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Rock-Paper-Scissors!
Ah, this...
Two...
we have two people, Hamada and Endo
Hamada put out scissors soit's Hamada's loss
Hamada put out scissors so it's Hamada's loss
Thanks
Shouldn't this mean we'd have to play again?
This is Rock-Paper-Scissors, after all.
In the end, we're playing rock-paper-scissors so
it's good that it's fair
Yes, we completed it in one round
It's Hamada-san
Let's do this the next time,
then we'll forgive it just that one time
It's this sort of rule
Why?
We'll do it according to the rule
We're playing again?
How gentle
Gentlemanly
This is a gentle order
Macchan you said it well!!
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors
Once 2 people are left,
we can then move to play normal Rock-Paper-Scissors
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors
No, this is different...
It becomes 1 person win
No, no, this is 1-loser...
Yes, 1-loser
Not 1-winner
No, no
That's strange!
I put out Scissors, and you guys put out Paper
Normally, it'd be my win
But Matsumoto-san was the one who said it
That it's over when 1 person is left
It's a loss if one person's left
Please!!
Yes, please!
You were the only one left
This...
This year too, we're watching this in the studio, right?
Yes, we'll all watch together
The guests will draw back, I believe
Why?
I put out scissors,
you guys put out paper
Why am I the loser?
The meaning, "only 1 person using a particular sign",
was hidden in the rule we decided
Endo, decide for us
The rule
Shall we go with naming it 1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors
instead?
1-person-left Rock Paper Scissors
We played 1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors
What did you think we played?
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors?
So shall we make the previous game invalid?
Yeah
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors?
I said "1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors" just now
we'll move to "1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors"
He said it
so...
Do over with "1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors"
1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors!
What to do in this situation...
It's you
Is it okay for me?
It was a pretty pattern
where only 1 person was left
It has been decided that Endo will be the one to remove the mask
Shall I remove it?
Yes, take it off
Why do I have to be the one to take it off when I'm the one who does not want to do it the most..?
You have to do it gently
I'm scared
As expected...
It's Hamada-san
This is clearly Hamada-san!!
How old is this Hamada-san?
Just so clear that it's Hamada-san
Phantom Thief X the First
As expected, it was like that
With the eyes uncovered, it suddenly became Hamada-san
That's right
I thought it was Hamada-san
For an instant, I wondered
but once the eyes were revealed...
Look,
if you do this,
no one will know who this is
Yeah, seriously.
Really?
Yes
It's the eyes
Fujiwara
This, do you know who this is?
It's me! No matter how you look...
Say something...
At least say something
A Hamada lookalike statue of Phantom Thief X the First
will later cause a great storm of trouble!!
The 5 did not know, but this statue will later create a great storm of trouble
Everyone, okay?
From now, um... our
Black...Gaasuu Blackluster Detective
Black... Gaasuu Blackluster Detective
Handed down the generations in Gaasuu Blackluster Detective Agency
Is training of the basic physical ability needed by detectives
Special training ...we're going
So put on your outer coats and let's go
Basic physical ability needed by Detectives
Special training to build that up
Basic physical ability?
Everyone, board the bus
They board the bus and head towards the training center
What awaits them..?
They board the bus and head towards the training center
What awaits them..?
They board the bus and start their journey. What awaits at their destination?
the five's new battle
curtain rises
The five's new
The curtain rises on the five's new battle
After a journey of 15 minutes
Everyone, we're almost at the special training facility
The Detective Agency's pride, the physical center
Certainly,
in their minds,
unpleasant memories surface
We're here, let's go
Everyone, let's go
Over here
we're here...
This, huh..?
Countdown to Hell
The special training's full particulars will be made clear
Everyone, over here
The training room's suddenly so old
Here
Training Center waiting room
Over here
You can't move around easily in those clothes so
Change into these training clothes here
there's no time so hurry up and change
What do you mean there's no time!?
