Team Gaki Presents
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Again
Here we go
Eh
Come on!
Watch out!
Woah
You're good!
Woah
Come on!
You can do it!
No good
Stand up!
Woah
Ow
Ow!
Ow!!
Ow!!!
Ow!!!!
Ow!!!!!
What just happened?
really
For real?
really
I'm not joking
It was real
Eeeh?
I swear
You sure?
I swear it got me
Wait...
I swear!
What about you, Zaki-san?
No way you were zapped!
It zapped me so much, I never felt this before!!
Alright then
To be honest...
Yeah?
Just to be honest...
Yeah
I could feel it just a tiny bit
What the hell!?
Hamada Masatoshi
Tanaka Naoki
Audrey: Kasuga
Captain Miyasako Hiroyuki
License: Inomoto
Nakao Akiyoshi
Natsuna
MIYASAKO
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Tsukitei Hosei
Endo Shozo
Captain Fujimoto Toshifumi
Murakami Kanako
Rocchi Nakaoka
License: Fujiwara
FUJIMON
As Team Miyasako is leading the match
They finally reach the last round
Answer Quickly! Two-Handed Arithmetic!
Answer Quickly!
Two-Handed
Arithemetic!!
Answer Quickly!! Two-Handed Arithmetic!!
Answer a simple calculation between 2~10 using both hands
Every answer for this quiz
Is a simple calculation between 2 and 10
Quickly use both your hands to answer
Answer Quickly!! Two-Handed Arithmetic!!
If the answer is wrong, answered with only one hand, or unable to follow the rhythm, the player is OUT
If you answer wrongly
Or if you fail to use both your hands
You're disqualified!
First of all, a demonstration from Junior
Here's a demonstration from Junior
Alright, got it, wish me good luck
I wonder if I can do it
Start the sound, please!
Okay, genius
Six!
Three!
Seven!
Three!
Eight!
Oh!
What just happened over there?
I told the staff to do like 2 or 3 of them, but they made me do 5 to 6!!
Downto--
Miyasako
Hamada Masatoshi
Fujimon
Matsumoto Hitoshi
And so it was decided: this game will be a Downtown match
The one leading the match
Will be Hamada-san, from Team Miyasako
Go get 'em!
Arithmetic Prince!
Never heard of that before
I am hoping that he does so well, it becomes an endless round
Okay, okay, okay, OKAY!
All right we're doing it, Two-Handed Arithmetic
Hamada's challenge starts now!
Five!
Scary!
5 is what I said and did!
"5 is what I said and did", he says
but 6 is what he did!
Five, man!
Your voice saying "5" was so small too
Let me do it again
One more try!
But really, what the hell is this?
You should start with your fists!
Just like this
I just wanted to move 'em!
I wanted to move my hands freely
So you can just do this
Like this?
Yeah
Why does he get to try again?
No, no
This is an exception
It was the first round
I guess it would be a waste to have the game ending like this
Alright, let's go
Hamada's second Two-Handed Arithmetic challenge!
Okay, okay!
Can he make it?
Five!
Out, out, out, out, out!
OUT!
Scary!
That's just wrong!
That was terrible!
Why?!
Why that?!
What's wrong with you?
I put up 5 fingers
Wait up
Why the hell are you coming near me?!
I put out the 5!
At this point I think we should say
this is Downtown's loss
Come on, show us one round
Come on, I don't want to lose too
Downtown's failure can be avoided, come here and
show us what you can do, Matsumoto-san!
I'm not him after all
Yep!
He's ready
Come on!
You can't stop him
And now it's time for Team Fujimon
Here's Matsumoto's challenge!
Four!
That's not--
Your arithmetic is totally off
He's just an idiot
Are you a moron?
Just a plain idiot
I'm shocked
Shocked!
Electricity! It's the electricity from before
You weren't shocked
I have this great buildup of electricity here
It's still completely flowing in me!!
Four!
Downtown's complete loss!!
The buildup of electricity should not be underestimated
Let's stop getting the calculations wrong, please
Come on, can't you get a joke now?
Oh, so it was a joke!
Of course it's that
Thank you very much!
Now I see!
That was hard!
That was a nice joke
That was super hard!
It was a joke!!
A joke!!
Sorry for before
Have we really come to an era where
comedians don't get jokes anymore?
Sorry for that, we're sorry
I think they all got it by now!!
They got it, right?
They did, I'm sure of it
They got the fact it was just for laughing?
I'm sure they did!!
