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Team Gaki Presents
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He's pretending to be cute
Who were you doing that for?
Yeah, what's with the trying to be cute?
And who were you doing it for?
Who was I doing it for?
My wife!!
Right, let's check the pictures now, here they are!
I don't really even want to see them...
Wow...
They're all the same!
All of them!
Shit, that's scary!
Damn, that's scary
Damn!
It's not changing!
This is not good...
It's all the same...
Yeah you're right...
It just looks like a curtain design
4 and 5 are amazing
And 2 and 3...
This is a commemorative photo
It's so bad!
It's actually amazing though
It is right?
Yeah, he literally has not moved positions...
I did move!
Please hold on a second...
4 5 and 7 please!!
It's the exact same!
It's the 3 brothers!
Their numbers increased by one!
They're triplets!
I don't understand the 'expression' of that face...
Next up is...
Try and find out who is talking under the sweater!
Find the man
speaking under
the sweater!
One team hides their mouths
and one of them has to say the word that is given to them
The other team then has to guess who said it
and if they get it right, they get 10 points.
If they get it wrong, the other team gets 10 points
Ok then, first up is Team Okada!
Decide who is going to say the word...
First up-Team Okada
First up- Team Okada
We will decide now then...
This will be so easy...
Bobby will be too easy to guess...
So we can take two of them out of the equation...
Have you decided,
captain Okada?
You have? Okay, if the other team could turn around for a second.
Now then
The person who will talk, please reveal yourself
Team Okada
Person to speak: Bobby Orogon
Ok guys, turn around.
Right then, Team Okada's subject will be this...
It's Sakana-kun.
Subject
Sakana-kun
Right then, let's get on with it...
3..2..1 go!
*&*&^£&£*£$&...
Damn their voice is small!!
I couldn't really hear...
It's got to be Hosei-san or Matsumoto-san...
Please can you say it louder...
Yeah it's got to be
Please say 'Arigatou Gyo-zaimasu'!
Here we go
Arigyato gyozaimasu!
Bobby?
We all have different opinions
That's great, they're not sure at all!
One more time
Ok, please do it once more!
Arigyato gozaimasu.
Right, please decide and answer
Please give us your answer!
Hosei-San
Team Miyasako FAIL
Right
Who was the one speaking then?
And it was...
BOBBY!!
Answer
Bobby Orogon
Bobby, you were awesome!
It was Bobby...
He did so well
Yeah he was really good.
I was so nervous!!
He was good, wasn't he?
WASN'T HE!!
What is he on about?..
Right, Team Miyasako, please decide who will speak for you
Medama Oyaji
Subject:
The person to speak for Team Miyasako: Sekine Tsutomu
Person to speak : Sekine Tsutomu
Team Miyasako
He will speak as Medama Oyaji from Gegege no Kitaro.
Subject
Medama Oyaji
Right then, the subject is Medama Oyaji
You can't cheat and speak together, okay?
yeah
Right then, Medama Oyaji in
3..2..1.. Go!
You're meant to be Medama Oyaji...
The 2nd guy looks...
Medama Oyaji please
We have to be able to hear what you're saying..
...rou
Only one person is meant to speak, you know?..
More than one person just spoke!!
HEY!!
That's not right!!
Hey, you!
What the hell are you doing!?
This guy...
This guy wasn't the person who was meant to talk
and he just accidentally spoke...
Damn...
Hamada-san!
Please get yourself together!!
Damn, that was a shock!
He wasn't meant to say anything
And they knew it was you speaking...
Yeah, I thought straight away 'It's Hamada'...
He just said 'rou'..
Funashii
Subject:
The guys get themselves together, Fujimoto will now speak
Person to speak : Fujimoto Toshifumi
Team Miyasako
His subject is funashii
Subject
Funashii
Ok then, let's hear Funashii then...
I think it was Fujimon...
Can you speak a little bit more...
Yeah okay
Please say 'Nashijiru Bushaa'
Okay, go ahead!
