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This is the best
That face is crazy
He's a projectionist
A projectionist
This is really amazing
A projectionist
He really looks like one
Hello
A projectionist he says
Amazing isn't it
The chin is something else
If you look at him close up, it's so funny
This is great
The fact that his face is huge
It's something huh?
It's super
Yep
It's really amazing
Taking it off is scary too
Yep
It's great
Tanaka you haven't done it yet
That's right
Let me give it a go
There's probably I can use
Ah it's a key isn't it
Yep a key
There's been quite a few keys
Number 10
Key number 10
What is it?
What is this?
Here it is
Helium gas
It doesn't really work on me
Same
It doesn't work on you?
I'm the type it doesn't work well on
Me too, it doesn't work well on me
Is it okay to suck it in like that?
What time did you go to bed yesterday?
Yesterday at 11...
Your voice really changed
It changed!
Yeah it really changed
It really changed
Let's play shiritori
T/N: Shiritori is a Japanese game where each person takes a turn using the last letter of the previous word and use that as the first letter of the next word.
Okay
Let's go with Helium Shiritori
Hosei, you wanna go?
Hmm, go give it a shot, but I don't think it really works on me
Hosei VS Endo: Helium Shiritori
You have to suck it in deep
Come up with a starting word
Computer (konpyuta)
Rice field (tanbo)
Dumdum (bonkura)
Hahahahahahahaha
"Dumdum" doesn't work
Hahaha haa haa
What are you saying
What the hell is, "Dumdum"?
Ending with a "bo" is too hard!
There's all sorts
There's a lot
Your turn
We should hold back our laughs
Matsumoto VS Endo: Helium Shiritori
Yeah let's try that
Let's try
Omelette with rice (omuraisu)
Watermelon (suika)
Castella cake (kasutera)
Trumpet (rappa)
Parisienne (parijennu)
What the hell man
Parisienne?
Parisienne is a bit...
What the hell
Isn't there more than that?
This is bad
It's a word, a word
What is this
It's about to run out
Really?
Yeah
Why are we doing this
Hold on
Seriously
Can you do another round with me?
For real
What kind of game?
Um
Let's go with Half Talent
Or whatever
That's fine
Let's all play
Alright
Okay
Let's bet some money
A thousand Heipo each?
Yeah
A thousand Heipo?
Um
Made-up comedy duos and names
That's the topic
Made-up comedy duos?
Uh, for example,
Takeshita from Whale Monsters
Yukio from Irrelevance
Takemura from Marriage
Mitsuo from Castella
Yukiko from Miracle Boy
Sugishita from Neapolitan Intersection
Tamotsu from Yamadera Delivery
Mishima from T-bone Steak
T/N: Mame daifuku is a mochi cake with beans
Takeshi from Mame Daifuku
That was lame
Takeshi from Mame Daifuku is lame
T/N: It's hard to explain, but comedy duo names tend to use weird word combinations. Mame daifuku is just as-is without any creativity, plus Takeshi is a very common name.
It's impossible!
Takeshi from Mame Daifuku is a bit...
Takeshi is kinda...
I want a bit more oomph
From T-bone steak too
I think it's wrong
Just a bit more...
Because it is exactly as-is
Yeah exactly
Who's starting?
I'll start
Okay
Yago from Playing-Dumb Marriage
Mishima from Green Boots
Satake from Chest Hair Exercise
Mori from Double Transceiver
Transceiver is bad
Because there's a first and second, right?
What the hell
This is a waste
The ones with proper naming are being wasted
I definitely won't laugh
Yeah
Me too
It doesn't have to be interesting
Yeah, just something that seems like it would exist right?
Ok gotcha
Ok
Egawa from Helicopters
Yuki from Columbia Travelers
Shellfish Adductor Muscle
That's
Adductor muscle?
What were you gonna say?
Kai-kun from Shellfish Adductor Muscle
Kai-kun and
Shellfish adductor muscle?
Yeah I don't get it
Tsukahara from Denim Meteor Shower
The older brother from Strawberry-Picking Brothers
This doesn't fit at all
Older brother!?
What? The older brother?
It doesn't fit at all
The older brother?
That's no good somehow
Whose win is it?
Anyone other than Hamada I think has the right to win
Shellfish adductor muscle is...
