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3rd Place
Demon Kakka's
Private Clothes
10,053 Yen
The Devil's Holiday
I don't think it'll matter if you take off, but...
Golden Bear polo shirt 7,452 Yen
It's good for when you go golfing.
Oh, golfing in this?
Right?
Oh, we're doing it here.
That was...
That was unexpected.
Next, in 2nd place, is
Umemiya Tatsuo
Big brother Tatsu.
I'm a Star
Oh, Umemiya?
"I'm a Star." The price is...
Oh, a star.
I'm a Star
"I'm a Star." The price is...
238,560 Yen
238,560 Yen.
I'm a Star
Wow, there it is.
Pshh...
I'm a Star
2nd Place
Umemiya Tatsuo's
Private Clothes
238,560 Yen
I'm a Star
Come on.
He's tottering.
He put... he put his hand on the wall there.
Roller Skates 58,000 Yen
He put... he put his hand on the wall there.
Yeah, he couldn't do it smoothly on his own.
Yeah.
You're shining. You're shining like a star.
Is he really like that in private?
I see.
Wouldn't he be cold? Like, in the winter?
Finally, we present 1st place.
1st place is this person:
Natsuki Youko
Natsuki Youko.
Party Until the Morning
Wow.
Party Until the Morning.
I'm excited to see what it'll be.
Party Until the Morning
And the price is...
Priceless
priceless!
Party Until the Morning
No surprise.
Private Clothes
Natsuki Youko's
Party Until the Morning
Priceless
1st Place
Isn't something wrong with this?
This is Egashira, right?
Very handsome.
She's out of breath.
That was cute.
That was cute! Right?
Cute!
That was really cute.
Really cute.
Is that cute?
We have now
run out of time.
See you again next week!
Thank you very much.
Bye bye!
8 pm.
Detective Duties 12 Hours
Detective duties have crossed the 12-hour mark.
It's probably that.
Gone undercover in various locations
Participate in the detectives' reporting session
The newcomers participate in a detectives' reporting session.
Oh, this.
Now, I would like to start the
reporting session for Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Agency.
Just in case, to confirm the purpose of this session,
we go undercover in various locations,
Detective Agency Reporting Session
Reporting session for actions and statements
made by suspicious entertainers
observe the actions and statements made by suspicious people,
and report on their tendencies.
Note: On the right is Nishikawa Kiyoshi, a very senior and respected comedian.
Huh?
There's a veteran of comedy here.
You're kidding me.
Are we good?
Whoever has information to share may begin.
Yes.
Please.
On Tsukitei Hosei,
Tsukitei Hosei's Secret Info
On-location Shoot for His Main TV Show
this is about a show called
"Drive-A-Go! Go!",
a show that he considers to be very important to him.
It's always that, isn't it?
That day, he with the other talents and staff were heading towards the shooting location.
On-location Shoot for His Main TV Show
Tsukitei Hosei's Secret Info
A female talent was appearing on the show that day
and it was her first time working with Hosei.
So on the way, the director wanted to break the ice
and asked her, "What's your impression of Hosei?"
I'm told Hosei was listening with anticipation.
The girl said, "He's an idiot."
"He's the idiot of idiots.
All he is, is an idiot, is what I think."
That did happen.
Tsukitei Hosei's Secret Info
On-location Shoot for His Main TV Show
Hosei laughed at the time
but inside, he was pissed,
so he planned
to get revenge during the shoot.
I'm told that when Hosei got back to the cast and crew bus;
she was there eating lunch.
"This is my only chance," he thought,
and he quietly sat near her
and in such a way that she wouldn't notice,
he began to fart.
He expelled all the
gas in his body without making any noise.
Hosei thought to himself,
"This girl right now
is eating her lunch together with my fart."
Then Hoshuu... Hosei...
Come on...
Mixed up with "revenge (fukushuu)."
Got it mixed up with "revenge (fukushuu)."
Come on, Katsu.
Come on, Katsumata.
That's not like you.
He mixed up "revenge (fukushuu)" and "Hosei," I suppose.
Anyone else?
Could I?
Um, on Hamada,
these few years, his absent-mindedness
has gotten worse and worse.
This happened when he went on a location shoot to Hokkaido.