Here's Matsumoto's challenge
He went "four"!
He just said that
Two!
Seriously?
We're done
That's impossible
The end!!
That can't be!
Come on
You're terrible!
Terrible!
Looks like they're having a blast, though!
Look at them
Watch out for your mic
You've been flirting all the way!
Flirting here, flirting there
What the hell
I used to respect you, what a waste of time!!
Even though the recreation is over
They bring up that disgraceful behavior they just saw
Are you for real about before?
Yeah, right?
It's that we were kind of worried about you
Wasn't it obvious I was faking it?
For how long do you think we've been doing this?
It was on purpose!!
ON PURPOSE!!
That was something
That was definitely not on purpose
It's true
I mean, you both yelled at me at the same time
It was an obvious thing to say
so of course it would be in unison
Still, I wonder if it's hard
I mean, I didn't try it so I really don't know
You see, if me and Hamada
Would have done it
the right way, smoothly,
the right way, smoothly, what use would it have?
They'd be like "That's Downtown for ya"
"They're so smart" or such
That's not how it works
No way
For that, I'm going to be honest with you
When I got on stage, the staff was there
And I swear Tadaki (staff) had
a face like he was about to cry
"Please do it", they said
"Do that thing you know"
I think it would have been nice if you'd do it right at least once
I see
Well, the first round was a little too funny
If by the second round, I suddenly knew how to do it right
Then my first round attempt would end up looking so fake
So when it goes that way, you just have to
do it again, on every round, till the end
'Cause at that point you can only do that
You just have to play the clown until the very end
That's just my natural clowning abli-- ability!
Fufu
What the hell are you talking about?
I guess if you did it to stay true to the role of your inner clown
I guess what you did is very cool
How about I do it seriously just for one round?
Will you rest at ease if I show you just for once that
I can actually do it properly?
Oh yes, definitely
Ok then
Really?
Well, now we can't laugh, so...
That will do?
We can't laugh, okay?
Sure
I mean, here
Yeah
Let's do it
Hmm
Eight!
Wasn't that too slow?
Hang on, wasn't that too slow?
Slow, slow! Way too slow!
I think that was... Way too slow
Slow, slow! Way too slow!
Come on, it's not that hard!
Wait, wait, I mean, that's not it
What just happened
It's that
It came out again from me, really
Don't you get it? It came out again
If we keep on doing it, the clown will come out again
That's just its nature
Of course
It is now 11:30 AM
It's been 3 hours and half since the beginning
Eh?
How are you doin'?
You know, in our Omame's
Archaeology Research Institute
There is an amazing display of treasures you won't be able
to buy even if you work for your entire life
Today as a special treat we're going to see them together
Omame Archaeology Institute's Treasures
A tour for the wonderful treasures inside the exhibition room!
I want to see that
We're finally doing something
Finally
Finally some proper work
For real
Exhibition Room
This way
Oh, it's kind of...
Isn't it amazing, guys?
Oh!
Isn't that Kokoro-sensei?
Mental Counselor
Terada Kokoro
T/N: Terada Kokoro is a famous child actor who has appeared in many TV shows and movies.
Ah!
Fujiwara-kun, what's going on? You have so many people with you!
I'll introduce him to you, line up please
He's a very small professor, huh...
He is
Alright, everyone
This person
This person is Omame Archaeological Institute's
exclusive
exclusive mental counselor, Doctor Kokoro
Mental counselor...
If you'd like to
Shall I provide you some counseling?
By all means, doctor, please!
Thank you!
Guys, you're so lucky, aren't you!
Doctor Kokoro's
Emergency Mental Counseling
Doctor, have a seat, please
We're doing it right here?
If you would, please
I'll make sure to clear away everyone's worries, so just feel free
to ask me anything you want, please!
Thank you very much!
Tanaka sit down!!
Oh me?
You seem to have the most troubled aura
Oh is that so?
Pardon me
Excuse me
Please tell me your troubles
Ah...
Let's see...
Lately, I've kind of put on a little weight
Could you be more specific?
Oh
I haven't gotten enough exercise if that's what you mean?
So my body weight is too high...
It's okay, it's okay
You don't have to try so hard
You're adorable
You got divorced
and your mental state was tattered, but
You're doing your best, aren't you?
I wouldn't go that far-
You helped drain a pond for ZIP! and were so friendly
T/N: ZIP! is a morning news talk show on NTV.
You helped drain a pond for ZIP! and were so friendly
That's true...
