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Team Gaki Presents
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Rich
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English Checker
James
You sell out your friends too much
No, no...
It's the same
No matter what you do, there's no escaping
Come here
Okay, okay
This is...
This feeling...
Seriously?
No, no, wait...
Speak!
Really, you...
You! Cut it out already! Seriously...
No, really...
Really
Hey!!
No, no
That's bad
That's bad!!
Take off the coat!
Listen here
Yes
You! Come here!!
No, it's scary
It's not scary at all
No, no
You were always laughing, right!?
Right, you bastard?
In order to avoid the slap, Hamada closes the distance
What are you doing?
This is...
It is, isn't it?
This is scary!
We know
Enough, enough
It's impossible, Hamada-san!!
It's scary, huh?
Really, I can't...
Enough with this!
I really can't...
It's you this year!!
Prepare yourself
He's already said it
Yeah, he's already said it
We know
I know the feeling
It's really the same
I really don't like this
There's no helping it
Yeah, no helping it
There's no...
There's no escaping
Look here!
No, no...wait..!
Why, you...
No wait wait!
No, no, no...
Scary!
I'm really scared
Hosei-san looked really happy
Yeah no helping it
No helping it
Double... double happy.
You really don't know when to give up
He looks like he's having double the fun
Hamada!
I'm doing it! Come here!
Good that you're not getting slapped
I said come here!
It's better not to dodge in a strange way
It's dangerous, stay still!!
Close your eyes!!
That's impossible! I can't close my eyes!!
Stay still
That's impossible! I can't close my eyes!!
Hamada-san, do your best
Do your best
It's dangerous
Come here!
Wait, really...
Enough is enough, you fucking bastard!!
No
Fucker!
Already filmed
Quite funny
as expected
This is funny
I've never seen Hamada-san like this
I'm sorry
Really funny
This is...
Shit, this is funny
Prepare yourself for it
Hey Hosei!!
No helping it
Good for you
It's occasionally bad for you, that sound.
I'm slapping with all my might!!
Right!!
You, remember this...
Finally time for the slap of punishment
You were really serious...
Don't run away
I'll send you flying!!
Countdown!!
That was a great expression on his face
Wait!!
That person is not the culprit who stole Hama Lisa!!
Inspector Chono
Young Detective arrives
You are making a big mistake.
Please release that person.
Huh?
You're not the thief?
From the start, I've been saying "it wasn't me"
Wasn't it you who stole the painting?
I did not steal it!!
No way...then return to your seat
Hamada just barely escapes the slap!!
Yama-chan's expression...
it was such a thunderclap
Inspector Chono!
Phantom Thief X the first's best specialty skill,
Disguises !!
Phantom Thief X the first...
His real face, no one has ever seen it before
In other words, the face of this statue is also
Phantom Thief X the first's
A pro at disguises, no one has seen his real face
The First Phantom Thief X the statue
disguise!
What do you mean?
Well, where could his real face be hidden?
Hehe, that expression...
Please bring that in!!
Inspector Chono
Please
Use this hammer on the statue and smash it!!
Smash it?
When the statue gets smashed, the mystery will become clear!!
It's a statue, y'know
Smash it?
That was the worst for Yamasaki
It's smashed open
This is harsh
It was uncovered
Uncovered!
The statue sure has a great expression too
We've returned to the same person as always
This is the real face of Phantom Thief X the First
His descendant, it should be clear now who it is!!
The culprit who stole the famous painting, the Hama Lisa, is...
Tsukitei Hosei! It's you!!
So it's you!?
Wrong!!
Thanks
Wait...what's with this?
Case of the stolen famous painting "Hama Lisa"
The real culprit was Tsukitei Hosei !!
You sure did some complex things
No, I don't know anything
This year too... it's you!!
Seriously...
No way...
Isn't it fine with Hamada-san!?
What's your name?
I'm Tsukitei Hosei
You are the Third. The First, what Hosei was he?
The First?
Yeah, the First.
Gets brought on stage for questioning!!
What was his name?
Phantom Thief X the First?
What are you saying, you fucker?
This guy's name is...
Is that his angry face?
Yamasaki Hosei, right?
No,
Now this is starting again
It's written "X the First" here however
Bring your face to the side of the statue. From the back.
Do it properly
It's courage
Come here
Slap of punishment for the criminal
Please wait
I was hoping...
What?
I was hoping...
Don't push
Please...
For what?
Please wait a little before you're going to slap, right?
It's you!
Hurts!
It's started!
It's started...
It's started, huh?
Alright, now get ready
I know you'll do various things
Ouch! My armpit!!
What's with that huh!?
Coincidentally headbutted Chono's nose
I'm sorry!
You!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
This is...