Hamada's Secret Info
On location in Hokkaido
The original purpose of the shoot
was to feature desserts.
But on a previous trip that Hamada had made there privately,
he found a ramen place that he liked
so he said he wanted to go there...
and suddenly changed the content of the shoot.
He remembered two pieces of information.
"It's a ramen place in Otaru, and
the name is 'Orange.' Go find it," he tells the staff.
With this much information, using the internet these days,
you should be able to find the place, right?
So they search and search but they can't find it.
And after asking the locals many different things, what they found in the end was
a ramen place in East Otaru
called "Mikan."*
*Note: "Mikan" is a type of mandarin orange that is common in Japan.
That is...
That is just...
Hamada, please.
Hamada, on this issue, if you could please...
Hamada, if you could please...
That's awful.
I heard another awful story about his aging.
Hamada made a call to one of his juniors.
To Iwahashi of Plus Minus,
Informant
Plus Minus Iwahashi
he made a call and got his answering machine.
Hamada's Secret Info
The Answering Machine
Hamada left a message, but
in the middle of it, he thinks he's talking
to the person instead.
I had Iwahashi play the message for me.
"You have 1 new message."
"Beep."
"Hello, it's Hamada."
"How are you for next Thursday?"
"Wondering if you want to get a meal or something."
"Next Thursday... How are you?"
"Hey, are you listening!?"
What the hell are you talking about?
How could that happen?
He forgot what was going on.
Jin, what the hell is that?
It got all mixed up in his head.
He got it mixed up.
That's awful.
Yeah, that's awful.
Oh, YOU, go ahead.
On Hamada's aging...
it seems that, from the stairs in his house,
Hamada's Secret Info
The Stairs in His House
twice a week is the frequency at which he falls down from them.
He falls down...
Twice a week?
In his house, right?
He falls down from them?
He should be the most used to them.
Even with your eyes closed, you should be able to climb them.
Twice a week?
This happened just a few days ago. He finished shooting,
Hamada's Secret Info
After Shooting...
and Hamada kept going like this,
so I was wondering what he was doing.
Turns out he was looking for his
lapel mic that he had aleady taken off a while ago.
That guy, seriously.
That's crazy.
Really.
Oh, on the left.
This is a story about Endo.
When he was young and still getting started, performing at the Ginza Lot 7 Theatre,
Endo's Secret Info
Crowd Warming at the Ginza Lot 7 Theatre
he was a warm-up comedian there.
And the director had told him,
from a while ago, when you call the performer on stage,
say a catchphrase or something for them
right before you introduce them.
After thinking on it for a while,
for Katsura Bunchin's* introduction, he said,
*Note: Katsura Bunchin is a comedian who is much more senior than Endo and was much more accomplished than Endo at that time.
"He's recently been improving by leaps and bounds.
Here's Katsura Bunchin."
What?
No way.
What an idiot.
Katsura Bunchin
A veteran comedian who has been in the business for over 40 years
Seriously?
Endo was called into his dressing room and he said to Endo, "Who do you think you are?"
Who do you think you are?
That's to be expected.
Ballsy.
Of course he'd be scolded.
My apologies.
Go ahead, anyone.
This is about Kiyoshi.
Kiyoshi?
Um, in the Tokai region...
About me?
Yes. In the Tokai region...
Hello.
Yes. In the Tokai region...
he was doing a location shoot...
Excuse us.
Sorry about that.
He's been acting weird over there.
Everyone was too scared to do him in the first round.
Sorry about
greeting you there...
Let's calm down for a second here.
He was doing a location shoot in the Tokai region,
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
At a Shoot in the Tokai Region...
and I was on the same program,
and we always take a cast and crew bus
to go from Nagoya Station to the location.
Every time we get on the bus,
he immediately says, "Let's have a preparatory meeting."
"Let's have a meeting," he'll say. "Let's have it when we get on the highway," he'll say.
Every time when we get on the highway
*snore* - he's sleeping.
Then are you guys fine without doing the meeting?
We just have the meeting when we get to the location.
So he does mean to do it. He has the motivation.
The mornings are early, so, you know.
I also have something on Kiyoshi.
Recently, we did a live duo performance.
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Backstage at a Duo Performance...