Before physical training,
they change into clothes which are easier to move around in
They clad themselves in training clothes and prepare for the special training. Then...
A
sudden
alarm
goes
off
Black Oni intrudes
What is it?
Really, what the hell!?
So many came in
Your mouth's open
What's this?
So many?
Your mouth's open
The Black Oni squad
carried Matsumoto away
Feels like we'd bang into the wall the way you're carrying me
The Black Oni squad
carried Matsumoto away
At that time, if we had stopped them,
we wouldn't need to do this tag game?
To save that guy,
we have to run around, right?
Let's go
Finally...
Okay
Shouldn't there be an age limit or something
for this?
Something like a Senior class
Until 45 years old
The stage where they will be using for basic physical training is...
Until 45 years old...
Wah!
It's vast!!
Yeah, it's spacious
Really spacious place
Spacious
Wow, spacious
We don't need such a vast space
It's a baseball field !!
94m by 94m Baseball field
tells of the harshness
This large and spacious 94m by 94m baseball field tells of the harshness of the training
Can you guys line up here?
How spacious!
Now, the special training you will undergo is this!!
You sure never get sick of this segment, huh!?
Yeah, every year, every year
From now, it's okay to laugh but
if you get caught by the Oni
chasing after you,
a harsh punishment will be meted out
We know that already
Why?!
Together with the start, several will enter play
Several Oni will enter play at the start
The number will continue to increase every 20 minutes
Absolutely No Getting Caught
Detectives
The curtains rise on Absolutely No Getting Caught: Detectives
And so
If it's only you guys who are
old men, it can't be considered training
Then just don't conduct this training
Yeah, we know we're old
so we called in a special guest
Special guest?
It's this person!!
Please enter!!
Helper
Yagira Yuuya
Helper
Yagira Yuuya
It's Yagira!
I'm Yagira Yuuya. Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Why are you here?
An awesome person has appeared
I'm a big fan of Gaki no Tsukai
Though I'm feeling nervous, please take care of me
No, no, no
this sort of program
Yeah
You're not a person who should participate in this sort of program
Do you know what it is we're doing here?
Yes, I know. I watch every year.
Seriously?
No, no, no
Seriously? An amazing person has arrived...
First appearance on a variety program
Yagira Yuuya participates!!
Actor, Yagira Yuuya, is taking part. He will later get to know the scariness of variety shows
Thus,
I will now explain the specifics of the Special Training
Firstly, look over there
There!
Ah, he's already there
Matsumoto-san
While running from the Oni, they need to find the key to the confinement room
While running from the appearing Oni, they need to find the key to the confinement room, and rescue Matsumoto
Matsumoto will get punished if the wrong key is used.
Explanation's finished?
Ready?
Yagira-kun
Please say a few words of enthusiasm
I'll find the key!!
I'll find the
I'll find the key!!
Oh~ good.
Let's find the key!
Let's end this quick
Training... start!
Start of the Physical Training
It's coming! What will be the first one?
Slipper
Wah! Run!
Wait a bit...
Wait wait
I said wait
Okay okay Hamada-san got caught
You said "Okay okay", you...
This was a serious blow
Definitely
It was a serious blow this time as well.
It hurts!
This year too, Matsumoto is relaxing alone
No such thing as "relaxing"
Again...I can't take it?
How was it, Hamada-san?
Really, this is super painful
This'll cause a concussion
Seriously?
The second Oni enters
Harisen (Paper fan) is coming!
Harisen
Run!!
It'd be really painful, really painful
Hard to escape from that...
Hard to escape
Harisen
No
Hosei-san!
Your hat!
That's going to hurt... That is going to hurt.
That really hurts...
That's going to hurt... That is going to hurt.
Damn, that hurts...
It really hurts!
Yagira-kun, be careful, okay, because they're going to come out, one after another
What shall we do, if we don't go forward?
We will only be able to run around this area
That's true
Uh-oh, here comes a Harisen
Harisen
Right, he's locked on!
