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Team Gaki Presents
Team Leader
Rich
Translators
DC Subs
Lei
Mickstar
Oolong
Typesoshee
Solari
Typesetters
Alex
hachihajeo
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Sacro
sythy
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Hinnerk
English Checker
James
If you wear
those glasses from earlier,
you'll be hidden
I guess you're right
Wait... What glasses?
Hiding his eyes with funny glasses
Won't it be bad if you talk with them?
It'll be fine if I don't say anything!
But is it really alright to be hide both his eyes and mouth?
I think it'll be great if he can hide his mouth and his eyes
SCARY!!
Damn that's scary!
Scary!
This is way too scary!
BAD!
This is bad!
That's so scary!
Ouch!
Alright quit it for a bit, Hosei!
Let's stop this, Hosei!
What was that?
Let's stop that!
Let's stop with that!
Well... Honestly....
What if we make him a different person?
Yeah, let's change him
The compatibility just isn't there
This character is no good!
This is
honestly so scary
But one of these has to match
His pervert level
really has increased
You've got that right
Japan is finished
Enough, Yamazaki!
There's no reason for this
Endo is laughing again
Damn this pisses me off!
Please stop it, Hosei!
Please stop it!
I couldn't handle it anymore
What the hell is the deal with
that figure?
This is no good!
We're supposed to be
detectives
Isn't this guy a little hopeless?
Yeah just a bit
Shit, this is bad!
ALRIGHT!!
This is terrible!
I'm going to use my 10-minute Joint Liability card!
This is bad!
Room Announcer
Please wait a second!
For the next 10 minutes, the Joint Liability Card will be active
For the 10 minutes you will all have Joint Liability
Wait a sec!
From now on, if any of us laugh...
Wait wait wait! It's fine!
Joint Liability Rule
From now on, whenever Hamada, Housei, Endo, or
Tanaka laugh, all 4 of them are punished
Why are you trying to make me laugh!?
It's really not that funny
It'll be fine!
This one laughs all the time though!
Honestly, it wasn't
that funny
Please just wait a second!
Won't the glasses be really bad?
It'll be fine!
W-Wait...
He's already laughing like it's nothing!
WHY!?
W-WAIT A SECOND!
WHY!?
So this is what it does!!
I'M NOT LAUGHING!
NO ONE WAS LAUGHING!
W-WAIT!
AHHHHHHH!!
AHHHHH!!
I can't do this!
I can't deal with this!
Stop it!
If you yell it that loud!
We can't handle it if you yell!
PLEASE JUST TRY TO HOLD THROUGH!
AHHH!!
AHHHH!!
AHHHHHH!!
T-This is terrible!
My ass is gonna be destroyed!!
If you keep yelling,
we won't be able to hold it in!
My ass...
AHHH!!
It must hurt!
That joint liability card is amazing
I can't do this!
This is just evil!
Give me a break...
Honestly,
my ass is gonna be destroyed!
Don't look anymore!
Let's just all calm down
with your violin!
Enough!
Make sure you don't look!
Wait a second!
This is bad!
Wait a second!
Seriously!
This is
impossible!
This is seriously impossible!
This is impossible!
AAHHH!!
This is...
This is terrible!
This is bad!
It's hell...
Hell!
This is honestly impossible!
Why?
My ass is seriously....
Well, I don't know but it hasn't been 10 minutes yet!
It'd be a waste...
Wait a sec!
Rather than that one use this one!
Let's all calm down now!
This is the time to play your violin!
I just want to see you play it!
You'd better not laugh!
If you guys laugh,
I'll be really pissed!
Got it!
Promise me!
I promise!
What the hell is this?
It's no good
Wait, really!?
Stop it already!
Stop!
AHHHH!!
I can't do this! I can't do this anymore!
This is impossible!
He keeps yelling
When he yells, I can't hold it in anymore!
Ouch!
It would be nice if we could put this to rest
Pufufuu
WHO LAUGHED!?
It was Endo!
WHY THE HELL DID YOU LAUGH!?
AHHH
HAHAHA
Wait!
This is really bad!
I'm honestly sorry!
His ass is really
not that well liked!
Endo, you have to hold it together!
I'm honestly sorry!
Speaking of that, I don't think you're doing too well
Attention
It's been quite a while...