We had invited
Kiyoshi to appear as a guest,
and he had agreed to come on.
For that performance, we had written three new stand-up routines.
But we got them done just the day before or so, so on the day of,
two hours before we go on stage, Nobu and I
planned to just rehearse in that time.
Just hole ourselves in our dressing room.
So right when we had holed ourselves in our dressing room and started to rehearse
in front of the mirror, there was a knock on the door.
"It's Nishikawa," we heard, and he came in.
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Backstage at a Duo Performance...
"Are you guys in the middle of a manzai rehearsal?
This is the most important moment."
As he says that,
He came in, sat down,
and just kept talking
I thought, "Oh? You're gonna have a seat?"
This is the most important moment
And the person who knows this best
is sitting here with us, is what I thought
"It's important to rehearse your routine"
"Yasushi-kun and I, when we had new comedic material,
we had to rehearse it at least 20 times!"
I wanted him to let me do exactly that...
You were going to do exactly that...
Yeah, you would've done exactly that
And...
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Backstage at a Duo Performance...
Sorry about that
Not at all, so then
I thought, "What do I do?!" There was only 20 minutes
until the live performance and that's when I knew we were in trouble
Seriously speaking here
He goes "ALRIGHT!!" and then stood up
He says to me and Nobu,
"Let's go get some ramen!!"
That is ridiculous
That's ridiculous
At the location of the duo performance
20 minutes before it starts, no one would go to get ramen
So I said to the master (Kiyoshi)
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Backstage at a Duo Performance...
"We'll pass on the ramen..." And then Master replied,
"That so? If it's just me, I'll go eat soba,"
and he just left us with that weird statement
And it was about 5 minutes before the performance
We went to the back of the lobby and said, "I look forward to working with you"
"Looking forward to it!!" he says
while eating a tempura rice bowl
He didn't eat soba??
Ramen, then soba!!
This is ridiculous
Did you change your mind?
You keep changing it, ramen, soba...
Is that what it's about?
If it's about food
I think it'll be a hit
A series about food?
Well...
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Okonomiyaki Topping
Kiyoshi says, "Let's go get okonomiyaki*"
*Notes: Okonomiyaki is a savory Japanese pancake
The two of us went together and he says, "This time, I want to try something unusual."
"Can we get kim chi as a topping?"
So the restaurant staff put kim chi on top
Master just uses his spatula
and flings it right off
No way... He flings the kim chi??
"I can't eat it like this"
Even though he asked for it?
Give us a break
We've all heard of stage taboos, right?
Master Kiyoshi was
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Stage Taboo
the chief judge of the Osaka Manzai Contest
While Denis was in the middle of their routine,
Note: Denis is a comedy duo
Kiyoshi suddenly stood up and said, "SOOO FUNNY!!"
And then Denis didn't become popular at all
In the middle of preparations!
I've also been
told that (while on stage)
In the middle of it!
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Stage Taboo
There is a place called the Okinawa Theater
It was first my turn and then Master Kiyoshi's turn
We were doing our manzai and my line was
I know this one
"For a manzai comedian, someone unprecedented, like Master Yokoyama Yasushi, is awesome."
I say to Paradise, "Say what your great ambition is!"
Paradise exclaims, "My dream is to become the greatest manzai comedian
and get rich!" And right after that,
Master says from the side of the stage, "WELL SAID!"
From the side of the stage, "WELL SAID!"
That was just the set-up of the joke...
I remember it well
Nakagawa Reiji, go ahead
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Secret Info
Stage Taboo
A long time ago, on a comedy show, Kiyoshi was the host
"Here's Nakagawa-Ke! If you'd please!"
Note: Nakagawa-Ke is a brother manzai duo, which means Nakagawa Family
And after that, he was getting off the stage, but
at the same time, we're getting on the stage
Right as we pass each other, he says "GO GET 'EM!!"
He sure shouts a lot
It was live and he got to make a joke before we had a chance
Were you surprised?
I was surprised
"GO GET 'EM!! GO!!" he says
Wow, that's amazing
Oh, Nishikawa-kun, do you have something to say?
Um...
May I speak about Sakata Toshio?
Note: Sakata Toshio is a long-time comedian, currently 74 years old. He is commonly referred to as Master Sakata or Aho-no-Sakata (That-Idiot-Sakata)
Sakata Toshio's Secret Info?
