TG
Team Gaki Presents
Team Leader
Rich
Translators
DC Subs
Lei
Mickstar
Oolong
Typesoshee
Solari
Typesetters
Alex
hachihajeo
Otviss
Sacro
sythy
veliem
Hinnerk
English Checker
James
Damn, so many things...
Arrgghhh!!
You're right
See?
What should I do...
I can't walk...
You really can't...
You're probably taking too much time even now...
It is dark already...
Seriously though man, I'm counting on you
The elbow man, the elbow.
The elbow man, the elbow...
Aaaaaaaaah
Baaang
like that...
Only Hamada laughed...
Okay, I'm sorry...
We're off... We're going.
2nd Floor In front of the waiting room
It's the scariest with you
Until the hidden prank
Where are we going, are we meant to go down these stairs?
Yeah, I presume so...
There's no other way...
Nebaaru-kun is outside the window
[Note: Nebaaru-kun is a mascot character based on natto(fermented soybeans). 'Nebaru' means sticky. He ends sentences with 'neba'.]
I'm Nebaaru-kun
Hold on!
He's already on the floor!!!
Sticky sheets
The floor...
W-W-Wow!
Neba, neba
Dolls of Nebaaru-kun falls from the ceiling
1 for 800yen
Buy it, neba
That shocked me
Wait
Can you please
do something about this sticky sheet?
My hand...
Timi-...
That'sshouting from hell!!
That's shouting from hell!
They're screaming right outside the door...
Tanaka, this (sticky sheet)
what do I do about it!!
It's completely stuck on you!
Take it off for me!!
1st Floor Corridor
Okay...
Man, that scared me...
Until the hidden prank
This way...
Seriously Tanaka...
Hayashiya Pe-Pako husband&wife couple appear!
Damn, that scared me.
He fell over again...
Great work on this huge shoot
Oh no, not at all... Thank you so much
I've never been on such an amazing program...
Just for them, they're going to tell a joke
Okay...
Will you listen to our jokes would that be okay?
Even when the weather is really bad
Where's the place to dry laundry?
It's Arakawa-ku in fact...
[note: pun based on fact Ara means 'oh dear' and 'kawaku' means 'to get dry'
Ara-kawaku
Pa-ko's Picture
Seriously though, great work!
Oh, thanks...
Do your best!
Thank you so much...
Sorry about this..
Yes, sorry...
Thank you!
Great job guys!
Damn, that shocked me!
Yeah, it did...
Haha! Oh no...
Damn, I don't want to do this...
Damn...
It was just me farting for fucks sakes...
Huh, what was that?
If you get shocked at something like that...
Could you please notfar
Could you please not fart
here?
They quietly wait for news from the 2
Meanwhile, the other 3 wait for further instructions...
1st Floor In front of the Diguises Room
It says something there...
From a treasure box in the room,
find and get a map clue of
Hiroshi's location!!
From a treasure box in the room
find and get a map clue of Hiroshi's location..
Oh wait...
Cautious of the shock from door knob
What?
Please, you open it...
Wait, why?
Why do I have to do it?
Oi you, don't mess with me!!
It'll be fine!!
Hurry up and open it!!
As expected, the door knob gives off a shock
You seriously are just...
1st Floor Disguises Room
What now...
There it is
Open it...
You must open this treasure box!!
Hamada-san, you open it!
Must push...
Must push!
It says 'Must push'!...
Must push?
Please push it...
I see...
Connected to the waiting room where CO2 gas gets blasted
This is really bad for our health
From over there...
So annoying...
Seriously, what the hell...
Nothing happened!
Map clue
Current location
Search continues! Aiming for annex 2nd floor
The two resume their search for Fujiwara.
They head for the second floor of the annex
1st Floor Corridor
Those stairs, huh?
I get it...
Oh damn...
Until secret prank
That's right, right?
Yes, I think so...
and this goes...
Oh damn!
I'm sorry!
What the hell!
Danson
Oh what the hell!
3 deer and Bambino Ishiyama enters
Danson!
What...
Danson!
You want us to dance?
Inviting them to dance?
Ni-bura!
[note: this is a comedy routine by duo 'Bambino'. The chants mostly don't really have any particular meanings. Although 'Danson' means 'dance' in French]
Wait, they're coming here...
Ni-bura
You're really doing it...
Ni-bura
Success in catching the 3 deer
Damn you're good friends
You did it.
What the hell!!
That scared me...
Why was I forced to do
a junior's routine like that?
2nd Floor Photo-taking Room
Wow, damn it...
Follow the instructions of the machine
and take a buddy-buddy photo!!
Wait..
