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It all started 10 years ago
It all started
10 years ago
This year is...
New Year's Eve special
Do not laugh 24 hours: Detective!
Downtown's
Gaki no
Do no laugh
Tsukai ya Arahende
Detective 24 hours
Downtown
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Hamada Masatoshi
Great to see you all!
Cocorico
Endo Shozo
Tanaka Naoki
There are so many people here...
Tsukitei Housei
Amazing..
This day has come again...
This one is the final one we do...
Whaaaatttt!?
Is that so?
Is it really the final one?
The audience is saying "Whaaat" and all.
But you 4 weren't really saying anything...
That's true...
Let's keep doing it from here on...
Who's the youngest out of us 4 again?
That's us
And how old were you two again?
We are 44 years old
So young...
Are we really?
You still have ages to go
You're at the age where we started this whole thing...
Oh, you mean yourselves...
What was this year's theme again?
Do not laugh Detective
Right then, Matsumoto-san...
Why the hell do I have to do this?
Check if the plug hasn't been unplugged
ON!!
Do not laugh Detective
The beginning
The beginning of it all...
Welcomes the men
The same kind of morning weather...
kindly welcomes the members...
Oh man, it's started raining
Oh, for crying out loud...
It's started to rain just as we're about to start...
Oh man, how's it going to turn out this year?
Oh man, that's really annoying
Why is the weather suddenly so bad?
It's starting to pour down
Heeeeey!!
Shut the fuck up, you idiot!
You idiot!
You're so fucking noisy!!
From so far away...
You're all complaining so much
You're the worst, Matsumoto-san...
Yeah...
Why is he walking so fast?
He's just rushed off ahead
He's just such a forward guy
Really?
What are you dressed as?
Morning, guys
I've seen this character somewhere before though
Over here...
That's fine and all
But can't we do anything about this rain?
Morning, guys...
Fujiwara Hiroshi
Downtown's Former Manager
You got to be kidding me!?
You guys have no aura at all
Well I mean...
We've never been told to have an aura really...
If you had told us a bit sooner to have an aura, maybe we could have...
Yeah, we would have...
At this rate, we can't get any F1 Sous...
F1 Sou...
F1 Sou: A 20-34 year old woman who works in the broadcast industry
How many times you going to say that...?
Do you have actually know what a F1 Sou is?
Like what kind of people from which generation they're from...
They're them women...
That's so him...
And because I knew this would happen,
I've invited a special guest
with some serious aura
A guest with aura who even F1 Sous would know!
He's a guest
That's right, a guest
This has never happened before...
Are you serious?
This is a first...
Right, so look over there
Heeeey!!
Straight from the start?
Special Guest Incoming!!
Already?
Someone with aura...
Yeah.....
Who is it?
I wonder who it is?
We can laugh now, right?
Since we haven't started...
He was so far away...
Multiple guests?
We had no idea
What!?
WHAT!?
It's Nakai!!
What the hell is he doing here?
Is it the real one?
Oh shit, it's the real one
Oh shit,it's the real one
It is...
Wait, why???
Our surroundings are kind of shit and a bloody train's just gone past
Your timing was just...
Damn, your timing sucks
Damn your timing sucks
Damn, your timing sucks
Your timing really sucked there...
Even though he's a superstar...
His entry collides with a train going past
That was just...
The train in the back...
Wait...
I didn't know about these guys behind me until now...
So this is the super guest with aura...
It's SMAP!
Special Guest: Super Idol
But the guys in the back...
The guys in the back aren't...
Wait...
I didn't know anything about these guys...
Kusanagi-kun is really pissing me off
Yeah...
Hey, Kusanagi-kun...
Where is he looking?
What is he doing?
They just came out of nowhere...
Amazing...
Kusanagi-kun is so funny...
The way Gorou-chan made his entry was amazing
So funny
The way Gorou-chan made his entry was amazing
It was amazing
Damn...
You're right...
Aren't you guys meant to be at the Kouhaku?
That's right
Oh yeah!
Am Iokay to be here?
Am I okayto be here?
I haven't heard anything about the dealings between the two companies...
Yeah...
You're meant to be on Kouhaku, right?
You're fine!!
What are you doing here...
SMAP has five members,
so it's fine if Nakai isn't there
But all 5 aren't here...
Kusanagi-kun, where the hell are you looking?
I know...
I want to ask a lot of things
First of all, where are you looking, Kusanagi-kun?
Where?
Seriously...
Please tell us...
Yeah, please...
I have no idea what he is looking at...
Nakai
It was your dream to go on Gaki, right?
Just go, man!
He is...
Nakai-kun, go on the show
and make sure you don't get your butt slapped, okay?
That was good...
He's quite similar...
Kusanagi-kun,
what should I do?
Do your best, Nakai-kun
He does not have a voice like that..
He definitely doesn't sound like that...
Not at all...
It's fine for me to go on Gaki and all,
but I wish there was a script or something...
We wish that as well!
So at least we're on the same page about certain things...
Wait, when he said you've been invited...
Wait, are you actually coming with us?
Yeah, I am right?
This year,Nakai is taking part too.
You're kidding me!
This year, Nakai is taking part too.
What, for real?
But seriously, you have to go to Kouhaku, right?
Obviously...
But these 4 have nothing to do with the show...
I presume...
The first ever Guest player
Enter Nakai Masahiro!!
Enter Nakai Masahiro, this series' first ever guest player.
Before the start,
a troublesome feeling...
Wait, are these guys coming as well?
No, no, um...
Everyone but Nakai can just go home now
Oh, they're going home?
Hey Kusanagi!
They've left...
Kusanagi!!
He didn't say anything...
What is wrong with that Kusanagi?
Yeah...
This is amazing
Are you sure this clash with Kouhaku is not a problem?
It's fine
You keep saying it's fine,
but why are you so confident about that?
He's been saying he wants to come on Gaki
and all
So since he's managed to get onto his dream show,
let's get Nakai to say a few words to us
For 24 hours, as long as it's allowed, I would like to join forces with you guys
Our pleasure! Great to be working with you.
That was shit!!
Can you introduce yourself without any chopsticks or sticks?
Oh just forget it, just line up, will ya?
It's fine..?
I thought he was heading somewhere...
What a weird feeling...
Okay, guys?
Not really...
Today's weather is perfect for a detective
How?!
These are the times when investigations really take off
Hey Hosei!!
I'm wearing these glasses
and dressed as a boy in a blue suit
And 100 per ce... oh shit, it's not 100 percent
Sorry...
No, I'm sorry, but...
you really are shit at this
Oh, I see...
He actually said sorry there
didn't he?
So this part really has no cuts or anything, huh?
Yeah
There's loads of this to deal with...
You don't edit it at all or anything
Nope...
You shouldn't really be apologising to us...
In the end, there is only truth.
This year's theme is Detective
I am the one who will look after you from here on
My body is chubby; my brain is loyal to the job
and my name is Detective Fujiwara
Okay?
What are you on about?
It's just as we thought...
This year's theme is detective
How many fucking times are you going to say that?!
The 6 will become detectives
and take part in harsh tasks for 24 hours
And the 6 will become detectives...
and participate in various activites...
That photo of me is awful...
I said you guys were going to be detectives, so why are you dressed like that?
Well obviously, we had no idea about this...
There are some clothes prepared for you in the box
So go and get changed now, will ya?
As they are going to become detectives
They get changed into appropriate clothing
The first step:
They must
change into suitable clothes
Are you guys all ready?
I'm going to get you to come out in order
You're so cool, you're really fit, huh?
Man, Matsumoto...
You're going to become Japan's most macho detective
Oh, thank you very much...
Super muscular macho detective
You look really awesome
Thanks a lot
What are you so happy about?
Fearless Tsukkomi Detective
Yeah...
Why do you look so happy?
Because it's been a few years since they gave me normal clothes...
That's right
Because it's been a few years since they gave me normal clothes...
Oh I see...
They tampered with his clothes the last couple of years
Yeah, it does make it harder...
Damn, as usual you're looking handsome.
Thank you very much
Handsome re-married detective
You're the handsome detective
I'll do my best...
As usual, you just look skinny as ever...
Skinny, lanky detective
But I guess you'll be a good lanky detective
...Thank you very much...
Oh, aren't you cute
Oh, they gave you normal clothes...
Baby faced detective
It's okay.
I thought Yama-chan was in trouble since he was last
That's what you'd think
That's true
Yeah, because he was 5th
Yeah me too, but it was all okay...
Which means...
Damn man, it's so tight on you!
Nakai's clothes' size are too small
The size of the clothes...
It's definitely not the right size...
It's definitely not...
It's a bit weird...
It's far too small
What is that?
Umm... to be honest
I actually really like it
You're actually pulling it off
They probably wanted me to say, "What the hell, guys? Why is this so tight?!"
But to be honest, it's really not that bad
Do Not Laugh: The Rules
The rules are very simple
Be a detective for 24 hours
During this time,they cannot laugh
If they laugh,they will be severely punished
For the next 24 hours, they cannot laugh, no matter what
That is all
In a minute, the bus to the detective agency will arrive.
Prepare a fucking taxi, man!
The nervousness starts to build
But seriously...
Guys, can you just line up over here?
There's a bus stop here, of all places?
Seriously man, enough with the buses...
Hey, the bus is here
You guys really are going to start at this time in the morning?
Yeah..
I am shocked...
There were pictures\c&HF3BC22&} of that bus&H0124DD&} all over Twitter, you know?
There were pictures of that bus all over Twitter, you know?
Already??
Even before we get onto the bus ourselves?
Here it is guys.
This is the bus to Gaasu Kurobikari Detective Agency
This is the detective agency you're all about to go to
As soon as you take a step onto the bus you're not allowed to laugh
As usual...
Seriously, why aren't we allowed to laugh?
You really do have a point
Can you just tell us what the reason is?
Yeah, explain that to us
You just can't laugh...
It's a rule!
BUS TO
The bus to Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Agency
On the bus designed for the detectiveSuga-lock Holmes,
On the bus designed for the detective Suga-lock Holmes,
They will go to the agency
they will make their way to the detective agency
Shall we?
Shall we go?
This must be stressful, every single year...
Since it's a special occasion,Nakai should go first
Since it's a special occasion, Nakai should go first
Me?
The first step...
But you're all coming too...
Of course
Yes
He's on!
As soon as you get on...
Do not laugh
Detectives
His butt
looks so tight in that...
It's so tight
Let's go on then...
Damn, we've started this again...
I know...
2015...
There are already others on board
Ah~~~, it's begun!!
It's come again this year, huh?
I mean I'm new here, so I'm really looking forward to it
But this is tougher than you think
Are the days before
really horrible?
Oh yeah, I hate it
Like the day before, when we are on our way here and all,
don't you just hate it?
I hate it so much
In my head,
"Donna Donna" starts playing
I feel like I'm getting sold...
The bus leaves. What lies ahead?
Finally, the bus leaves for the Detective Agency
What lies ahead?
It's still so weird that Nakai-kun is here
Yama-chan, it's been so long huh?
It really has been...
How many years has it been?
Haven't met since Hosei went on a program hosted by Nakai 17 years ago
Like... 15 years?
What?
That long?
Do you still have that rabbit?
No, he's not with us anymore
Because... When we last met he...
Rabbits live for like 7 to 8 years
What was his name again?
Ninjin (means carrot in Japanese)
Please stop that
Trying to frame each other and stuff
Here comes the first one...
If you laugh, the black army
smack your butt
Can I take this off? Isn't it boiling in here?
They're just trying to get each other
You're right
Nakai-kun, that's no good
Nakai-kun, your butt
Show us your butt
Oh, shall we stop the cameras once?
Trousers around the butt area tore
Don't say things like "shall we stop the camera".
We're not going to stop the camera for something like that!
Why would we stop it?
Wait, I had nothing to do with that
That rip is seriously quite big though...
We're just going to carry on though...
Yeah, the whole way
Shit, it's really torn
Don't say things like "Let's pause once".
The laughter assassins lie ahead
and finally reveal themselves
The vehicle where the guys try to get each other...
Now finally, the laughter assassins reveal themselves.
Man, seriously I am so nervous
Arrived at bus stop
DokonjoGaeruTheme song
Kyouko-chan
Goriraimo
Ocarina
Himura Yuuki
Have you spoken to Hiroshi about "that thing"?
I haven't got the courage to tell Hiroshi-kun...
Because he would definitely be upset...
If he finds out I only have a month to live...
That might be true, but you have to tell him
Dokonjo Gaeru Story
Kyouko-chan has only 1 month left to live
But I've actually invited Hiroshi out here...
So you have to tell him when he comes
Hiroshi will be here any minute...
Hiroshi
Yoshikazu Ebisu
Kyouko-chan, it's been a while.
What a face..
Reading the script
Learn it, for God's sake...
What a great face...
You have to learn your lines...
Hiroshi, sit here...
Please don't be surprised and just listen to me...
The truth is I...
I only have 1 month left to live...
What, is that true?
Well, Hiroshi? Listen up.
Kyouko-chan was thinking about you and didn't tell you about her illness
I had no idea that Kyouko-chan was ill
What should I do...Pyon kichi?
What should I do... Pyon kichi?
Hehehehehehe
Awful
Seriously... What the hell?
Come on, let's do our best
What's wrong, Hiroshi?
Hehehehehe
What's wrong, Hiroshi?
Umm I...
What is it?
Kyouko-chan the truth is
I reallylike you
I really like you
Kyouko-chan
You said it, well done!
Hehehehehehehe
What the hell is going on?
What's going on?
What the hell?
Please do it properly...
I don't know what's going on... What's wrong with him?
He's not serious at all
Hug her tight, Hiroshi!
Gyuu!
Hehehe
Oh no, Kyouko-chan's condition has...
Kyouko-chan's condition has worsened!
Hiroshi-kun...
Dokonjo Gaeru Story
Kyouko-chan's condition has drastically changed
I don't want to die!
Kyouko-Chan!
Kyouko-channnnn!