Hamada-san just
don't bother trying...
No one thinks at all that you're doing it!!
We don't need your little tricks...
Yeah, it's never going to be him...
Right then, are we good?
You've decided?
Fujimon
Team Okada get 10 points!
Team Okada get 10 points
I mean...
Because of Hamada-san's slip up...
I don't think anything we would have done would have worked...
12:30pm- 4 hours 30 minutes since the start
Guys
Our chief inspector
who was on a business trip has just returned
So let's all go and say hello to him
The chief huh?
The legendary detective
They will now go and greet him
They now go to see the legendary detective
Who is this person?..
This is the chief's room right here.
Don't be rude to him, okay?
Here we go then...
Excuse us
Can you guys just go and line up over there...
Chief's room
Oh, over here?
Hmm, it seems he hasn't returned yet...
Kindaichi Kosuke
Ishizaka Kouji
Sorry for
making you wait...
No way...
I mean yeah, he's meant to be a legendary detective...
Yeah of course...
Damn
He's a legendary detective...
I mean I guess yeah...
He's the legendary detective...
Yup...
Since you came here...
I don't want to say it's my speciality or anything...
I would like to do a bit of Reasoning
Chief Kindaichi's speciality: Reasoning
First up is Endo-san...
You are a comedian but in March this year...
Just to make a profit, you made a songand released it onto a CD, right?
Just to make a profit, you made a song and released it onto a CD, right?
Right?..
I believe the title was 'Someday of Stardom'
Someday of Stardom
That was the film Tanaka was in
and they asked me to sing a song...
I see, so you took part in that
Yes I did...
And that song got downloaded once on iTunes
And got 1 download on a smartphone...
And got 1 download on a mobile phone
So in the 9 months since March, it's been downloaded 3 times...
I felt awful there...
3 downloads in 9 months?
Damn, I really do need to do better...
When we think of Matsumoto-san, excuse me here...
What magnificent blonde hair you have...
But in the past, when a comedian died his hair blonde
did you not label him as scum?
and I've also heard this story from one of your juniors
That you went to Sanrio Land
with your daughter this one time
And you were in the car, trying to get your daughter all excited
Everytime you saw a factory, you'd say
Hey, is that Sanrio Land?
And when you saw some laundry, you'd say
"Is that Kitty's clothes?"
You are the person they call 'The God of laughter' right?
I do understand you were trying to get her excited but
your performance is just so...
This is really horrible...
And here we have...
Let's see
This is actually a story I heard from your son
Your wife said, "I made meat stir fry, so heat it up and eat it"
So then you heated up the meat stir fry
Eventually, as you wandered around here and there
You got hungry
"Why isn't there a side dish for the rice!!" you say
And then you ate egg over rice*
*Note: Egg over rice is just raw egg on rice, usually with soy sauce. It's known for being a poor or lazy meal
You had meat stir fry, didn't you?
You even heated it
I beg of you...
You even microwaved it
What happened, Hamada-san?
???
It's because you were tired
That's exactly right
How disappointing...
"How disappointing"???
Thank you very much
Five hours into their detective duties
Detective Duties: 5 hours
It's time for lunch and everyone's been looking forward to it, but
Well, with that, I think I can keep saying it
Is that so
Alright everyone
I'm sure you're getting hungry right about now?
Here it is
At this detective's agency
Ah, this again
For those that can do it, a gourmet meal
I hate this one the most
For any deadbeats, a shabby meal
We've had enough...
For any deadbeats, a shabby meal
I suck at this
This is what I hate the MOST
The food you get will be based on how well you do
I really suck at this
The food you get will be based on how well you do
This is the one I forgot to mention
It's that time, huh
This person will be in charge
Come in please!
It's that person, right?
It's that one guy with the same name as the bullet train stop, right?
