TG
Team Gaki Presents
Team Leader
Rich
Translators
DC Subs
Lei
Mickstar
Oolong
Typesoshee
Solari
Typesetters
Alex
hachihajeo
Otviss
Sacro
sythy
veliem
Hinnerk
English Checker
James
Matsumoto-san, we found it
We found it
Here we go
Oh, it fits
It fits!
It should open
Shouldn't it?
DAMN IT!
Matsumoto remains in punishment
It didn't work
You know what...
That didn't work either
Hasn't it been enough!?
Isn't this the worst?
This is going to mess you up
Okada Ijiri
This is going to mess with you
His movements are incredible
Rapid Licking
Isn't this the WORST?
Even the footage is disgusting
It's really amazing
It's seriously been enough
It's seriously, really...
They aren't covering that with music, are they?
No, we understand
We're also doing our best
No, it's definitely much easier on your part
Why is he saying it like that?
Why does he have to say it like that?
Oh it doesn't work
Egashira
Oh no no no no
Are you kidding me?!
You're kidding!
What what what?
Why?
Egashira-san got you
Egashira-san is here!
What is it, Egashira-san?
I did it, I did it, I did it!
What what what what
This is gonna be bad!
This is bad this is bad
It's terrible
IT'S THE ANNUAL
EGA-CHAN FESTIVAAALLL!!!
HERE IT GOOOOES
Devil's Descent
Seriously the devil descended
It's the devil
I can't watch
The Devil's Nose-Licking Hell
This is really bad!
This was really painful
Wow... Unbelievable
Are you okay?
It stinks!
Did you see the annual Egashira festival?
It stinks!!
WHY DIDN'T HE DO THAT TO HIM (MATSUMOTO)?
WHY DID IT HAPPEN TO ME!?
That must be horrible
For some reason, the devil returned
Egashira
Are you serious!?
You're kidding!
What is this? What is this?
Yuuya-kun!!
Yagira is Targeted
Get away get away get away!!
Watch out!
Run quick!
Ega-chan is getting tired...
He tripped
He got him
This is harsh...
Ah he caught him
It's here
This is the worst
It's truly the worst
He's seriously the devil
It's the festival
He's doing it
His first variety debut is...
This is a terrible first variety experience
Oh, it's time for work
How was it?
Yagira-kun
Yuuya, this is what Gaki is like
Once it dries, it's going to smell really bad
Are you crying?
He's crying
Oh man he's crying
A Taste of Hell
Variety 33 years
Variety new
It would make you cry
Were you scared?
If that kind of thing happened to you...
Wow
60 minutes since
the start of the training
Onis Increase
The onis will increase
Oh something's coming
Queen of Ice
What?
Queen of Ginza
Queen of Ice
Ginza...
It's Queen of Ice
If it was Queen of Ginza, it'd be a good thing
What...
Is it related to ice skating?
So you mean there's something past this?
This is a first
Covered it so we wouldn't go in
What?
Seriously...
Amazing
What should I do?
Queen of Ice
Ando Miki
Wow
Whoa
I didn't know about this
In such a slippery place
Is this part of a pattern of rewards?
She's just circling around him
Amazing
Oh?
No, this isn't a reward
That fan doesn't suit her
Unexpected Hit
I bet that really hurt
He couldn't escape, so
That was pretty powerful
That hurt
She was laughing a lot
She's an S (sadist)
She was laughing?
Laughing a lot
She was peeking through the eye area
Ice Queen is Highly Visible
Seriously?
So that's what you meant
That's incredible
Damn... Is there still more?
Damn it
There's too much space
Please let this be over
Outline
Definitely not
You've got to be kidding
He's been targeted
You can't run away
This is scary
This thing... wow
Wait a minute
This is terrifying
What the hell?
You can't do this
Outline
They're gonna use that shovel to get you
What the hell?
Isn't the bottom going to go through the machine?
You're full of lies
You're kidding!
Since it's "outline"
Shovel will outline the two of them
No way!
This isn't right!
Don't say things like that!
Wait, what's going to happen?
We don't really know, but
Don't raise your face!!
So I can't raise my head?
It's okay if it's lowered?
Do NOT raise your face
I'm safe if my face is lowered?
If it gets really bad, I'll raise my hand
We can't help you though
No, it's dangerous if he does that
Don't raise your hand, don't move!
Scary scary scary
This is so wrong!
Don't raise your head!