Yeah I think that was a bit rough
Okay you're out
The three of us
The three of us are still in
Matsumoto, Tanaka, and Endo are still in
You three go and I'll um
He'll judge
That's cool
Let's go
Mayumi from The Day After Tomorrow Fantasy
Fukui from Evil Coup D'état
Fukui from Evil Coup d'État
Migami from Disingenuous Driver
Mako from Two Day Old Bangs
You're out for laughing at yourself
You laughed at yourself
You can't laugh at yourself, Tanaka!
He laughed at himself huh
Yeah, yeah, just now
Was an attempt to get us to laugh
Tanaka's out then
Matsumoto and Endo in the finals
Alright!
The finals are here
Matsumoto and Endo
In the finals!
Stallone from Mountain Sylvester Stallone
Stallone from Mountain Sylvester
Stallone
Mountains from Mt. Rokko
He's just saying mountains!!
Mountains from Mt. Rokko
No way, no way
Impossible
We can say this is my win right?
But
There's already is a Sylvester Stallone
Stallone...
That was strange
If Endo said it properly, he would've won
Exactly
You had a chance
Yeah just now
I messed up
Then it's fine
Matsumoto acquires the 5,000 Heipo cash prize
YES!
Are you for real
This is...
Mountains from Mt. Rokko
I got a lot of money
I have about 10,000 Heipo left
This is great
I only have 8,000
Seriously?
Yep
They'll continue that game at the venue
Oh
It changed
Kendo Kobayashi
Everyone please have a seat
Please have a seat
Everything is different
Let's go
Rules are same as the first stage
This is a ranking quiz from the Do Not Laugh series
Yes
The winner gets chips as the winning prize!!
Matsumoto
Hamada
Hosei
Endo
Tanaka
Here is the amount of chips that each of them have. Let's see who wins
This is the last question
Is it the last one?
Last game
Yes
Let's play
Yes
Let's go
Gaki Vegas!
A compilation of "We're Surprised They Agreed to Appear"
The following performers outshone the comedians with their crazy performances
A compilation of "We're Surprised They Agreed to Appear"
This is so nostalgic
Firstly
We requested a parody of Lion Onishi from these three actresses
I remember this one
To our surprise, these 3 actresses agreed to play the part
American Police
Onishi Lion
Natsuna
What an idiot
She's really into it
What!!
Seriously?
Wow
Onishi Lion
Ozawa Maju
She's really into it
Wow
She's totally into it
Onishi Lion
Shibuki Jun
She's from Takarazuka
T/N: Takarazuka Revue is a famous all-female musical theater troupe.
Naturally, she's good
Beautiful
She has a great voice
Her dance is amazing!!
Wow
They all agreed
Shibuki Jun, Ozawa Maju, Natsuna
That was a powerful performance
A compilation of "We're Surprised They Agreed to Appear"
Next is...
American Police
I have brought him
Come in already
Get in
Suspect
Yoshihiko Hakamada
This was really amazing, wasn't it?
This was shocking
Hey
Do you know what you've done?
Look at his face, so good!
Spit it out already!!
Yeah
I had an affair
It wasn't just an affair!!
Say it properly!!
It was an APA affair
T/N: "APA Affair" refers to this actor's real life affair with a gravure idol at one of the APA Hotel locations.
You can't help, but laugh
As I thought
However, the incident unfolds rapidly
The detective is taken hostage! This leads to appearance of...
Must be him
Hold on!!
Here he comes
Who the hell are you!?
Villainous bastards like you ought to be crushed
Ryuji Harada
This year
I come here naked!!
Hentai Kamen Harada
T/N: "Kamen" means masked. It's a word used often for masked heroes, like Kamen Rider. "Hentai" means someone who is a pervert. Thus, his name is "Masked Pervert".
Hentai Kamen
Harada
What an idiot
Hentai Kamen Harada
And, this man too
FOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
He must have practiced a lot
Affair Kamen Hakamada
Affair Kamen
Hakamada
Affair Kamen Hakamada
I'm done, I'm done with this
Ryuji Harada, Yoshihiko Hakamada
A compilation of "We're Surprised They Agreed to Appear"
The third group is
Science Lab
Succhii & Yoshida Yutaka
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki
During Science Lab, they ran into Succhi and Yoshida from Yoshimoto Shinkigeki
This was really nice too
Drill drill won't you do the drill?
Drill drill won't you do the drill? You're doing it!!
There appeared this man...
This was crazy
What are you doing, huh!?