You affectionately drained a pond
You're taking care of me
You affectionately drained a pond
Thank you
Even though you thought "I've already cleared a pond"
A- A-
you still went on ZIP! and were friendly
I'm not sure if that's true...
Your job has basically been reduced
Yeah
to this pattern, but you still did it adequately, haven't you?
Well, not quite
He acts like he's comforting, but says insults
I have other work as well
He's subtly saying some horrible things
You can relax now
What's this?
Thank you very much. Ah!
KISS
He got a kiss
What is this crap?
Finally, a kiss to make it all better
What a weird world
Thank you so much
Thanks. Thank you
But why though?
Thank you very much, doctor
Hamada, why don't you take a seat
Oh?
Hamada, why don't you take a seat
I wonder what will happen now
This is scary
Yeah
This is really scary
Please tell me your troubles
Definitely, it's probably the amount of sleep I've been...
STOP
Hamada, you've
been feeling the pressure too much haven't you?
Oh, that could be
Do you remember?
It was 23 years ago,back in 1995
It was 23 years ago, back in 1995
Natsumi~
Hamada Masatoshi
Cookie
T/N: Cookie is a comedian who does crappy impersonations and paints his face to look like a creepy version of the person he's imitating. Natsumi is the name of Hamada's wife.
Natsumi~
Darling
Oh, it's you
I was just in the area
I've been looking for you Natsumi~
He didn't talk like that
T/N: Komura Tetsuya is the most successful song producer in Japanese music history and is credited for introducing dance music to Japanese mainstream music.
Natsumi~ Komura said he'd write me a song
I wonder if I should sing it now?
Shouldn't I?
I SHOULD!!
I've already memorized it. Natsumi~ This song, I'll sing for you
MUSIC START!!
WOW WAR TONIGHT (Time Awakens, Movement)
T/N: "WOW WAR TONIGHT" is an actual song that Komura wrote in 1995 back when Hamada and Komura formed a musical unit called, "H Jungle with t"
Ta
Sometimes it's like this, this like this
Ta
ma
ni
wa
Kou
shi
te
Kou
It's like this so it goes like this
Kou
iu
No no no
iu
ko
to
ka
ra
Kou
na
t
te
Kou
This, this, this goes like this
Kou
na
t
te
Kou
This this, just like this
Kou
Koi
Kou
Hey
Let time awaken, movement
Hey
To
ki
ni
wa
o
ko
se
yo
MOO
BU
ME
N
TO
Ga
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
de
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
de
Sa
Don't do that, k~?
Sa
se
na
i
de
nee~
Ga
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
de
Ga
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
That's not right
nai
de
Ga
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
de
That's wrong
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
de
That's completely wrong
de
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
de
Don't let me down, don't let me down
Ga
k
ka
ri
sa
se
nai
de
Sa
Don't do that, k~?
Sa
se
na
i
de
nee~
But it's wrong
nee~
Wow-
Wow
War-
Completely wrong
Wow
War-
to
night
Wow-
Wow
War-
Wow
War-
for
e
ver
He leaves with the doctor
ver
Wow-
Where are you going?
Wow-
Wow
War-
Wow
War-
to
night
Absolutely not
Who produced this!!
Yeah I know
Hamada
Good thing your stress was released, huh
Like hell it was!!
Noon
Without researching any of the treasures
They return to the lab
Once again, the VTR begins to play
Appearance OK Derby's next installment
When I was sitting around at my parents' house,
my mother said to me, "Hey Hamburg Steak!
T/N: This comedian's name is Hamburg Steak. He inserts "Hamburg Steak" unnecessarily into his lines. The dish, Hamburg steak, is also known as Salisbury steak, not to be mistaken with hamburgers.
How long are you going to sit around?
Why don't you get a job already?
You're a Hamburg Steak, aren't you?"
T/N: "Teishoku" can mean an occupation or a daily special dish.
Yes. An occupation (daily special) right?
HAMBUUUURG STEEEAAAAK!
HAMBURG STEAK MASTER
To take on the loudness and high tension of Hamburg Steak Master
Oh, this one?
Three celebrities have entered!
Oh, I see...
Who will consent to perform this time!?
First is this person
Thank you for having me
Please have a seat
Thanks for coming
Thank you
I don't know about his image
TATEKAWA SHIRAKU
Oh, Shiraku...
Disciple of Tatekawa Danshi (Pictured at 52 years old)
T/N: Tatekawa Danshi is a legendary Rakugo comedian. Rakugo is a storytelling comedy style.