Follow the instructions of the machine...
and take a buddy-buddy photo...
What's it like in there?
HOLY SHIT!
King of Cont 2015 Lotti's comedy
[note: King of Cont is an annual comedy skit competition]
Damn, that scared me
this guy's so irritating!!
Did you see?
Ye-sh...
Are you decent now?
Ye-sh...
What the hell are you doing?
You're not decent at all!
Is it okay now? Are you decent?
"Ye-sh" he said that right?
Ye-sh
I'm opening it...
Okay...
Stop taking the piss!!
What the hell man...
What the-...
Wear properlyyou said "Yeesh"!!
Wear properly, you said "Yeesh"!!
What the hell...
The 2 take a buddy-buddy photo
The previous customer leaves
The two can take a photo now...
3...
2...
1..
Announce
The picture will come out of the side of this machine
Oh great...
Please wait outside
I was so scared...
I thought something was going to happen...
yeah...
The picture taking ends...
Here it is...
It's already come out...
Hamada got switched with Sato Gajiro
[note; Sato Gajiro is a veteran actor]
They love using him...
They really think highly of him, huh?
This isn't me...
Masked squad takes the 2 away
Because the 2 did not take a good picture,
they were taken away to another location
That was a dirty trick
It was strange
Prefab small room
What?
What's with this?
What?
What? What?
Wait a little!!
Eh? Seriously?
I wonder if the others have started out?
Tied
Up
Oh what the hell man...
Newbie waiting room
So tired...
I have taken Hamada and Tanaka as well
You're the only ones left!
Now go!!
Don't you guys forget to wear your jackets though too, okay?
You guys
Wear your jackets and go, okay?
Whatever happens, don't forget it!!
Here it is...
So those 2 also got caught, huh?
Before rescuing Fujiwara, they will go to save the captured two
Before rescuing Fujiwara, the 3 will
go and save Hamada and Tanaka
Damn, I'm so scared...
2nd Floor In front of the waiting room
Please don't scream...
Let's do our very best
CO2 gas suddenly comes out
Damn it..
Right from the start...
I don't want to do this...
There's some debris here...
Sticky sheets
This is where Hamada-san
was screaming like 'Ugyaaa'
The 2 in the prefab...
Meanwhile, the captured two...
Until pitch black
Help us!!
This is...
They can't hear us...
You're right
The prefab room suddenly becomes pitch black
That's scary...
What is this?
Give me a break...
Please stop this...
Wait, what what...
Filming with a special camera. Visibility for the 2 is zero
Please brighten the room up...
This would be scary
way more...
What the?
Filming on night vision camera
With visibility at zero, Barbie enters
What the hell, seriously...
I had no idea...
I literally have no idea...
But Barbie can't see either, right?
I'm scared...
What the hell is going on...
Barbie uses night vision scope to see
Seriously...
Oh of course...
This is so so so scary...
Wait, what what??
My dick got touched
You're kidding me
Something touched my dick...
You're kidding me...
Serious...
What happened?
Mydick got touched too
My dick got touched too
What is this?..
What is going on here?
1st Floor Corridor
This is seriously annoying...
Wait here!!
It says wait here...
And it's telling us to stand in line...
Huh?
You people!!
Ufufu
The Kano sisters are waiting in the yard with machine guns
Wait right there!
What a ridiculous outfit
The Kano sisters shoot wildly with their machine guns
I'm Sexy Rambo Kyouko!!
I'm the same, Mika!!
I don't get it
Mika...
That is one crazy outfit
Night vision recording
Barbie playing pranks in the prefabricated room in complete darkness
Please no...
Tickling armpit with brush
What the hell is this...
Help!!
I don't think I could handle this
Help!!
Come on...
What what what?
Oh god, I'd hate this
Augh!! Hey hey, wait!
Something's hitting my face!!
Hitting your face?!
What is it, what is it??
Gross!! What is it? Stop stop stop!!
Stop please, stop!!
What is this?!
Something's hitting your face, right?
Yes, something is
So gross... Who is it?
I can't get my vision adjusted at all
seconds
Time until secret prank
Yes, it just won't adjust!
That's enough, right?
I'm telling you, I can't see anything at all
That's enough, isn't it?
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?!
In complete darkness, Hamada's wall revolves
Wait, what? What's happening??
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?!
What's wrong? What's wrong? Hamada-san??
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?!
What's wrong? What's wrong? Hamada-san??
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?!
What's wrong? What's wrong? Hamada-san??
Hamada gets switched with Sato Gajiro
Note: Sato Gajiro is a Japanese actor who has made several appearances on previous batsu games
seconds
Time until light turns on
Come on, gimme a break
Really though... Please give me a break
This is enough, isn't it?