Has 10 minutes passed yet?
How much time is left?
WHO LAUGHED!?
It was Tanaka!
It was because of this!
WHY WERE YOU LAUGHING!?
Because he was wearing the glasses
How many minutes are left?
I'm sorry!
Sorry!
Ouch!
AHHHHH
HAHAHA
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Hosei!
I'm sorry too!
Enough! This is honestly impossible!
I'm sorry!
Enough! This is honestly impossible!
Sorry!
I don't need the 10 minutes anymore!
So you can stop it now!
Can you tell me how many minutes are left?
Wait a second....
How many minutes..?
This was pretty tough huh?
Who laughed?
No!
Who was it?
IT WAS MATSUMOTO!?
W-Wait a second!
AHHHH!!
Wait! This is honestly impossible!
This is honestly impossible!
Wait!
People from Nippon TV
Wait...
This is honestly impossible!
Don't pull it!
Definitely don't pull it!
This is bad
This is bad!
Wait a second!
So pitiful!
This is...
Ahhh...
Uehh....
That face.
That damn face!
I think you should probably cool your ass off
This is impossible...
Alright!
That's not what I had in mind...
What are you doing to the fridge?
Just by
sticking your ass to the fridge
won't cool it off
My ass..
Put some cold water on this
Wait... Seriously...
Just wait a second!
Has your 10 minutes been up yet?
Has it been up yet, huh?
It doesn't feel like it has
I'm being serious
Lie down with your face on the ground
Alright!
Let me move your cloak first
AHHH!!
It's a little cold but...
No more laughing, alright?
We've already climbed over the difficult part
Is there no ice in there?
Ice...
I can use this...
The fridge's shelf is cold
This is cold... Hosei, I'm gonna put it on
Here we go!
Ah, it hurts!
It's sticking on me a bit!
It hurts!
It stuck on it, huh?
AH IT HURTS~~!!
Room Announcer
There are 5 seconds left for the 10-minute Joint Liability Card
Finally!
It's ending
It's over!
There are 4 seconds left for the 10-minute Joint Liability Card
It's ending, it's ending
There are 3 seconds left for the 10-minute Joint Liability Card
It's over!
There are 2 seconds left for the 10-minute Joint Liability Card
It's ending
There are 1 seconds left for the 10-minute Joint Liability Card
There are 0 seconds left for the 10-minute Joint Liability Card
End
Ah good
You don't need this?
It's painful, painful
It hurts?
It's sticking to my skin
It's scary to excel
[note: reference to Part 6 when 'the most excellent detective' was chosen for the mission]
Because he was excellent, he was forced to dress like that...
The stake which sticks out gets hammered in was what happened
[note: a Japanese proverb; someone who sticks out excessively will get brought back into line]
The stake which sticks out gets hammered in was what happened
Detective work 9th hour
It's 5 in the evening, and Hosei's hellish infiltration investigation has ended
Only the game is left
Tanaka shows remarkable progress while struggling with the game
I was able to get to a good place
Clear 1 course in "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge from Kaijin Nijuu Mensou
35th try
Tanaka Naoki
This is really long
You went far in the previous round
You awakened
Hosei-san
That was an amazing expression
Yeah, Tanaka's...
Look look look
Tanaka's really awakened.
Almost...
Eh, seriously?
Awesome
Clear 1 course in "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge from Kaijin Nijuu Mensou
35th try
Tanaka Naoki
Oh! It's going well
Ah! Hammers!
Here.
The problem is this point
What happens after entering?
Need to enter
There are probably Koopas
Okay, jump
Go go go
Yes, yes, yes
There's fire coming
Tragedy of clearing the game himself and getting a Thai Kick
I was quite surprised by this
This is...
Tanaka here, come here
Moreover, Tanaka...
I got goosebumps!!
Even though he cleared it himself...
Even though he worked that hard on it
This is the 3rd kick
This is really...
This is super ridiculous
I don't know what to say to Tanaka about this...
This is too sad, this ending
Really sad
Detective work 10th hour
It is 6pm and a murder has occurred in the Agency!
Within the Agency, a murder has happened!!
In order to study how to infer a criminal, they head to the scene of the crime
Shouldn't that be handed over to the police already?
Over here
We're going to investigate the scene now
Investigate the scene...