Here he is
Good job everyone
Seriously, stop coming every single year
Shinagawa Shoji
Note: "Shinagawa" is one of the stops that the bullet train makes in Tokyo, thus Matsumoto's joke
Shinagawa Hiroshi
Your face doesn't change at all
Seriously
Always the same, every year
It's the bullet train station guy
I always get a weird sweat because of your damn segment
And so, in this challenge, you will be betting your wunch... Lunch for...!!
Huh?
You can't even speak right
Really, what's wrong with you?
Hamada-san, please...
We aren't in a normal place!!
What a pain in the ass
We aren't in a normal place
He's become someone who laughs so easily
Is this fun for him maybe?
Are you having fun?
No no no
Are you just plainly having fun?
No no no
He fumbled his words so...
Are you just plainly having fun?
Well, at that time, I...
Go over to Lumine the Yoshimoto!!
Note: Lumine the Yoshimoto is a comedy theater in Tokyo where an audience can watch live performances
Eh?
Me?
Me too?!
What is going on?
You can't help but laugh...
Really, you, the limit...
Downtown, what's going on with you guys?
Gently, alright?!
Do it gently, okay?
Then let's get going
As of now, in this challenge, you will be betting your lunch for this...
I don't want to do this...
Praise it!
Praise it! Sing it! Culinary Improv Idol Parody Song!
Sing it!
Culinary Improv
Idol Parody Song
From the Showa era*
Note: The Showa era spans from 1926 to 1989
Idol... Song...?
This year is idol songs!
Praise By Improv Idol Song
Shinagawa will designate one of the five and
a card with a name of a dish will be presented
The rules are
Hamada-san!
Shinagawa will designate one out of the five guys and
Ramen
a card with a name of a dish will be presented
The designated person, with the melody of a certain idol song,
must praise that dish by improvisational performance
The designated person, with the melody of a certain idol song,
must give praise to that dish through a song performance
As an example, Fujiwara will perform
The theme song will be Tahara Toshihiko's hit song,
Theme Song
Dakishimete Tonight is the melody for the song of praise
"Dakishimete Tonight" (Hold Me Tonight)
If you would!
Dakishimete Tonight
Subject
Broiled eel over rice!
Broiled eel over rice
Ahh I become so energetic, when I eat eel, in an instant
The sauce with the secret formula... Uh... Um, goes well with rice... Errr... I'm sorry...
You suck, you really suck
That was awful, can't you do it properly?
Please do it properly
That's just cruel!!
How could you forget how to do the example?
There is no damn reason to get hit because of this!!
This year's is terrible!!
This is terrible!
This year's is terrible!!
Why do I gotta suffer for this?
Apologies
This goes to show how difficult it is
Do it properly!!
Theme Song
Praising to the melody of
Nagisa no Balcony (Matsuda Seiko - 1982)
Waiting on the balcony by the shore, before long, the morning wraps the two of us with a veil of mist
I love you so love you don't let go of me, mmm... I love you
The first theme song is "Nagisa no Balcony" (Balcony by the Shore)
Let's first listen to the original
This is fairly long
So damn long!
This is pretty long
We don't need this part
Wow, so long
Too long!
Starting with Tanaka!! If you would please
Here it is!
Go, Tanaka
Here I go!!
Let's do it perfectly
Music start!!
Nagisa no Balcony
Subject
Tsukemen! (Dipping ramen noodles)
Tsukemen
With all my heart, I want to dip, smoothly scooping, want to use my left hand smoothly too, both hands smoothly scooping
This is good
This is pretty good
Tomorrow, today, day after tomorrow I'll eat mmm... I love you
He's completely...
Terrible at singing, isn't he?
Yes!
What the hell is that?
The last... The last... You didn't change the last bit at all
The last bit didn't change
It was good, right?
This passes
No way!
It passes!!
"I love you"?!
Doing it like this is okay?!
But wait!
But wait, it was fine, right?!
Gently, okay?
The lyrics didn't stick to me
There's an issue with your singing capabilities!!