Locked on Yagira
He's seen him
Yagira-kun has been targeted!
Damn he's fast
Damn, he's not like us...
So different to us...
Oh wow, he's fast...
Wow, he's fast...
Uh-oh, but he's in trouble!
He got caught
It's going to hurt!
Poor thing...
He's like Japan's upcoming actor...
Let's go about this with good teamwork...
I saw before, like you...
Can I say this?
shoved Tanaka towards them...
Hosei sold Tanaka out
When the Harisen came out just now...
Hosei shoved me so hard towards them...
towards the Harisen...
Did you push him?
Yes
He admitted it straight away
I thought if he got hit, I would be safe
Let's not do that kind of thing...
Can I do it though when it's something I really don't want to do?
What an amazing face...
Just amazing...
But if we start thinking like that, we all don't want certain things...
That's what I hate about being in a group, personally...
But seriously, we need to find a place to hide
That's true
Sorry guys, I'm splitting up with you guys.
Okay, let's find the key
Look at him by himself, trying so desperately,
Hosei goes to hide himself
because he doesn't want to get caught, I really want people like him to get caught...
I do not want to become a senpai like him...
So true, I hate Hosei-san when he's like this...
Go run in different directions!!
Hamada-san, a Oni has just come...
Harisen
Oni is going from behind to get Hosei
Go and scatter yourselves!
Please try and find the key yourself too!
Yeah...
Yes yes yes...
Good good good...
But seriously...
Are you going to be okay by yourself?
There's one coming, isn't there!?
I could tell by your eyes!
Damn, he found out!
I could tell by your eyes!!
There was one coming just now, wasn't there!?
I got it!!
How the hell did he find out!?
I figured it out
from your line of sight!
It's coming over here
It's coming here
Please, man...
Uh-oh...
They're in trouble
They're in big trouble
They're in serious trouble
The Harisen guy looks quite tired...
Oh, he's been caught
He gets caught because he does that kind of shit
Exactly
That's karma...
like what comes around goes around...
Hamada-san suddenly started talking...
Unnaturally...
Really..?
Hamada-san...
He was trying to speak to take my mind off it
and trick me
Yeah, Endo was next to me going:
"There's one coming... There's one coming..."
I was like "Oh right"
But seriously, I think we need to improve our teamwork...
That was a bit crap of all of us...
What's wrong with your ear?
Umm, I... I'm really sorry but
I don't think I can carry on...
My ear got whacked by the Harisen...
He used the same shit excuse 16 or 17 years ago...
That was also the Oni Gokko in the Gymnasium...
He said the EXACT same thing!
But this could be serious...
What? When he hit it?
Nothing's wrong with it...
Yeah, it hit my ear
and my ear is ringing right now...
Maybe your ear drum just went...
Oh definitely...
I seriously can't hear anything, nothing at all
I seriously can't hear anything, nothing at all...
For real..?
Yeah yeah...
But you're replying really well...
Hosei's lie quickly gets figured out
What a crap trick...
What are you on about..?
to get figured out with
The terrifying Oni Gokko
The skating princess appears!!
But we need to get over there
and find the treasure chest...
Tanaka, go to the stands
and see if the treasure chest is there
Tanaka goes to the stands alone
Go, we'll let you know if a Oni comes...
Please do!
It might take a while by himself
So Yuuya, can you go from the other side?
That's true
Yagira goes to the other side of the stands
Go check the other side of the stands for the treasure chest
Matsumoto is confused by the sudden greetings
Okay, Hamada-san
It is weird though, right?
I'm going to go over there...
Like it wasn't really the time or place...
Endo goes to see the outer stands
Yeah, you never know
Man, I'm quite hot...
I'm going to leave it here...
I'm going to leave it with you
Coincidentally sees a Oni on his break
Baseball bat
You're kidding me!!
Is this seriously happening!?
You're kidding me!!
Surely this isn't happening!?
There was one over there?
I guess it was hiding...
It was hiding...
