die...
Endo!!
This would be terrifying!
Let's get him to throw a couple
As you'd expect!
That was right in the middle!
He really can aim and hit, huh..?
Bancho, thank you!
He just casually came out and casually hit him...
40 minutes have passed, increasing the numbers of Oni
More Oni appear
Hey!
We've found it!
Was there one there before..?
No way in hell was it there before...
Treasure Chest Located!
Just came out of nowhere...
Great going, Cookie
No, no...
I'm opening it...
Egashira
RIGHT!!
I'm here!!!!
Again...
He's come out again this year!
It's Hamada-san again!
BRING THAT IN!!
Ega-chan, what's your problem, man!?
This is bad, Hamada-san!
This is really bad
I got Ega-chan last year as well!
Egashira-san is bad, man...
He's come to get you again
What's this?
Do it!!
Wait, what?!
This is bad
Isn't this really bad?
I knew he'd appear at some point...
Ega-chan, what is with this?
This is serious, like genuinely bad
What is it?
This is bad, real bad
The once a year Ega-chan festival!
I've become one with Hama-chan now!
What the hell?!
The Demon's Shriek
Man, this is scary
He's so up for it!
Rubber Tube of an Automobile Explosion
That's a tube, right..?
Yes
This is bad
This is bad, real bad.
This is bad, real bad
What the hell you mean "Ega-chan"..?
He's getting tired!
Hama-chan, Ega-chan
I'm so scared!
Here it comes!
Oh shit!
Please stop!
Ow!!!
He hit his head on the floor!
Hehehehehe...
Matsumoto quietly laughs
Hama-chan, see you next year
Hey, I got to get to work!
Get out my way, goddamn it!
So he came this year, after all
Hey guys
Because of what just happened, Cookie disappeared
COOKIE!!!
HEY COOKIE!
COOKIE!
He's such a fricking idiot
He was the most shocked out of all of us
Hey, look!
Key discovered!
Finally they find a 2nd key, will they be able to get Matsumoto out this time?
Sorry sorry sorry!
Seriously, enough
Here I go
How is it?
Please just...
For crying out loud
Matsumoto gets punished
Are you putting the key in properly?
Oh damn
It's that "I can walk now" skit
That "I can walk now" skit
He keeps coming out
Why the hell does he come out here?
I can make you go numb now...
There it is...
He said it
He always says some crap like that
I am electrostatic right now
No no no no, no way
So I can make you go numb now
No no, I'm scared!
It's kind of scary...
No seriously, please.
Man that's scary
If he did that to me, I'd be scared
Shit, I'm really scared
AGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AGGHHHHH!!!!!
Oh it hurts Kinoshita as well
There must have been a huge discharge there
That was strong
Before was the Obachan
That's true
It must have been bad.
I can do it again...
No no no
AAGHHHH!!!!!
Kinoshita gets more damage!
Here I come again!
THAT'S ENOUGH!!
I'm doing it once more!
AGGGHHHHH!!!!
What the hell, man
What's he doing?
50 minutes passed. Increasing number of Oni.
More Oni come out
Here comes one
No way in hell...
NO WAY!!
YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!
YOU'RE KIDDING ME!! Give me a second!
Hold on a minute...
They got Hosei-san!
I thought he'd go for Hiromi-san
Me?
I thought he had locked on to me
Monster Truck?
Hold on a second
What...
I just stand here?
I can hear the sound of a monster...
Wow, listen to that!
What the hell is that?!
This is so bad
This is awful
What the hell is this?
If you look at those tires, that thing is going to move around like hell I bet...
You're right
But you know, Yama-chan, this might be kind of fun
Like a ride of some sort
That's true
You wouldn't normally be able to experience something like this
Yama-chan, be careful, okay?
Do your best
What kind of face you making..?
His neck!
Damn, that's scary
Yama-chan, we can't hear your screams at all...
Oh damn!
I wonder if they're going to jump that at the end
Oh damn, this is bad
BRAVO
Here he comes
That was amazing
The first part looked kind of fun to be honest...
It was like the heavens and earth flipped over or something
I've never experienced that kind of thing
You could only see the sky?
It's not just I could only see the sky
But like everything flipped over.
Hey, Fujiwara-san is coming over here
Because you guys couldn't find the key at all
Can you just use this Master Key?
You had a Master Key all this time?
The Master Key?
Training Finished
Using the Master Key, they successfully get Matsumoto out.
And the training ended.
We still have lots to do so we're heading back
There's still more to do..?
3:30PM, back to the laboratory.
3:30PM, 7 hours 30 minutes since the start.