That's right
Singing capabilities is a different matter!!
This is the level of quality that we're maintaining this year, right?
Well, this was very...
Right?!
The feeling from "Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I want to eat"
It was good, wasn't it?
When you say, "you," just who are you talking to?
Tsukemen!!
You completely talked casually just now!!
No! That was not what it was...
No, not at all
You said, "Tsukemen! Tsukemen!"
You're way too excited!!
Why is it just me?
You're really excited
You were laughing...
My junior talks to me casually and I get the out
GENTLY!!
I SAID GENTLY, DIDN'T I?!
Theme Song
Nagisa no Balcony
Matsuda Seiko - 1982
Tsukitei Hosei
Next up is Hosei to take on the song of praise!
Nagisa no Balcony
Subject
Cold tofu!
Cold tofu
Please grill my tofu, just for me, grill my cold tofu, I beg of y...
Why the hell
Grilled cold tofu...
No no no
That's not right
I don't get it
You and I, with soy sauce mmm... Let's eat cold tofu
What does that even mean?
Don't understand it from the beginning
That is an out
That's an out!
What the hell is he even saying?
Grilled cold tofu?
What do you mean by "Grilled"?
You don't heat it
From the opening, it completely became a song about grilled tofu
Yeah, seriously
What are you saying?
Theme Song
Nagisa no Balcony
Matsuda Seiko - 1982
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Next up for the challenge is Matsumoto
But before that
I say this every year, but
Putting the name of the dish in the song is pretty lame!!
Yes, I agree
What do you mean by "pretty lame"?
By that logic,
Even if you say that
You make it so that you know what dish it is without the dish name in the song
Yes, just like that
Logically, okay?
I'd like it done like that
Even in famous songs, there are times when the title isn't in it
So then
Matsumoto-san, you must feel very confident about this
And now, Matsumoto-san
Matsumoto-san, you must feel very confident about this
That's right, huh?
Let's not include the title
Such confidence
Nagisa no Balcony
Subject
Crab omelette on rice
Shower me with that endless thick gravy, dripping from my shoulder, drip drip from the back of my neck, you should shower in it too, shower
That's not right
What the hell are you saying?
Crab omelette on rice, crab omelette on rice, crab omelette on rice, crab omelette on rice... Drink up the gravy til it's gone
He said it, he just said it
Crab omelette on rice?!
He said it 3 times
Said it 3 times
PERFECTION
Perfection, thank you!!
That is an OUT
Perfection, thank you!!
That was no good, right Shinagawa-san?
What do you mean by, "Perfection, thank you!!"...?
Well... You know
"Crab omelette on rice" was said four times!!
That's right!
I wonder if you were singing from the perspective of the crab omelette on rice...
Exactly
I wonder if you were singing from the perspective of the crab omelette on rice...
For crab omelette on rice, the eggs are poured over...
That's a good point
And then becomes the omelette...
Why are you showering yourself with the crab omelette gravy?
Because I couldn't think of a damn thing!
It wasn't bad
Let's not make it tense here...
This heated battle for lunch gets even more fierce in the second half
Detective Duties: 5 hours 15 minutes
Theme Song
TOKIO Sawada Kenji - 1980
Praising to the melody of
Flying in the sky, the city is flying, pierce through the clouds becoming a star
Fan the flames, tear through the darkness, the super city comes soaring in
TOKIO TOKIO while embracing the two of us, TOKIO TOKIO is flying in the sky
The theme song is
Sawada Kenji's hit
It's TOKIO
It's so fast
So fast
The song itself is difficult too
It's long
It really was
This part, here
This part's so good
This part, it'd be great if you could make your song really good here
This is damn hard
The tempo's gone up
Theme Song
TOKIO
Sawada Kenji - 1980
Hamada Masatoshi
First is Hamada
Can he keep up with the faster tempo?
Subject
Pork cutlet rice bowl!