Wooww this is really scary
Wow wow wow
Look! This terrified face
Of course you'd be scared
Look! This hideous face
AAAAHH!!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
You barely made it
It was really close
Oh my God
Oh my God...
Bad bad this is bad
That explosion was unnecessary
If they got this wrong..
Thank you
Is this something you do to someone who's never properly taken part in variety before?
Like you said before, I think it requires a lot of guts
I think it takes too much guts
This is so unusual
You did it
He probably hates Gaki now
Oh, he's here
This is about that real key you're looking for
I thought about it but I had a spare the whole time
Every year...
With this, let's go rescue Matsumoto
At last, they get the real key in their hands,
Training is Over
and their training is over
What kind of training is this?
7 hours 30 minutes since starting
It's been 7 hours and 30 minutes since the start of their duty
The five men return to detective's office
The five men who will rest soon
return to the detective's office
Wow, we're back
Ahh we're back
Wow "all of the drawers' contents have been reset"
They've been reset!
Seriously?
They don't need to reset it
Alright let's go!!
The drawers'...
contents
It doesn't matter where we start
Let's start with mine?
So opposite direction
Go ahead
First up is Endo
"All of the drawers' contents have been reset", here we go
Envelope with Puzzle
A secret?
I don't know, let me check
Isn't it another secret?
Wait, something's in there?
Wait wait wait but
the previous
I saw something familiar in there
one was about my secrets
Look,
it's a Wii
Nintendo "Wii U" and Puzzle Game
Wow, what is this?
Should we read it?
Why the hell!?
Work together to clear one stage: WHAAAT?
Challenge Letter from Kaijin Nijuu Mensou Work together to clear one stage
First me, then Hamada-san,
Tanaka, Housei-san, then Matsumoto-san
It's getting more and more-
Wait a minute though
For me and Hosei, this can get stressful, right?
That's true.
These 3 are just
crazy ba at video games.
Crazy ba?
Crazy ba.
Don't you say crazy ba?
It's a dialect.
Crazy ba.
Crazy bad, sure.
I don't know "crazy ba."
Aaah!!
Gently, ok?
It's an expression from the rural area my mom's from.
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
Work as a team and clear 1 stage
Endo Shozo
Hamada Masatoshi
Tanaka Naoki
Tsukitei Hosei
Matsumoto Hitoshi
The order of challengers is as seen here.
A line-up where the experienced gamers, Hosei and Matsumoto, are reserved for the end.
And
the game that the five will play is...
Will it connect from here?
It's Mario.
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
Oh, it's Mario.
Oh, so we just have to clear one stage, so...
You can do this.
Nice.
You can totally do this.
You're good.
You can go slowly, Endo.
Is it my turn?
Yeah, Endo is awful.
Stop
Stop.
It's my turn.
Nice pause.
Okay, then...
We do this until we clear it?
Yes, so, now,
Hamada, clear this stage.
It's in the middle, um... I've done ku...
It's because you repeated it.
Your words are messed up.
You don't need to repeat it.
It's to clear 1 stage with everyone.
Since you failed in the middle of it, I go next, and then...
Yeah, you're right.
Yes please, Hamada.
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
Kill yourself!
Have you ever stopped to think about what it's like for Mario!?
You, how was I supposed to know that you stopped it there?
All right already.
Didn't you see it? The mushroom moving towards you.
I didn't see it.
I thought I was all the way on the side.
Why would Mario just stand still there?
You're up, Tanaka. Hurry up.
This... Yamazaki and I are gonna have to do this.
It's just 1 stage. That's all.
Just 1 stage. Have you played this, Tanaka?
Forget 1 stage.
Nothing has even started yet!!
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
You're just in the garden area, here.
Avoid them.
Why are you running away?
You can just bypass it.
The turtle, the turtle!
Right, right.
You don't need to run away. That won't come back at you.
What if you hit it?
The question mark.
Wait, wait.
Whoa. You get bigger.
What was I supposed to do here?
Go up here. Jump, jump.
If you don't do it while you're right up against it...
Watch out there, the valley.
Don't go backwards.
Why were you looking at the pipe?
I don't know if I can do this.
You can.
Go all out and you can do it.
Tanaka's smiling a little bit.
What about the coin, Tanaka?
You can't get that, right?
Don't need it.
Forget the coins.
The squid!
There's a squid.
You can make it.
Were there squids in this?