This is not the time to be crying, guys!
Gorou
Wakabayashi Masayasu
It's too early to give up
Kyouko-chan
is on the verge of life and death.
Let's make Kyouko-chan's wishes come true
and give her will to carry on living
Dokonjo Gaeru Story
Make Kyouko-chan's wishes come true
and give her will to carry on living
Let's make a miracle happen!
I want to have my first kiss!
Your first kiss?
Kyouko-chan's wish
She wants to have her first kiss
Her wish is to have her first kiss...
There are 6 guys right in front of us
So out of these 6
Choose who you want to have your first kiss with
Go in front of the guy you want to kiss and close your eyes
And since your life depends on it
Method of getting her first kiss
Stand in front of the guy she wants to kiss and close her eyes
The guy who you stand in front of with your eyes closed will want to kiss you anyway.
Kyouko-chan, choose your guy
It's your first kiss, so take your time in choosing
Really look at them...
Take your time choosing...
She's looking at him...
She just tipped his hat to the side..
Oh...
She closed her eyes!!
Her first kiss will be with Hamada
It's probably because of his lips
This guy with the lips will kiss you, I'm sure
I'm sure he will
She smiled a little bit there...
That was great, huh?
Why me?
That's great, huh?
Ouch, that looked bad
I'm so happy for you
Kyouko-chan, you will never get another chance like this
Why don't you kiss one more guy?
But get one with
some real passion
Might as well kiss one more
Close your eyes in front of them again
You're kidding me...
She really does like him...
You got thrown away...
Hey, she's gone over there
Hold on, you don't think...
Hold on...
Has she closed her...
She's locked on...
It is her second time...
That's right
She's closed her eyes!!
2nd kiss will be with Nakai
Her eyes are closed!
Yeah they are
Go for it, bro
Yeah
Kiss her for us, please
Her life depends on it
Deeper than the one before
She wants another one, huh?
That's right
Give her a deep kiss
Go for it
That's deep
Give her a deep kiss
That was amazing
You must be so happy
That was something...
Kyouko-chan...
That was amazing
You really did it...
That was amazing, huh?
We received a bit of hope
With this, Kyouko-chan...
Is that enough?
You must have gotten the will to live
I...
Kyouko-chan's still saying something...
I want to hear SMAP perform live...
Kyouko-chan's wish
To hear SMAP sing live
You want to hear them live?
But we need SMAP to be here to do that..
We haven't arranged that though...
That's true
What should we do?
Hey guys...
He's here...
He's sitting right in front of us!
SMAP is here!!
SMAP is here!
And it's SMAP's leader who's here!
Oh wow, the leader?!
Please, Kyouko-chan's life de...
Kyouko-chan's life depends on it
Please sit here
And sit next to her
Sit right next to her
And please hug her for us
Please sit right next to her and sing for her...
Please
Music Start!!
Lion Heart - SMAP
Fujiwara suddenly cut in
What the hell
You're going to fucking sing it?
This is like a "You're going to sing it?" series...
I knew Fujiwara-san stood up and all...
When the hell did you get there?
Okay, here we go
Lion Heart - SMAP
God, she's annoying
You can hear everything...
I will sing now...
You are always my medicine box
SMAP Leader - No volume at all
You heal any pain
That I am in
What can I do with
ordinary love?
To protect you, that's what I was born for
It's not good at all
It's their song as well
Singing it in such a weird way the whole time
I'll be by your side even when you get sick of me
God, he's so shitty
As I watch you sleep, my heart shakes, Lion Heart
He's so shit...
This is the worst
This is just ridiculous
Again?
If we ever
Goriraimo now cuts in
have a kid together
He's quite good...
I will tell the kid that it
You're kidding me, right?
What world is this?
is the 2nd most precious thing to me in the world
You will also at some point
Gorou now cuts in...
meet someone you love
God, he's shit as well
Just like I did
This is awful...
When I met your mother
This really was bad
A past full of lies
Now Hiroshi cuts in
and false love
I'll bury everything
Awful
all those things we lost
A SMAP group has been made!!
This is the worst
I'll be by your side even if you get sick of me
It's just a party
As I watch you sleep, my heart shakes, Lion Heart
Kiyoko-chan's life has...
KYOUKO-CHAN!!
KYOUKO-CHAN!
You've gone and done it!
Why the hell is he laughing?
Why is he laughing?
Someone's just died!
Yeah, someone died
She just died...
Why did he laugh?
He couldn't hold it in...
If you were the real SMAP,
there's no way Kyouko-chan would have died!
You're a fake idol, aren't you!?
They're going to leave Kyouko-chan?
What's he going to do?
She's not dead at all...
What the hell...
This really is tough...
Yeah this is...
This really is hard...
1 hour since the start
Only 1 hour since the start
The smacks keep coming
Due to the number of smacks, the 6 do not crack a smile
However, the traps which lie ahead of them
The traps which lie ahead
will not go easy on them
Well, I guess you had no choice but to sing before
Arrived at a bus stop
But I'm not sure why the others started to sing...
YOU GUYS, DON'T MOVE
Don't move
Tokyo Metropolitan 1st division: Shiroda Gorou
Kinoshita Takayuki
You're all here, yeah?
The other day, there was a murder case around here...
There was a murder nearby
According to witnesses,
there was a man between 40 and 50 years old,
dressed as a detective...
The 6 match the criminal's description
They were dressed like you
Come to the police station please
Hang on a minute please
Who the hell are you?
I'm Superintendent Itou of the 7th Division
Tokyo Metropolitan 7th Division- Superintendent Ito Rin
Takanashi Rin
The 7th division will also be taking part in this investigation
The 7th division has nothing to do with this
This is an investigation for the 1st division, so go home! Go home!
And we're saying we don't trust the 1st division!!
Who the hell are you?
Tokyo Metropolitan 7th division: Kinomiya Nagisa
Horikita Maki
I'm like her, from the 7th division; my name is Kinomiya Nagisa
For real?
They got a serious actress...
Seriously?
This is amazing
I'm scared, I'm scared
Kinomiya? I've heard that name before
The female detective who uses some special ability to find the culprit, right?
When Kinomiya-san takes her headphones off and syncs with a person, she can read your mind.
What the hell are you on about?
Detective Kinomiya's special ability
She can read people's minds
Anyway, enough about that
I'm going to take these guys to the station, so move out of my way.
I got to go
Shiroda-san...
What?
You really think these guys are the ones who did it?
Of course they are, however you look at it.
That guy with the blonde hair
He's definitely the one who did it
Well, this would scare anyone...
I have synced...
Wait, what?
"Make it the exact same, will ya?"
What the hell you on about?
This guy... This October...
He bought a specially made cake from a store in Shimokitazawa
You're right, there are witness statements backing that up
This October, at a cute cake shop in Shimokitazawa,
an out of place Macho man was seen entering and leaving it
And the cake this man ordered...
No no no...
It was a full of love:
Please hold on a minute...
a birthday cake with a portrait of himself on it, which was to be sent to his wife
Please...
Please hold on a minute...
Whaaaat?
It's not how it sounds!!!
Wow!!
She figured out about how Matsumoto is a loving husband
It's not what it sounds like!!!
That's amazing!
Wow...
Oh, that's why she said at the beginning, "Make it the exact same, will ya?"
Oh right, I get it now
Oh right, that was what it was about
I did not see that happening
That is a shock
I don't want her to look at me
That was unbelievable
Where did they get that information?
The information! Where did you get it from?
And on top of that,
he's been making appearances at Nakano.
You're right
You're right, there are witness statements backing that up
He was at Nakano Broadway
looking for a "Unagiinu" costume for his daughter
It took him a while, but when he did find it,
there was a huge Macho man jumping with joy
I'm hot
I'm so hot
Seriously, enough now...
No, no, no...
I see...
She is really amazing
She figured out how much he loves his child
Yeah, she is
She's amazing
This is not good...
Are you okay?
No no, it's not like that...
What was it about?
I'm so hot...
Okay then...
How about this guy?
Isn't this guy the one?
I have synced.
"Living in Japan is actually not bad at all."
Haha
This guy's preferred location is the African forest.
That's right, I have it here.
The western lowland gorilla.
Scientific name Gorilla gorilla gorilla
A mammal categorized in the primates order, hominidae family, and gorilla genus,
It is a specially-designated dangerous animal that inhabits wetlands of lower altitude areas.
That's what she meant by, "Living in Japan is actually not bad at all."
Reads the mind of a wild gorilla
What the hell...
This is a false arrest, right?
If you actually took us in, it'd be a false arrest, right?
That's true.
What about this man, in the middle..?
Is this man the perpetrator?
You're gonna get synced.
She's staring like crazy.
I have synced.
Good, good.
"Gee, I'm really fashionable."
What do you mean?
This man's private clothes...
He himself thinks they look good, but it's just
a shameless display of him being an ex-delinquent.
That's right, I have it here.
Despite being a super idol,
his private clothes are like those of
an unbelievably lame delinquent.
On top of that,
his junior who comes from the same hometown, SU of RIP SLYME,
is dissing the lameness of his clothes behind his back.
I wouldn't want...
I wouldn't want this to be revealed at a place like this.
Sees through an ex-delinquent's fashion sense
The worst problem is the hat.
Miss Kinomiya, this is serious.
This man wraps a bandana around his head and then wears a hat,
a style that's been seen only on
Chage of CHAGE and ASKA.
Even on the internet, it's a hot topic
that he looks just like Chage.
He looks so similar, seriously.
She synced.
Reads his mind and sees through the Chage style
It's not that similar.
I see. In that case,
you have nothing to do with the murder case, but
come to the station with us for a Chage crime!!
Let's go!!
Come to the station with us. We're gonna question you.
Nakai Masahiro to be questioned by the police for a Chage crime
Let's go.
Wait...
What?
He's gone?
What's going on?
He's already gone?
Everyone, we'll be arriving at the detective agency soon.
What!?
Seriously?
The bus holding the 5 shows itself.
This, however, is not the finish line.
A New Battleground
It is a new battleground.
We're here!!
We're finally here.
The Do Not Laugh venue:
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Agency.
The detective agency whose foundation is mystery-solving and laughter
An epic battle with the laughter assassins begins
At this detective agency, whose foundation is mystery-solving and laughter,
an epic battle with the laughter assassins begins.
It's your wife's birthday?
Yeah.
Arriving at the detective agency
We're here, everyone.
Then why didn't she...
She was syncing with you.
And you were yelling about...
"This is embarrassing."
"Stop it," you were saying.
There is no birthday though.
There is "no birthday?"
How can there be no birthday?
The loving husband completely plays dumb
What I meant was I was feeling sorry for people who might be tricked into believing that whole thing.
Let's go.
A loving husband.
That's a good thing.
That's a good thing, though, really.
This way.
This is the detective agency. Take a look at this.
This is the symbol of this detective agency.
It's impressive, isn't it?
Detective Agency Founder:
Suga-lock Holmes
This bronze sculpture has
a really profound legend to it.
Can you wait there?
He's not doing an explanation like he always does.
Sorry about that.
Transformed into a mini detective
Sorry to keep you waiting. I'll be explaining this statue, so make sure you're all listening, alright?
Who are you?
It's Fujiwara.
Come on.
Fujiwara, you've gotten smaller.
Yeah, he's a smaller size now.
For some reason, Hamada gets smacked twice
You hit my hand! What the hell, you fool!?
This is the sshhhh...
sshhhh...
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Agency's
bronze sculpture of Suga-lock Holmes the First.
Hol... Director Holmes was
an American bus... businessman and... I'm sorry
He's really similar to him.
He's just like Fujiwara.
The mini detective is faithful to the original
Don't do the "I'm sorry."
You can do it, you know it.
You're saying it, you got it.
You're doing fine, you're doing fine.
Okay, bye.
It looked like he changed...
Transformed back to Fujiwara
All right, let's go, everyone.
He's totally different.
Let's go.
Their sizes are just...
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Agency.
Agency Entrance
It's large.
It's impressive, isn't it?
Isn't this really large for a detective agency?
This is the foyer.
Wow.
It's spacious.
You're right. Wow.
1F Entrance
A detective agency...
A detective agency within an immense building
More traps await in the direction they are heading
A detective agency with an unbelievably large property.
Of course, more traps await them in the direction they are heading.
This will be your waiting room.
Let's go in.
Let's go in, everyone.
Whoa.
It's started.
Rookies' Training Room
It's started.
Take a look.
This is
the world famous masterpiece,
the Hama Lisa.
Masterpiece: The Hama Lisa
This painting has a market value in the billions of Yen.
There are times when his face looks like that.
He's not laughing that much.
Uh huh. This is... right.
He's not laughing.
He's not laughing that much.
Everyone, can you take a look at this?
This is a bronze sculpture of the first Great Thief X.
The first Great Thief X was
The First Great Thief X
the riv... eternal rival of the first director of Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Agency,
The First Great Thief X
A master thief who was active worldwide
The eternal rival of Detective Suga-lock Holmes
Suga-lock Holmes.
Director Suga-lock Holmes
made this bronze sculpture of the first Great Thief X,
so that no one would never forget the passion of being a detective.
He's an enemy, right?
Right.
He's wearing a mask, but don't take it off, no matter what.
What?
Don't take off this mask.
Really?
Will everyone take a seat?
I'm gonna quickly go to the bathroom.
Yeah, me too.
I wanna go too, and it's hot.
Also, somehow,
before I knew it, my top has become
really small...
We don't really need that.
His coat was secretly switched with Nakai's
They gave him the wrong one. That's Nakai's.
They got mixed up.
That was the one Nakai was wearing.
Since Nakai was taken to the police station
for a Chage crime...
Why didn't you notice?
During that part, when I took it off, they switched it?
Detective Duty 2nd Hour
10 AM. Material that is a yearly tradition begins.
So these are the drawers, right?
Ggff
Well, according to the usual pattern, yeah.
You were totally laughing just now.
No, I wasn't laughing.
Yes, you were laughing.
I wasn't laughing.