My heart was pounding
Really sorry...
At the time, he was
What are you doing?
Ah, I'm sorry!
I'll pay you back double!!
This is
I didn't do it on purpose!!
You're going to slap me, right?
Of course!!
Enough
"Of course"
I'm gonna do a countdown!!
Alright?
GUWAAA!! WAIT!!
He's scared
Please wait
Really scary
Argh, scary!
Yeah, we know
We know
Do it
5 seconds too...
Then, how many seconds do you wanna go with?
3 seconds
Then...
This is really long
Yeah, it's long
That it's long...
Hey, stand straight!
Well, he said that he's paying it back double
I'm doing it!
Paying it back double...
Slap of punishment explodes!!
Really looks like it hurt!
This has got to be painful
Super painful
God
What's with that?
damn!!
What's this?
Yeah
Urgh
Ah, it was funny
What a relief...
Yama-chan was so happy; how pitiful
In the midst of the lingering excitement,
Detective work 16th hour
there has been trouble...
Guys, it's terrible!
You always say that
A businessman has come here beat up a senior detective who revealed his affair
I don't get it!
So you mean ordinary people and the detectives are fighting?
Exactly!
The senior detective said deal- he can't deal with this so
Let's go together
Well it's a senior detective we've never met, so...
A Client has come to beat up a detective
The 5 of them head out to solve the problem!!
Alright!
You don't need your jacket?
Oh you don't- you don't need your jackets
Okay
It's a separate branch so it's close by but still kind of far
So the senior detective- what did you say?
I don't get it at all
A businessman who had his affair figured out has come to beat him up?
So he's causing trouble?
He definitely is
The five men travel by bus
toward a nearby detective firm branch
The bus with the 5 of them in it will head to a nearby detective firm
What's waiting for them is...
Ah, you can hear them
You can hear them from outside
They're causing trouble
This way
It's fine!
That's supposed to be private!
It's your fault for having an affair!!
What do you mean affair!? That's a private matter!
Fuck you, how are you a detective?!
You had an affair; you're in the wrong!
Wait a minute!
Don't just stand there and stare at us!!
Can we just get along?
Just shut up and sit down!!
Hurry up and sit!!
Don't we have to fix the problem?
Yeah, right?
We don't have to fix the problem?
Just observe
What are you gonna do!?
Can you just watch?
OKAY Listen up guys
Let's fight to see who is stronger!!
Let's try it then, I accept your challenge!!
Negotiating has failed
Alright let's go!
Let's go!
Team Ueshima
Team Degawa
Celebrities whose average age is 44 years old
With their pride on the line, Fighting Festival has begun
Shut up
What the hell
Team Ueshima Staff
Kobayashi Kendo
Just deal with it, face to face
It's called...
Tickling Showdown!!
What?
We don't understand what you're saying!!
IT'S A TICKLING SHOWDOWN!!
Kuro-chan, have at it!!
Okay I'll go!!
You can do it!
Team Degawa
Kuro-chan
I definitely won't lose!
Don't lose, don't lose!
Tickling Showdown
For 30 seconds the player will tickle the opponent; whoever can make his opponent make a sound wins
First up: Kuro-chan
For 30 seconds, the player will tickle his opponent, and whoever gets his opponent to make a sound will win
Got it?
This will be too easy!
Oh, yeah? Let's see what you got.
So it's first batter then second batter
Get set... START!
What the hell is going on?
What the hell?
It's between two old men...
What the heck?
His opponent hasn't a made a sound though
What is this?
Ah, that's the spot
What is he doing?
What the hell is this!?
He didn't make any noise at all!
No he did, he did!
What you did to me, I'm gonna do the exact same thing to you!!
Changing Positions
Bring it on, whatever you got!
Go on, Kuro-chan!
Come come come come!
Get ready,
Already?
What the hell!
What is this scene!?
What the hell is this!?
He was making a lot of noise...
He definitely was!
I did it!!
What are this pig and this plump man even doing?
Your turn!
Tickling Showdown Round 2
Iwao Nozomu
Tanaka Takushi
One more round of the Tickling Showdown;
This time it's a fight between Team Ueshima's Iwao and Team Degawa's Tanaka
Here we go!
Get ready!
This again?
START!
START with Iwao up first
Come on
Come on, come on
His touch is so soft
I can't watch!
I said I can't watch this!
There's nothing good about this
You're doing great!
Don't look at his face, Iwao!
Good job!
What the hell
He was going "Hee hee"!!
Changing Positions
Go, Tanaka!
Can you beat him, Tanaka?
Yes I will
Set, START!
What a soft round...
Good face, Iwao!
How disgusting!!
That's not tickling!
So gross!!
What the hell is this!?
He already laughed!
Hey, hey!
