TG
Bump
Sorry
What happened?
What are you doing!?
This isn't good at all
Next challenger: Nakagawake Tsuyoshi
Ueshima army
Next, Ueshima army's Nakagawake Tsuyoshi faces the challenge
He will send hot wax to our boss
Sender
Package
Recipient
Tsuyoshi
Hot wax
Ueshima Boss
Boss, the wax will be coming soon! Okay, bring it on
Tsuyoshi doesn't look like he likes it
Ready
He's putting on such a grim face
He's been looking like that the whole time
Is he really willing to do it?
Do it properly
Good luck!!
It burns!!
What is wrong with him?
It's hot
You didn't get much (wax) on your armpits
Even though there's no wax, why does your armpit feel hot?
I got hit by the board
He's only complaining
Bring it on, you bastards
That was a different level from Amazake
It's the same
Then in that case...
We'll end it with that!!
OY!! Bring it out here!!
It's here
Who's going to come forth!?
Ueshima Ryuuhei
Ueshima Army Boss
A representative from each team will face off at arm wrestling
While arm wrestling, their butts will be filled with air
and they will wrestle as such
the rule is that whoever farts loses
That explanation is unnecessary
It's completely unnecessary
It's the same every year
Every year
The way you say it is so bad
Good luck!
(This is for what happened 2 years ago)
Final Battle
Arm Wrestling with their butts filled with air
Whoever farts is the loser
You're on a roll today
I'm on a roll today
Degawa Army
No Farting Arm Wrestling Showdown
Ueshima Army
Go go!
You look fully ready today
Yeah, he does look ready
Fill it up fully
Ueshima never gets filled up (with air) does he?
Because you've got hemorrhoids!
SHUT UP!! DON'T SAY THAT!!
Don't mention my hemorrhoids!
Zits in your butt
I told you not to mention that, didn't I!?
It has nothing to do with this!
Shut up!
It's irrelevant
He got so pissed when that was mentioned
Excuse me
Air is pumped simultaneously for both of them
Boss, what's this thing?
Don't say it!!
Ueshima, why is your butt purple?
Enough
Tanaka is filled, hurry up Ueshima!
Give me a minute; the tube came loose!
The tube is inside Tanaka
Is it inside?
The tube, the tube
The air is escaping through the tube!!
*Fart*
Air is coming out from the tube.
All right, let's go.
The tube was removed without problem
Pull it out
Gotta pull it out
That's true
Let's go, quickly!
Both butts have been filled up
His butt is rumbling
Ready
Go
Ah, it's coming out
Shit!
Fart*
*Fart*~~
What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Buu~ sound came out!
Ueshima escaped to backstage
There was a buu sound
Please wait for the boss to return
Boss
Boss ran away
Get back out here
Boss
You can't go empty your system like that while we're live
Just do it properly!!
Let's go let's go!!
Wait wait are we actually doing it again?
Of course, let's do it
Restarting, air is pumped in again
This is a battle
Ah, wait
Ah, no more
Too much!!
*Fart*
Sorry, it's almost done
Wait
Both butts have been filled up
Battle, battle!
What the hell is happening!?
Ready, go!
*Fart*
We won!!
Somehow in the final showdown our team lost
You guys aren't too bad
Ends with reconciliation
Sorry for saying all those things
You're all pretty good
Time to go
It stinks
They ended up friends again in the end this year as well
When the life-threatening battle ends, the guys put on a look of relief
The life-threatening battle ends
Expression of relief on their faces
On one hand, for the 5 of them it isn't over
That person waits for the 5 of them!!
After this, that person will strike
11pm
Finally, the moment arrives
Hey, could I get some wat-
Indoor Announcer
Emergency incident
Stay indoors now
A prison escape has occurred in the facility
People who are indoors
must report for immediate roll-call
Gather at the gym
Gather at the gym?
Itao ran away, but nothing happened...
Let's head to the gym
Prison escape occurred
Go to the gym for roll-call
Itao ran away but nothing happened.
Gym
Wow
Yeah, awesome
Indoor prisoners are all gathered
Matsumoto, Hosei
Explanation of the situation from the jailer
Be quiet
Actually, in this prison, there has been an escape here.