This was amazing
Hooligan
Tokuma Nishioka
What are you doing, huh!?
I'm talking to you!
No way
Hey, what are you doing!?
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki piece "Nipple Drill"
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Won't you
Won't you come!!
come!!
Will you or won't you come?
Stop it
Don't hit my shoes
Don't hit my chin
Don't hit my armpit
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels, my armpit!
my armpit!!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels, my armpit!
my armpit!!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels, my armpit!
my armpit!!
This is great!
Why can't you hear me!?
"The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels my armpit"
Part is difficult to hear
That's what I said!!
You did catch all that, didn't you!?
What the hell are you saying
Don't drill my nipples
His timing
It's funny every time I see it
Don't do the drill
Drill drill won't you do the drill?
Drill drill won't you do the drill? You're doing it!!
Amazing
What are you clapping for!!
We all clapped, didn't we?
Tokuma Nishioka
Yes we did
A compilation of "We're Surprised They Agreed to Appear"
The fourth group is
Prison
Announcement
Hey you guys!! It's time for some amusement!!
The super popular drama will be starting
The super popular drama will be starting so be sure to watch!!
What is this?
Drama?
3rd Year Class B!
Furiwake-Sensei!
T/N: Furiwake is a retired professional sumo wrestler.
I remember this
3rd Year Class B
Furiwake-Sensei
T/N: This is a parody of a famous Japanese drama called Kinpachi-Sensei, about a high school teacher helping his troubled students.
T/N: This is the opening theme to Kinpachi-Sensei, called "Hitotoshite"
I can see from far away
Why the hell are you singing this!!
This was fierce
Alright everyone, please take your seats
Class is about to start
Such a cheesy performance
Furiwake-sensei! There's an emergency!
Did something happen?
Katou started a riot and then in the broadcasting room
WHAT'D YOU SAY!?
One thing he has going for him is energy
Apologize
He sure has passion
This is an iconic scene
That hurt for sure
Furiwake Oyakata
A compilation of "We're Surprised They Agreed to Appear"
And the last one is
American Police
Pardon me
Over here
T/N: Kenichi Takito is an actor who has appeared in many famous films like Godzilla, Tokyo SOS, Boys Over Flowers, etc.
Suspect
Kenichi Takito
Oh it's Takito
No way
It's amazing he said yes to this
Wow amazing
Oohh!!
As I have told you several times
I am the culprit
No
It's true, I did it!
Detective, there's something wrong with her right now
It was me who did it, it was me!
Takito!
Tomochika didn't do anything, please believe me!
It was me all along!
Takito!
I did it! I'm the one who did it!
Takito!
Takito puts on a profound display of acting
However, after that...
Takito Happy Boy appears
Oh yeah I remember
So do i apparently
Wow!!
Wow!! Here I am!!
He's good!
Welcome to
Happy
Boy!
Here I am!
You know, you guys
What I swallowed before was just a happy medicine!!
And now I'm
live
lively
And now I'm live-live-lively as ever!!
Hahahahaha!!
Are you okay?
An amazing performance, I must say
But this is different from a drama
It's variety!
Su
Super-variety!
Is it okay?
Let's overcome the opposition from our agency~
Oh my!
The life of an actor is a huge burn
Let's just cool it down with my icy jokes!!
Frosty touch!!
touch!!
Ouch! He's hot!
Must be a power spot!
That's super stupid!!
Must be a power spot!
That's super stupid!!
Must be a power spot!
That's super stupid!!
What are you saying!?
Happy Boy
Packed in too many things together
Wow!!
Kenichi Takito
Who made you laugh the most?
Out of these 5 participants, who made everyone laugh the most?
Out of these 5, you have to guess who got the most laughs
This is difficult
Who left the strongest impression on you, Hamada-san?
Shibuki, Ozawa, Natsuna
Harada, Hakamada
Nishioka
Oyakata Furiwake
Takito
For me, it's Tokuma Nishioka
So it's Tokuma Nishioka for you
It was nice of him to do that
The deciding factor is the total number of laughs
Yeah
That's what I am thinking about too
Looking at the video, you can see different patterns
Yes
Looking at the video, you can see different patterns
Hakamada and Harada pair went on for a few years
Yes, a few years
Even the following year
Fortunately or unfortunately, Harada
As this time, Harada's affair was yet to be picked up by media
Yep
He was only a Hentai Kamen
Turned out to be true, that character he played
In a way
He immersed himself into the character
Real Hentai Kamen
He could not get out of character
The character impacted him too much
That is one theory that's making the rounds
Is that so!