Party Room
This is a murder case
Police Detective
Tatsumi Takuro
Can you guys line up here?
Wakabayashi Go
Hamada, Hosei...
Everyone, work hard and do some inference
Inference...
Wakabayashi-san
Were there fingerprints ?
Fingerprints were hard to find
Victim's wife
Azuma Chizuru
Ma'am!
Ma'am, please calm down
Overdoing it
It was amazing
Ma'am, calm down...
Who is this person?
The victim's wife, Chizuru-san
Furuhata Ninzaburo enters the scene on a bicycle
[note: "Furuhata Ninzaburo" is a police detective drama which aired periodically from '94 to '06]
You are... Furuhata-san?
Furuhata Ninzaburo
Rola
Tatsumi-kun,
could you help me put this bicycle
away somewhere?
Right.
Super
lousy
Lousy
This is bad...
This is no good
Impression not at all complete
This is...
We need to get psyched
I will explain the situation here
Receives a report from police detective Tatsumi
Victim is male, in his 50s. Time of death is 15:10.
The perp
used a knife to stab the victim in the abdomen...
As a dying message,
the victim left the letter "W"
At the scene,
one of the victim's leather gloves came off and...
The serious acting hits Furuhata's sense of humour
Your laughter made us laugh!
This is a terrible incident...
At the scene,there's a leather glove
That lea...
That leather glove has blood on it?
fuhehehe
That's no good
That leather gl... text
That leather glove has blood on it
Hahahahaha
If you're doing an impression,
do it properly
With this, the case has been solved.
Solved?
Huh?
The perp has made 1 huge mistake.
Here at the scene, one big clue left behind
pointed to evidence of the perp's guilt
The theme of the keywords are a single leather glove and "M"
hehe... a bloody "W"left behind
This was Furuhata Ninzaburo
[note: Rola was doing a parody impression of Furuhata's reasoning]
No idea what you're talking about
You only did a self-introduction
So it's not solved yet, right?
These rookie detectives... Their faces have turned pale.
Everyone's changed
I heard Furuhata-san is good at doing impressions...
Furuhata's hidden talent
Good at doing impressions
So, does anyone have any requests?
How about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee impression
Ah I can do it!!
Acho--
I might not be able to do it...
If you can't do it, then don't do it...
She couldn't do it
You said you "could do it"
Because you said you could do it...
Everyone, ensure that this type of thing won't happen to you,
so please live well
[note: Rola is using a casual type of speech here]
Using such a tone to speak to us?
As expected of Furuhata-san
Please hurry and find the culprit
Hurry!
Calm down, madam
He's touching her a lot
Yeah
It's troubling to us if you just come in like that
Who are you ?
Famous detective Poirot
[note: Poirot is a detective character in Agatha Christie's Poirot book series]
Nishioka Tokuma
I'm Nishioka "Poirot" Tokuma
Excuse me
Nishioka starts his inference
Wait, wait, what are you touching?
The stab wound in the back,
a knife which has been wiped clean of fingerprints,
and a dying message, the letter "W"
A single glove
What's so funny?
The problem is this
The bits of skin left behind in the victim's nails
Inferring the culprit important point #1
Skin left behind in the nails of the victim
The perp's neck will
definitely have scratch wounds left behind
Hmm... I see.
Someone!
Send this skin to forensics!!
No, no, no need for that
I have always have had a good nose
This room has something of a certain smell
That smell is this
Ointment
Inferring the culprit important point #2
Smell of ointment wafting around the scene
I'm certain the perp used this ointment to dress his wounds
Isn't that so, Wakabayashi-san?
The dying message, "W",
is from Wakabayashi's "W"
What nonsense are you talking about?
Then,
your throat, show it to everyone
Wakabayashi-san...
Definite proof that he is the culprit
You are...?
I married when I was young
I only focused on my job as police detective so
I did not pay attention to my family
She escaped
Years later, I
met a lady who looked like my wife
That lady was you
Me?
Then,
your husband became an obstacle so I killed him
It's all over
With this, I will end everything
Azuma-san...