Uwahh!!
Haaamada-san...
I was so shocked
Gajiro-saaan...
Front of prefabricated room
Hamada-saaan!!
That shrieking is Tanaka isn't it?
Tanaka's shrieking... You think so?
Hamada's entrance
In just a moment,
In just a moment... Hamada's entrance...
I wonder what this means
Hamada's entrance?
"Hamada's entrance" what does that mean?
Hamada-san, this way please
Hamada's Manager, Nagai
Hamada-san, this way please
It's Nagai-kun
Oh
It's the manager, Nagai-kun
Yeah, the manager...
This way, if you would please
Hamada entering the scene
M-Ichigo
Note: M-Ichigo is a monster that originally appears in Ultraman. He's also appeared in EDF batsu and was described as a Hamada-look-alike.
Hello!
You're so cheery
Greetings
It's playing the sound of my laughter?!
He's so very cheery
That's just amazing
He's so cheery
This this, I think this is it
Hamada and Tanaka are in here!!
That was amazing just now
Oh, there, they're there, th... Huh?
Help... Please help me!
Where's Hamada-san?
Ha... Hamada?
Hamada-san, you've gotten a bit smaller
There's too many Hamadas...
No no no, that's not right
Wait...
Hamada returns with a map with a clue
We'll release you, we'll release you
Thanks
Ow ow ow ow ow...
Wow, today has just been amazing
Just now, Nagai went out for Hamada's entrance together with you
You were in such a good mood!
Hamada-san... Yes, I heard him
You guys, that's ridiculous don't you think?
It's clear that it wasn't me!!
Your eyes shine at night occasionally
You idiot...
I'm not really sure what that was...
But really, I'm so glad
I'm so glad
So glad!
With that map, do you know where we have to go last?
You Are Here
Prefabricated Room
Grounds
Map with Clue #2
With all 5 gathered, Fujiwara's rescue is on the way!!
The 5 of them head to the grounds as indicated on the last map
Isn't this insane? How far does it go?
Escape the thicket of the forest, to the grounds where Fujiwara awaits
We've come to a big forest, are we going to be okay?
This is dangerous if we're not careful
That's so true
Watch your feet
So true
Let's go slowly
Grounds
My head hurts...
Your head hurts?
Continuing on the path to Fujiwara's location of confinement
What the hell... So scary...
These crosses...
On the grounds is a Grave
So long!
Why do we...
It's Hiroshi
We have to save Fujiwara-san
Are you serious, Hamada?
There he is!
There he is!!
Where?
Huh, where?
Oh, you're right
You're right
He's been captured
There he is
Will you rescue me?!
Yes, let's rescue him!
You sure do get captured a lot. You have no sense of danger do you?
Can't you just do this yourself?
Tanaka?
Yes yes, I understand
I was about to become a sacrifice for the titan!!
Titan?
A sacrifice?
What the hell is that?
It's clearly justvelcro
It's clearly just velcro
Finally...
Hey, what's this?
What the hell is wrong?
What's wrong with your leg?
My leg won't move
Could you put me in this?
No way, we can't do that
Fujiwara's leg is injured, escape by a hand-pushed cart
This has nothing to do with it
Here, hold this yourself
Sorry about this
You're going to be a live sacrifice for the titan?
Everyone hurry, we have to go
Let's go then?
As if I'd let you leave! Go!!
I'm going to become the titan's live sacrifice!!
You're fine, you're fine
seconds
Time until secret prank
Straighten it out
There we go
Everyone, hurry...
Please hurry, let's hurry
You're fine
Sudden alarms
Here we go
I don't like this...
I don't like this
There it comes
Here it comes!!
Colossal Titan from Attack on Titan
There it is!! There it is!!
It's Attack on Titan!!
So heavy!!
It's muddy
You're so damn heavy!!
Watch out, watch out!!
It's Attack on Titan!!
Hot hot hot hot hot
So hot
Danger!!
Watch out!
Hurry up!!
Hurry...
Ahh... I laughed quite a lot today
What the hell
You did a great job rescuing me
Is your leg better now?
Thank you, guys
Is your leg better?
My leg is all better!
Your leg is all better...
That was really fast
Detective Duties: 19 hours
It's 3 in the morning...
Detectives
This time, as detective rookies
The five men serve their time...
The five men serve their time for their 10th New Year's Eve Duties
For their 10th New Year's Eve duties
They've overcome the numerous hardships...
And now...
They will greet this moment of great joy
Everyone, be delighted
Your mission for this year is now OVER!!
YES!!
It's over!
It's over
You guys did a good job
Good job everyone
Everyone, let's go!!