Why are you going back?
No, then, what am I supposed to do?
Forward, go forward.
Go this way.
Go under the squid.
Were there squids in this, back then?
I don't think there were
squids this early on.
This might've been made just for this.
It's "Super Mario Maker",
so it's a game that has all the previous things in it.
It came out recently.
It's one of those where you create a course, right?
Isn't that going to be really hard?
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
Watch out!
Why do you look at the pipe?
Watch out for the squi-squids.
Watch out for them.
I got it.
Good, nice.
Nice.
Where are you supposed to go?
Can't do anything about that now. Wow, this is tough.
What is this?
This is really tough.
Whoa.
Hold on, wait.
This is quite brutal.
We're gonna need Hosei and Matsumoto to do this.
There was nothing like this.
Hold on, no, no...
But, I mean,
If we don't clear this, something bad's going to happen.
This means this is going to be a really hard stage.
If you get over there,
right? Then, there's that pole and it goes "beep."
Yeah, like a "beep."
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
It's back to here.
What!?
He hit it from the other side of the Goomba.
What are you doing?
No, no...
Aren't the controls kinda hard?
This is
totally impossible.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me do it for real.
This distance is no good, too.
That's true.
It's far away.
Try it in front, Endo.
In front?
A fresh start: they move in front of the screen. However...
And so, as if to get a fresh start, they move to in front of the screen and restart.
However...
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
Come on, let's go. You don't need to look at the pipe.
Endo quickly strikes out
Endo quickly strikes out.
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
Next, Hamada.
You're kidding me.
And then, Tanaka.
Why do you go back?
Watch out!
What are you doing?
You're too bad at this.
Beginner-level failures one after another
Basic-level failures one after another.
Hope rests on experienced gamer, Hosei
Will there be a comeback? Hope rests on the experienced gamer, Hosei.
Clear a course from "Super Mario Maker"
Challenge Sent from Kaijin Nijiuu Mensou
This part is all easy.
Right, you should just go up, quickly.
I see.
Can you break those blocks?
Nice.
Nice, nice.
That was nice.
There are, like, those question marks. Whoa.
A squid came out! What?
You fell so far!
You nose-dived really far.
Come on.
I feel sorry for Mario.
Mario was big and he just...
What was that..?
I've never seen a stage like that.
Do you wanna take a break here for now?
Let's stop for a bit.
Cool down for a bit.
The game is put on hold. To the desk drawers.
Yes.
Do something different first.
Yes. Do these in order.
Come back to these now.
Let's cool down.
Yes.
Then...
Oh, I have nothing.
What?
What... What is this?
There's no way there's nothing.
It's big.
What is this?
It's duralumin.
This is scary.
A mysterious duralumin case.
Is it heavy?
Well, it's not that heavy.
The electric shock that startles you is awful.
I'm gonna open it.
They're eyeglasses.
Eyeglasses.
What's this?
Could you try them on
just once?
These are amazing.
Amazing.
Super realistic novelty eyeglasses
Wow, amazing.
These are crazy.
He hasn't changed that much, but...
These are eyeglasses for Hamada, right?
No way.
If you...
wore those and went home,
that would freak out everyone.
They're really funny.
Amazing.
They're really funny.
These are amazing.
Such a sketchy face.
The color of the skin is the same.
Right, it's the color of Hamada's skin.
They actually matched the colors.
You don't know that. Someone try them on.
5 kinds of novelty eyeglasses
Endo, try one.
I don't think it's for us.
Try them on.
I don't think it'll match.
Whoa, that's scary.
Endo makes that face sometimes.
It's Endo.
The difference is so subtle.
It's not that different?
It's so subtle, I'm telling you.
There's no difference.
My face is like this sometimes?
Yeah, like that.
Ow, man, my leg.
That's really subtle.
It's really subtle.
Will it work for everyone?
Try one of them, Hosei.
Hello.
This is actually like Yama.
That's amazing.
It's not weird to see him with a face like that.
Amazing.
There are times when Hosei's face is like that.
Right?
It matches you.
It's funnier when it's subtler.
Is each one matched for a specific person?
It totally matched you.
Tanaka, you haven't put one on yet.
I'm kinda scared of this one.
Hello.
It's Tanaka.
It doesn't feel out of place at all.
Tanaka, those aren't funny at all.
That's the worst outcome.
We had a good flow of laughs going one after another, right?