Of course, the five don't get a break
We're going to introduce ourselves to the chief now
The chief?
You laughed just now
He won't reply...
You just laughed just now
No, I was like "Ha-haaan"
That's laughing surely...
No, not at all
It was just like a "ha"...
Can you just line up here?
Hamada, Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Hosei
Chief
These are the 5 newbies
who will be working here today
Please introduce yourself to them
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
The first and probably the last
Science Laboratory Chief
Sunshine Ikezaki
The Novel writing and doping comedian chief
Who loves comedy
and the man who is loved by comedy!
Manzai, Konto, Rakugo
The parent who gave birth to all of comedy!!
That's right, I am!!!!
Sunshine Ike Bukuro, where I work!
Part time normally!
Hourly wage 1340 yen, I have 84800 yen in my savings account
My cash card pin number is 8931
My wallet is currently backstage
Matsumoto-san, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!
I will say it one more time, 8931!
TN: HAKUSAI means Chinese Cabbage in Japanese
Remember it as Ha-Ku-Sa-I (first syllables of the numbers)
That's right, I, who has revealed all about himself
SUNSHINE IKEZAKI
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!
JUSTIIIIIICEEEEE!!
He did... really well there...
Yeah, seriously
Not good enough!!
That was just me with high tension
There wasn't enough sexiness!
I can do it way more sexily than that!
BRING THAT IN!!
Sexy..?
Mystery equipment brought in
This is a sexy augmentation device
By putting this
liquid in here,
pheromone steam will come out and I will become sexy!!
Sexy Augmentation Device
By being covered in pheromone steam, his sexiness will be enhanced
I'm going to become sexier!
Here I go!
Damn, that's scary!
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
Will he become sexier?
What the hell is this?
I'm scared!
YEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!
This is a sexy augmentation device
By putting this
liquid in here,
pheromone steam will come out
Sexy Augmentation Device
By being covered in pheromone steam, his sexiness will be enhanced
and I will become sexy!
I'm going to become sexier!
Here I go!
Damn, that's scary!
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
Will he become sexier?
What the hell is this?
I'm scared
YEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!
The Effects of The Sexy Augmentation Device
Ikezaki evolves into Saito Takumi
I was so surprised
That was unexpected
That is indeed more sexy
THE FIRST AND PROBABLY THE LAST
A SUPREMELY SUPERIOR SEXY ACTOR!!
A man that loves sexy beings and a man that is loved by sexy beings!!
Cheating. Affair. Double Affair.
The perfect comboto be sexy!
The perfect combo to be sexy!
That is who we areee!!
That's terrible
Height: 184cm Weight: 74kg
Current savings available: 76.25 million
Debit CardPIN two, seven, four, one
Debit Card PINtwo, seven, four, one
Debit Card PIN two,seven, four, one
Debit Card PIN two, seven,four, one
Debit Card PIN two, seven, four,one
Debit Card PIN two, seven, four, one
My walletis still backstage
My wallet is still backstage
Matsumoto-santhis is your chance!!
Matsumoto-san this is your chance!!
I'll repeat, two three four five
I'll repeat, two seven, four, one
I'll repeat, two, seven, four, one
I'll repeat, two, seven, four,one
I'll repeat, two, seven, four, one
No I don't want to remember it
Remember it as "To Ship Far Out"!! (T.S.F.O)
For I haverevealed EVERYTHING
For I have revealed EVERYTHING
Sunshine Sai-tou
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAY
JUS
TICE
Well done
That was crazy
That was pretty sexy
He's just dumb
Really out there
amazing
Saitou Takumi really went hard
So is that what the power of science could do?
Turning very sexy, I guess
When you try hard enough
It is 4 in the afternoon and the group faces the next challenge
Research Laboratory Work time: 8 Hours
New Scientists Room
Hamada was laughing before he even saw the CEO's face
I wasn't
No, you were laughing so much
If you could just stay on standby for a while
"We have reset all of the drawers"
"Reset," it says
Should we get it over with?
Tanaka, why don't you go?
Okay
I'm always scared of this
Oh
It's a letter
Small
A Mysterious Letter
That just looks ominous
Yeah
And another key marked "1"
Mysterious "Number 1" Key
Just a key and letter for me
Does it matter which one I start with?
I'll check the letter first
Honolarri...
Honolarri?
A Letter from an honorary professor
A Kurobikari Honorary Professor's Science Quiz!
What is this?
In the case of having a wrong answer, a scientific punishment will be executed!
Tanaka, you might be good at this
No no no no
The Question
In a tank of 100% Salad oil, what would happen to the glass cup if placed into the tank?