What the hell is this!?
What the hell?
That wasn't a tickling showdown!
He didn't say anything, this guy!!
It's a victorious smile!!
Do you know the difference between strength and will?
Bring in THAT THING!!
What is it!?
What is it, damn it!?
What is this!?
Show them all!
Show them!
This is a Blindfolded Kendo Showdown!
Team Degawa Staff
Hoshida Hidetoshi
Whoa!
Space with no escape
Sense your opponent by sound, then hit!!
Go on, Yoshinobu!
Blindfolded Kendo Showdown
Nakamura Yoshinobu
Tonikaku Akarui Yasumura
With that, Team Degawa's kendo expert, Yoshinobu and Team Ueshima's Yasumura will compete
So put on your eyemasks, spin around 3 times, then start!
Blindfolded Kendo Showdown
2 minute sudden-death match: put on eyemask, spin around 3 times, then start
Oh I see
Okay, now spin around 3 times! Ready...
set,
one,
two,
three, START!
Go get him!!
START!!
Your stance is a bit off!!
Ahh no no no no
Watch out!
Why does he do that!?
They can only use sound to sense their surroundings.
Right
The next strike will determine their fate!!
He really gets beat up a lot
You won!
Nice counter!
Let's decide this with a daring feat!
Get THAT THING ready!!
What's this sound?
What is it?
Very flashy car enters
Whoa, what is this?
Alright, so
This car,
the back is made to be REALLY REALLY bouncy
Kenkoba will try to eat all of his very very hot ramen while sitting in the bouncy trunk of this car
Sit in very bouncy trunk
Try to finish all of very very hot ramen
Hydro Hopping Ramen Challenge
You guys definitely can't do this, so...
JUST WATCH!!
Who's gonna do it?
YOU'RE gonna do it?
Can you even do it?
I'll show you a report like it's from a normal gourmet channel!
You won't get a gourmut-
You won't get an offer from a gour-gourmet channel
He really got his tongue twisted
Can you do it?
Eat more!
Give us a report!!
Give us a report!
Shut up!
Drink the soup.
Drink it!
You didn't eat it!
He ate a lot of it!! What, you can't see it?
You didn't eat it at all!
You didn't give us a food report at all!!
A French maid costume set
Prepared next is a French maid costume.
After soaking it in hot water, put it on within 1 minute!!
The challenge is, for some reason, to soak all of these in hot water and wear them.
Let's do this!
The challenger is
Ueshima Corps
Haranishi Takayuki
Haranishi of the Ueshima Corps.
This guy's strong against hot temperatures.
All right, let's go!
Putting the costume in the hot water
This one, too. I'm gonna do this one, too.
You can't do it. This is really hot.
Just wait and see. This is gonna be great!!
Ready,
START!
No way. There's no way you can do it.
No way. No way.
Hot! Hot!
What the hell are you doing?
Hot!
Too slow!
He got it on.
Don't shake it this way.
Come on, come on.
You only get one chance for that.
Hot!
You still got a lot more left!
Haranishi is invulnerable to high temperatures!!
You can do all of it, come on.
Go, go.
What are you doing?
Only one chance. You took it off, gotta go to the next one.
You can do it, come on.
The bottom!
Trying to at least get a top and bottom on....
Just put the bottom on!
Just put the bottom on and you're done.
Three more seconds left.
Top and bottom!
Aahh!!
You didn't put them on!
Sloppy!
You gotta put all of them on!
That was cheap.
Looks like we beat you at your own game!!
Get out of here!
Play time is over now.
That's right.
Let's end this with the usual.
All right.
Get it ready!!
There it is...
What are you guys, scared?
For the last one we battle it out with arm wrestling.
He's gonna say that again.
For the last one we battle it out with arm wrestling.
He's gonna say the rules again.
Fill your asshole to the brim with air,
battle it out with arm wrestling
and whoever farts loses.
Alright already!!
Stop that.
We understand the rules of the usual.
Every year...
Every year, seriously.
And the match never gets a result, every time.
Gotta explain it, or they won't understand what's going on.
Yeah, they won't.
There are some first-timers here, so if you could repeat it again for them.
What are you talking about, here?
We're gonna arm wrestle!! But first,
we fill your asshole to the brim with air and then arm wrestle
and whoever farts loses.
Enough already. Seriously, enough of that.
We, of course, have our invincible captain, Ueshima.
No one among you can beat Ueshima!
The legend of fart arm wrestling, Ueshima Ryuuhei
Degawa, sir, please!
Degawa Corps Captain
Degawa Tetsurou
Let's do this!
No Farting Arm Wrestling: Battle of The Captains
Ueshima Ryuuhei
Degawa Tetsurou
Every time, you wouldn't come up. What? Were you scared?