It's the drawers, the time for them.
There's a DVD player there, Tanaka, so there's a good chance there'll be a DVD inside.
DVD Thai kick for 6 years straight
Hotel
Spy
Airport
Teachers
Defense Force
Great Prison Escape
Not this year again. There's been enough of that, come on.
But I'm actually in pants this year.
That's right. It breaks from the previous ones...
Maybe something's different, you know?
That's right.
On the 10th year...
I'm opening it now.
See?
It's right from the get-go.
Mystery DVD 2
Right from the get-go.
And it says "2."
They will just not waver on this one.
It says "2."
Nothing.
Is there a "1?"
Huh? Another one?
There it is: 1, 2.
Mystery DVD 1
1.
And a letter.
It looks like a letter. What is this?
What is that?
There's money inside.
5000 Yen?
One 5000 Yen bill
He gets to receive money, then.
I get to receive money?
This is a first, getting to receive money...
He simply gets to receive it?
Aaaah!
I've been saying to do it gently!
He simply gets to receive pocket money?
I simply get to receive pocket money?
That's what I think.
5000 Yen is realistic, too.
In terms of the standard for pocket money...
it seems like average allowance money
It might be an allowance
Then Matsumoto-san, please go ahead
Nothing's there
Oh, you're right
"only the owner..."
envelope that says "only the owner can look inside"
It says "only the owner can look inside"
So we can't look at it
What does it mean by "owner"?
Only Matsumoto-san can look inside
Ahh it's one pattern
Hey, don't look!!
Challenge letter from Kaijin Nijuu Mensou
Translator's note: Kaijin Nijuu Mensou is a recurring villain in Edogawa Rampo's books
Starting now, a top secret mission will be assigned to you only.
Do not leak what is written here to the other members!
Oh wow...
In under 10 minutes, led by your own words, make Tanaka-
You're not allowed to tell us, right?
Matsumoto, who talked about the top-secret mission?
How confusing!
What is the mission?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
No no no no
It's all just plainly written there
If only they
wrote the mission in red or something
Yes yes yes
Well I heard about doing something to me...
Top secret mission's "make Tanaka..." is exposed
You already heard it
Right
That's just
No it said "make Tanaka..."
We heard "make Tanaka...", and then you stopped
"Make Tanaka...", yes
So what happens to Tanaka?
Yes, yes.
We also heard something about "10 minutes"
10 minutes, yes
Don't worry about it,
Matsumoto's own
top-secret mission
challenge letter from Kaijin Nijuu Mensou
Within the next 10 minutes,
make Tanaka cry using your own words.
If you're unable to do it,
a "big science shock punishment" will be enforced on you.
The clock behind you has already started ticking.
clock behind him starts to count down
but Tanaka is... but...
Tanaka is really working hard...
Do you think so?
You're so insincere
with your animal book
Oh yes, I released that
Published by Shougakukan, or...
Actually it was Gakken
Translator's note: Gakken and Shougakukan are two publishers in Japan.
Oh, Gakken
Such attitude!
They seem like nice orders
I agree
Yes
If I have any idea, I think that
he wants to compromise
If Matsumoto hadn't said "make Tanaka...",
he would pull everybody in different directions to make his target unclear
This is written poorly too
but, about that encyclopedia with Gakken...
presented by Tanaka
Yes, I showed them
Oh, what did they think?
They said that their perspective on living things is different
You don't usually realize that, so
It seemed like that, yes
They thought everyone had the same point of view as them
Sure, and when your kids saw your book,
I think it instead changed the way that they look at you
You mean with that book?
Seeing your perspective on animals,
and releasing a book that shows them, "Our dad sees things like this",
changes the way that your kids
see their dad, I think
You figured it out by now, Tanaka
No I really didn't!
You definitely knew!
You knew!
You found out!
No no no
It seems like a difficult challenge
Your face is just telling him to cry
What a difficult challenge...
7 minutes have passed....
7 minutes later
Things like, "dad works really hard"
They won't say that to you directly, but I think they're definitely thinking it
Matsumoto's words don't affect Tanaka at all
Time is passing mercilessly
9 minutes passed
but the Tanaka that's here today...
you owe some of it to Endo
Definitely, that's very true,
because Endo told me,
"Hey let's do comedy."
I was able to become part of this world
I see, so Endo is remarkable too
10 seconds, 9, 8, 7....
Endo, say something
Endo, say something to Tanaka
Tell him what you're usually thinking!
You work really hard, thank you!
I failed the challenge, idiot!!!
Challenge Failed
No, I don't know what's going to happen.
There's some punishment
He's here
Wait, what is it?
"Big science shock"
"Big science shock"?
I'm scared
How scary
Big Science Shock procedure
You must hold the silver part of the cup.
Slowly take a drink
*If you're not drinking it, absolutely do not touch the cup
Oh wow, it seems scary
How scary!!
It says he has to drink it
I would hate to do this
Am I gonna die?
It says "shock"
I wouldn't wanna do this
Please don't die
Please, we're asking you
This is scary...
I don't know what will happen
What does it mean by "science shock"?
Big Science Shock procedure
You must hold the silver part of the cup.
Slowly take a drink.
*If you're not drinking it, absolutely do not touch the cup
So first, hold the silver part - wait are you drinking both or just one?
Anybody who is not drinking it can absolutely not touch the cup
It doesn't specify if you drink one or two cups
The silver part, right
how scary...
I'm REALLY scared right now
The color bothers me...
The scent is very minty
Yes
It's very strong
"Drink it slowly"
OWWWW!
OUUUUUUCH!!
MY LIPS HURT!!
MY LIPS HURT! OUCH
This is the worst!
My lips hurt! My lips hurt!
Science Shock
very powerful static electricity
MY LIPS HURT!!
They're tingling! My lips really hurt!!
OW OW OW MY LIPS HURT
Are they swollen?
They're swollen, aren't they!?
My lips are swollen right now, aren't they!?
OUCH
They look really swollen!!
What is this?
So it shocked you?
Like "BANG"
Yes
My lips are swollen aren't they?
No seriously, my lips are swollen, aren't they?
No, they're not swollen
Is it naturally like that?
Right there?
No, they're just shaped like that
My lips are super swollen
Then why are there two cups?
In case you mess up
Try it then
Absolutely not
After seeing that,
Definitely not!
there's no way we would do it
He was plainly laughing
It spilled everywhere
How many years have you been doing this?
No, so listen
What exactly was your mission?
What was it?
In 10 minutes,
Top-secret mission:
In 10 minutes, make Tanaka cry
using your own words
using your own words,
Yes...
make Tanaka cry
Make him cry?
Make me cry!?
That is very difficult
I thought I got pretty far
No, I wasn't close at all
Excuse me, but you weren't close at all
AAAAHHH!!!
I TOLD YOU TO DO IT GENTLYYYY!!!
They've been on duty for 2 hours and 30 minutes
On duty for 2 hours and 30 minutes
They are still experiencing surprises from the drawers
I really felt like
it felt like my lips got smashed by a piano lid
Shozo, open yours up
It's here
What!?
Again, this pattern
We know everything...
envelope that says "we know everything"
Look in the other ones
Every single year, it's this pattern
Especially since we're detectives this year
Ahh, these ones, right?
"We know everything" pattern?
Oh yeah, we are detectives
Yes
They've investigated for a year...
Again...
Endo's drawer
Weekly Photo Magazine
What is this again?
Um, not Monday...
What was it again?
Monday is M-O-...
M-O-N-....oh, that's "Mon"
This is just ridiculous
Seriously though?
M-O-N is pronounced, "m-oh-n" right?
Say it properly
That's not how you say it
Properly
Say it properly
Weekly Photo Magazine
MONDAY
In Endo's Drawer
That's not how you say it
Like the word "massage"*...
*Note: The particular word he uses (momu) with his hand movement suggests a groping-like action
Massaging...
Hamada-san is laughing too, you know
How... How did you get that?
Oh come on... Stop it
Don't make that face, Endo
I mean, wouldn't you just read it phonetically?
*Note: In Japanese, they imitate the Western pronunciation of "Monday", so in the Japanese alphabet, it's actually spelled and pronounced "Mah-n-deh"
M-O-N is how it's spelled, so isn't it "MOH-nday*"?
This title, what does it say?
Weekly Photo Magazine
In Endo's Drawer
MONDAY
In the folded page is the big scoop
The full story of Cocorico's Endo's "Joyful Night"
What?
What??
Full story?
Oh, it said "full story"
Huh? What could it be?
Well, we should just do it like last year
Indeed, if no one remembers it...
But for me...
But see, right there
Your anxious behavior isn't good
The folded page right?
Oh, it's this
At the location of "The Legend of Momotaro"
the Demon of Affairs has appeared!
You can't believe who Cocorico's Endo has targeted!
Big scoop! 4 pages in the fold
At the location of "The Legend of Momotaro"...
The Demon of Affairs has appeared...
You can't believe who Cocorico's Endo has targeted...
The Legend of Momotaro?
Notes: Momotaro is a Japanese folktale from Okayama about a boy defeating demons with his animal friends
Okayama?
Must be Okayama
Weekly Photo Magazine
MONDAY
In Endo's Drawer
Cocorico's Endo seduces!
A certain local broadcast station's super gorgeous feature announcer!!
Big Scoop!
Who is this person?
Oh right, it's the announcer person, right?
You're in the picture together
Local broadcast station's...
Feature announcer...
Oh, an announcer...
You exchanged contact info?
Yes
It was normal, just after work
At an unexciting dinner meeting,
The Demon of Affairs falls in love
Pfft...
This guy's plainly laughing here
Hey now
What?
What is this referring to?
Ow ow ow ow ow
You were seducing her?
No, I wasn't seducing her
I wasn't seducing her
Cocorico's Endo seduces!
A certain local broadcast station's super gorgeous feature announcer!!
Big Scoop!
In Endo's Drawer
MONDAY
Weekly Photo Magazine
Who is this?
You know, I think this is something I shouldn't really say
It says here, "Constantly text messages..."
"But according to Ms. A, she only felt dread towards having dinner with Endo alone."
"Only felt dread"? It says "dread," but who...
"Only felt dread"...
It's because you laughed! I only read it!
No no no
But me too, I only... I didn't...
What? What is going on?
I wasn't being persistent...
Tell us what happened!
What are you saying? You know what you did.
You were seducing her?
I was not seducing her
So annoying
You were texting them
Indoor Announcement
I wasn't, I wasn't texting
This is an emergency broadcast
Please look at the monitor
Greetings everyone
Monday Scoop!!
Emergency broadcast
On-site reporter
Hakata Daikichi
I am your on-site reporter, Hakata Daikichi*
Note: Hakata Daikichi is a famous Japanese comedian
Actually, at this time
the staff decided to try and reach out to her to make an appearance, when
she gathered her courage
to hastenly
come here on site for us.
Without further ado
Ms. A, who Endo tried to seduce
Thank you for coming
Thank you for having me
Firstly, we'd like to ask you why you agreed to making an appearance?
Well...
I have my own position in society
I was very unsure of what to do
For myself, I thought
that I need to reveal the truth
I decided to make an appearance
I see
This person seems like a petite and cute lady from this impression
Endo, do you prefer petite ladies after all?
That is indeed my type
Thought so
And now, including Endo, the five of them look at the lady on the screen...
They think she's a local broadcasting announcer
But her identity is...
Endo's ex-wife, Chiaki
Assuming a female announcer
Ex-husband
Ex-wife
Answering questions normally
Ex-couple's exchange
And now, we have the panicking ex-husband who thinks she's the female announcer,
and we have the ex-wife, who is answering questions as if everything's fine
Please enjoy as this former couple have a conversational exchange
If you'd please, I'd like to go ahead and have a discussion
What, I didn't hear about this, what is going on?
Endo Getting Pranked
Thinks female announcer but actually Chiaki
First of all
What was your first impression of Endo?
Well...
I apologize, but
at first
I thought of him as
the guy in Cocorico who isn't Tanaka
In terms of impression
I'd say it was going well
This person says horrible things
My impression was that he's
a comedian who is actively shown on TV
She says some awful things
Through work, huh?
It seems that you exchanged contact details, but...
And that...
Not by text message
It was a LINE* group actually
Note: LINE is Japan's most popular chatting app
Even now, do you still
Endo Getting Pranked
Thinks female announcer but actually Chiaki
Even now, do you still
converse over text?
I think that Endo is
is more of a sensible person
Even now, I get
quite a few texts from him
Exchanges texts with ex-wife every week
Eh~~?
I don't, I don't, I don't at all
Would it be possible to share with us any of your conversations?
Yes, um...
Endo Getting Pranked
Thinks female announcer but actually Chiaki
I haven't texted her at all, it's on
Socially, well...
LINE, it's all on there
As a member of society
In terms of our personal conversations,
Sharing with you without
Endo's permission is...
not good, I think
Then
Isn't it okay?
If it's no big deal
if it's not something you're ashamed about
It's not something I'm ashamed of...
It's not really...
How about Daikichi-san looks at it once?
Yes, alright then, then if you could just show me...
Endo Getting Pranked
Thinks female announcer but actually Chiaki
Can you promise that
you definitely won't show this to the public?
Yes
I definitely will not show this to the public
She's so concerned that she doesn't want it shown to the public
Then let's see
But I don't think I really...
Daikichi is being shown a text that Endo sent to his daughter
But you haven't sent those kinds of texts, right?
No way, I did not
Are you sure you're not writing things like, "let me train you..."?
No no no, I don't do that anymore, I've matured since then
Hahaha...
Daikichi-san?
Yes
Text to his daughter
"I love you" with lots of hearts
What happened? Is it funny?
No, it's uhhh...
I wouldn't say it's "funny" per say...
It's a bit... um...
There is more or less a
conflict with the evidence...
What do you mean by "conflict with the evidence"?
Well, even so, yes
This is not something to
show to the public for the sake of both of you
What a good dad!! It's a favorable impression so we will not show it.
No, no no, no
If it's like that, then...