Wow, that was pretty intense
This is the end
This is the last
You're right
Now it's over...
Office Entrance
Over this way
Now, it's like...
Congratulations!!
Oh, already?
Here he is
Agency Grand Chief Gaasuu
Suga Kenji
Hello everyone!
He's here all of a sudden, isn't he?
Everyone, thank you for your hard work
Thanks for your hard work
This year is the year of the monkey
So, if you could lead us, master, for the year of the monkey acrostic poem
Acrostic Poem Topic
Year of the Monkey
So, if you could lead us, master, for the year of the monkey acrosticpoem
So, if you could lead us, master, for the year of the monkey acrostic poem
If you would please
For "year of the monkey" (sarudoshi), "SA"!
Sa
With awesome comrades
Ru
"RU"!
Rules that are unnecessary
Do
"DO"!
Keep continuing come hell or high water
Shi
"SHI"!
Shigemi Satomi and I living together is my desire!!
What the hell
Hand in hand with her
You want to live together with her?
What the hell
I hope we work together this year as well
I hope so as well
Thank you
What the hell
That was something
What the hell is he saying?
Living together... That's crazy
He says that nonsense for the last line...
He said, "living together is my desire"...
Everyone, if you pass that gate, it'll be the end!!
Thank you for your hard work
Thank you!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year
Lots of things happened this year too
Hope we work together this year as well
It's finally over!
Number of punishments to their asses
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Hamada Masatoshi
Endō Shōzō
Tanaka Naoki
Tsukitei Hōsei
I'm so glad, so glad
It's finally over
I'm second
You sure got hit
That's quite the difference
Note: This song debuted in 2001 and topped the Japanese Oricon charts as their second biggest hit. Guitarist Ito has appeared in many batsu games as well.
This is the first time that it's a female
Ah, it's Ito. Normally...
Finally, he makes a normal appearance
Guitarist: Ito Ichiro
Right?
This is his normal primary occupation
He looks normal here
Vocals: Mochida Kaori
As always, just simply
This is a song from a very long time ago!
As always, just simply
So true
For a cause without flair
Ah right, Nakai appeared here
For a cause without flair
Spent money to call Nakai
Budget getting drained, it's so agonizing
The live singing was so awkward
Kissing so many times
Horikita, reading your heart
This feeling is so miserable
Being "repulsive" is not something I recall
Your forehead is the target for the monkey's punch
If you're not going to protect my butt
I won't be able to take anymore Thai kicks
So pointless
I won't be able to take anymore Thai kicks
Even if you desperately try to change, all the faces are the same
Although a hurt Junior is there too
"I want to try it at least once" is what Yagira said
Connected by punishments unknown
So scary
Connected by punishments unknown
With all their strength
standing on their toes
Disguised
as hosts
Plain Clothes
with no fashion sense
Umemiya
staggered around
A terrible
Furuahata impression
Attack the 5 of them
From Laughter
it becomes insistent
Being forced to see this bad drama
It all started
from a costume change
There was also
some painful asses but
Believe in the young ones
and you'll be exposed, Kiyoshi
In order to not be destroyed
They'll want to watch their backs
They pushed their bodies
as far as this
Even if they run away from the Oxygen
It's a lot of fun
Even though Hamada was caught
someone was overjoyed
You can't escape
from the promised slap
All of this
started 10 years ago
There are days
filled with pain too but
Let's all grab
the things we think are painful
And move towards another fun tomorrow!
"Lets take a picture"
"Take a picture"
Let's make this year
filled with laughter once more....
Thank you very much.
We've already crossed into the new year.
Oh!
Happy new year!
What did you guys think? Did you think they might actually go with Hamada?
I really did.
I did.
Me, too,
I kept thinking, "No way, no way," but it felt like they really were going to do it.
I thought they would do it.
Watching that and seeing your joy—what the hell?
We'll keep that footage, I think.
That was crazy.
Even in this new year, that won't be forgotten.
That was crazy.
Even in this Year of the Monkey, that will have an effect.
He was going like this the whole time.
I wasn't feeling joy at all.
"Why would you do that to Hamada!" I was thinking.
That was crazy.
No way. How in the...?
You were slapping the ground at the end.
"Stop it! Stop it! Get your hands of Hamada!" is what I meant.
You were going like this.
On the infra red camera, you look like Sakai Masaaki.
What in the world?
Why didn't you say it at that part?
I thought it might be getting in the way if I said it there.
It's getting in the way saying it now, too, though.
No, no.
And so, to everyone, please continue to watch Gaki No Tsukai in the year 2016.
This is a work of fiction
and all organization names that appear in it are fictional.