There are a total of 15 escapees
To verify, I will now do a roll-call
First, in sequence we will beg- start from the first
GOD
DAMN
Chief jailer
Masahiro Chono barges in!!
Eh? That out is-
At the same time as the out
Just now there has been a prison escape
This is extremely upsetting!
There is a woman
Prison Escapee Information 1
A woman has given birth in the prison!!
who gave birth to a child in the prison
The biggest problem with this escape is
that someone helped them!
And now, I'm looking for the husband who can provide us with more information on them.
Prison Escapee Information 2
The man who helped them is here!!
Is he here in this place!?
Not here?
There is information that will provide a clue
1 more clue...
Oy!
Bring it here!
Oh yeah
What an awful series of events
It has started
This kid's name...
is Akio
Prison Escape Information 3
The baby's name is Akio
Children are honest
When held by their parents they always laugh
So nowone by one
So now one by one
hold the baby.
If Akio laughs, then proof of fatherhood
Investigating who aided the prison escape!!
End
All right.
Starting with you.
*Crying*
You’re not holding him right!!
The baby bawls if it isn’t the father
It’s not you.
Okay.
You’re next.
Yes.
Sorry.
*Crying*
It’s not you.
You’re a woman?
Let’s have you hold him, just in case.
I forgot about that.
Who would remember that?
I totally forgot.
*Crying*
Ain't you, either.
That'd actually be rude, though.
All right, you’re next!!
Yes.
*Crying*
It still makes you nervous, right?
*Crying*
It does, it does.
Really?
It’s not you.
I see. If the baby laughs there.
By some sort of reversal.
Right up until that moment. Just a bit.
I see.
All right.
You...
are next!!
Can you hold him?
Hold him!!
*Laughing*
Akio gives a big laugh
Well, that’s right.
The husband of the escapee has been found!!
So it was you…
What is this, then?
This is not my chi...ji...child!!
Come on. What is that?
That's where you twist your tongue?
It’s begun. This year, again.
Stand!! Come over here.
That’s your child!!
His face is similar,
but it’s just a coincidence.
I pick...-ad up-a this child.
I was allowed to pick him up.
Get on the stage!!
What kind of explanation is that?
First, just get on here!!
But it’s really not mine.
Demanding an explanation on the stage!!
What’s his name?
I don’t know this child.
Isn't it Akio?
I don't know.
You're the one who named him!!
I didn’t name him. I don't know this child.
You named him!!
I didn’t!!
I don't know this child!!
Can I just leave him somewhere?
Are you capable of doing something like that?
I can't...
What the hell are you expressing?
What is this?
What the hell, man?
I got the emotions mixed up.
This child is innocent.
I can’t do anything if you’re with the child.
Give him to someone.
No, no.
No.
I will hold the child!!
"Akio" to be taken away Preparations for the punishment
Hey. Take the child and hold on to him.
Give him the child!!
No.
Hurry up, you!!
No!!
Hurry up, guy!
No!!
Stop it!!
Stooop!!
It’s dangerous. It’s dangerous for the child.
All right. Take the child away.
What are you doing?
“What are you doing?” he said.
He was asking genuinely,
“What are you doing?”
Guards!! Come on stage, all of you!!
Come up. Team, gather up.
All right, everyone hold him.
This is turning into a huge fracas, come on!
Hosei!
This is turning into a huge fracas!!
All right. The child.
Stop!!
Akiooo!!
What is this?
What is the story that's going on here?
It’s because you didn’t let us take him.
Akiooo!!
The story has gotten out of whack!!
So it is his child!!
Ready yourself.
The accomplice of the escapee gets the slap of punishment!!
Get up.
The same routine as always, now.
Seriously, it took a while to get here.
Face this way, you.
Please wait a second.
Yes.
Face this way!!
I’m sorry.
Face this way!
I’m scared.
Sto~~p, please.
This is your fault!
No! Don't! No!!
Akiooo!!
Heeelp!!
Come on, what the hell?
Why are you asking Akio for help?
What the hell was that?
You can’t ask Akio for help.
The child isn't here anymore.