This isn't in a group, you guys are texting directly, right?
I was seriously being deceived here
It was in a group, but...
But, um, at first it was just between us
It started just texting with her and it turned into getting dinner and then it became a group chat
Sounding like a real idiot
So desperate
For example, "Let's get dinner" was something that
in the female announcer's perspective
"I wonder if he sees me as a woman and is inviting me out"
There's nothing I can do about that
Directly, it's...
Well, yeah, that's true
By seeing Daikichi's reaction
True
It doesn't seem like that's it though
And so
Would you like to talk directly?
With you, Endo and her
Oh yes
Endo Getting Pranked
Thinks female announcer but actually Chiaki
Ummm
It's been a while
Ah hello
Ah, hello
Hello
It has been quite a while
Ex-couple's unnatural conversation
Thanks for before, with um... You know
I have my own position to consider
Yes, of course
So I can't really say much
For myself
I must speak the truth...
Yes, that's understandable
"The truth"? What exactly is that?
The truth is... Um, what kind of truth?
That is how she is, so Endo and everyone else
This time around
With the staff's
earnest persuasion
We have been given permission
to show her face
Wait, but this... No no no
This is pretty bad, isn't it?
Actually the truth is,
she composed a letter
Endo Getting Pranked
Thinks female announcer but actually Chiaki
in regards to your feelings
It will be read for us in just a moment
So Endo, please listen carefully
And so, if you could please read the letter
There's no way, I mean...
This series of events is not right...
What the hell are you saying?!
What are you doing looking so serious?
I apologize for deciding to
make an appearance with solely my own judgement
But there is something I want you to hear
so I have come here to do so
Why are you texting and inviting other
women out when you have a girlfriend?
This isn't a personal conversation we had...
You are a 44-year-old divorcee.
In general, in society, you should be more settled down
Before, you had said
"I've reflected on myself since the divorce and I'm more serious"
You've told me
"I'm a changed man"
But in the end, in current conditions
even though you hate being seen as a stupid person
What you are doing is completely stupid
From now on, the strength of your
completely exposed heart of stupidity will never change
Because of your carelessness
I got called out to be on "Gaki no Tsukai" this year too
I'm Chiaki
Puu
What the hell is this?!
No way no way, what the hell is this
No no no, come on now
Gimme a break
But you know, I was kind of relieved
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?!
And now
Chiaki-san has something to say to you
Endo Getting Pranked
Ex-wife Chiaki with an emergency broadcast
You cannot leave the
Demon of Ahairs...
You can't leave the...
Chiaki!
Chiaki
Chiaki!
Chiaki, you gotta keep it together
Oh come on...
Huh, wait, what is it that, what are you trying to say?
Got to bring closure
Bring closure please
You cannot leave the
You cannot leave
the Demon of Affairs to fix itself!!
Endo Getting Pranked
Ex-wife Chiaki with an emergency broadcast
Defeat the Demon
please!
Defeat the Demon of Affairs, Enforce Punishment
What, what is happening?
Dog & Pheasant Arrive*
Note: In the story of Momotaro, his animal companions include a dog, pheasant, and monkey.
What what what??
Wait, in the end, I didn't actually have an affair!
In the end...
What?!? What?!?
Enforcer of the punishment is the Monkey
Whoa whoa whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! No please, stop!
Ow Ow Ow!
Ow Ow ow!
A monkey's Palm Strike
Punishment for getting rid of the infidelity demon
A Palm Strike huh...
A Palm Strike....
A Palm Strike from a Monkey really does hurt...
What the hell was that..?
This really hurt...
They've been Detectives for 3 hours now
The drawer pranks are still not over!
Oh yeah! Tanaka still has his!
Tanaka's drawer
2 DVD's & A 5000 Yen Note
Go for it Tanaka. You're the only one left
Tanaka's punishment has to be something original
It seem's that way now
Well, It's a DVD again
ACHOOO!!
What's wrong?
ACHOOO!!
He's way too jumpy
You're way too jumpy!
Why are you so jumpy, Tanaka?
Way too jumpy!
It was just a sneeze
How many times have you heard it before?
Hamada's sneeze
It surprised me
I laughed from looking at his face
Really?
It's because I was focused on this
Why'd you have to jump like that?
I've seen enough already
Anyways, I'm putting it in now
Alright
Please don't be too bad!
Ga
su
Thank you for calling
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Choose from 5 different types!
You can choose from the 5 different types available!
Thai Kick Supporter as Pants
Mamoru-kun
4,980 Yen
Gasu Direct
Television Shopping
Installation Payments OK!
Special delievery cost for Hokkaido and Okinawa
♪♪～ We're waiting~
Didn't you get 5000 yen earlier?
Ah!!
He can buy it with the 5000 yen from the drawer
I get it now!
So that's what it was for!
So this is what I need to use it on!
Seems that way!
If you don't call, it'll be bad
You should really call them
Speaking of calling, where's the phone?
Is there really no phone in here?
Ah over there!
Ah! There is one!!
So this is what it's for!
It has to be
You're definitely gonna get Thai Kicked
Because you're gonna get kicked in the ass from this video
Won't this thing protect you?
You know this is really good for you!
So you should really do it...
Gasu Direct...
Alright, I'm calling them
Operator
Hello, This is Gasu Direct!
Ah!
Uh...
I'd like to have one Mamoru-kun please!
Yes?
I'd like to have one Mamoru-kun please!
Thank you very much for your interest!
Operator
What kind of type would you like?
Uhhh...
The denim-type!
I'm really sorry about this but
Operator
At the minute we have only the blue ones in stock
At the minute we have only the Blue ones in stock
If you'd like the Blue we can deliver it to you right away!
I'll take the Blue then
Thank you very much!
Because we have someone from the store delivering it right away
Operator
Please just wait there for a bit!
Alright
It's good you didn't make a fuss over the denim one
So why'd they ask you what color you wanted?
I was wondering why they asked
But you know, this is really...
That was quick
The speedy delivery of Gasu Direct!
Is there a Tanaka here?
That's me!
It's Gasu Direct...
That was quick!
Here you are
Thanks!
Amazing
They delivered it properly
That'll be 4980 Yen
Ah, Here's 5000 Yen
Why'd only Tanaka get it?
You're getting some favorable treatment!
Amazing...
How reliable
Mamoru-kun
Mamoru-kun...
Ah! It's really Mamoru-kun!
The pants Thai Kick support Mamoru-kun
Amazing!
It's just as it was on TV
I guess it's alright if I put them on now
It'd be good to do it in advance!
Aren't you glad you got blue?
These are a lot better than the denim ones surprsingly
Yeah
It's an exact fit
This is good!
Amazing...
Man these are really amazing!
So when something happens you pull the cord right?
If I think he's coming
Ah there's a note
Mamoru-kun handling explanation
If a Thai Kick boxer shows up, pull the cord
If a Thai Kick boxer shows up, please pull the cord
If it was always blown up you wouldn't be able to sit
So then
Won't watching the next video be alright?
With this it will
Mystery DVD (2)
I wonder what this video's gonna be
But I'm really happy with this!
Mamoru-kun...
My name is Tanaka Naoki
I'm just an uninteresting man that works at a detective agency
Today, I'll tell you about a famous detective case
The Famous Detective Animated Series
"The Murder of Don Kong"
Animation: Studio House
Character Design: Yuuki Nara
YEAH!!
Huh?
Where on earth is my teacher?
The match is just about to start!
OUT THE WAY!
With the face of a mountain gorilla
This man is the famous detective I respect
Hamadaichi Kousuke!
Carrying in his hand his trademarked blue pillow
As proof that he has severe hemorrhoids
Sorry, were you waiting?
Thank you all for waiting for this big event!
From now on
The World Heavyweight title match will begin!
Let me introduce you to the reigning champion!
In the red corner!
A real Black Japanese man born in Kyushu!
The Wild Tonkotsu Engine!
He came from hell like Jason Voorhees!
Sugapro Creed!
Sugapro!!
Get him!
And now for his challenger!
In the blue corner!
The Japanese Chuck Wilson!
A man that will only drink room temperature water!
He came from the planet Jintan
The blonde hair prince!
Muscly Matsumoto!
Get him Muscly!
This is ridiculous
This is already too much
Tanaka's chin is also a little too much
It's a little much
Muscly Matsumoto!
Get him Muscly!
And the promoter for this match is
Don Kong!
DON KONG!!
OY DON KONG!!!
HURRY UP AND START IT ALREADY!
Eh? What happened?
Everything went black all of a sudden! Is it a power outage!?
H-He's dead!
For some reason Don Kong had blood coming from his head and had collapsed on the stage!
Master Hamada!
Can I ask you something?
Huh?
The cause of death seemed to be by blunt force
It appears that he was smashed in the head
If I were to guess from the circumstances,
I'd say the suspects would be the two people in the ring as well
The champion and the challenger!
Champion
Changing Room
And so they went to get some information out of the two
Starting with the world champion gleaming with a black luster of energy
Sugapro Creed!
Why would I do that?
Wouldn't it be-
Those wet tissues...
Suga-san really loves them huh
Why would I do that?
Wouldn't it be dumb if I did it?
I was at the corner post when it happened
It would be bad for me if the match was held off!
Challenger
Changing Room
Next was the man with a suspicious mask and hat
together with a tight white tanktop,
Muscly Matsumoto
[note: from mukimuki(ムキムキ) , which means muscular or brawny; or from muki ni naru(ムキになる), which means to get angry or worked up over something]
Why?
Why would I have a motive for killing Kong?
Tomorrow,
my favourite program in the world,
"Tagawa Ebisu Casual Travelling" will be airing
[note: ref to Local Bus Transit Journey(ローカル路線バス乗り継ぎの旅), a program which feature
Yousuke Tagawa and Yoshikazu Ebisu travelling all over Japan via buses within a certain time limit]
There's no way I'd do such a sinister thing!
By the way, if Muscly,
does not use nose drop medicine, his nasal passage will be bad, and it seems, so will his mood.
They really look at the small details
That's detailed!
Really detailed.
Super detailed
Hmm...the both of them don't seem to be murderers.
Who the hell's the culprit?
It appeared!
Hamadaichi-sensei's dirty dandruff!
To have produced so much dirty dandruff means
the start of great Detective Hamadaichi Kousuke's
renowned reasoning!
Footage of the crime scene!
We should just replay the footage from the scene of the crime!
That's right, we do have that option.
Thus,like sensei had suggested,
Thus, like sensei had suggested,
we replayed the footage of the crime scene during the blackout
And so,
the decisive moment
when the crime was committed was shown in the footage!
The culprit is Tanaka!
We are the police. Move aside!
Police Chief, if you please.
Tanaka Naoki, for being a murder suspect, you are sentenced to receive a Thai Kick!
But now...
But now you can use it
Please wait a moment.
Let me pull the cord
okay?
Oh~ it's here
it's here
Small, it's small
Mamoru-kun is so small
The airbag is smaller than expected.
Wait a bit. What happened?
It hurts! Arghhh!!
What's wrong?
What happened?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
It reached the front
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Tanaka?
It really hurt
The kick reverberated to the front
It hurts the most when a little time has passed
It hurts a lot
What the hell?
Don't open your thighs so widely!
Don't be so dramatic, you!
Don't open your thighs so widely!
That's...
That's also no good, right?
This...
What happened?
Mamoru-kun is really small
It's super small
It's different from the one they were selling..showing in the video
Whaat!?
Matsumoto-san was the one who laughed the most...
Yeah!
This is no good...
That's a defective product
This is no good!
Even though the airbag they showed in the video was so big
Why not call them up again?
A complaint
Definitely a complaint
That's...
I should tell them right.
Yes, it's better to tell them
This is a little...
I had better tell them about this
tell them to shape up
Right.
It's better if you use Osaka dialect. Really.
This is terrible.
Oh, they've picked up
Operator
Hello, this is Gaasuu Direct Sales.
I just boughtyour company's product, but...
I just bought your company's product, but...
Yes.
This is awful. It was a defective product
Mamoru-kun
I see.
It's completely defective.I wasn't protected at all.
It's completely defective. I wasn't protected at all.
Air... The airbag did not inflate completely.
Yes
Air... The airbag did not inflate completely.
Operator
Please excuse us, part 2
Please excuse us, would you tell us your name, please?
I am Tanaka Naoki of Cocorico
Operator
Mr. Tanaka you ordered "Mamoru-kun Mini", right?
No no...Not "Mamoru-kun Mini"
Gaasuu Direct Sales' excuse
Tanaka's order was for "Mamoru-kun Mini"
No no no...
He did not say that
He ordered a normal one...
Not the Mini, not the Mini
What's she talking about?
A normal sized one...the regular size.
I see.
Operator
Our deep apologies.A new one will be sent to you shortly.
Our deep apologies. A new one will be sent to you shortly. Please wait a moment
so there was also a Mini
Yes, yes, yes
Isn't this good?
Well, well
We did not think there even was a Mini
We were not informed of the Mini
They've absolved themselves of responsibility
Yeah, we were not informed
Good!!
It's being delivered anyway, right?
That's right. Yes, it's here
Mr. Tanaka
Well, I don't think it's the deliveryman's fault
As for money...ah
It's an exchange
An exchange will do?
Yes, that's right
So a Mini and a normal one costs the same
Then, there would be hardly anyone buying the Mini huh
The Thai kick's already over though
Yeah, that's true
I think there'll be no more... well, the appearance...
The "Mamoru-kun" this time
We can't confirm...
I can't see the difference between the regular andthe Mini from just the appearances
I can't see the difference between the regular and the Mini from just the appearances
No, but...
I wonder why blue's the only colour left...
Will the airbag
Will the airbag really work...?
Probably...
If it works, will it feel totally different?
I think so.
Oh... that's good.
It's just, the Thai Kick...
Yes, there are no more DVDs though.
Yeah
Mr. Tanaka...
What is it?
Delivery; presenting a gift of apology from Gaasuu Direct Sales
No, no, I didn't...