Should we have him say it?
Yes, I think that's fine
You guys
You all know so much
You guys listen up too, you hear?
We're all listening
Is this a funeral?
A funeral...
Why would you say funeral, of all things?
I can do this...
It was like, "Let's prank call Sakata Toshio's house"
Sakata Toshi's Secret Info
Prank Call
When I call his place...
Sakata and his wife always sleep together, so
Sakata wakes up and his wife is wondering what it is
"Excuse me, this is Asahi Broadcasting"
"Tomorrow, Sakata Toshio will be making an appearance so...
This is for a mic check so I apologize, but..."
It was about 11:30 or 12:30. "I'm sorry, but
do you have
2 pot lids?"
"I'm sorry, but with the 2 lids, could you...
I apologize for asking for this in the middle of the night, but..."
"It's for a mic check so
could you bang the lids together?"
Sakata then... Haha...
He puts down the phone and starts banging the pot lids together in front of the phone, when...
His wife says, as she's in bed
"Dear... What's happened?"
"Dear... Dear... You've gone crazy..."
Nishikawa-kun
Yes?
I hate to do this in the middle of your story, but
this ain't funny at all
Hey now!!
Bad...
He's such a bad guy!
Such a bad guy
Oh, sorry 'bout that...
It's 9PM
Detective Duties: 13 Hours
Going back to where the new detectives are
A strange request comes in unexpectedly
Everyone, listen up
That famous Inugami family relatives are
having a dispute over the inheritance
Right now, the relatives are gathered
They're all gathered so
They want you guys to mediate
Going in Circles Over Inheritance, Family Gathering
They Head Out as Detectives to Resolve the Issue!!
Inugami family...
Relatives?
Having a dispute... Over the inheritance?
A dispute over the inheritance, it seems
Inugami Family Room
Notes: "The Inugami Family" is a mystery/suspense movie directed by Ichikawa Kon. A detective carries out an investigation about a murder and learns about the Inugami family secret
Pardon us
We're from the Detective Agency, would it be okay for us to sit here?
Thank you very much for going out of your way for us.
Please, have a seat.
Excuse us, thank you for having us
Sir,
would you please hurry and read the will for us?
Second Daughter
Inugami Takeko
Madam Takeko, please wait a moment
While Sahei-san was alive, he instructed,
"The will is to be read when all members of the Inugami family are gathered."
Lawyer Furudate
"The will is to be read when all members of the Inugami family are gathered."
What did you say?
Takeko-san... I apologize, everyone
Eldest Daughter
Inugami Matsuko
My son should be here shortly
Eldest Daughter Matsuko's Son's Arrival
Now, hurry and come sit here
What the hell is this?
Now sir, please begin
Before we begin
Madam Matsuko, I have a favor to ask...
What could it be?
The person there, is that truly your son,
Itao or not...
What did you say?
I don't mean to doubt you, but...
If you could just let us see your face
Then sir
are you saying that this Itao is an imposter?
No, that is not what I'm saying at all, but...
How troublesome
Just once, you must remove your hood
and let us see your face
If you must insist...
Itao, take off your hood!!
Fufu...
Itao, take off your hood!!
It's Sukekiyo
Note: Sukekiyo is the name of the character that Itao is based on
Itao Itsuji
(from Yoshimoto Creative Agency)
That is unnecessary
So unnecessary
He's definitely messing around
Well then,
this Itao over there, you can't tell if he's the real person or not
Isn't that right, Umeko-san?
Indeed
Itao is such a troublesome person
Itao... Itao is...
My my...
How dare you!!
You detectives over there, what is with your expression?
"This is not Itao," is that it?
We don't know if he's truly Itao or not!!
How dare you
Itao!
Don't just sit there silently, say something!!
It's Itao!!
In Osaka dialect...
"It's"...
All of you members
It's me, Itao
Tanaka
Yes?
You know it's me, right?
Why me?
Endo
Do you feel the same way that Tanaka does?
What kind of way of talking is that?
What a roundabout way to talk
What the hell?
Hama-n
He's never said that
He hasn't said "Hama-n" before?
Never
Hama-n you believe me, right?