Okay.
Can you just listen to my last request?
What is it? You can ask, that's all.
Please put Akio beside me.
Is Akio still here?
Can you bring him over?
Then, beside, here.
In front of Akio, got it?
All right. Come over here.
All right. Bring him over here.
All right. Say one last thing to your child.
Akio, I wish you happiness in your prison life.
What, what was that?
“I wish you happiness in prison life.”
What the hell is that!?
Let’s do it.
Here it comes!!
What is it?
Here it comes! Get over here, further!
Don’t move, don’t move.
Here it comes!!
The slap of punishment strikes!!
Say something to your child.
Akio... I got slapped.
*Laughing*
God
Damn!!
In the end, he made it his own son.
Seriously?
You’re bringing him?
You’re going to recognize him as your own child?
Is that going to be all right?
He was screaming, "Akio! Akio!”
am 0:00
The date has changed, and prison life has past 15 hours.
am 0:00
Prison life
15 hours and 30 minutes
My ass hurts.
So you brought Akio back.
You put him down quite carelessly.
Hosei,
we'll take care
of Akio at the prison, so I'll take him.
Hehe
Huh? He laughed as if nothing was going on!!
*Laughing*
The baby is in a good mood when held by Fujiwara
*Laughing*
Isn't he supposed to cry?
He's laughing.
What is with this story?
This story is scary!!
Scary.
It was Fujiwara? The father?
But he’s supposed to be a woman, so it makes no sense.
Then it can’t be that.
Yeah, since he's a woman too.
That one was hard.
Hey guys, it turns out that in this jail,
uh, have a cell for really bad criminals
They gave us special permiss-uh...
They gave us special permission so let's go check it out
Let's go then
"Really bad criminals"?
Special Learning Opportunity
To the Really Bad Criminals' Cell
We don't need special permission
to see the "really bad criminals"
So this isn't something you usually see?
"Really bad criminals"
"Really bad criminals"?
Guys it's over here
What? It's so close!!
Furthest over there is Tanaka, then Endo,
Cell
Hamada, Matsumoto, then Hosei. Line up like that
There were these bad criminals this close to us?
Wow, it's in a place like this
Really Bad Criminal
Mukai Seitaro (Tenshin)
Really Bad Criminal
I Am Noda (Onigashima)
It was right next to us
To give us a cake on New Year's Eve
the prison chief is so nice
Cake!!
CAKE!!
Let's split the cake!!
Okay split it in half!!
Wait what are you doing?
Give me my half!!
Why!? We can share!!
Give me my half!!
WHY!?
I want it!!
We can just eat it all together!!
I want to eat it!
Petty fight over cake
WE CAN JUST EAT IT TOGETHER!!
GIVE IT TO ME!
WE CAN JUST EAT IT TOGETHER!!
Oy what are you guys doing!!
Get away from each other!!
If you're gonna fight over the cake, I'm gonna take it away
YOU BITCH!!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO MY CAKE!?
ISN'T THAT ODD!?
Really Bad Prisoner's Wrath toward Guard
IT'S MY CAKE!!
LET GO OF MY CAKE!!
IT'S MY CAKE!!
Somebody!!
SOMEBODY!!
Alarm in prison goes off
MY CAKE!
KEEYEHHH!!
Chief Guard
Egashira 2:50
What are you doing!
BEHAVE @#$%&
Punishing them for petty fight
KYEHHHH!
OOOOOOH
Punishment #1: sucking nipple
Okay
Stop that!
I don't understand the reason!!
Explain his reasoning!!
There was a noise
Alright!
NOW LICK MINE!!
Punishment #2: Prisoner now licks his
He said it clearly: "now lick mine!!"
What the hell is this!?
Alright!
Punishment #3: Wedgie
That must hurt!
Wait, aren't you done with that kid?
What's gonna happen?
Carbon Dioxide Gas
Punishment #4: Carbon dioxide gas to the penis
My jaw...
Your turn
Wait- wait...
My jaw has dislocated so...
PUT IT BACK!!
It came loose!
It's fixed!!
Did you hear that?
What?!
Lie down like the character "kawa"!!