His master Tatekawa Danshi said
"Shiraku is my successor"
Tatekawa Shiraku (Pictured at 25 years old)
With 18 disciples, he is a great master of Rakugo
He now has 18 disciples studying under him
This master of Rakugo has come to negotiate
Have you ever watched the Absolutely No Laughing series?
I have, on New Year's Eve
When I watch the Kohaku Singing Battle
T/N: Kohaku Utagassen (singing battle) is the most popular show to watch on New Year's Eve. The Batsu is the second most popular after that.
if there's a singer I don't like I watch this instead
Downtown, for me, are great benefactors
They're always coming out with new things on TV
Starting with their variety shows
Just by talking they stir things up with their cheekiness
When I appeared on a Downtown show there were lots of jokes and
it was a lot of fun and became less controversial
Downtown is pretty respectable
About Tsukitei Hosei, what are your thoughts?
As a storyteller, he's my junior. At first-
The loser character was all he could portray, so
he seemed like a coward, trying to escape and do Rakugo instead
He really gave it his all, and learned a great deal
He has started to become a Rakugo storyteller in earnest
My opinion has changed a great deal
His name is well known, and his characters are cheerful
You really laughed at that, huh
That picture...
You would laugh there, right?
At least that's what you laughed at
You'd definitely laugh
No no, I just thought it's such a nice photo
The words are nice, though
That's not it
As soon as that photo came up I was done for, sorry
My opinion has changed a great deal
So, uh
His name is well known, and his characters are cheerful
His intentions are incredibly pure, so
He looks so freaking happy right there
compared to the Tokyo headliners who aren't selling, he's much better
In 10 or 20 years, he'll be able to make his living as a storyteller
Now, the real question
This is what we are referring to
I've seen a little bit of this
The Hamburg Steak Master, right?
Right
This sort of thing, well
Rude performances aren't something I'm accustomed to...
When I perform, I talk without acting out the parts
Tough, that's pretty tough
So is there any chance you could help us?
As the Hamburg Steak Master, would you perform for us?
Ah, but what about his image
Definitely
Hamburg Steak...
Negotiation Complete
I'm coming in
Our next negotiation is with this person
Please have a seat
Sorry to take time from your busy schedule
Oh no, I'm not busy at all
Oh it's Kihara
Kihara Minoru
regular weather forecaster
The famous weather forecaster for the weather segment on "News Every"
He has 32 years of experience as a forecaster
This leader in the world of weather forecasting negotiates the appearance!
Have you ever worked with the 2 members of Downtown?
Not that I can recall
How do you feel about Cocorico? Your impressions
Cocorico is Tanaka and... Who is the other guy?
Stay strong... Otherwise this will never end
Now, the real question
So, the character called Hamburg Steak Master
Hamburg Steak Master was his name?
Yes
Hmm... I'm not sure, you know what I mean?
He's hesitant
Hmm... I'm not sure, you know what I mean?
That seems tough
I want to try, nonetheless
Not sure about these kinds of roles...
What is he going to do?
Negotiation Complete
Finally we negotiated with this person
Nice to meet you you
Thank you for coming out
No way!
Thank you for having me
Wow, no way!!
Tosaka Junichi
It's Tosaka
Nicknamed "Maro"
Previous NHK Announcer
Nicknamed "Maro", his role as announcer made him the face of the NHK
Tosaka Junichi negotiates the appearance!
He resigned from the NHK and remains active
This year he resigned from the NHK, but has continued working as a freelancer
We negotiate the appearance with Tosaka Junichi!
You and Matsumoto-san appeared on Wide Na Show together
T/N: Wide Na Show is a variety show with Matsumoto as its regular commentator.
Yes
That's right
Yes yes
Right next to me is where they sat him
He smelled good to be honest
What kind of smell?
T/N: Jintan is a specific brand of breath mints that are said to have medicinal qualities.
Breath mints
was what he smelled like
Now, the real question
Itoda-san...
T/N: Itoda Jun is Hamburg Steak Master's real name.
Yes?
Which of his characters do you know?
I don't know any
This character is called "Hamburg Steak Master"
He doesn't know any of this
Hamburg Steak Master?
This is a famous character isn't it?
Everyone knows him, it would seem
I'd be doing this in front of Downtown, right?
It's a little bit embarrassing, though...
I can't imagine myself doing this confidently
Negotiation Complete
What is this?