Let us meet in heaven
*Note: The song is 「聖母たちのララバイ」(Madonna-tachi no Lullaby) Lullaby of the Virgin Mary, released by Iwasaki Hiromi in 1982
saa nemuri nasai tsukarekitta
Come, now sleep. Lay down
karada wo nagedashite
your tired body.
aoi sono mabuta wo
Let my lips gently
kuchibiru de sotto fusagimashou
seal your pale eyelids.
ah dekirunonara
Ah, if it's possible,
She dodged really well
She dodges the knife by a hair's breadth
umarekawari anata no haha ni natte
I would want to be reincarnated as your mother
She dodged this too
What is he (Nishioka) doing?
That guy's irrelevant!!
From the start, he's irrelevant
Why is he just circling around so much?
How many times are you going to dodge?
She really can dodge
She keeps getting away from him
Maybe he'll get her next time
Nope, she dodged it
She can really dodge!
She's just barely dodging these hits
What is he (Nishioka) doing?
Ahh, it's dangerous
Ahh be careful
That's dangerous
Oh, this is bad
It's impossible
This time he'll definitely get her
Ahh he's gonna get her
She dodged it
She dodged again!
He can't get her at all!
He keeps missing
Wow
What is Tokuma
even doing!?
What could he be doing?
Oh she's a goner
Ahh her face!
She got the knife!
Instead...
The knife is stabbed into Wakabayashi's stomach...
No no no
Of course we're out...
That's fine, but...
Please watch for us
She was really dodging
11th hour of detective duty
Good news for the 5 men who have been working hard since morning...
What is it?
I'm sure you guys are getting tired.
Um,
you guys really need a breather
Seriously!
You need a breather, so
let's go see something nice
Something nice?
We're watching something?
Something nice?
Is it really something nice?
Auditorium
He calls it a breather, but,
if it makes us laugh, it's really gonna wear me out
Okay, we enter through here
What!?
Whoa?
Downtown Deluxe Set
What is this?
It's the Downtown Deluxe set
It's exactly the same
It's just like Deluxe
Wait, what is this really?
Are we supposed to watch?
This means that somebody will replace Downtown?
We're supposed to watch?
You're kidding...
This is a first, isn't it?
Amazing
How refreshing
Who's gonna do it?
I'm getting a weird feeling
The sound is the same... what is this!?
Be quiet!
Quiet!
Matsumoto-san!
No!!
Is this even allowed?
What?
Downtown
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Hamada Masatoshi
Well, Matsumoto-san,
in the blink of an eye,
a year has passed
I agree
No no no... Anyway, Hamada is-
What kind of year was it?
You have a necktie just like that
It was bad
Your voice is so small, Matsumoto-san
What are you gonna do next year?
Your voice is so small, Matsumoto-san
Oh next year, well
I'm gonna take a bath,
take a bath,
eat some food,
and do some laundry.
Yes, that's right!
ALRIGHT, let's get on with it
Not funny at all, Downtown-san
They are not funny at all, Downtown-san
Wait a minute
Wait wait I'm exhausted
This isn't funny at all
Wow, this-
What part of this is a breather?
I don't understand
We have to do our best
This is tough
Welcome tonight's guest!
Who?
Tonight's guests
Wow, amazing
Natsuki Yoko
Mikihisa Azuma
Kaiya
Tomonori Jinnai
Umemiya Tatsuo
Demon Kakka
Kikuchi Ami
What is this?
Animal Hamaguchi
No no no
This is incredible
What the hell is this?
What are they trying to do?
This is as good as the original Deluxe
So, today, we have many luxurious guests
So, let's get into it
He's proceeding very well
Firstly,
Star
peaking rankings!
Star peaking rankings!
Oh we do that
We have that
*Matsumoto doesn't speak at all*
Yes, Matsumoto-san doesn't
Jinnai,
So quiet
I'm not speaking at all
Not a word
He doesn't say anything
Maybe from here he will
Star peaking rankings!
Umemiya Tatsuo
I changed a lot...
I, who won't even kill flies...
So, let's move on
You changed a lot
I, who won't even kill a fly...
2nd is
Demon Kakka
Frantic!
Devil dash at the school festival!
Demon Kakka
Frantic! Devil Dash at the school festival!
1st place is
Tomonori Jinnai
A puzzle!
A prescription from his mother!
Jinnai, puzzle!
A prescription from his mother!
So, let's continue
1st place Tomonori Jinnai Puzzle! Prescription from his mother!