Note - Kawa is written with three vertical lines
What are they doing?
*gibberish*
YOU ARE NOT TO DO THIS AGAIN!!
GOT IT!?
Devil guard's punishment (of the prisoners) is over
What just happened?
Amazing
He punished them so severely!!
How incredible...
So messed up
His jaw was dislocated?
It must be easy to dislocate
The guard is the really bad criminal!!
Really...
The 5 men have one last task to do...
Sudden lightning bolts
What?
I'm scared.
Whoa what!?
What what what?
Undercover guards storm in
Scary scary scary
Wait~
Ahh they're here they're here
I'm so scared
This is just the worst
Hosei and Cocorico taken somewhere...
Whoa what is this??
Scary scary scary scary
I'm scared I'm scared ah
What?
Waaait
WAIT~
What about me? Somewhere else!?
What why!?
Hosei and Endo confined to the same room
Hosei-san?!
Help me, Tanaka!!
Help us!!
Endo!!
They put me in a cell!!
Come on!!
P- P- Put me with them!!
P- P-Put me with them!!
P- P- Put me with them!!
Please wait!
Damn it, Tanaka
Wait!!
Tanaka placed in solitary confinement
Come on, Tanaka
Why am I away from the others?
3 confined, as for remaining Downtown...
3 of them are confined,
and as for Downtown, who are left in the room...
Okay, so this is how it's gonna be
Restrained by handcuffs
That scared me!!
Hey Fujiwara what the hell is going on?
I'm sure it scared you, but
Hosei and Cocorico were abducted by my men so res- rest assured
So now this is jailbreak training!!
Rescue those three and work together to break free!!
You can laugh, but if you get scared, you're OUT.
Alright let's hurry
Why is a prison holding jailbreak training the direction you're going in?
Special late-night rules
Special late-night rules - absolutely no getting scared: big prison break!
Absolutely No Getting Scared
Big Jailbreak
Hosei and Cocorico Rescue
Receive 5 Jailbreak Medals!!
The two have to help Hosei and Cocorico escape,
and then they have to get the Jailbreak Medals
in order to complete their training!
I'm so afraid of getting injured every time
Come on, help them
Whose voice is this?
The voices were the worst part
Immediately attacked by carbon dioxide gas
Already?
Hosei/Endo confinement room
Whoa what is this?
Excuse me
Forgive me I'm sorry...
Interesting position
Tanaka confinement room
Gas there, too
Carbon dioxide rigged to 3 locations
Ow
Everyone got something weird
Who's there?
Creepy noises resonate
Yasei Bakudan Kawashima
Imitation Face-Making Mansion
Where?
What was that?
What is this?
#1: Muscle Man
Flip the panel!!
It says "flip the panel!"
Announce
Welcome to the imitation face-making mansion
flip the panels one at a time
enjoy watching my masterful face imitations
#1: Muscle Man
Should we?
Here!!
What the fuck
It's Hiromi
#2: Hiromi
Here!!
No more no more!!
Don't present anything frightening!!
Flip the panel!!
There's more?
#3: Shibata Rie
Here!!
What the hell?
What a mess
Why does it have to be Tsunku!?
#4: Tsunku
Secret performance
Here!!
WHOA!!
LONELY... is everyone all alone?
Real life appearance
LONELY... are you by yourself?
My shoulder hurts!!
That was so scary
My shoulder popped
End of performance!?
It's done?
LONELY... is everyone all alone?
LONELY... are you by yourself?
Secret performance
LONELY... is-
What the hell?
Attacked by giant ball
Tsunku?
Hatake has come to Tsunku's rescue
Garittochu Fukushima
What the hell?
Hatake gives up and retreats
What the hell was that?
I hear something weird
The phone's ringing
I thought I heard it ringing
Payphone rings
Don't get scared Telephone question!!
Here is the question
Why so loud?
People who are 30 years and older are called "arasa", however
*TRANSLATOR NOTE: arasa is short for "around thirty"*
what are people 40 years and older called?
(please write the answer on the board)
Oh, what was it again?
*TRANSLATOR NOTE: arafo is short for "around forty"
Isn't it arafo?
Arafo, right
Secret topic