Delivery; presenting a gift of apology from Gaasuu Direct Sales
A gift of apology from Gaasuu Direct Sales
Well,
that's to be expected
Thank you.
They've made a mistake after all
A gift of apology?
Isn't that good?
Yeah
Hmm?
What's with this mini fan?
Fan?
A letter came with it.
Portable fan "Tsumujimaru"
Tsumujimaru?
That's nice
Seems like it's okay to sit here and
just push the red button
well, it's a gift, it's like that
I'm going to push the button.
Wow! Cool!
Awesome!
Tanaka, Tanaka...this, this
Mamoru-kun, Mamoru-kun
Ah! It came out from the front
No no no
It's the other way around.
The airbag inflated in front
What happened? You put it on the wrong way around
Mamoru-kun's not supposed to be protecting that area
Why did you put it on the other way around?
Arggghhhh it hurts!!
Too much
That's gotta hurt
We can see your crotch
The place to protect is wrong
Why!?
Plus this too?
And now you're hitting me?
you're all worn-out
Now it's inflated in front
It''s now a version for the front
I did not put it on wrongly, right?
Yeah
After all, the placement of the cord's the same
Was it?
It's in the same place as the previous one
Then. it's a defective product too
Defective product?
Yup, a defective product
Even if you call, there's no point
Enough. I won't call.
Isn't it better to call them up?
No, I won't call them again.
You should at least tell them that it blew up in the front
How terrible
This is terrible
I wonder why...
Operator
Hello, this is Gaasuu Direct Sales
Um...The product and gift of apology arrived
Operator
Ah. Might you be Mr. Tanaka?
Well, it's okay...
Ah. Might you be Mr. Tanaka?
Ah, yes, that's right.
Our deepest apologies.
The regular size "Mamoru-kun" was delivered
The airbag activated in the front instead
Operator
Can we confirm if you are Mr. Tanaka?
Yes, this is Tanaka
You ordered the "Mamoru-kun Front" right?
Gaasuu Direct Sales' excuse
Tanaka's order was for "Mamoru-kun Front"
Was there such a thing?
I didn't even know there was such a version of the product in the first place.
I really thought it was a regular one, because of the Thai Kicks
Operator
Our apologies.
We will now review your order again, so
would you please hold and wait for a moment?
They'll deliver again
Wait
No no, what does she mean by "review"?
How the hell do you use the Front version?
yeah, since Thai Kicks are always from the back
Click
She hung up
She ran away.
We got fooled
This is terrible
We totally got fooled
This is awful
Awful.
Gaasuu Direct Sales is awful.
5000yen got taken
Yeah, they totally took that 5000yen
Messing around like this...
What is this? Seriously?
It has been 4 hours of detective work since the start.
Detective work 4th hour
The newbies have no time to rest.
Okay, everyone?
Now, in order to deepen friendships between fellow detectives,
a recreation convention will be held so
Change into these jerseys I'm handing out
and we'll go
Recreation?
To deepen the friendship between fellow detectives
Recreation participation
Recreation among fellow detectives
What is the meaning behindhaving jerseys of different colours?
What is the meaning behind having jerseys of different colours?
This is somewhat scary.
Meeting Hall
This is somewhat scary.
What's this? I don't have a good feeling about this
Um... from now on, it's okay to laugh so please
Special Rule
During Recreation, it's OK to laugh!!
Special Rule
During Recreation, it's OK to laugh!!
A lot?
Yes.
So please enjoy yourselves a lot.
We've waited for you!!
We've waited for you, everyone.
Here, come over here.
Come over here
So that's what the colour of jerseys meant!?
Come over here!
Oh
I don't think that team is much better than ours...
We won't lose!
Team Okada
Team Miyasako
Okada Keisuke
Matsumoto HItoshi
Tsukitei Housei
Tanaka Naoki
Bobby Ologun
Dewi Sukarno
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Hamada Masatoshi
Endo Shozo
Sekine Tsutomu
Ogi Naoki
Fujimoto Toshifumi
The newcomers will play split up into two teams
From now,
the curtains will rise to the challenge of an earnest game battle
Captain, are you feeling okay?
The captain is here!
Exceptional promotion!!
Thank you very much
Exceptional promotion!
Are you a detective?
He is a detective
A few years ago, you were over there (as MC)
Yes I was
Don't mention my obvious demotion!!
You couldn't prove yourself
Yes, and
There is also no HAPPY BOY this year
Probably next year I won't be here!!
The first event is
Assistant
MC
Sasazaki Rina
Chihara Junior
Nihon TV Announcer
Nihon TV announcer
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
Changing Faces: 20 Looks
Train your disguising ability
train your disguising ability
Changing Faces: 20 Looks!!
I'm good at this!
Yes!!
Good!!
In order to protect their identities, detectives must be good at disguising themselves
You will participate in a game that will challenge your ability to disguise yourselves
The chosen representative from each team will have to make 20 faces, with 2 seconds between each face
Rules
The representative from each team will,
along with the sound of the shutter every 2 seconds,
have to make 20 different faces
They will not be allowed to look sideways or use their hands
You cannot use your hands or look sideways
Junior-san will compare the photos and judge which representative
Junior will decide which representative had the most variation
had the most variation between their faces
It's up to me to judge, right?
Yes
Understood
With that, let the battle begin!
Winning team gets 10 points!
CAPTAIN BATTLE!
Okada Keisuke
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Thank you
Miyasako can go first
You can definitely beat Okada
He (Miyasako) is pretty skilled
I have 2000 patterns
He's saying he has "2000 patterns"
How many patterns do you have?!
I heard it as "2000 rocks"
Matsumoto heard "ishi" instead of "ichi", making "patterns" into "rocks"
First up
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Changing Faces 20 Looks
First up is Miyasako
Miyasako-san is very strong!!
Yeah, he is pretty strong
I agree!
They're all funny
Our captain isn't gonna lose though
I can do it too, right?
I don't really see you doing different facial expressions
I do do it!
For example, like what?
For example,
for example
Oooh wow!
you can't use your hands!
Don't mess around!!
That's a move!
It's only your face! You can't use hands!
Do it like this!
So strict!!
Actually I need my hands
What's wrong with him?
Miyasako-san, how are you?
Okay, perfect!!
Do your best!
Once again, here is Miyasako-san!
How's your confidence?
I am confident!
Oh, he has it!
What if you have to look like a certain celebrity?
Yes, I have it
And if you had to guess who that would be?
I would say Jurie
Sawada Kenji-san
With that, let's get started. Changing Faces 20 Looks starts...
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Office
What about Jurie?
Did he revert?
You don't have many looks
He had some
There are 4000
Oh, again again
It's (Antonio) Inoki
Inoki was a pro-wrestler
Not enough faces!
No no no no
They're starting to look the same!
This guy is terrible!
We've seen these!
Finally!
Thank you very much!
He made too many gorilla faces
They're all different
If you look at them you'll see
What about Jurie??
You used Jurie so quickly
For Jurie, I wanted to use him later but it was impossible
Just now, there weren't even 8 faces
Please look at the photos
They're completely different
Let's take a look then, shall we?
This way!
Okay, good
Completely different
We already saw these
Gorilla!
That one was good!
Very good
Good good!
Amazing development
See, look at this one!
There's barely any difference
1 and 5 are exactly the same
Please look at 1 and 5
No, no
5 is Kitamura Lawyer
This deserves 0 points
4 and 12 are also very similar
The tongue!!
They're different!
That is a Okinawan Lion (statue),
whether or not you're opening your mouth
These are COMPLETELY different
That's Horiemon
And, with that
chance
Captain Okada!
Second up
Okada Keisuke
Don't mess this up!
He's our leader!
His face isn't that interesting
Please do your best
Go practise
Go-
What the hell?
That's our leader!!
Are you okay? Leader?
What is it?
Does he have something?
That's just the guy next door
Did he think that first one was funny?
You can't hide the ones that aren't funny
Are you ready, Captain Okada?
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
He can do it!
No, he definitely can't
Hey Okada-kun,
what approach will you take?
The expressions are based on four emotions
I just need to express those emotions
What is there besides those emotions?
Okay, with that...
FOCUS!!
Changing Faces 20 Looks... ready...
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
The timing is completely off
That's his normal face
Can he even do this?
Oh that one's good!
That one is good
CHANGE IT!!
PLEASE CHANGE IT!!
I seriously wanna beat him up
You can't turn your face
I'm seriously gonna hit him
Is this a joke?
Are you kidding
You already used that!!
No no you're kidding!
I'm scared I'm scared
That's 3 patterns
Only the direction of his neck changed
I got really nervous
But you know, right?
Thank you for everything this year
But you tried
You're definitely not going to get paid
So let's check his faces
This way
This is his normal face
It's his normal face
Around 6 they're all the same
He already did this
You had this
We saw ALL of these
You did this
So normal
This is so bad
You had ALL of these
You did this, you did this
You didn't change your face at all
You're only moving from left to right
Even early on, 2 and 3 are the same
I'm so shocked
17 and 18 too
You didn't do anything between them
He didn't do anything for 4 seconds
Do you have a gag along with this face?
YOU...
You don't have one!
You're REALLY not going to get paid
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
Now, Junior-san, please announce the winner
the winner is Miyasako-san!!
Winner Team Miyasako gets 10 points
Team Miyasako will now receive 10 points
Let's put a limit
I bet Junior is also pretty bad
The second challenge is...
Please demonstrate for us
J-san, please show us an example
I bet it's gonna be funny
Watch Junior-san
No no, that's not-
He can do anything
I can't explain enough how much talent I've been saving up to today
Up until now, it's just been the introduction
He is a star from the same era, after all
Right
He's making one more anyway
I agree
He's into it
Changing Faces 20 Looks, Junior version... ready... start!
They're all the same!
Scary scary!!
BLEHH!!
Open your mouth!!
This is-
Why don't you change your face!?
He was making kissing faces
This is a game of changing your face
Did you know the rules?
Okada-kun, you're pretty good
He even said that hands don't matter but he's doing this...
I was about to throw up
He tried to be cute
He wanted to be cute
Who were you doing that for?
Yeah, what's with the trying to be cute?
And who were you doing it for?
Who was I doing it for?
My wife!!
Right, let's check the pictures now, here they are!
I don't really even want to see them...
Wow...
They're all the same!
All of them!
Shit, that's scary!
Damn, that's scary
Damn!
It's not changing!
This is not good...
It's all the same...
Yeah you're right...
It just looks like a curtain design
4 and 5 are amazing
And 2 and 3...
This is a commemorative photo
It's so bad!
It's actually amazing though
It is right?
Yeah, he literally has not moved positions...
I did move!
Please hold on a second...
4 5 and 7 please!!
It's the exact same!
It's the 3 brothers!
Their numbers increased by one!
They're triplets!
I don't understand the 'expression' of that face...
Next up is...
Try and find out who is talking under the sweater!
Find the man
speaking under
the sweater!
One team hides their mouths
and one of them has to say the word that is given to them
The other team then has to guess who said it
and if they get it right, they get 10 points.
If they get it wrong, the other team gets 10 points
Ok then, first up is Team Okada!
Decide who is going to say the word...
First up-Team Okada
First up- Team Okada
We will decide now then...
This will be so easy...
Bobby will be too easy to guess...
So we can take two of them out of the equation...
Have you decided,
captain Okada?
You have? Okay, if the other team could turn around for a second.
Now then
The person who will talk, please reveal yourself
Team Okada
Person to speak: Bobby Orogon
Ok guys, turn around.
Right then, Team Okada's subject will be this...
It's Sakana-kun.
Subject
Sakana-kun
Right then, let's get on with it...
3..2..1 go!
*&*&^£&£*£$&...
Damn their voice is small!!
I couldn't really hear...
It's got to be Hosei-san or Matsumoto-san...
Please can you say it louder...
Yeah it's got to be
Please say 'Arigatou Gyo-zaimasu'!
Here we go
Arigyato gyozaimasu!
Bobby?
We all have different opinions
That's great, they're not sure at all!
One more time
Ok, please do it once more!
Arigyato gozaimasu.
Right, please decide and answer
Please give us your answer!
Hosei-San
Team Miyasako FAIL
Right
Who was the one speaking then?
And it was...
BOBBY!!
Answer
Bobby Orogon
Bobby, you were awesome!
It was Bobby...
He did so well
Yeah he was really good.
I was so nervous!!
He was good, wasn't he?
WASN'T HE!!
What is he on about?..
Right, Team Miyasako, please decide who will speak for you
Medama Oyaji
Subject:
The person to speak for Team Miyasako: Sekine Tsutomu
Person to speak : Sekine Tsutomu
Team Miyasako
He will speak as Medama Oyaji from Gegege no Kitaro.
Subject
Medama Oyaji
Right then, the subject is Medama Oyaji
You can't cheat and speak together, okay?
yeah
Right then, Medama Oyaji in
3..2..1.. Go!
You're meant to be Medama Oyaji...
The 2nd guy looks...
Medama Oyaji please
We have to be able to hear what you're saying..
...rou
Only one person is meant to speak, you know?..
More than one person just spoke!!
HEY!!
That's not right!!
Hey, you!
What the hell are you doing!?
This guy...
This guy wasn't the person who was meant to talk
and he just accidentally spoke...
Damn...
Hamada-san!
Please get yourself together!!
Damn, that was a shock!
He wasn't meant to say anything
And they knew it was you speaking...
Yeah, I thought straight away 'It's Hamada'...
He just said 'rou'..
Funashii
Subject:
The guys get themselves together, Fujimoto will now speak
Person to speak : Fujimoto Toshifumi
Team Miyasako
His subject is funashii
Subject
Funashii
Ok then, let's hear Funashii then...
I think it was Fujimon...
Can you speak a little bit more...
Yeah okay
Please say 'Nashijiru Bushaa'
Okay, go ahead!
Hamada-san just
don't bother trying...
No one thinks at all that you're doing it!!
We don't need your little tricks...
Yeah, it's never going to be him...