Oh wow
And so, who will be dressed as Hamburg Steak Master
And consent to a performance?
And so, who will be dressed as Hamburg Steak Master
and consent to a performance?
And so, who will be the one between them
To consent a performance in Hamburg Steak Master's costume?
Hamada, please answer!
Hamada, your answer, please!
What?
This is hard
I think...
None of them
No one does it?
For the first time
I guess that could happen too
You got a point, I can't picture them doing him
HAMBURGE~R!!
And so, who will be dressed as Hamburg Steak Master
And consent to a performance?
And so, who will be dressed as Hamburg Steak Master
And consent to a performance?
And so, who will be the one between them
To consent a performance in Hamburg Steak Master's costume?
Hamada-san, please answer!
Hamada, please answer!
Hamada, your answer, please!
What?
This is hard
I think...
None of them
No one does it?
Answer reveal
For the first time
I guess that could happen too
You got a point, I can't picture them doing him
Hambu~~~rg Steak!!
Who would have thought
Hamburg Steak Master
Shiraku Tatekawa
For real?
I didn't expect it
What's wrong, did you forget me? It's me, it's me
It's Shiraku-burg Steak, fellas!!
Hambu~~~rg Steak!!
Are you kidding me?!
What's wrong? Have you forgotten about me?
That's embarrassing
Hamburg Steak Master
Junichi Tosaka
It's me, fellas
It's Tosaka-burg Steak!
And so...
A hot out-of-pan joke display
I have 100 grams of a steaming hot out-of-pan joke for ya
When I was first asked to take part in this show
I promptly refused it
I mean, I had to stand here with Tosaka, you know
And why should a star from Rakugo be
Paired together with a sort of announcer guy who makes no sense
and forced to be standing next to him?
But there's a reason, actually
He kinda sucks
But there's a reason, actually
After all a connection is important
Shiraku Bu~~~rg Steak!!
He surely can shout
Coming next, your Tosaka-burg Steak will
Bring you a 200 grams hot out-of-pan joke on your table
Their voices are good
This year Udo-san, a colleague from NHK, quit his job, you know
Because he got promoted as news zero's new chairman, you know
That's right
You know, last month an offer from NTV came to me as well
And I thought "I wonder which news show could it be?"
And it was this huge variety show in
which I was forced to impersonate a comedian and shout, just that
Are you kidding me?
Tosaka-burg Steak forgets his joke
Put it all together, man!
He's only messing up
Yeah that... Was amazing
He asked Shiraku for help
I'm all for the meat
Tosaka Bu~~~rg Steak!!
I didn't understand it!!
Makes no sense, I have no idea
Shiraku Bu~~~rg Steak!!
That was awful, man!!
Don't do that "I got em!" gesture, that's not it!!
Thanks for coming
Right at the climax
He slipped right at the punch line
He forgot it
Yes, he did forget
He felt embarrassed too...
Man that was though
If Shiraku-han wasn't there with him it would have suck
T/N: The "-han" suffix is the Kansai dialect version of "-san".
Yeah, you're right
It'd be terrible
I mean, they were also doing this antagonism play...
Yeah, that's right
(Hosei's) photo really made me laugh...
It's been 10 years (since you became a rakugoka), yes?
T/N: Rakugoka means Rakugo storyteller.
10 years, yes
I think that
You should turn bald quicker, it's for the best
I think that way you'll look more rakugoka-ish!!
Well yeah, that's probably right
You're not concerned at all about it?
Nah, I'm not
Hosei doesn't mind he's going bald
You don't mind it?
I don't
Tanaka you're... doing your best
I am, yes
When you were young---
Quit that!!
You always do that...
Are you doing it (hair restoration) or such?
I tried something like RiUP some time ago
T/N: RiUp is a hair restoration product.
Yama-chan should try that RiUP thing
Well, I'm actually doing it now!!
Wha-?
He set a trap
Of course you'd laugh
It's cause I said I didn't care
What are you saying?!
(Hair restoration) you're doing it?
But he just said before
Something like "I want to become bald quickly", he said it!
Well, well, well
I'm like whatever happens, happens
But just to be sure I'm trying it
How long have you...?
For how many months or years now?
I don't know that
I guess it's been a year
Hosei is 100% into it
This is so confusing
Which side are you on?
One year?
He's so determined about it
I had no idea
Well, my wife is buying them so I can't just let 'em be
If I don't use them, she gets mad at me
So I'm using them because she went all the way to the store to buy it
Sounds like a desperate effort
And then
Once again...