Answer within 15 seconds
Ready, go
Containing the air,the cup will sink as is
Containing the air, the cup will sink as is
Like, it'll overtake the air...
Time's Up
and it sinks
Answer Demonstration!!
Now, we will now demonstrate the answer!
Demonstration?
Really?
Happy Boy
Okada Keisuke
Babyon, here I am
Thank you berry much!
This time, I'mScience
This time, I'm Science
Happy Booooy
Here it is
The left hand ofFleming's left hand rule!
The left hand of Fleming's left hand rule!
Thank you very much!
Everyone, I am definitely NOT an honorary professor!!
But I am more parasitic in character
But I am more parastic in character
That's right!
What the hell!?
My apologies!
Since it's been two years since Happy Boy, I'm a little excited
It has been two years!
That's right
I am not an honorary professor
But an assistant to the honorary professor
Let me introduce the honorary professor
I am your honorary professor
Honorary Professor
Kamikawa Takaya
So
Our very first Science quiz from us
Our very first Sciency quiz from us
Without further ado, let us check with an experiment
Please
Here, we have a tank filled with oil
and a glass cup
If you could confirm for me
Yes, this is indeed glass
I will now drop this glass cup into the tank
Sink please sink
What's gonna happen?
it's disappearing
Wow!
IT DISAPPEARED
Eh!?
Wow!
While it hasn't actually disappeared
We still won't be able to see it from the side
It actually is
Ehhhhhh
right here
Amazing
This is...
Here's the rationale
Honorary professor Kamikawa's explanation
The human eye can see things by reflecting certain lights
The human will only see things by how light reflects them
When things "disappear", they're only blended in with other lights
When light cannot reflect the object, then it seems "invisible"
So the refractive index for salad oil and glass is about the same
The refractive index for salad oil and glass is about the same
Which creates the visual effect of the two items assimilating and disappearing
The salad oil and glass will seem to diffuse due to this
INCORRECT
Launching the liquid nitrogen-propelled rocket punch!!
Ichioka Genki
Punishment provided by Denjiro Army
Young ones of the Denjiro Army, bring it in!
Next, we have been presented with this plastic bottle
Liquid Nitrogen Rocket Punch
Liquid nitrogen will be injected into the plastic bottle with the glove attached
On this plastic bottle, there is a boxing glove attached
We will be injecting liquid nitrogen into the bottle
At room temperature, liquid nitrogen is known to evaporate at an explosive rate
The liquid nitrogen will vaporize inside of the plastic bottle
The bottle will instantly propel itself
And when we have the greatest amount of force, we will pull this plug and see what happens
When the matter will reach its limit, the plug will be pulled
Then the bottle will turn into a rocket and fly towards the target
The bottle will fly towards the face with awesome momentum
This isn't good
So let's try it!
This is not good
Tanaka-san, if you will
Be careful!
Alright
No no no no
This is gonna hurt
"Containing the air, the cup will sink"
That was such a dumb answer
Excuse me
Equipping goggles to be safe
This experiment can be dangerous, so I will also be wearing goggles
The rest of you can relax and watch
It'll be fine
I am now injecting liquid nitrogen into the plastic bottle
And here we see liquid nitrogen reacting at room temperature
The nitrogen is evaporating before our eyes as it turns into gas
Be careful and stand back...
I'm a little scared
Scary doesn't even come close to what this is
And here, we have the plug
Scary doesn't even come close to what this is
I'm so scared...
Happy Boy, I'm pretty scared
No way
It would probably be best not to move around, Tanaka-kun
It's just worse if you move!
It's dangerous so don't move
Prepare the string!
Time is of the essence here
Seconds until launch
We will now commence the countdown
This is horrifying!
Wait, wait!
3... 2...1...
It was so fast, I couldn't even see it!
Wait, wait, is his face okay?
That was pretty bad
Tanakaaaa!!
That's not very "happy" of you!
Who knew you'd get bodied!?
IT'S A SCIENCE
Let us depart!
Happy Boy!! That was so damn painful!
UNHAPPY SEE YOU!!
There was just this loud "Goh Goh"
Yes
The sound from that was just unbelievable
I thought I could see it
Excuse me, I have a delivery
I have a package for Matsumoto-san
A package for Mr. Matsumoto
If you could just sign this please
Is this actually for me?
Here
Isn't it huge?
Thank you!
Let's look
Now wait a second
Things are happening so fast
All we do is open things and now I'm just scared
This is huge!
That's a big parcel
What is this?
Eh?