Right then, are we good?
You've decided?
Fujimon
Team Okada get 10 points!
Team Okada get 10 points
I mean...
Because of Hamada-san's slip up...
I don't think anything we would have done would have worked...
12:30pm- 4 hours 30 minutes since the start
Guys
Our chief inspector
who was on a business trip has just returned
So let's all go and say hello to him
The chief huh?
The legendary detective
They will now go and greet him
They now go to see the legendary detective
Who is this person?..
This is the chief's room right here.
Don't be rude to him, okay?
Here we go then...
Excuse us
Can you guys just go and line up over there...
Chief's room
Oh, over here?
Hmm, it seems he hasn't returned yet...
Kindaichi Kosuke
Ishizaka Kouji
Sorry for
making you wait...
No way...
I mean yeah, he's meant to be a legendary detective...
Yeah of course...
Damn
He's a legendary detective...
I mean I guess yeah...
He's the legendary detective...
Yup...
Since you came here...
I don't want to say it's my speciality or anything...
I would like to do a bit of Reasoning
Chief Kindaichi's speciality: Reasoning
First up is Endo-san...
You are a comedian but in March this year...
Just to make a profit, you made a songand released it onto a CD, right?
Just to make a profit, you made a song and released it onto a CD, right?
Right?..
I believe the title was 'Someday of Stardom'
Someday of Stardom
That was the film Tanaka was in
and they asked me to sing a song...
I see, so you took part in that
Yes I did...
And that song got downloaded once on iTunes
And got 1 download on a smartphone...
And got 1 download on a mobile phone
So in the 9 months since March, it's been downloaded 3 times...
I felt awful there...
3 downloads in 9 months?
Damn, I really do need to do better...
When we think of Matsumoto-san, excuse me here...
What magnificent blonde hair you have...
But in the past, when a comedian died his hair blonde
did you not label him as scum?
and I've also heard this story from one of your juniors
That you went to Sanrio Land
with your daughter this one time
And you were in the car, trying to get your daughter all excited
Everytime you saw a factory, you'd say
Hey, is that Sanrio Land?
And when you saw some laundry, you'd say
"Is that Kitty's clothes?"
You are the person they call 'The God of laughter' right?
I do understand you were trying to get her excited but
your performance is just so...
This is really horrible...
And here we have...
Let's see
This is actually a story I heard from your son
Your wife said, "I made meat stir fry, so heat it up and eat it"
So then you heated up the meat stir fry
Eventually, as you wandered around here and there
You got hungry
"Why isn't there a side dish for the rice!!" you say
And then you ate egg over rice*
*Note: Egg over rice is just raw egg on rice, usually with soy sauce. It's known for being a poor or lazy meal
You had meat stir fry, didn't you?
You even heated it
I beg of you...
You even microwaved it
What happened, Hamada-san?
???
It's because you were tired
That's exactly right
How disappointing...
"How disappointing"???
Thank you very much
Five hours into their detective duties
Detective Duties: 5 hours
It's time for lunch and everyone's been looking forward to it, but
Well, with that, I think I can keep saying it
Is that so
Alright everyone
I'm sure you're getting hungry right about now?
Here it is
At this detective's agency
Ah, this again
For those that can do it, a gourmet meal
I hate this one the most
For any deadbeats, a shabby meal
We've had enough...
For any deadbeats, a shabby meal
I suck at this
This is what I hate the MOST
The food you get will be based on how well you do
I really suck at this
The food you get will be based on how well you do
This is the one I forgot to mention
It's that time, huh
This person will be in charge
Come in please!
It's that person, right?
It's that one guy with the same name as the bullet train stop, right?
Here he is
Good job everyone
Seriously, stop coming every single year
Shinagawa Shoji
Note: "Shinagawa" is one of the stops that the bullet train makes in Tokyo, thus Matsumoto's joke
Shinagawa Hiroshi
Your face doesn't change at all
Seriously
Always the same, every year
It's the bullet train station guy
I always get a weird sweat because of your damn segment
And so, in this challenge, you will be betting your wunch... Lunch for...!!
Huh?
You can't even speak right
Really, what's wrong with you?
Hamada-san, please...
We aren't in a normal place!!
What a pain in the ass
We aren't in a normal place
He's become someone who laughs so easily
Is this fun for him maybe?
Are you having fun?
No no no
Are you just plainly having fun?
No no no
He fumbled his words so...
Are you just plainly having fun?
Well, at that time, I...
Go over to Lumine the Yoshimoto!!
Note: Lumine the Yoshimoto is a comedy theater in Tokyo where an audience can watch live performances
Eh?
Me?
Me too?!
What is going on?
You can't help but laugh...
Really, you, the limit...
Downtown, what's going on with you guys?
Gently, alright?!
Do it gently, okay?
Then let's get going
As of now, in this challenge, you will be betting your lunch for this...
I don't want to do this...
Praise it!
Praise it! Sing it! Culinary Improv Idol Parody Song!
Sing it!
Culinary Improv
Idol Parody Song
From the Showa era*
Note: The Showa era spans from 1926 to 1989
Idol... Song...?
This year is idol songs!
Praise By Improv Idol Song
Shinagawa will designate one of the five and
a card with a name of a dish will be presented
The rules are
Hamada-san!
Shinagawa will designate one out of the five guys and
Ramen
a card with a name of a dish will be presented
The designated person, with the melody of a certain idol song,
must praise that dish by improvisational performance
The designated person, with the melody of a certain idol song,
must give praise to that dish through a song performance
As an example, Fujiwara will perform
The theme song will be Tahara Toshihiko's hit song,
Theme Song
Dakishimete Tonight is the melody for the song of praise
"Dakishimete Tonight" (Hold Me Tonight)
If you would!
Dakishimete Tonight
Subject
Broiled eel over rice!
Broiled eel over rice
Ahh I become so energetic, when I eat eel, in an instant
The sauce with the secret formula... Uh... Um, goes well with rice... Errr... I'm sorry...
You suck, you really suck
That was awful, can't you do it properly?
Please do it properly
That's just cruel!!
How could you forget how to do the example?
There is no damn reason to get hit because of this!!
This year's is terrible!!
This is terrible!
This year's is terrible!!
Why do I gotta suffer for this?
Apologies
This goes to show how difficult it is
Do it properly!!
Theme Song
Praising to the melody of
Nagisa no Balcony (Matsuda Seiko - 1982)
Waiting on the balcony by the shore, before long, the morning wraps the two of us with a veil of mist
I love you so love you don't let go of me, mmm... I love you
The first theme song is "Nagisa no Balcony" (Balcony by the Shore)
Let's first listen to the original
This is fairly long
So damn long!
This is pretty long
We don't need this part
Wow, so long
Too long!
Starting with Tanaka!! If you would please
Here it is!
Go, Tanaka
Here I go!!
Let's do it perfectly
Music start!!
Nagisa no Balcony
Subject
Tsukemen! (Dipping ramen noodles)
Tsukemen
With all my heart, I want to dip, smoothly scooping, want to use my left hand smoothly too, both hands smoothly scooping
This is good
This is pretty good
Tomorrow, today, day after tomorrow I'll eat mmm... I love you
He's completely...
Terrible at singing, isn't he?
Yes!
What the hell is that?
The last... The last... You didn't change the last bit at all
The last bit didn't change
It was good, right?
This passes
No way!
It passes!!
"I love you"?!
Doing it like this is okay?!
But wait!
But wait, it was fine, right?!
Gently, okay?
The lyrics didn't stick to me
There's an issue with your singing capabilities!!
That's right
Singing capabilities is a different matter!!
This is the level of quality that we're maintaining this year, right?
Well, this was very...
Right?!
The feeling from "Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I want to eat"
It was good, wasn't it?
When you say, "you," just who are you talking to?
Tsukemen!!
You completely talked casually just now!!
No! That was not what it was...
No, not at all
You said, "Tsukemen! Tsukemen!"
You're way too excited!!
Why is it just me?
You're really excited
You were laughing...
My junior talks to me casually and I get the out
GENTLY!!
I SAID GENTLY, DIDN'T I?!
Theme Song
Nagisa no Balcony
Matsuda Seiko - 1982
Tsukitei Hosei
Next up is Hosei to take on the song of praise!
Nagisa no Balcony
Subject
Cold tofu!
Cold tofu
Please grill my tofu, just for me, grill my cold tofu, I beg of y...
Why the hell
Grilled cold tofu...
No no no
That's not right
I don't get it
You and I, with soy sauce mmm... Let's eat cold tofu
What does that even mean?
Don't understand it from the beginning
That is an out
That's an out!
What the hell is he even saying?
Grilled cold tofu?
What do you mean by "Grilled"?
You don't heat it
From the opening, it completely became a song about grilled tofu
Yeah, seriously
What are you saying?
Theme Song
Nagisa no Balcony
Matsuda Seiko - 1982
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Next up for the challenge is Matsumoto
But before that
I say this every year, but
Putting the name of the dish in the song is pretty lame!!
Yes, I agree
What do you mean by "pretty lame"?
By that logic,
Even if you say that
You make it so that you know what dish it is without the dish name in the song
Yes, just like that
Logically, okay?
I'd like it done like that
Even in famous songs, there are times when the title isn't in it
So then
Matsumoto-san, you must feel very confident about this
And now, Matsumoto-san
Matsumoto-san, you must feel very confident about this
That's right, huh?
Let's not include the title
Such confidence
Nagisa no Balcony
Subject
Crab omelette on rice
Shower me with that endless thick gravy, dripping from my shoulder, drip drip from the back of my neck, you should shower in it too, shower
That's not right
What the hell are you saying?
Crab omelette on rice, crab omelette on rice, crab omelette on rice, crab omelette on rice... Drink up the gravy til it's gone
He said it, he just said it
Crab omelette on rice?!
He said it 3 times
Said it 3 times
PERFECTION
Perfection, thank you!!
That is an OUT
Perfection, thank you!!
That was no good, right Shinagawa-san?
What do you mean by, "Perfection, thank you!!"...?
Well... You know
"Crab omelette on rice" was said four times!!
That's right!
I wonder if you were singing from the perspective of the crab omelette on rice...
Exactly
I wonder if you were singing from the perspective of the crab omelette on rice...
For crab omelette on rice, the eggs are poured over...
That's a good point
And then becomes the omelette...
Why are you showering yourself with the crab omelette gravy?
Because I couldn't think of a damn thing!
It wasn't bad
Let's not make it tense here...
This heated battle for lunch gets even more fierce in the second half
Detective Duties: 5 hours 15 minutes
Theme Song
TOKIO Sawada Kenji - 1980
Praising to the melody of
Flying in the sky, the city is flying, pierce through the clouds becoming a star
Fan the flames, tear through the darkness, the super city comes soaring in
TOKIO TOKIO while embracing the two of us, TOKIO TOKIO is flying in the sky
The theme song is
Sawada Kenji's hit
It's TOKIO
It's so fast
So fast
The song itself is difficult too
It's long
It really was
This part, here
This part's so good
This part, it'd be great if you could make your song really good here
This is damn hard
The tempo's gone up
Theme Song
TOKIO
Sawada Kenji - 1980
Hamada Masatoshi
First is Hamada
Can he keep up with the faster tempo?
Subject
Pork cutlet rice bowl!
Pork cutlet rice bowl
There is pork cutlet, the coating is sealed with the egg, the pot is... Uh... It's there
What's it, what's it, whaaat is this? What... What is this? Pork cutlet rice bowl, this is pork cutlet rice bowl bowl
Come on, hurry
Open the door, open it
Get the hell out, get out
This is an out, right?
Yes!
What are you doing??
That was just... Amazing...
What is this movement?
What are you trying to do?
That was amazing
I don't know what the hell is going on!
That was terrible
What the hell was with the 'I'm doing it'..
I was going from the perspective of a server
A server?
"W~hat is this"
W~hat is this?
A server!?
That's really weird!
A server!?
A server would make something and say "What is this"?
A server would never say "What is this"
This is bad!
W~hat is this
How many times are you gonna say it!?
A server
makes the food
then says "What is this"?
Don't get sucked in
There's no server on earth that's like that!!
W~hat is this~
Who's line is that?
The manager!
A manger would say that?
Even though he made it?
Isn't that fucked up?
Him in the store going "W~hat is this~"
Even though he made it
He suddenly forgot what he made
Just in the store
Enough already!
Loitering around
The first part was just...
I know...
What an amazingly
stupid server!
He was saying 'What is this' and then
at the end says 'It's this'...
I know...
He just suddenly got his sanity back
His memory just went a bit...
Oh, so he remembered it at the end?
That's it!
Damn, age is scary...
But that does happen I guess...
He remembers the recipe!
Put bread crumbs on the pork
Then dips it in the egg.. Then 'Wait, what is this'
Please stop!
I can't do this
He was doing so well...
That sound has just been going off non stop!!
My stomach hurts!!
My brain's taking serious damage here..
He just forgot the name
And as he danced, he started to remember more and more...
And hence remembered...
And you're just like 'I never asked for you'...
Yeah I guess
So he's dancing and comes out
and you're just like 'I never asked for you'...
I can't do this...
What the hell should I do?
I'm in serious trouble
I'm getting sucked into trouble...
HELP ME
I'm getting sucked in
Please help me!
Man that was amazing
Damn, that was
Sawada Kenji- 1980
Next up is Endo! Can he cut through the bad streak?
Topic
Music Start!
Cabbage Roll
Cabbage Roll!
Rolling Ruerarkl Cabbage
Wrap it Wrap it What is this
You do the buy
the sauce's...
Wait a second! Wait a second!
OUT!
Endo!!
Don't you fucking try and steal my partner's killer punch line 'What is this'!!
THAT'S MY PARTNER'S KILLER PUNCH LINE!
Seriously...
Hold on, It really makes you panic!
Sawada Kenji- 1980
Next up, Tanaka will try to praise the food to TOKIO
We're getting hit so much
Okay, I'll do my best
Music Start!