We got the following comments from the participants
Afterword: Jun Shibuki
Takarazuka fans were mad,
Asking her in person, "Why is a former top star
Doing such things!?"
She was scolded!
They all were scolded!
I see
After the show aired, many people asked me
"Are you an actress or a TV talent?"
And I started getting more challenging roles.
I see
Here's from Nishioka
Afterword: Tokuma Nishioka
Tokuma-san!
After the show aired, all my fellow actors said,
"You've raised the status of actors!
Amazing! You've inspired me to improve even more."
I see
"This was the most complimented gig in my entire life!"
Out of all his performances to date, this was most well received
I see
Here we go
Everyone, please pick your numbers
Please put in your bets
Who got the most laughs?
This is so hard!
This is the last one right?
Yes, this is the final!
Then I gotta go all in
That's right, all in
But which one?
Matsumoto
Hamada
Hosei
Endo
Tanaka
EVERYONE IS ALL IN
Yes, you're right
Have you all picked your numbers?
Yes!
Shibuki, Ozawa, Natsuna
Harada, Hakamada
Nishioka
Oyakata Furiwake
Takito
Ready, set...!
Can't have the same guess as Hamada
Oh no, it's the same!!
It's the same!
Wait a minute, this...
The moment the answers overlap with Hamada, there's no chance of winning
Okay then
I'll give you one chance to change your answer
What!? Then...
Excuse me, may I change my answer as well?
Of course, that's fine
Let's change
Go ahead
Five
Oh, five
Two
Why two?
Yes, I think it's two
That's plausible too
Endo, your four still overlaps with Hamada, are you okay with that?
But if it comes down to that, there's only number one left...
It's definitely not one
Yeah, I don't think it's one
It could be that all of you are wrong
Oh
There is that chance
Right, if it turns out to be one
That's right
Are we all ready!?
Yes!
Understood!
Here is the answer!
Please
The answer is...!
Three already lost
There's only two and four left!
Come on, please! Let's go!
Go, go!
How will this go!?
The answer is number two, Harada and Hakamada!
Thank you!
The tables have turned!
The tables have turned!!
He had the least
And so, now...
He had the least among all of us
Yeah, you're right
Tanaka is the winner!
Thank you! Even though I had the least
WINNER: TANAKA
700,000 Heipo GET
Blonde beauty army's ending dance
Everyone please clap along
What are they doing?
We saw this before didn't we?
We did
Again?
Now
Don't hesitate in taking those panties home with you
"Take those panties home with you"?!
A panties present from the blonde beauties
Suggestive Panties Present
Please put it away in your pockets
Okay
These panties mark the beginning of a disaster...
19 hours since the start
19 hours since the start. It's the peak of their exhaustion, however...
Omamett Regency Affiliate
Delivery Company's Employee Training Observation
We're not even actual employees at all
Who the hell are you!?
Delivery Division Area Manager
Tomonori Jinnai
What the hell? Outsiders can't come in here
They're living an impoverished lifestyle,
But I thought to bring them here to have them observe the training
Just don't get in the way of the training
Thank you
Come on in
He's so short tempered
Training?
Well then, we'll have you properly observe
Whatever you do, don't get in the way
So strict
I'm sorry
For being late!!
I'm very sorry!
Don't I always tell you at least be punctual!?
You're all late!
YES!
I can't hear you!
Employee
Karen Takizawa
Employee
Taisei Shima
For you employees, in order to get you to raise your spirits
Employee
Karina Maruyama
Employee
Kyoko Hamaguchi
The general manager will come by
To conduct your training
YES!!
He should be here shortly
Extraordinary instructing...
I suppose
Delivery Division General Manager
Yukiyoshi Ozawa
T/N: Yukiyoshi Ozawa is a famous American-born Japanese actor who was in films and shows like Yoshitsune, Subete ga F ni Naru, Rurouni Kenshin: The Legend Ends, etc.
Good morning, sir!
Well, that's just... Yeah
The method for his appearance is a complete attack on us
I am the general manager, Ozawa
I've been watching your training
And your work up until now
I could sense your everyday laziness
Completely permeating your being!!
You all have no passion,
no passion,
No ambition!!