The Oni was also like "what?"...
Damn, that hurts...
Damn that made such a loud sound!
Oh shit, that hurts!
Guys!!
I have found a treasure chest!!
They find a key
Finally, they find a key
There it is
They make their way to Matsumoto
Matsumoto-san
We've found the key
This is this year's guest...
The guest..
Nice to meet you, my name is Yagira Yuuya
Oh, hello there...
I'm counting on you...
Open it up for him
Go for it...
You hadn't met up close yet...
Let's get this over with quickly...
If this just opens, we're done with it...
Yeah, it'll be the end
Oh dear... It's the wrong one
You're saying like it's no big deal,"Oh, it was the wrong one"...
You're saying it like it's no big deal, "Oh, it was the wrong one"...
Matsumoto to receive punishment
Yuuya, just come down
He's going to receive his punishment now
Again this year...
Oh man, this sucks...
Obachan
It's tough to even look back
There she is...
Hip shaker Obachan...
I don't want to
look behind me...
There she goes, she's shaking it...
She's still got it
Still on active duty
She's a grandma, you know?..
Amazing...
An actor who's participated in the Cannes film festival gets excited
by the live Obachan
What the hell is with this moment..?
This is harsh...
So gentle...
Punishment is a nose lick
The nose...
She's started with the nose...
He got his nose licked pretty hard...
It's warm though...
Still on active duty
How's the nose?
She licked my nose...
Um...
She really does smell of someone who has lived a long time
He won't say it clearly... But I bet it stinks
Guys, seriously
This is weird...
Like let's finish this in the next one or two goes...
Of course, that's what we are aiming for...
Of course...
Of course
As soon as you guys found that key...
I could hear noise from behind there
The Obachan was getting ready...
Yeah...
We get it...
20 minutes since the start...
We are increasing the number of Oni...
More Oni come out
They search outside the baseball field...
Shall we go over there?
Where are you, treasure chest?
This went on for ages...
It wouldn't be in the bus, would it..?
Check it, just in case...
I will go ahead
Okay...
That's freaky...
You're kidding me...
You would react like that...
What the hell..?
What the hell is this..?
He got caught inside the bus!
Hosei-san did...
Hosei-san got...
Wait...
What was it?
Hamada-san!
Balloon festival..?
Balloon festival
Balloon festival?
Yeah, it says balloon festival
For real?
Yeah...
Wait...
But it's a "festival" so it might be something fun
Oh yeah, you never know, it might be something fun...
What is that?
Holy shit, what a fatty...
Balloon festival...
300 balloons...
What is this?
He's going to float away..?
What?
Wait, this is actually scary...
Oh, I get it...
It's, like, his thing, something he has to take with him as he runs
Oh, I get it!
They'll know where you are straight away
Oh damn, man...
Balloons make him easier to find
This is so annoying...
Please don't come near us
Otherwise they'll know where we are!
They'll find out our location too!
What is this?!
Please wait for me!
No, otherwise they'll know where we are
Hosei-san!
This is to make sure they know where you are...
Yeah, that's right
The branches, the branches...
It's going to hit
They caught onto the branches...
This is the worst!
It really is
It is
It's seriously the worst
Oh but seriously...
Shall we head back to the grounds?
Hosei hides himself among the balloons
That's not a bad idea...
and you're going to try and trick them?
What the hell is Hosei-san doing..?
It's impossible though I guess, while Hosei-san has that on
I see, you're going to hide among the balloons?
Secret move: Hiding among balloons
He's hiding himself among the balloons
I can use this to my advantage...
I'm going to hide...
Oh shit...
There's something there
Worst case scenario, when I can't run away...
But if you do it too much...
It'll just explode...
Loads will just burst and then...
Who is it?
What does it say?
Who is this?
Who?
Who, what is it?
Panda
It says panda...
Wait what, what is panda?
There's another panda which has just arrived
Oh I see, panda...
Oh, this is quite tough...