Cucumber Roll
Roll it up Put it in Yellow uhh.. Roll it up
Roll it up Roll it up Put in good things Roll it up
Cucumber
Obviously though...
What's he on about...
Just Cucumber is fine
You can't just roll the cucumber...
Cucumber
It's fine if you roll it!
The cucumber...
Obviously you're OUT...
Obviously...
Are you guys okay this year?..
You just said 'Roll it up'...
I'm OUT?
Obviously...
Oh, I was?
In a Kappa Maki,
Yeah..
the only think you can roll is the cucumber...
So you can't roll the Kappa maki..
You only really said 'roll it' too...
So bad..
Damn...
Sawada Kenji- 1980
Next up is Hosei, Can he praise the food?
MUSIC START
PAELLA
Paella
Pae-tte Put a lot of macaroni in it and Roll it up
Pae-tte Pae-tte Pae-tte Pae-tte and Roll it up
Poemo
Whilst the Poemo hugs me
Poemo
Roll the paella!
He's out right, Shinagawa?!
Obviously...
Of course he is
He's out, right?
What's poemo?
What is poemo?
You said it so many times...
Did he say "Wrap the paella"?
It was so bad
What is "Roll the Pae"?
Did you mistaken it with something else?..
He got dragged into saying "Roll it"
That's true
Sawada Kenji- 1980
And then it's Matsumoto's challenge! How will he fare?
MUSIC START
Fox Udon!
Fox Udon
I haven't eaten it!
Last week too!
Last week Tuesday I didn't eat it!
Fox
What is he doing...
The fox's.... wife I will go to the town they live in
The town
the wife and the fox will live in
Let's live with foxes!!!!
It's so bad...
OUT
That's what happens, right?
So embarassing...
Wait, Let's take a photo together!!
Together?
This is so hard to do...
Next is Yamaguchi Momoe's 1977 hit song!
Imitation Gold
Yamaguchi Momoe- 1977
Sing to the melody!
Ah, Ah, Ah Imitation Gold, Ah, Ah, Ah my bare skin burns
Ah, Ah, Ah, Imitation Gold, the people this year who think you're young
The voice is different, The years are different, The dreams are different
I'm sorry, I'm comparing you to people of last year
This is the next song
This is too hard
This is so long!
Man, This is long!
Damn, This is going to be hard!
Yeah it is...
There's like 3 parts to it...
Hamada will now try to praise to this song
Right, Hamada!
MUSIC START
I'm counting on you man, I'm counting on you!
SARA UDON!
Sara Udon
Note that the noodles in this dish are hard and covered in a hot gooey sauce
This is
AH my mouth hurts
It stabs me The udon stabs me
Even though it's udon, it's not soft
Amazing!
I don't know why but
the noodles are deep-frying!
AH It hurts! AH It hurts AH It's stabbing! AH It's stabbing!
Sorry~ It's thick Mmm Mmmm
"It's stabs me"
The noodles?
The hard noodles, right?
Do they really stab you in the mouth like that though?
There's no way they can stab you that hard...
He said it hurt when it stabs his mouth...
It's amazing that a dish
like that still exists in this day and age...
To sum it all up these are the final results!
Shinagawa deemed that Hosei came last...
Thank you very much!
They get their lunchbox according to their ranking
And now they get a bento depending on their results
Three stage lunchbox + Boatload of Sashimi
1st Place
2nd Place
Lunchbox
I guess we are of age...
3rd Place
Seaweed Bento Box
Yeah...
4th Place
Endo Family portrait print Bento Box
Damn, this bentobox pisses me off...
Last place
Dried Potato
Damn, that was tiring
My tooth came out
Apparently whilst eating his dried potato
his tooth fell out...
WHAT!?
You're kidding me
No...
But dried potatoes are soft though!
Which tooth?
This....
The back tooth
has a filling in there but
But now
There's a dried potato in there instead
Give me a break...
You say OUT but
Obviously we are going to laugh...
His filling came out and instead
There's dried potato in there!!
It's 1:30 in the afternoon and something is bothering the 5 members
5 and a half hours since the start
He said 'Don't take that mask off whatever happens,' right?...
Yeah I know, It's been bugging me for ages...
First Generation
Phantom Thief X statue
Yeah, he did say that
But wait, it is what I think it is, right?
What do you mean?
Isn't it Hamada?
Really?
It's probably Hamada...
First generation Phantom Thief
Look's like Hamada?
Take it off, Tanaka...
What, if we're going to do that, you take it off Hosei...
Shall we do Rock Paper Scissors?
Shall we?
Let's do it
'1 loser' Rock Paper Scissors?
Yeah?
Yup...
Wait, hold on... What is '1 loser' Rock Paper Scissors?
So whoever is alone as rock, paper or scissors loses...
So we're not doing it until the last person loses but
The 5 do rock papers scissors and whoever has different choice to everyone else loses.
'1 loser' rock paper scissors
We do rock, paper or scissors and whoever is by themselves...
Yeah, yeah
That way, It'll probably be decided after 3 or 4 times
Rock, Paper, Scissors...
Ah, this...
Two...
we have two people, Hamada and Endo
Hamada put out scissors so it's Hamada's loss
Thanks
Shouldn't this mean we'd have to play again?
This is Rock-Paper-Scissors, after all.
In the end, we're playing rock-paper-scissors so
it's good that it's fair
Yes, we completed it in one round
It's Hamada-san
Let's do this the next time,
then we'll forgive it just that one time
It's this sort of rule
Why?
We'll do it according to the rule
We're playing again?
How gentle
Gentlemanly
This is a gentle order
Macchan you said it well!!
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors
Once 2 people are left,
we can then move to play normal Rock-Paper-Scissors
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors
No, this is different...
It becomes 1 person win
No, no, this is 1-loser...
Yes, 1-loser
Not 1-winner
No, no
That's strange!
I put out Scissors, and you guys put out Paper
Normally, it'd be my win
But Matsumoto-san was the one who said it
That it's over when 1 person is left
It's a loss if one person's left
Please!!
Yes, please!
You were the only one left
This...
This year too, we're watching this in the studio, right?
Yes, we'll all watch together
The guests will draw back, I believe
Why?
I put out scissors,
you guys put out paper
Why am I the loser?
The meaning, "only 1 person using a particular sign",
was hidden in the rule we decided
Endo, decide for us
The rule
Shall we go with naming it 1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors
instead?
1-person-left Rock Paper Scissors
We played 1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors
What did you think we played?
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors?
So shall we make the previous game invalid?
Yeah
1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors?
I said "1-loser Rock-Paper-Scissors" just now
we'll move to "1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors"
He said it
so...
Do over with "1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors"
1-person-left Rock-Paper-Scissors!
What to do in this situation...
It's you
Is it okay for me?
It was a pretty pattern
where only 1 person was left
It has been decided that Endo will be the one to remove the mask
Shall I remove it?
Yes, take it off
Why do I have to be the one to take it off when I'm the one who does not want to do it the most..?
You have to do it gently
I'm scared
As expected...
It's Hamada-san
This is clearly Hamada-san!!
How old is this Hamada-san?
Just so clear that it's Hamada-san
Phantom Thief X the First
As expected, it was like that
With the eyes uncovered, it suddenly became Hamada-san
That's right
I thought it was Hamada-san
For an instant, I wondered
but once the eyes were revealed...
Look,
if you do this,
no one will know who this is
Yeah, seriously.
Really?
Yes
It's the eyes
Fujiwara
This, do you know who this is?
It's me! No matter how you look...
Say something...
At least say something
A Hamada lookalike statue of Phantom Thief X the First
will later cause a great storm of trouble!!
The 5 did not know, but this statue will later create a great storm of trouble
Everyone, okay?
From now, um... our
Black...Gaasuu Blackluster Detective
Black... Gaasuu Blackluster Detective
Handed down the generations in Gaasuu Blackluster Detective Agency
Is training of the basic physical ability needed by detectives
Special training ...we're going
So put on your outer coats and let's go
Basic physical ability needed by Detectives
Special training to build that up
Basic physical ability?
Everyone, board the bus
They board the bus and head towards the training center
What awaits them..?
They board the bus and head towards the training center
What awaits them..?
They board the bus and start their journey. What awaits at their destination?
the five's new battle
curtain rises
The five's new
The curtain rises on the five's new battle
After a journey of 15 minutes
Everyone, we're almost at the special training facility
The Detective Agency's pride, the physical center
Certainly,
in their minds,
unpleasant memories surface
We're here, let's go
Everyone, let's go
Over here
we're here...
This, huh..?
Countdown to Hell
The special training's full particulars will be made clear
Everyone, over here
The training room's suddenly so old
Here
Training Center waiting room
Over here
You can't move around easily in those clothes so
Change into these training clothes here
there's no time so hurry up and change
What do you mean there's no time!?
Before physical training,
they change into clothes which are easier to move around in
They clad themselves in training clothes and prepare for the special training. Then...
A
sudden
alarm
goes
off
Black Oni intrudes
What is it?
Really, what the hell!?
So many came in
Your mouth's open
What's this?
So many?
Your mouth's open
The Black Oni squad
carried Matsumoto away
Feels like we'd bang into the wall the way you're carrying me
The Black Oni squad
carried Matsumoto away
At that time, if we had stopped them,
we wouldn't need to do this tag game?
To save that guy,
we have to run around, right?
Let's go
Finally...
Okay
Shouldn't there be an age limit or something
for this?
Something like a Senior class
Until 45 years old
The stage where they will be using for basic physical training is...
Until 45 years old...
Wah!
It's vast!!
Yeah, it's spacious
Really spacious place
Spacious
Wow, spacious
We don't need such a vast space
It's a baseball field !!
94m by 94m Baseball field
tells of the harshness
This large and spacious 94m by 94m baseball field tells of the harshness of the training
Can you guys line up here?
How spacious!
Now, the special training you will undergo is this!!
You sure never get sick of this segment, huh!?
Yeah, every year, every year
From now, it's okay to laugh but
if you get caught by the Oni
chasing after you,
a harsh punishment will be meted out
We know that already
Why?!
Together with the start, several will enter play
Several Oni will enter play at the start
The number will continue to increase every 20 minutes
Absolutely No Getting Caught
Detectives
The curtains rise on Absolutely No Getting Caught: Detectives
And so
If it's only you guys who are
old men, it can't be considered training
Then just don't conduct this training
Yeah, we know we're old
so we called in a special guest
Special guest?
It's this person!!
Please enter!!
Helper
Yagira Yuuya
Helper
Yagira Yuuya
It's Yagira!
I'm Yagira Yuuya. Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Why are you here?
An awesome person has appeared
I'm a big fan of Gaki no Tsukai
Though I'm feeling nervous, please take care of me
No, no, no
this sort of program
Yeah
You're not a person who should participate in this sort of program
Do you know what it is we're doing here?
Yes, I know. I watch every year.
Seriously?
No, no, no
Seriously? An amazing person has arrived...
First appearance on a variety program
Yagira Yuuya participates!!
Actor, Yagira Yuuya, is taking part. He will later get to know the scariness of variety shows
Thus,
I will now explain the specifics of the Special Training
Firstly, look over there
There!
Ah, he's already there
Matsumoto-san
While running from the Oni, they need to find the key to the confinement room
While running from the appearing Oni, they need to find the key to the confinement room, and rescue Matsumoto
Matsumoto will get punished if the wrong key is used.
Explanation's finished?
Ready?
Yagira-kun
Please say a few words of enthusiasm
I'll find the key!!
I'll find the
I'll find the key!!
Oh~ good.
Let's find the key!
Let's end this quick
Training... start!
Start of the Physical Training
It's coming! What will be the first one?
Slipper
Wah! Run!
Wait a bit...
Wait wait
I said wait
Okay okay Hamada-san got caught
You said "Okay okay", you...
This was a serious blow
Definitely
It was a serious blow this time as well.
It hurts!
This year too, Matsumoto is relaxing alone
No such thing as "relaxing"
Again...I can't take it?
How was it, Hamada-san?
Really, this is super painful
This'll cause a concussion
Seriously?
The second Oni enters
Harisen (Paper fan) is coming!
Harisen
Run!!
It'd be really painful, really painful
Hard to escape from that...
Hard to escape
Harisen
No
Hosei-san!
Your hat!
That's going to hurt... That is going to hurt.
That really hurts...
That's going to hurt... That is going to hurt.
Damn, that hurts...
It really hurts!
Yagira-kun, be careful, okay, because they're going to come out, one after another
What shall we do, if we don't go forward?
We will only be able to run around this area
That's true
Uh-oh, here comes a Harisen
Harisen
Right, he's locked on!
Locked on Yagira
He's seen him
Yagira-kun has been targeted!
Damn he's fast
Damn, he's not like us...
So different to us...
Oh wow, he's fast...
Wow, he's fast...
Uh-oh, but he's in trouble!
He got caught
It's going to hurt!
Poor thing...
He's like Japan's upcoming actor...
Let's go about this with good teamwork...
I saw before, like you...
Can I say this?
shoved Tanaka towards them...
Hosei sold Tanaka out
When the Harisen came out just now...
Hosei shoved me so hard towards them...
towards the Harisen...
Did you push him?
Yes
He admitted it straight away
I thought if he got hit, I would be safe
Let's not do that kind of thing...
Can I do it though when it's something I really don't want to do?
What an amazing face...
Just amazing...
But if we start thinking like that, we all don't want certain things...
That's what I hate about being in a group, personally...
But seriously, we need to find a place to hide
That's true
Sorry guys, I'm splitting up with you guys.
Okay, let's find the key
Look at him by himself, trying so desperately,
Hosei goes to hide himself
because he doesn't want to get caught, I really want people like him to get caught...
I do not want to become a senpai like him...
So true, I hate Hosei-san when he's like this...
Go run in different directions!!
Hamada-san, a Oni has just come...
Harisen
Oni is going from behind to get Hosei
Go and scatter yourselves!
Please try and find the key yourself too!
Yeah...
Yes yes yes...
Good good good...