Completely lacking!!
Are you fools
Really even
our employees!?
Scary...
LISTEN UP!
Get your spirits back in shape!! When we call your name, speak up!
Training Program 1
Introduce yourself with your weak point
Shout out what you want to do about it
Shout it out with all your might! You can do that right, Takizawa!?
YES!
Then start the introduction!
Yes!!
Manager of the LA branch
Karen Takizawa
I'm the manager of the Los Angeles branch, my name is Karen Takizawa!!
Up until now
I've been too concerned with how other people think of me,
Even if I think "I want to eat ginger pork stir fry,"
I don't want employees to think, "Guess she really wants to eat pork"
So I can't ask for it!!
The you who wants to eat pork is beautiful!!
You like pork, don't you?
SAY YOU LIKE IT!!
I like it!!
I
I LIKE THE YOU THAT LIKES PORK!!
LIKES PORK!!
You should eat your fill
Yes!! I will eat it!
What the hell are they saying?
Say it louder!
I WILL EAT IT!!
MORE!!
I WILL EAT IT!!
MORE!!
I WILL EAT IT!!
You said it well!!
Become a great manager!!
Resolving employees' worries with passion
So passionate
What the hell
So passionate
Too passionate
What is going on
So passionate
Next up is Shima!!
Yes!!
Where are you from?
San Francisco Branch Manager
Taisei Shima
Yes, I'm... from Hokkaido!
Your age?
50... 22 years old
Are you okay!?
I'm sorry, I...
What's your favorite food?
Me?
YES YOU!! What's your favorite food?
Thick and long... Thin... Sausages!
Employee has extreme social anxiety
That's too much
You're such a pain in the ass, Shima
Start your self introduction!
Yes!
Las Vegas ger ger
Shima ger Shima Tai-ger...
Shima Tai... I'm sorry
Shi... Las Vegas ger ger...
You mean manager!!
Oh come on!
Do it again!!
I'm Taisei Shima!!
When I talk to people, when our eyes meet
I get worried that my armpits smell
Looking at someone in the eyes is
Such a big fear of mine!!
What do you always do? Say it out loud!
Yes!
I run to the bathroom
And I rub my armpits with my hands!!
How do you wash them!?
Yes!
I turn on the bathroom faucet and run the water
And directly wash my armpits!!
What the hell are you saying?
From the faucet??
There's no way
Next is Maruyama!!
Yes!!
Do you have spirit!?
YES!
San Diego Branch Manager
Karina Maruyama
Recently
I heard you got married?
YES!
Is it fun?
Yes, it's very fun!!
When are you having the most fun?
When I get to touch a lot of hard things!!
I don't understand...
I barely got through it
They are newlyweds, I suppose...
Chosen as most valuable manager in the first half of the year, Hamaguchi!!
Is that so?
Las Vegas Branch Manager
Kyoko Hamaguchi
T/N: Kyoko Hamaguchi is a two-time bronze medalist in the Olympics for women's wrestling.
YES!!
You got spirit!
YES!!
So much spirit
It's a bit different
Amazing
Most valuable manager has special spirit
Hamaguchi, you got spirit, don't you?
When I get up on the mat
I stand as if nothing is behind me!!
Hehe
What do you have written on your right hand?
Hunt for prey
Become the eye of the wild beast
I conduct my work in this manner
Start your self introduction!!
LAS VEGAS BRANCH MANAGER!!
My name is Kyoko Hamaguchi
She's different
You're right
This is tough
My troubles lately have been
Completely forgets her troubles
General Manager, how was that?
Hm?
You have bright eyes
You may be suited for becoming an employee
Would you like to do a self introduction?
Could it be that he's being headhunted!?
Stand! Do you have spirit?
YES!
DO YOU HAVE SPIRIT?!
YES!!
SHOUT IT OUT!
My faults are
Plenty, but I have many!!
I drive a car!
When I'm driving, the steering wheel
SIT DOWN
YOU FOOL!!
SIT DOWN
YOU FOOL!!
SIT DOWN
YOU FOOL!!
SIT DOWN
YOU FOOL!!
SIT DOWN
YOU FOOL!!
SIT DOWN
YOU FOOL!!
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YOU FOOL!!
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YOU FOOL!!
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YOU FOOL!!
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YOU FOOL!!
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He got told off
Hot-blooded and unforgiving, even toward outsiders
He really got yelled at