Pork cutlet rice bowl
There is pork cutlet, the coating is sealed with the egg, the pot is... Uh... It's there
What's it, what's it, whaaat is this? What... What is this? Pork cutlet rice bowl, this is pork cutlet rice bowl bowl
Come on, hurry
Open the door, open it
Get the hell out, get out
This is an out, right?
Yes!
What are you doing??
That was just... Amazing...
What is this movement?
What are you trying to do?
That was amazing
I don't know what the hell is going on!
That was terrible
What the hell was with the 'I'm doing it'..
I was going from the perspective of a server
A server?
"W~hat is this"
W~hat is this?
A server!?
That's really weird!
A server!?
A server would make something and say "What is this"?
A server would never say "What is this"
This is bad!
W~hat is this
How many times are you gonna say it!?
A server
makes the food
then says "What is this"?
Don't get sucked in
There's no server on earth that's like that!!
W~hat is this~
Who's line is that?
The manager!
A manger would say that?
Even though he made it?
Isn't that fucked up?
Him in the store going "W~hat is this~"
Even though he made it
He suddenly forgot what he made
Just in the store
Enough already!
Loitering around
The first part was just...
I know...
What an amazingly
stupid server!
He was saying 'What is this' and then
at the end says 'It's this'...
I know...
He just suddenly got his sanity back
His memory just went a bit...
Oh, so he remembered it at the end?
That's it!
Damn, age is scary...
But that does happen I guess...
He remembers the recipe!
Put bread crumbs on the pork
Then dips it in the egg.. Then 'Wait, what is this'
Please stop!
I can't do this
He was doing so well...
That sound has just been going off non stop!!
My stomach hurts!!
My brain's taking serious damage here..
He just forgot the name
And as he danced, he started to remember more and more...
And hence remembered...
And you're just like 'I never asked for you'...
Yeah I guess
So he's dancing and comes out
and you're just like 'I never asked for you'...
I can't do this...
What the hell should I do?
I'm in serious trouble
I'm getting sucked into trouble...
HELP ME
I'm getting sucked in
Please help me!
Man that was amazing
Damn, that was
Sawada Kenji- 1980
Next up is Endo! Can he cut through the bad streak?
Topic
Music Start!
Cabbage Roll
Cabbage Roll!
Rolling Ruerarkl Cabbage
Wrap it Wrap it What is this
You do the buy
the sauce's...
Wait a second! Wait a second!
OUT!
Endo!!
Don't you fucking try and steal my partner's killer punch line 'What is this'!!
THAT'S MY PARTNER'S KILLER PUNCH LINE!
Seriously...
Hold on, It really makes you panic!
Sawada Kenji- 1980
Next up, Tanaka will try to praise the food to TOKIO
We're getting hit so much
Okay, I'll do my best
Music Start!
Cucumber Roll
Roll it up Put it in Yellow uhh.. Roll it up
Roll it up Roll it up Put in good things Roll it up
Cucumber
Obviously though...
What's he on about...
Just Cucumber is fine
You can't just roll the cucumber...
Cucumber
It's fine if you roll it!
The cucumber...
Obviously you're OUT...
Obviously...
Are you guys okay this year?..
You just said 'Roll it up'...
I'm OUT?
Obviously...
Oh, I was?
In a Kappa Maki,
Yeah..
the only think you can roll is the cucumber...
So you can't roll the Kappa maki..
You only really said 'roll it' too...
So bad..
Damn...
Sawada Kenji- 1980
Next up is Hosei, Can he praise the food?
MUSIC START
PAELLA
Paella
Pae-tte Put a lot of macaroni in it and Roll it up
Pae-tte Pae-tte Pae-tte Pae-tte and Roll it up
Poemo
Whilst the Poemo hugs me
Poemo
Roll the paella!
He's out right, Shinagawa?!
Obviously...
Of course he is
He's out, right?
What's poemo?
What is poemo?
You said it so many times...
Did he say "Wrap the paella"?