But seriously...
Are you going to be okay by yourself?
There's one coming, isn't there!?
I could tell by your eyes!
Damn, he found out!
I could tell by your eyes!!
There was one coming just now, wasn't there!?
I got it!!
How the hell did he find out!?
I figured it out
from your line of sight!
It's coming over here
It's coming here
Please, man...
Uh-oh...
They're in trouble
They're in big trouble
They're in serious trouble
The Harisen guy looks quite tired...
Oh, he's been caught
He gets caught because he does that kind of shit
Exactly
That's karma...
like what comes around goes around...
Hamada-san suddenly started talking...
Unnaturally...
Really..?
Hamada-san...
He was trying to speak to take my mind off it
and trick me
Yeah, Endo was next to me going:
"There's one coming... There's one coming..."
I was like "Oh right"
But seriously, I think we need to improve our teamwork...
That was a bit crap of all of us...
What's wrong with your ear?
Umm, I... I'm really sorry but
I don't think I can carry on...
My ear got whacked by the Harisen...
He used the same shit excuse 16 or 17 years ago...
That was also the Oni Gokko in the Gymnasium...
He said the EXACT same thing!
But this could be serious...
What? When he hit it?
Nothing's wrong with it...
Yeah, it hit my ear
and my ear is ringing right now...
Maybe your ear drum just went...
Oh definitely...
I seriously can't hear anything, nothing at all
I seriously can't hear anything, nothing at all...
For real..?
Yeah yeah...
But you're replying really well...
Hosei's lie quickly gets figured out
What a crap trick...
What are you on about..?
to get figured out with
The terrifying Oni Gokko
The skating princess appears!!
But we need to get over there
and find the treasure chest...
Tanaka, go to the stands
and see if the treasure chest is there
Tanaka goes to the stands alone
Go, we'll let you know if a Oni comes...
Please do!
It might take a while by himself
So Yuuya, can you go from the other side?
That's true
Yagira goes to the other side of the stands
Go check the other side of the stands for the treasure chest
Matsumoto is confused by the sudden greetings
Okay, Hamada-san
It is weird though, right?
I'm going to go over there...
Like it wasn't really the time or place...
Endo goes to see the outer stands
Yeah, you never know
Man, I'm quite hot...
I'm going to leave it here...
I'm going to leave it with you
Coincidentally sees a Oni on his break
Baseball bat
You're kidding me!!
Is this seriously happening!?
You're kidding me!!
Surely this isn't happening!?
There was one over there?
I guess it was hiding...
It was hiding...
The Oni was also like "what?"...
Damn, that hurts...
Damn that made such a loud sound!
Oh shit, that hurts!
Guys!!
I have found a treasure chest!!
They find a key
Finally, they find a key
There it is
They make their way to Matsumoto
Matsumoto-san
We've found the key
This is this year's guest...
The guest..
Nice to meet you, my name is Yagira Yuuya
Oh, hello there...
I'm counting on you...
Open it up for him
Go for it...
You hadn't met up close yet...
Let's get this over with quickly...
If this just opens, we're done with it...
Yeah, it'll be the end
Oh dear... It's the wrong one
You're saying like it's no big deal,"Oh, it was the wrong one"...
You're saying it like it's no big deal, "Oh, it was the wrong one"...
Matsumoto to receive punishment
Yuuya, just come down
He's going to receive his punishment now
Again this year...
Oh man, this sucks...
Obachan
It's tough to even look back
There she is...
Hip shaker Obachan...
I don't want to
look behind me...
There she goes, she's shaking it...
She's still got it
Still on active duty
She's a grandma, you know?..
Amazing...
An actor who's participated in the Cannes film festival gets excited
by the live Obachan
What the hell is with this moment..?
This is harsh...
So gentle...
Punishment is a nose lick
The nose...
She's started with the nose...
He got his nose licked pretty hard...
It's warm though...
Still on active duty
How's the nose?
She licked my nose...
Um...
She really does smell of someone who has lived a long time
He won't say it clearly... But I bet it stinks
Guys, seriously
This is weird...
Like let's finish this in the next one or two goes...
Of course, that's what we are aiming for...
Of course...
Of course
As soon as you guys found that key...
I could hear noise from behind there
The Obachan was getting ready...
Yeah...
We get it...
20 minutes since the start...
We are increasing the number of Oni...
More Oni come out
They search outside the baseball field...
Shall we go over there?
Where are you, treasure chest?
This went on for ages...
It wouldn't be in the bus, would it..?
Check it, just in case...
I will go ahead
Okay...
That's freaky...
You're kidding me...
You would react like that...
What the hell..?
What the hell is this..?
He got caught inside the bus!
Hosei-san did...
Hosei-san got...
Wait...
What was it?
Hamada-san!
Balloon festival..?
Balloon festival
Balloon festival?
Yeah, it says balloon festival
For real?
Yeah...
Wait...
But it's a "festival" so it might be something fun
Oh yeah, you never know, it might be something fun...
What is that?
Holy shit, what a fatty...
Balloon festival...
300 balloons...
What is this?
He's going to float away..?
What?
Wait, this is actually scary...
Oh, I get it...
It's, like, his thing, something he has to take with him as he runs
Oh, I get it!
They'll know where you are straight away
Oh damn, man...
Balloons make him easier to find
This is so annoying...
Please don't come near us
Otherwise they'll know where we are!
They'll find out our location too!
What is this?!
Please wait for me!
No, otherwise they'll know where we are
Hosei-san!
This is to make sure they know where you are...
Yeah, that's right
The branches, the branches...
It's going to hit
They caught onto the branches...
This is the worst!
It really is
It is
It's seriously the worst
Oh but seriously...
Shall we head back to the grounds?
Hosei hides himself among the balloons
That's not a bad idea...
and you're going to try and trick them?
What the hell is Hosei-san doing..?
It's impossible though I guess, while Hosei-san has that on
I see, you're going to hide among the balloons?
Secret move: Hiding among balloons
He's hiding himself among the balloons
I can use this to my advantage...
I'm going to hide...
Oh shit...
There's something there
Worst case scenario, when I can't run away...
But if you do it too much...
It'll just explode...
Loads will just burst and then...
Who is it?
What does it say?
Who is this?
Who?
Who, what is it?
Panda
It says panda...
Wait what, what is panda?
There's another panda which has just arrived
Oh I see, panda...
Oh, this is quite tough...
Tanaka always has this done to him...
Yeah, again this year..
Yeah...
I would hate this so much...
What a pain in the ass...
That is awful...
This face thing has become...
This face thing has become literally like my thing
Every single year...
Your balloons are useless!
You didn't hide...
I did hide!!
I did hide!
Let's not fight...
Sorry...
He gets angry so quickly, like this year, you have been...
No no no...
Yeah, what's wrong, man?
You're so grumpy!
That's not true, I'm sorry!
Yeah, seriously...
I'm so sorry
Please go find it, the treasure box
Okay, let's seriously look for it
We probably need to go around and over there
Okay, let's go
We probably need to go around and over there
Okay, let's go
That's true, I guess...
They resume their search
Let's go over there
It's really not anywhere we have looked for it...
How's it going?
Nope...
Not here, nope
Harisen
Nothing here
Holy shit, they're really coming after us
They're really running towards us
It looks like they're coming, they're coming
They're coming
There's still more of them..?
Harisen and slipper!
Slipper
Harisen and slipper!
This is bad
Slipper
Secret move: Balloon hiding jutsu!
It's not something to go "Ohhh" about...
What the hell, you guys..?
Definitely not something to "Ohhh" about...
The Oni is bewildered
Wow, amazing
What is Hosei-san doing?
What the hell is he doing..?
He's fighting him...
He's properly fighting him...
He's fighting him so he doesn't get smacked...
He's using the balloons to desperately try and save himself...
He's using the balloons..?
Man he's really fighting...
He got away!!
It's a rare animal...
Of course he will get caught again...
Damn that's amazing...
He's doing well
He's serious
Hosei-san is serious...
Balloons are popping one after another...
And his face!!
His face...
His face is really something!
His face!
Slipper
His face...
His face is so funny
He's got the string wrapped around himself
The look of desperation
Damn, that's scary
Wow, this is really amazing
It really is amazing
Come on!!
Come on, Hosei-san!
Great fight, great fight!
Come on, come on!
Do your best!
One after another popping...
And here comes the backup...
Here comes the backup...
Hosei-san, another one has arrived
Baseball bat
This is awful
They really are popping one after another
They're popping one after another!
This is amazing
What the hell is this..?
It's like a gun fight...
Wow...
What the hell is this?
They're double-teaming you!
I literally have no idea
I don't know what to look at right now...
It's like a fireworks display...
It's just fireworks...
He's...
It's a fireworks display
He's dead
That was amazing
Hosei-san...
Damn, that's scary...
What an ugly sight...
That is scary...
Great fight, it was a great fight
Yeah it was...
Damn, you were fighting so hard, huh?
We were supporting you from the bottom of our hearts
I nearly got away...
Yeah that's right
If it was just against the slipper guy...
Shall we split up once...
and find the treasure box?..
Okay, then we will also...
Some of you go over there...
Okay, here I go...
Okay I will go this way...
It really was like that anime DVD from before...
So you do actually do that...
Just as the anime said...
I feel a bit of spite about this...
Where could it be...
Yeah, we really can't find it...
What the hell is that?
What?
Why?
Time Bomb
It said "Time Bomb"
Hang on a second...
What the hell is "Time Bomb"?
Seriously, what the hell!?
Oh, he's taking the balloons off him
Maybe he's a good guy
It says "Time Bomb" though...
Here comes another one...
Oh shit...
That's scary, man...
That is...
WHAT THE FUCK!?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE
Now THIS, I cannot do! I can't do this!
This is seriously bad...
I don't want a time bomb!!
This is really bad...
Wait!
They're setting it up...
Guys, please...
Be by my side...
Die with me...
This is bad, they're setting the time bomb
Please die with me!
Please be next to me at the end,
I beg you!
No way...
you're going to explode...
You're definitely going to blow up!
Hosei-san, I'm sorry!
Please!
You've only got one minute!
Oh yeah!
Hosei-san, I'm so sorry!
Hey!
No way.
No way!
Hey
Please!
Help me!
Help me!!
Endo!
I'm sorry!
This is my once-in-a-lifetime wish!
Please!
Come here!
I'm so sorry, Hosei-san, but...
Please!
I'm sorry!!
You'll end up getting blown up too...
Wait...
You don't know what's going to happen so damn, that would be scary...
Only 25 seconds left!
25 seconds left!
25 seconds?!
Another 25 seconds?
No, I can't!
They got me!
Go over there!
My foot!
My foot!!
Don't come towards me!
My foot!
How many more seconds?!
My foot!!
How many more seconds??
You're walking fine
What the hell is wrong with you..?
He's definitely lying...
It's going to explode...
Stop shouting "my foot"!
Damn that's scary
Like 10 seconds or so
No no no, that's so scary
That's so scary...
How many more seconds?!
Oh shit!
What the hell..?
What is this..?
It would be scary though...
That pisses me off...
You would be scared...
That's so annoying!
Time since the beginning of the training
40 minutes
More Oni appear
Increasing the number of Oni
Hamada-san, please come here...
Endo's Mom
Oh, them again...
Hamada-san, please come here...
Here we go again...
I don't know what they actually did to you...
Please come and relax...
You just went with them...
Yeah, you just went with her...
Hamada-san just...
Got kidnapped..?
Hamada-san just got caught
Yeah, he got kidnapped
He just went in though with no fight...
Maybe he wasn't kidnapped then...
They took me in!!
There was a woman
It might have been a female
Oh, hello there!
Endo Family
Welcome!
You're here again!?
Yes we are...
How are you..?
First things first, greetings after 1 year apart
Hello...
Hello there...
You've really been great to us and all...
No no no, not at all...
You must be tired today...
I mean, yes of course...
Please... Sit down here...
Please...
Please do
Your legs are so tense...
Well I have just been running around...
Have you gotten thinner?
Umm, no I don't think so...
I know you're relaxing and all and it is a bit rude but...
I want to talk to you about something...
Shozo really isn't getting along
with Hirunandesuno's
Nanchan at all...
She really doesn't like him apparently...
What the hell is this..?
Mother worries about her 44-year-old son
Really?
Why is she always so worried about me..?
You know, Tanaka Na-chan is on that program LIFE...
with Uh-chan...
I believe that's with Uh-chan...
Yes...
and since he's good friends with Uh-chan...
I was thinking maybe she should work with Uh-chan instead of Nanchan...
This is ridiculous!
So ridiculous...
I think he's fine, being on Hirunandesu...
Do you think so?
Thank you so much...
YOSHA!!
YOSHA!
Hamada-san! To End...
I will massage
between your legs!!
OW OW OW OW!!!!!
GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA!!
What the hell..?
What the hell was that..?
He's getting beaten the shit out of...
GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA!!
YOSHA!!!
What the hell is with your family?
ONE DOWN!!
Seriously...
They really are something...
Here he comes...
Great job...
They appeared...
They appeared..?
They appeared again...
They appeared again..?
Your...
Again?!
Tell them, man!
Seriously...
I'm scared of my family...
Meanwhile...
Matsumoto waits...
The oldie gets sick of waiting...
So this is how it is...
Damn, that's scary!!
Front of the locker rooms
So that's how it is in there...
Damn, that was scary...
Yagira searches the locker room
Damn, this looks scary
Yeah it is...
I've found it!!
I've found it, awesome!
Awesome!!
Slipper
AHHHHH!!!
Damn that's scary!
AAHHHH!!
AAAAHHH!!
Of course you would be shocked...
AAAAAHHHH!!!
Damn, that would've hurt
AAAHHHH!!
Someone just got...
Who was that??
That was...
Damn, that hurt!
So that's the kind of noise he makes
He's going like AAAAA-N!
I've found it!
They found a key!
Right then...
They found a second key
And run back to Matsumoto...
Matsumoto-san...
We found it
Here I go!