Hama-n you feel the same way that Tanaka feels?
I don't know what that means
What does "the same way" even mean?
Tanaka, how do you feel?
We're forced to agree
We don't know what Tanaka feels
Exactly
Why is he basing everything off of how Tanaka feels?
O-Matsu
Am I a girl!?
That's a girl's name!!
O-Matsu
O-Matsu, do you feel the same way Tanaka feels?
That's what we don't understand!!
"Tanaka's feeling"
is what we don't know
in that case we can only have the same opinion-
Agree or disagree-
We could make it clear if we agree or disagree
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
I'm Hosei
You're not popular enough
It seems you're not popular enough
I'm done with you guys
You agree with the statement,
"you are not the real Itao"?
You don't believe that
he is the real Itao!!
Itao, take off that mask!!
Itao Finally Reveals himself
Isn't this too surreal?
Itao
let's go
They're leaving?
Just because they didn't recognize he was the real Itao
Alright let's go
That was really too surreal
Yes, that was well done
14 hours of duty
10:00 PM
When the 5 men who were pushed around by Itao return to their room,
a new development...
Hey!! Guys!!
The Hama-Lisa is gone!!
Oh wow!!
Phantom Thief XIII
Phantom Thief X is this statue, so it's this third generation
Thief is Phantom Thief X the Third
So whatever looks like this
His grandson...
If that's-
It could only be Hamada-san
No it's not me
Isn't this Hamada-san?
They look alike
Internal Announcement
Emergency Alert!! Emergency Alert!!
The Masterpiece Hama Lisa was stolen by Phantom Thief X III
All officers please report to the auditorium
To the auditorium!
Case of the Stolen Masterpiece Hama Lisa
Thief is Phantom Thief XIII Everybody to Auditorium!!
Okay
We got really busy
We're busy
Auditorum
So everyone, can you come sit over here?
All officers are present
A very serious atmosphere
Hamada you're on the very edge
He didn't use honorifics though
Why am I over here?
Usually Hosei's spot
Something is off
The seating is different
Chief Detective Explains Situation
As you all know,
the masterpiece worth 10 million yen,
the Hama Lisa, was stolen!!
In order to catch the thief as soon as possible,
we asked for the help of the police department
With that, please go ahead
GOD
DAMN!!
Police Department Investigator
Masahiro Chono jumps in!!
Metropolitan Police Department's...
CHONO!!
The thief is Phantom Thief X THE THIRD
Hey,
Bring it here!
The first...
Phantom Thief...
The first Kaito X Statue
X
The perpetrator
looks similar to this
Theft Perpetrator
Looks similar to Phantom Thief X
You understand?
Hey
It's different from usual
The perpetrator should be among us
He has a distinct feature... His LIPS!!
They're cod roe
Nobody is gonna turn themselves in?
Point is Cod Roe Lips
Phantom Thief X Look-Alike Search!!
Turn yourself in honestly
Yama-chan's face is so annoying
Got it!?
First you, stand up
It's different...
Okay you can sit down
Okay, stand up
You can sit down
It's you
You don't match either...
Good for you
Series First! Housei is off the hook!!
You, stand up
Yes
It's like lapping
It's not you either
Do you have any hints for me?
A mole...
He has a mole on his chin...
Theft Perpetrator
Cod Roe lips + Mole on chin
Alright
Okay!
Get up!
Look straight!!
He's changing his face
Can you remove your hat?
Raise your chin; LOOK STRAIGHT!!
Hey!
LOOK STRAIGHT!
Quite the development
Amazing!!
This year's "No Laughing..." is a bit different
Can you get up (on the stage)?
What?
Could you stand next to the statue?
I'd hate to go up there...
Hm?
Yes...
Alright, please go up
To the stage to be compared to Phantom Thief X!!
HEY!! GET UP HERE!!
This usually happens to Hosei-san
It's different
No matter how or where you see it... You did it
Well I mean
You could say I look like him...
That might be the case...
This year it's your turn
He said it directly
I would hate to be told that
The thief receives a punishment slap!!
You know,
there are a lot of complaints against you!!
On your damage report
Does anyone have any complaints against him?
He used violence against me
Pff..
Pf-
Pff-
You rat out your friends too much