You're right, everyone was laughing so much, yeah.
Yeah, everyone was laughing.
Even though you guys laughed that much for me
Maybe these are each of our eyes
"Oh, it's Tanaka" and that's it
Wait, are you serious?
No no no, it's not even...
That's definitely Tanaka
It didn't change at all
There's a mirror here, a mirror
When Tanaka put them on...
Why only Tanaka's doesn't look any different at all?
This isn't any different
Tanaka, look this way
Are you serious?
That's Tanaka
That is Tanaka
Try this
Pardon me
If it's this one, I think it'd be different
Yes
You think so?
Greetings
Good morning
This right here...
So scary
This one
This one's the one
This one
This is just...
So amazing...
This is the very bad Tanaka
Very bad
Is it?
That's our Tanaka
"Tanaka's such a bad guy!" is what people would say
Really?
Oh, so it's this one
I'm this one
This one is Hamada-san's
Oh so that's why there's five of them
That's mine?
This is Hamada-san's
They may each be ours respectively
Each of ours
Just perhaps!
Matching
Since there's five of them
They'd probably all suit Hamada pretty well
Here, Matsumoto-san's
Hamada-san would probably look the best by a mile
This one... I don't know whose
This is the best selection, I believe
Best for the each of us
You serious?
See, Endo's doesn't look very different
It really doesn't
This is the best
This is the best selection
Hello
This is...
Tanaka's...
That's no good
Tanaka's is too funny
This is pretty amazing
This is amazing
Tanaka's is just...
Tanaka, really though, you look like a really bad dude
If you go home like that,
"This year's 'No Laughing' must've been really stressful" is what they'll think
It'd be like...
You're right
"What happened at this year's gathering?"
Amazing
They'd ask, "Did something happen?"
This is amazing, seriously
Take that home with you
Are you serious?
What's going on..?
They'll think that you were deceived
Because you're bringing home that negative feeling from work
Tanaka, that's a good one for you
But... Oh, so it's this kind of pattern
You should take this with you
Oh, it's that powerful?
Yeah, because...
When you're scolding your kid
Like, "Come over here for a moment"
Yeah, when you scold your kid or something
At those moments when you're like, "Knock it off!"
When you tell them to stop it and they do it anyway
I heard from your mother
What do you think you're doing?
Is this okay?
This is definitely good
They'll definitely start crying
It's so good
Tanaka, that's really good
That is amazing
But I'm so jealous of Hamada-san!
Well, yeah
So good
Yes, this is a very fun item
Right because all of them were Hamada-san's
Alright then, Matsumoto-san
Nothing
Something's there
There's something
A DVD for Matsumoto-san?
No...
No, it's paper
It's a paper envelope
Mysterious Envelope
Again, it's...
That's probably it
Nothing else
A pattern of one item
One-item pattern
Then I'm going to take a look
I wonder what it is
Is it the Science Shock?
It looks like it's a command
Really?
Is it big?
Isn't it...
I wonder if this follows the pattern where only Matsumoto-san can look at it
10 Minute Joint Liability Card
Joint Liability Card
10 minute
Is it so difficult that you have to read it that carefully?
Your understanding with suffer...
Yes, that's right
It's really um... Yeah
Are we not allowed to look at it?
Should be okay for you guys to look, shouldn't it?
10 Minute Joint Liability Card
Explanation of the Rules
The item that came from Matsumoto's drawer
is the 10 Minute Joint Liability Card
Let us explain the rules
10 Minute Joint Liability Card Rules
Matsumoto
Hamada
Hosei
Endo
Tanaka
Card User
If this card is used
If any of the members except Matsumoto
LOL
Even if one person laughs
Punishment
As part of a joint liability, all four of them will receive punishment
For example, let's say Matsumoto-san uses this...
If Hamada-san laughs by himself, we also get the punishment
So therefore, none of us should laugh. However,
Supplemental Rule
If Matsumoto himself laughs,
he receives a punishment, as usual
Oh, I see
So I'm just the stand-alone
Yes, you're the stand-alone
Yes, but this...
In terms of probability, this isn't good
Then this card, I'll
use this when I please for the 10-minute duration
The use of the card causes
A certain man will experience hell
Later on, when the card is triggered
A certain man
will experience hell
4:30 PM
Detective Duties: 8 hours and 30 minutes
Right when everyone feels anxious about when that card will be used
Maybe I should use it
10 Minute Joint Liability Card
Joint Liability Card
10 Minute
So no matter who laughs, all of you get... Right?