Recently, he's been unable to sleep,
so he told Twitter
Lately, you've been busy, and you said on
Twitter that you can't sleep well
Yes, that's right
and when you did,
His mother, who was concerned,
sent him some medicine,
your mother became very concerned
and sent you some medicine
Yes, correct
but that medicine was
but that medicine is
one meant to increase your appetite
meant to increase appetite
Yes that's correct
Because lately I've been unable to sleep-
1st place Tomonori Jinnai Puzzle! Prescrption from his mother!
but that medicine is
meant to increase appetite
Unfortunately your time is up!!
No no please let me talk
Hamada-san, please let me speak
We just started!
All he (Matsumoto) does is laugh
Please let me speak!
That old man only laughs
It makes me mad
First place
Tomonori Jinnai
A puzzle! A prescription for his mother!
Jinnai, why,
even though you have a wife,
your mother had to- did- needed to watch over you
Oh, Matsumoto-san
No, Matsumoto-san
I got divorced
Whaaaat?
You already knew that!
This is bad!!
This is hard
This is very bad
How many times are you gonna say that!?
Sorry
My bad
I knew that
By the way, Animal-san is-
Yes?
"I knew that"?
My secret to good health is
a collaboration between strength and will.
Until 200 years...
I can live to be 200 years old
Are you serious?
First up,
recently,
I invented this
What is it?
Here goes
I don't believe it
Are you serious?
Yes
I...
Let's move on!
This is like a very broken Matsumoto
His wig is-
His wig!
His face is getting red
The next segment is...
Celebrity World!
This time, let me ask!!
Let me speak!!
This time let me ask, let me speak!
Come on!!
First up is this person!
Mikihisa Azuma's
Question!!
Mikihisa Azuma's
Question!!
Mikihisa Azuma's
Question!!
Who is Mikihisa's question for?
Kikuchi Ami
Let me ask
For Kikuchi Ami!
Oh? Me?
Mikihisa Azuma
Kikuchi Ami
How can I get on better terms with Hamada-san?
Yes, that's right. I've been part of the celebrity world for a while,
and I've been working with Hamda-san for over 10 years,
Mikihisa Azuma
Kikuchi Ami
How do I get on better terms with Hamada-san?
Question!
That's right
but no matter what, I still get nervous around him
Yes that's right,
but Ami-chan is on pretty good terms with him,
Yes that's correct
even though she's so young
Oh, yes
Not technique, but
I wanted to get her advice
Not a technique...
When speaking to Hamada-san, I get very nervous
But I befriended him naturally
Like on the last show, there were many female celebrities,
but Hamada-san came up to me
and said "it's okay to come up front!"
Really?
Seriously! He said that
to me!
Don't mess around!
It's true!
I don't know
the right way to watch
So, let's move on to the next segment!
Don't scare me
Celebrities' Personal Style!
Yes!
Let's see the celebrities' personal styles!
4th place is Jinnai!
Tomonori Jinnai
Yes!
His usual waiting room wardrobe
Usual Waiting Room Wardrobe Usual Waiting Room Wardrobe Usual Waiting Room Wardrobe
Yes
costs around
46,852 yen (~$500 US)!
Usual Waiting Room Wardrobe
Tomonori Jinnai's
Personal Style
It looks something like this
It looks similar to Endo's style
and usually I add glasses
Interesting!
Yes, but I wear this often!
So cool!
Is that so?
Nice nice!
The sneakers!
The heart sneakers are cute, right?
Limited Edition Valentino Sneakers that he received as a gift
Very nice!
Wow!!
Look look look!
I got these from a friend
Limited Edition Valentino Sneakers
How cute!
So youthful!
You think?
Fashionable!
Nicely done!
Very fashionable!
3rd place is
Demon Kakka!
Demon Kakka
Devil's Holiday Devil's Holiday Devil's Holiday Devil's Holiday
Demon-san
costs around...
100,053 yen (~$855 US)!
Wow!!
Devil's Holiday
Demon Kakka's
Personal Style
Oh yes this
is a casual daily look
He dresses like this?
Is this true?
His shoes are very worn out
Very worn out
New Balance Sneakers 7890 yen (~$67 US)
He wears them a lot
He must wear them a lot
They're very normal
Even this-
His face is still weird
It's nothing
It doesn't matter if you take it off