It was so bad
What is "Roll the Pae"?
Did you mistaken it with something else?..
He got dragged into saying "Roll it"
That's true
Sawada Kenji- 1980
And then it's Matsumoto's challenge! How will he fare?
MUSIC START
Fox Udon
Fox Udon!
I haven't eaten it!
Last week too!
Last week Tuesday I didn't eat it!
Fox
What is he doing...
The fox's.... wife I will go to the town they live in
The town
the wife and the fox will live in
Let's live with foxes!!!!
It's so bad...
OUT
That's what happens, right?
So embarassing...
Wait, Let's take a photo together!!
Together?
This is so hard to do...
Next is Yamaguchi Momoe's 1977 hit song!
Imitation Gold
Yamaguchi Momoe- 1977
Sing to the melody!
Ah, Ah, Ah Imitation Gold, Ah, Ah, Ah my bare skin burns
Ah, Ah, Ah, Imitation Gold, the people this year who think you're young
The voice is different, The years are different, The dreams are different
I'm sorry, I'm comparing you to people of last year
This is the next song
This is too hard
This is so long!
Man, This is long!
Damn, This is going to be hard!
Yeah it is...
There's like 3 parts to it...
Hamada will now try to praise to this song
Right, Hamada!
MUSIC START
I'm counting on you man, I'm counting on you!
SARA UDON!
Sara Udon
Note that the noodles in this dish are hard and covered in a hot gooey sauce
This is
AH my mouth hurts
It stabs me The udon stabs me
Even though it's udon, it's not soft
Amazing!
I don't know why but
the noodles are deep-frying!
AH It hurts! AH It hurts AH It's stabbing! AH It's stabbing!
Sorry~ It's thick Mmm Mmmm
"It's stabs me"
The noodles?
The hard noodles, right?
Do they really stab you in the mouth like that though?
There's no way they can stab you that hard...
He said it hurt when it stabs his mouth...
It's amazing that a dish
like that still exists in this day and age...
To sum it all up these are the final results!
Shinagawa deemed that Hosei came last...
Thank you very much!
They get their lunchbox according to their ranking
And now they get a bento depending on their results
Three stage lunchbox + Boatload of Sashimi
1st Place
2nd Place
Lunchbox
I guess we are of age...
3rd Place
Seaweed Bento Box
Yeah...
4th Place
Endo Family portrait print Bento Box
Damn, this bentobox pisses me off...
Last place
Dried Potato
Damn, that was tiring
My tooth came out
Apparently whilst eating his dried potato
his tooth fell out...
WHAT!?
You're kidding me
No...
But dried potatoes are soft though!
Which tooth?
This....
The back tooth
has a filling in there but
But now
There's a dried potato in there instead
Give me a break...
You say OUT but
Obviously we are going to laugh...
His filling came out and instead
There's dried potato in there!!
It's 1:30 in the afternoon and something is bothering the 5 members
5 and a half hours since the start
He said 'Don't take that mask off whatever happens,' right?...
Yeah I know, It's been bugging me for ages...
First Generation
Phantom Thief X statue
Yeah, he did say that
But wait, it is what I think it is, right?
What do you mean?
Isn't it Hamada?
Really?
It's probably Hamada...
First generation Phantom Thief
Look's like Hamada?
Take it off, Tanaka...
What, if we're going to do that, you take it off Hosei...
Shall we do Rock Paper Scissors?
Shall we?
Let's do it
'1 loser' Rock Paper Scissors?
Yeah?
Yup...
Wait, hold on... What is '1 loser' Rock Paper Scissors?
So whoever is alone as rock, paper or scissors loses...
So we're not doing it until the last person loses but
The 5 do rock papers scissors and whoever has different choice to everyone else loses.
'1 loser' rock paper scissors
We do rock, paper or scissors and whoever is by themselves...
Yeah, yeah
That way, It'll probably be decided after 3 or 4 times
Rock, Paper, Scissors...