Appearance OK Derby
Appearance OK
Derby
Special episode
This time it's not a performance negotiation from our TV show
This time it's not a negotiation started from our show
But it's a burning desire of appearing in No Laughing
A reverse-offer which came from a certain person!
He reached out for "No Laughing": a reverse offer!
Is that so?
Who will this person be!?
Excuse me
It's a pleasure to meet you
My pleasure
Are you for real?!
Hirotada Ototake
T/N: Hirotada Ototake is a man with tetra-amelia syndrome, meaning that he was born without arms and legs.
ddd
Limbs Dissatisfaction
Ototake Hirotada
His 1998-released essay
His 1998 released essay
"Limbs Dissatisfaction"
about his own introspection
titled "Limbs Dissatisfaction",
set a record as a bestseller with a total of 6 millions copies sold!
Around 6 millions copies sold
A huge best seller!!
Sports writer
Commentator
Educator
A commentator, a sports writer, an educator
Ototake, a man of various faces,
Longing for an appearance
said he was longing for an appearance on our show!
Every year there's a fixed theme, isn't that right?
And whenever I watch them
I always think "What if it was me!!?" or such
For instance, on the Airport special there was this baggage turntable
I thought it'd be funny if I was on it, expressionless
I always think about stuff like this
Are you kidding me?
You met Matsumoto-san on the set of Wide Na Show, right?
Yes, I did
You can say he's shy or so
but even when he's not on air he's always considerate of others
And what about Hamada-san?
On the contrary, he...
He always strikes at anyone
And I think that's brave after all, considering the era we live in
In a way
He doesn't discriminate anyone, and hits us all alike
And in a way I'm grateful to him for it
Now, here's the real question
Which is the disguise Ototake is wishing to appear as?
The disguise Ototake took into consideration is―
I was thinking about this...
What's that?
I think this skit will be challenging for them!!
He brought his own
I think this skit will be challenging for them!!
There's one thing I'm thinking about
For example
Saito from the comedy duo "Trendy Angel" is
making his lack of hair his main joke material
Or even fat comedians joking about their build and such
But for people with disabilities, this kind of gag feels immoral
That's what they say, but I'm more like
"That's a barrier we need to cross over", like this
And I think nobody can let me fulfill this wish but this TV show!!
So let's do it!
Ototake dreamed of a certain costume, but which one is it!?
And so, Ototake dreamed of a certain disguise
Man, what will it be?
But which one will it be?
I wonder what...
Matsumoto: please answer within 5 seconds
Matsumoto: please answer within 5 seconds!
What? I don't get it, what was it?
You have to guess his disguise
Takamori Saigo
I have no idea
And the correct disguise is!? The answer's appearing next!!
What will the correct answer be?
How should I know it?
Find out as he makes his entrance!
Isn't the bar being raised a bit too much?
It is
I can hear a sound
This isn't fair, come on!!
For real, come on
This is not good!
An unexpected Ototake-robot
Alright, I got it
How could have I guessed it?!
It's R2-D2
It's him
R2-D2, huh
He chose R2...
He's laughing so much!!
That's a whole-face smile, really
Amazing... unexpected
It would have been weirder if I guessed it
I think you're right
Why is he smiling that much?
Really...
He's enjoying this a lot
It's 'cause he chose it himself
Waaaaaaaao!!
A shriek towards Matsumoto
What is this person doing?
He really looks happy, though
Yeah, he's having a blast
I guess if you take his face off is just a regular R2-D2
I guess so, yeah
Waaaaaaoo!!
That's so dumb
A shriek for Hamada too
That's... of course you'd laugh
You can't do that face to me, come on!!
He looked at you directly
Yeah he did it before too, that's it
Ototake-robot's wish is granted: he leaves
Come on, this was too much...
It's now 12:30
4 and a half hours since their research institute work began
A hard mission is about to be announced to them
I bet all these appearance fees must be good...
How are you doing?
Starting from now
You'll face Omame Archaeology Institute's treasured
special training for a while
Eh!?
It's a training meant to
Strengthen your stamina and teamwork
Which is essential for research
Everyone, get ready and let's go
Basic stamina and teamwork reinforcement
Omame Archaeology Institute's special training participation
We're here, here comes
T/N: Matsumoto is doing an imitation of the Nippon Elektel Rengo's joke, where they say, "You can't do that! No, no!"
Of course it's here, it came, it came!!
I don't like! No, no!!