Maybe right around now is the time to use it...
Huh?
Alright now
A new mission just came in
Truth is, from now, we're going to investigate a certain facility, but
Within the group, only the most superior person
Special Mission
Superior Detective Alone Will Do an Infiltration Investigation
may enter
So...
Only one person...?
Only one person
Even if you say "superior", I think everyone...
Hosei, that means you!!
You have to prepare, so could you come over here?
Wait a minute please
Why is it me?
You're the most superior one, so you're going to the next mission
I am?
Yep
What kind of investigation is it?
Yes, that's right
Whatever, just come. Let's go
No, I can't
It's okay, Hosei
Let's go
Good luck...
Hurry up, let's go
I'm only getting a bad feeling about this
Well, it's not like...
What is...
He's got a point there
Getting called out alone
What the hell
Didn't he just laugh?
He definitely did
Yes, he did laugh just then
Tanaka, you laughed too
No no, I should be safe
Tanaka laughed too
No, I'm safe, but Hosei-san laughed just then...
There's no way he'll be like, "I'm glad I went!"
Yes, that's absolutely right
In the past...
Just what the hell?
The Superior Detective's Infiltration Investigation Entails...
What is it that makes me "superior"?
The superior detective Hosei's infiltration investigation entails...
What is this?
Once you change, go back to the room
On the other hand, right at this moment
The 4 of them are resuming their game
In the room, they are resuming their game
21st Attempt
Tanaka Naoki
Kaijin Nijuu Mensou's Written Challenge
Clear one course on "Super Mario Maker"
Aghhh
Get up there
Right now, you can go
Ahh!
Good good
Wait a minute... Okay okay
Go now
JUMP!!
If you get to the next part...
Not that way, just keep going down, oh look at what you did
Land... Jump!
There's land down there, land
Whoa, looking good
Surprisingly, the newbie Tanaka establishes a new record
This part is what scares me
Just ignore them, ignore
Get up, get up!
There's still more to it
That looked like the end
What are you supposed to do here?
Oh man!!
Fire!!
Now...
Ah, you should've went
Where... What is the timing?
Now!
Oh, I'm sorry
One more time, one more time...
Now!!
Oh, that thing!
Get on that thing and go up!
What's this? Ah!!
That's dangerous! Watch out, they're coming!
Jump, big jump!
Just like that
The bullets are there!
Big jump!
Yes yes... The bullet!
JUMP!!
What do I do?!
Over there, you go...
Bullet, bullet, BULLET!!
You can jump on the bullet too, whichever
Go that way, that way!!
Go down
Bullet!!
You can jump on the bullet too
Why don't you go down there?
Hold on, down there?
Down... Below there
Hurry and get it...
What are you doing?!
That was so important
My bad
You were so close
I think I might've laughed
You were so close
Yes, I made it pretty far
No, but really, I can see what you have to do now
How did everyone get so good?
Just, like, give me a little break...
Yeah well, just now
I think I got too fired up
Alright then you're up, Hamada
Please, I think that was the homestretch
So, just like how he did before
22nd Attempt
Hamada Masatoshi
Kaijin Nijuu Mensou's Written Challenge
Clear one course on "Super Mario Maker"
I wonder why...
You didn't do anything!!
You didn't do anything at all!!
Never play this again
You're kidding, right?
Never touch the damn game again!!
For reals, never play this again, damnit
Is it still gonna take a while?
But gradually...
But I think we made it through a lot of it, I think
Oh, yes, I agree
About 80% of it?
We should've got there...
I definitely got 80% of it
Infiltration Investigation as Kekko Kamen
Notes: Kekko Kamen was originally a manga serialized in Shonen Jump in 1974. This hero is actually a girl who wears nothing but mask, gloves, and boots and fights the teachers at her school who torture students for sexual pleasure
He's laughing
They made you look horrible
Why do you look like you're crying?
That's just cruel
If you don't mind me asking, what happened to you?
What happened to me? This happened to me
I was told that I'm the superior one so go in this room
You're superior so please get changed
We are detectives so...
I don't get it either, you know
I don't understand the concept at all
Aren't you cold?
I feel very cold
If you laugh now, it's going to be a terrible situation for you
Yeah, definitely
How does your backside look?
Just completely naked
But this time
Even if you laugh, no one will know