Give me a break.
I'm totally innulverable to farts.
That's invulnerable to farts.
Let's do this, then.
Invulnerable to farts, okay.
What are you talking about? "Invulnerable to farts."
And in any case, Ueshima!
What is it?
Because you have blisters on your asshole,
the air never gets in!!
Don't say that!! You idiot.
It's gross.
Don't say that I have blisters on my ass!!
You win only because the air doesn't go in!!
Don't say that, you idiot. Don't say it.
Alright!!
Thank you, let's go.
Hosshan,
lotion on the heavy side, please
Going with that.
Air is injected into both simultaneously
This is the first time for Degawa...
Let's go.
Is it gonna go in or what?
Oh no no, that's not the anus.
Right, yes, yes, thank you.
Ow
Put the anus on.
Oh no no, not the anus.
Put the lotion on...
No, seriously.
What the hell?
I'm scared.
I'm getting hit like crazy.
He tried to say "lotion" and he said "anus (koumon)"...
What the hell?
That guy is just...
I'm scared because it's thick.
Hurry the hell up.
Hold on, geez.
Go "Hahhh."
No, no.
No, Hosshan...
The air's coming out!!
Why is it going out?
It just keeps going out!!
It won't stop. What is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell are you doing?
It won't stop. Why is this?
Why does it come out?
It keeps going out, even though I'm holding it.
Our captain is waiting for you!
You idiot, it's in.
Here it goes!
Air is injected into both simultaneously
It's going. Okay, let's go.
Is it alright?
Alright.
Ueshima runs backstage
It already came out.
What the hell?
Stop leaking, Ueshimaa!!
Stop making Ueshima wait!
I had it just now!!
Just getting it to this point is fun.
The moment he took it out, you could hear the air coming out.
I had it, man.
Ueshima returns
How are you doing, captain?
It's coming out.
Ryuu, you should also get in that position and be ready
from the start.
Air is injected while in stand-by mode
I'm putting it in.
It's going in.
It's coming out.
Get set, get set.
It's coming out.
All right!
Okay, good!
Ready...
Go!
Can't even tell who that sound came from.
Both run backstage
What the hell is he doing?
What is over there?
1:30AM: Returning to the office, but there are still many more trials to go through.
Detective Duty: 17 hours 30 minutes
That scared me.
What... what is this?
Whoa, okay.
Who is that?
They were saying something. A shamisen?
Isn't it simply an old lady?
Master Utsumi Keiko (93 years old)
I'm ninety-three.
One go* of wine, two bowls of rice.
Note: 1 "go" is about 180 milliliters
One go* of wine, two bowls of rice.
(La-di-da-di-da.)
In the middle of the night, I go to the bathrrom 5 times.
In the middle of the night, I go to the bathroom 5 times.
7 more years until a hundred, no way.
To everyone, I ask for
your support.
Ugghhh.
You rookie detective bastards,
I've taken a friend of you bastards, Hiroshi.
Let them hear you.
Sorry, you guys.
I'm sorry the situation has come to this.
Muahahaha!
But
I'll give you bastards a chance.
Hiroshi is captured
somewhere within the building that you are all in.
First, Hamada and Tanaka,
you bastards go first!!
From this point on, you're allowed to laugh
I don't want Tanaka!
but if you get scared, you're OUT.
This guy falls over in fear.
Lastly, it's cold outside,
so wear your jackets when you go.
Wear your jackets when you go, all right?
No way, I hate this!!
What I'm scared of is you always do this,
and your elbow will just come up here and hit me really hard.
That's right, that's right.
And your elbow will just come up here and hit me really hard.
I won't do that. It won't happen.
Your nose will bleed thick!!
Really dark blood!!
Special Midnight Rules
Absolutely No Getting Scared
Detectives
Absolutely No Getting Scared
Detectives
Rescue the kidnapped Fujiwara!!
First, the two are to go rescue Fujiwara. But the concerns about Tanaka remain.
They had to pick that photo?
Every year, I know what's going to happen.
(With the elbow,) bang!!
The elbow?
Yeah, the elbow...
"Ahhh," he'll go,
and then, bang!!
I'm seriously afraid of that.
If I'm about to go like this, could you just hold me like this, then?
No, no...
That would be dangerous.
I'll be careful, though.
You mean, wrap you up?
Oh, then what about
you hold on tightly to Hamada and walk?
Instead, yeah, since you're big.
Right, right.
Like this? Like this, right?
So if you get scared, you can go like this.
Don't let go here.
We're seriously gonna walk like this?
I think it's good.
Good luck.
Sorry. I'm sorry about this, Hamada.
If only you could be more dependable, that's all this is about.
Hamada has a weak back, though.