Tanaka always has this done to him...
Yeah, again this year..
Yeah...
I would hate this so much...
What a pain in the ass...
That is awful...
This face thing has become...
This face thing has become literally like my thing
Every single year...
Your balloons are useless!
You didn't hide...
I did hide!!
I did hide!
Let's not fight...
Sorry...
He gets angry so quickly, like this year, you have been...
No no no...
Yeah, what's wrong, man?
You're so grumpy!
That's not true, I'm sorry!
Yeah, seriously...
I'm so sorry
Please go find it, the treasure box
Okay, let's seriously look for it
We probably need to go around and over there
Okay, let's go
We probably need to go around and over there
Okay, let's go
That's true, I guess...
They resume their search
Let's go over there
It's really not anywhere we have looked for it...
How's it going?
Nope...
Not here, nope
Harisen
Nothing here
Holy shit, they're really coming after us
They're really running towards us
It looks like they're coming, they're coming
They're coming
There's still more of them..?
Harisen and slipper!
Slipper
Harisen and slipper!
This is bad
Slipper
Secret move: Balloon hiding jutsu!
It's not something to go "Ohhh" about...
What the hell, you guys..?
Definitely not something to "Ohhh" about...
The Oni is bewildered
Wow, amazing
What is Hosei-san doing?
What the hell is he doing..?
He's fighting him...
He's properly fighting him...
He's fighting him so he doesn't get smacked...
He's using the balloons to desperately try and save himself...
He's using the balloons..?
Man he's really fighting...
He got away!!
It's a rare animal...
Of course he will get caught again...
Damn that's amazing...
He's doing well
He's serious
Hosei-san is serious...
Balloons are popping one after another...
And his face!!
His face...
His face is really something!
His face!
Slipper
His face...
His face is so funny
He's got the string wrapped around himself
The look of desperation
Damn, that's scary
Wow, this is really amazing
It really is amazing
Come on!!
Come on, Hosei-san!
Great fight, great fight!
Come on, come on!
Do your best!
One after another popping...
And here comes the backup...
Here comes the backup...
Hosei-san, another one has arrived
Baseball bat
This is awful
They really are popping one after another
They're popping one after another!
This is amazing
What the hell is this..?
It's like a gun fight...
Wow...
What the hell is this?
They're double-teaming you!
I literally have no idea
I don't know what to look at right now...
It's like a fireworks display...
It's just fireworks...
He's...
It's a fireworks display
He's dead
That was amazing
Hosei-san...
Damn, that's scary...
What an ugly sight...
That is scary...
Great fight, it was a great fight
Yeah it was...
Damn, you were fighting so hard, huh?
We were supporting you from the bottom of our hearts
I nearly got away...
Yeah that's right
If it was just against the slipper guy...
Shall we split up once...
and find the treasure box?..
Okay, then we will also...
Some of you go over there...
Okay, here I go...
Okay I will go this way...
It really was like that anime DVD from before...
So you do actually do that...
Just as the anime said...
I feel a bit of spite about this...
Where could it be...
Yeah, we really can't find it...
What the hell is that?
What?
Why?
Time Bomb
It said "Time Bomb"
Hang on a second...
What the hell is "Time Bomb"?
Seriously, what the hell!?
Oh, he's taking the balloons off him
Maybe he's a good guy
It says "Time Bomb" though...
Here comes another one...
Oh shit...
That's scary, man...
That is...
WHAT THE FUCK!?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE
Now THIS, I cannot do! I can't do this!
This is seriously bad...
I don't want a time bomb!!
This is really bad...
Wait!
They're setting it up...
Guys, please...
Be by my side...
Die with me...
This is bad, they're setting the time bomb
Please die with me!
Please be next to me at the end,
I beg you!
No way...
you're going to explode...
You're definitely going to blow up!
Hosei-san, I'm sorry!
Please!
You've only got one minute!
Oh yeah!
Hosei-san, I'm so sorry!
Hey!
No way.
No way!
Hey
Please!
Help me!
Help me!!
Endo!
I'm sorry!
This is my once-in-a-lifetime wish!
Please!
Come here!
I'm so sorry, Hosei-san, but...
Please!
I'm sorry!!
You'll end up getting blown up too...
Wait...
You don't know what's going to happen so damn, that would be scary...
Only 25 seconds left!
25 seconds left!
25 seconds?!
Another 25 seconds?
No, I can't!
They got me!
Go over there!
My foot!
My foot!!
Don't come towards me!
My foot!
How many more seconds?!
My foot!!
How many more seconds??
You're walking fine
What the hell is wrong with you..?
He's definitely lying...
It's going to explode...
Stop shouting "my foot"!
Damn that's scary
Like 10 seconds or so
No no no, that's so scary
That's so scary...
How many more seconds?!
Oh shit!
What the hell..?
What is this..?
It would be scary though...
That pisses me off...
You would be scared...
That's so annoying!
Time since the beginning of the training
40 minutes
More Oni appear
Increasing the number of Oni
Hamada-san, please come here...
Endo's Mom
Oh, them again...
Hamada-san, please come here...
Here we go again...
I don't know what they actually did to you...
Please come and relax...
You just went with them...
Yeah, you just went with her...
Hamada-san just...
Got kidnapped..?
Hamada-san just got caught
Yeah, he got kidnapped
He just went in though with no fight...
Maybe he wasn't kidnapped then...
They took me in!!
There was a woman
It might have been a female
Oh, hello there!
Endo Family
Welcome!
You're here again!?
Yes we are...
How are you..?
First things first, greetings after 1 year apart
Hello...
Hello there...
You've really been great to us and all...
No no no, not at all...
You must be tired today...
I mean, yes of course...
Please... Sit down here...
Please...
Please do
Your legs are so tense...
Well I have just been running around...
Have you gotten thinner?
Umm, no I don't think so...
I know you're relaxing and all and it is a bit rude but...
I want to talk to you about something...
Shozo really isn't getting along
with Hirunandesuno's
Nanchan at all...
She really doesn't like him apparently...
What the hell is this..?
Mother worries about her 44-year-old son
Really?
Why is she always so worried about me..?
You know, Tanaka Na-chan is on that program LIFE...
with Uh-chan...
I believe that's with Uh-chan...
Yes...
and since he's good friends with Uh-chan...
I was thinking maybe she should work with Uh-chan instead of Nanchan...
This is ridiculous!
So ridiculous...
I think he's fine, being on Hirunandesu...
Do you think so?
Thank you so much...
YOSHA!!
YOSHA!
Hamada-san! To End...
I will massage
between your legs!!
OW OW OW OW!!!!!
GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA!!
What the hell..?
What the hell was that..?
He's getting beaten the shit out of...
GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA!!
YOSHA!!!
What the hell is with your family?
ONE DOWN!!
Seriously...
They really are something...
Here he comes...
Great job...
They appeared...
They appeared..?
They appeared again...
They appeared again..?
Your...
Again?!
Tell them, man!
Seriously...
I'm scared of my family...
Meanwhile...
Matsumoto waits...
The oldie gets sick of waiting...
So this is how it is...
Damn, that's scary!!
Front of the locker rooms
So that's how it is in there...
Damn, that was scary...
Yagira searches the locker room
Damn, this looks scary
Yeah it is...
I've found it!!
I've found it, awesome!
Awesome!!
Slipper
AHHHHH!!!
Damn that's scary!
AAHHHH!!
AAAAHHH!!
Of course you would be shocked...
AAAAAHHHH!!!
Damn, that would've hurt
AAAHHHH!!
Someone just got...
Who was that??
That was...
Damn, that hurt!
So that's the kind of noise he makes
He's going like AAAAA-N!
I've found it!
They found a key!
Right then...
They found a second key
And run back to Matsumoto...
Matsumoto-san...
We found it
Here I go!